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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2015, 04:02:20 PM »
Si

People praised Chavez for pushing the USA out of Venezuela's affairs, but now Cuba, China and Russia are in Venezuela's affairs and bleeding the country dry.

USA, please come back and stick your nose in Venezuela's affairs again.    :(

Socialism is a plague.  :-\

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2015, 05:41:44 PM »
She can use my tongue any time in case she's running out of paper..



Very fine female. Mucho maze would be had.

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2015, 06:00:54 PM »
They are also being forced to become vegetarians because meat is amanzinly  expensive.

Saw this today in the news:
http://veja.abril.com.br/noticia/mundo/diante-da-escassez-venezuelanos-estao-aderindo-ao-vegetarianismo

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2015, 06:33:28 PM »
Chavez turned the country from a beautiful country with a poverty problem into a massive shithole on the verge of civil war. He failed to deliver on any of his promises to solve the poverty problem. Stole property from wealthy citizens and alienated the upper class, who have fled the country or are attempting to flee without losing all of their money. Wealthy people run the businesses needed to sustain the lower classes. Once they leave, an entire country is plunged into darkness. You can't buy basic necessities like toilet paper because the country is filled with corruption. Venezuela produces the 4th or 5th most oil of any country in the world. The country has gone so far Dan Hill since the socialists took over. For Bernie Sanders fans, look at Venezuela to see what happens when you steal from the rich.

This, and let's not forget "nationalising" (ie stealing) oil mining facilities from private companies and subsidising fuel so 1 litre of petrol costs 1 cent. Yes $0.01. So they use petrol to cook, heat, everything - and let waste runoff go wherever it goes thus destroying environment. Total failure of a country - whenever a government says witch doctors make opposition bad or subsidise necessities below cost price to that extent they are distracting you from reality.

Funnily they "acquired" (stole) golf courses for social land and decried it as an elitist pig sport... until a Venezuelan golfer won a tournament and was lauded.

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2015, 06:38:23 PM »
Send them some bibles. That shit really works.

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2015, 06:44:24 PM »
Send them some bibles. That shit really works.

500 pagee to wipe ass with and free from gideons. Good idea.

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2015, 11:24:48 PM »
Very fine female. Mucho maze would be had.

Good to hear I'm not the only straight guy here

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2015, 03:45:50 AM »
Very fine female. Mucho maze would be had.

In Venezuela it's called maíz.

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2015, 04:06:46 AM »
My people call it maize.

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #34 on: November 12, 2015, 04:58:34 AM »
My people call it maize.

I'll have my people teach your people.

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #35 on: November 12, 2015, 05:09:36 AM »
I'll have my people teach your people.

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Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
« Reply #36 on: November 12, 2015, 05:38:36 AM »
Venezuela is so bad right now people there are wishing Chavez was still around!
no freedom of speech, your internet being watched, only can bring less then $1,000 when you leave the country. forget toilet paper, hell the grocery stores are empty of a lot of basic necessity's like shampoo,
conditioner, soap, milk, diapers.


...my girlfriends mother is visiting us from Venezuela right now and we are hearing the horror stories.

conditioner is a necessity now???? LMFAO strong priorities....