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Title: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: Set It Up on November 14, 2015, 06:30:56 PM
In my 49 years on this planet I have never met a short man who doesnt act like a total douche or heavily overcompensate for his height. Im talking under 5 foot 9 (feel free to adjust if you think Im wrong).  I was sitting here thinking about it and 100% of the short men I have come across all over compensate huge. Why cant they just accept they got the short end of the stick and act normal?
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: WOOO on November 14, 2015, 06:32:18 PM
5'9" or smaller is very feminine.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Lustral on November 14, 2015, 06:50:39 PM
Everyone shorter than me is compensating for something. Everyone taller I feel pity for on economy class flights.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: calfzilla on November 14, 2015, 07:06:44 PM
There is not much anything good about me but I will say I am extremely glad that I am over 6'. Would hate to be a manlet or a ginger.  :-X
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 14, 2015, 07:09:16 PM
There is not much anything good about me but I will say I am extremely glad that I am over 6'. Would hate to be a manlet or a ginger.  :-X

What about 6' 275lb potato?
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Set It Up on November 14, 2015, 07:10:09 PM
What about 6' 275lb potato?

what about it?  ??? ???

people can lose weight

people cant gain height?

I dont remember putting your name in the title, why so defensive?
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 14, 2015, 07:11:31 PM
what about it?  ??? ???

people can lose weight

people cant gain height?

I dont remember putting your name in the title, why so defensive?

Lol...not defensive at all. Just saying. Sorry fuck up your "gotcha" moment.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Set It Up on November 14, 2015, 07:13:33 PM
Lol...not defencive at all. Just saying. Sorry fuck up your "gotcha" moment.

how did you fuck it up?

short men will always be short
fat people can lose weight

Im not citing myself, Im citing fat vs short in general

if you wanna discuss yourself, then go out and gain 5 inches of height tomorrow. Oh thats right you cant
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: _aj_ on November 14, 2015, 07:14:11 PM
It's pretty sweet being 6'3"+

And white.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Set It Up on November 14, 2015, 07:16:33 PM
It's pretty sweet being 6'3"+

And white.

ya, you got hit with the genetic jackpot, smart too. Well done
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: muscularny on November 14, 2015, 07:22:58 PM
use to be 5'9 or shorter, but with more taller men I think it is 6'1 or shorter. Interesting thou that taller women for the most part (above 5'10) try things to be shorter so they can attract the rich boy that usually is short and fat
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: _aj_ on November 14, 2015, 07:30:03 PM
The place where I am working in Boston is packed to the rafters with some of the finest female ass I've seen. Quite a few of them are over 6' in heels. I weep for the manlet  :'(
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2015, 07:31:34 PM
In my 49 years on this planet I have never met a short man who doesnt act like a total douche or heavily overcompensate for his height. Im talking under 5 foot 9 (feel free to adjust if you think Im wrong).  I was sitting here thinking about it and 100% of the short men I have come across all over compensate huge. Why cant they just accept they got the short end of the stick and act normal?
Shorties go both ways. (pause)
One of my coolest friends is 5 foot 8. And the best douche I know is 5 foot 7. So yeah, lol
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Set It Up on November 14, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
The place where I am working in Boston is packed to the rafters with some of the finest female ass I've seen. Quite a few of them are over 6' in heels. I weep for the manlet  :'(

women must just shudder when a short man approaches them. I wonder if they have preset lines to repel the midgets
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: muscularny on November 14, 2015, 07:36:42 PM
Shorties go both ways. (pause)
One of my coolest friends is 5 foot 8. And the best douche I know is 5 foot 7. So yeah, lol
I learned a long time ago that someone cool to me can be a douche to others. People also change (for the worse usually) especially if they start taking certain medications for imaginary conditions.

Another solution for guys looking to instantly give the appearance of being taller is this haircut, if you still need more height consider lifts.

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Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: TheShape. on November 14, 2015, 07:39:10 PM
I am spared.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/i5vqtw.jpg)
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: gym**rat on November 14, 2015, 07:48:23 PM
I am 5' 7", used to be 5' 8" when I was younger but never felt inferior or felt any need at all to compensate for anything. I continually got laid and still do. It never kept me from doing anything I wanted to do. I really wouldn't think anyone taller than me would feel they are superior than me but hey, if it helps your ego go for it.
 :-*
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2015, 07:50:25 PM
I am 5' 7", used to be 5' 8" when I was younger but never felt inferior or felt any need at all to compensate for anything. I continually got laid and still do. It never kept me from doing anything I wanted to do. I really wouldn't think anyone taller than me would feel they are superior than me but hey, if it helps your ego go for it.
 :-*
this. tom cruise is short as fuck, and most women want to fuck him, even before he was rich.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: WalterWhite on November 14, 2015, 07:55:30 PM
this. tom cruise is short as fuck, and most women want to fuck him, even before he was rich.

Taller guys will make fun of shorter, jacked will make fun of twigs and so on.  GB is a microcosm of HS where all childhood insecurities surface.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: gym**rat on November 14, 2015, 08:03:14 PM
Taller guys will make fun of shorter, jacked will make fun of twigs and so on.  GB is a microcosm of HS where all childhood insecurities surface.

I just hope no one starts a thread about guys with little dicks. If someone does I will end up crying myself to sleep.  ;D
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: muscularny on November 14, 2015, 08:25:28 PM
this. tom cruise is short as fuck, and most women want to fuck him, even before he was rich.
I heard the tom cruise bs a lot, but the women wanting to fuck him before he was rich is a new line I never heard

Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2015, 09:05:54 PM
I heard the tom cruise bs a lot, but the women wanting to fuck him before he was rich is a new line I never heard


Yeah him and Brad got mad pussy.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: illuminati on November 14, 2015, 09:30:09 PM
 :'(  oh dear does this mean then I am not
welcome To attend on fight night in London.
Due to my vertically challenged stature.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Nether Animal on November 14, 2015, 09:30:49 PM
I am spared.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/i5vqtw.jpg)

What? 6'6'' too tall? I call bullshit.

I'm in the green zone, thankfully.  8)
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: hazbin on November 14, 2015, 09:34:24 PM
in hiking boots i am 6 feet and 9 inches.. ;D

think about that for a minute.... :D
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Thespritz0 on November 14, 2015, 10:49:06 PM
I heard the tom cruise bs a lot, but the women wanting to fuck him before he was rich is a new line I never heard


^^
100% I've never heard he was popular before films...
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: muscularny on November 14, 2015, 10:50:52 PM
What? 6'6'' too tall? I call bullshit.

I'm in the green zone, thankfully.  8)
We know how tall the guy was who designed this. Not all 6'6+ are built the same I call BS on this chart too
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: gcb on November 14, 2015, 11:20:47 PM
Short peoples lack of will-power disgusts me
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Bevo on November 15, 2015, 02:13:05 AM
It's pretty sweet being 6'3"+

And white.


But u ain't wealthy? Wealth trumps everything
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: WOOO on November 15, 2015, 02:18:24 AM
Short peoples lack of will-power disgusts me


This is truly an inspired post. I lol'd
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: pellius on November 15, 2015, 02:33:45 AM
There is not much anything good about me but I will say I am extremely glad that I am over 6'. Would hate to be a manlet or a ginger.  :-X

I'm pretty much the same way. If I could, I'd probably make some changes to every part of my appearance except my height. I'm just under 6'2" which i think is ideal. Unless it's for athletic reasons, I think when you start to get over 6'5"  you start to look awkward. Remember, most of your height comes from your legs. When I sit next to my girlfriend I'm not that much taller. When standing I tower over her. When you're really tall it's like you're walking on stilts.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: funk51 on November 15, 2015, 05:45:57 AM
to these guys we are all manlets.....when asked how's the weather is  up there wilt chamberlain used to spit on their heads and say "it's raining".
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: _aj_ on November 15, 2015, 05:47:37 AM

But u ain't wealthy? Wealth trumps everything

I am "comfortable". I define "wealthy" as fuck-you money. Not there yet.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: pellius on November 15, 2015, 05:57:17 AM
I am "comfortable". I define "wealthy" as fuck-you money. Not there yet.

Pharm grade hgh wealthy?
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: The Scott on November 15, 2015, 06:04:24 AM
in hiking boots i am 6 feet and 9 inches.. ;D

think about that for a minute.... :D


Sounds you're sportin' a pair of Stallone's "Desert Pumps".  ;D

But, yeah...I got it ! LOL!  Good one!
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: _aj_ on November 15, 2015, 06:09:44 AM
Pharm grade hgh wealthy?

I could do it, but I would feel it. I'm talking about pharm grade hgh out of pocket change. That's when you know.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: The_Punisher on November 15, 2015, 06:15:25 AM
I was at Huston airport sometime last year and was heading to the terminal and among the Crowd of people walking toward their respective terminals, there, was a tall white dude walking, suitcase in hand, finding his way thru the crowd. from the distance, you could see him towering over everyone at the airport...I'd say the dude was clearly over 7'0....I couldn't see anyone else who was not looking at him.....yes, it's not everyday you'd see a Giant at the airport....I was wondering if he was sitting in first class or coach...lol....now, tell what kind women wouldn't wanna have this Big Daddy around them....
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: wes on November 15, 2015, 07:01:13 AM
I`m the baddest short old fucker on the planet! 
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: The Scott on November 15, 2015, 07:07:07 AM
I`m the baddest short old fucker on the planet! 

Reeves claimed he would sometimes tell women he wasn't short...On his back.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 15, 2015, 07:56:30 AM
Height and attractiveness only count when a man is average-poor.  

When it all comes down to it, a large bank account is the main thing a man needs to pull all the pussy he could ever want.

(http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/2664106_padmasalmane1352912047960_jpegd5db1594b925d6c80ebccf25d0be1e91)

(http://cltampa.com/dailyloaf/files/2010/03/ugly_dude-hot-chick.jpg)

(http://v028o.popscreen.com/ellwQ2ZDa3JuME0x_o_hot-girls-love-rich-old-men-ft-arika-sato.jpg)

(http://www.dupagecountydivorcelawyerblog.com/files/2015/03/pic-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: The Scott on November 15, 2015, 07:57:19 AM
Height and attractiveness only matter with the man is poor. 

When it all comes down to it, a large bank account is the main thing a man needs to pull all the pussy he could ever want.

(http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/2664106_padmasalmane1352912047960_jpegd5db1594b925d6c80ebccf25d0be1e91)

(http://cltampa.com/dailyloaf/files/2010/03/ugly_dude-hot-chick.jpg)

(http://v028o.popscreen.com/ellwQ2ZDa3JuME0x_o_hot-girls-love-rich-old-men-ft-arika-sato.jpg)

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You sir, are correct !
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: wes on November 15, 2015, 07:58:23 AM
Reeves claimed he would sometimes tell women he wasn't short...On his back.

 ;D ;D
I`ve gotta` use that one!   ;D


"Fuck That Noise Of Peace  ;)
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Rascal full on November 15, 2015, 08:03:58 AM
I am six foot exactly and have noticed short arse syndrome as well. Look at most professional bodybuilders, they are all stumpy fuckers who over compensate with bundles of muscle.
If I was a shorty I'd have a chip on my shoulder too so I can understand it.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: PJim on November 15, 2015, 08:06:40 AM
I'm just about 6 feet on a good day and incredibly handsome, so I guess I'm just an average getbigger.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: _aj_ on November 15, 2015, 08:39:33 AM
I'm just about 6 feet on a good day and incredibly handsome, so I guess I'm just an average getbigger.

"Just about 6 feet on a good day" translated: "I'm 5'9""
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: HTexan on November 15, 2015, 08:50:58 AM
to these guys we are all manlets.....when asked how's the weather is  up there wilt chamberlain used to spit on their heads and say "it's raining".
he did that once
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: calfzilla on November 15, 2015, 03:07:15 PM
I'm pretty much the same way. If I could, I'd probably make some changes to every part of my appearance except my height. I'm just under 6'2" which i think is ideal. Unless it's for athletic reasons, I think when you start to get over 6'5"  you start to look awkward. Remember, most of your height comes from your legs. When I sit next to my girlfriend I'm not that much taller. When standing I tower over her. When you're really tall it's like you're walking on stilts.

Same here. I bill myself as 6'2" but I think at the doctors office I was measured at something like 6'1.25.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Yamcha on November 15, 2015, 03:18:23 PM
Why do tall guys on internet forums want emphasize height on a regular basis?

If height were such a great thing, you wouldn't be a fucking loser on an internet forum boasting about something you had no control over at any point during your pathetic life.


Signed,
Yamcha, the manlet wonder  ;)
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 15, 2015, 04:10:56 PM
It's pretty sweet being 6'3"+

And white.

I know the feeling. Plus, when dressed pretty nice I'm one of the most man pretty motherfuckers out there.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Set It Up on November 15, 2015, 04:12:57 PM
Why do tall guys on internet forums want emphasize height on a regular basis?

If height were such a great thing, you wouldn't be a fucking loser on an internet forum boasting about something you had no control over at any point during your pathetic life.


Signed,
Yamcha, the manlet wonder  ;)

well you missed the boat on this thread
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Nether Animal on November 15, 2015, 04:18:55 PM
I think when you start to get over 6'5"  you start to look awkward. Remember, most of your height comes from your legs. When you're really tall it's like you're walking on stilts.

I'm 6'3'' and I suffer from this badly. Structure also plays a role in this, obviously.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: thebrink on November 15, 2015, 05:58:24 PM
In my 49 years on this planet I have never met a short man who doesnt act like a total douche or heavily overcompensate for his height. Im talking under 5 foot 9 (feel free to adjust if you think Im wrong).  I was sitting here thinking about it and 100% of the short men I have come across all over compensate huge. Why cant they just accept they got the short end of the stick and act normal?

Tall people are awkward and out of place
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: _aj_ on November 15, 2015, 06:33:47 PM
I know the feeling. Plus, when dressed pretty nice I'm one of the most man pretty motherfuckers out there.

As pretty as White Widow? With the muscles and the flawless skin and the 19" pythons and the 500 lb bench?
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: pellius on November 15, 2015, 06:49:59 PM
Same here. I bill myself as 6'2" but I think at the doctors office I was measured at something like 6'1.25.

It's just that I was a legit 6'2" but age and a compressed disk took off almost a half an inch. I just got my height measured about a month ago at the doctors office and it was about two tics above 6'1.5".

I don't really think about it much except when I meet someone much taller than me. Say 6'5" and above. It's rare but it is a strange feeling looking up at someone.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: calfzilla on November 15, 2015, 06:52:47 PM
Tall people are awkward and out of place

Found the sub 5'7 guy.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Set It Up on November 15, 2015, 06:53:36 PM
Found the sub 5'7 guy.

Coach is Back?

oh i thought you said sub 5 foot 4
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Nether Animal on November 15, 2015, 06:58:45 PM
Coach is Back?

oh i thought you said sub 5 foot 4

Coach ain't coming back... to this thread.

He'd get dominated, out of his element entirely here.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: pellius on November 15, 2015, 06:59:11 PM
I'm 6'3'' and I suffer from this badly. Structure also plays a role in this, obviously.

Really? What's your pants inseam (no homo)? I'm at 34.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Nether Animal on November 15, 2015, 07:02:11 PM
Really? What's your pants inseam (no homo)? I'm at 34.

Not sure on the inseam mate.

My upper leg is really long though. I look so much better from the waist up IMO, but having really long legs atom bombs your look even if you have broad shoulders. It neuters the taper.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Danimal77 on November 15, 2015, 08:04:44 PM
In my 49 years on this planet I have never met a short man who doesnt act like a total douche or heavily overcompensate for his height. Im talking under 5 foot 9 (feel free to adjust if you think Im wrong).  I was sitting here thinking about it and 100% of the short men I have come across all over compensate huge. Why cant they just accept they got the short end of the stick and act normal?

The irony is that your post has DOUCHE written all over it. It's you who feels the need to overcompensate.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Danimal77 on November 15, 2015, 08:15:05 PM
Why do tall guys on internet forums want emphasize height on a regular basis?

If height were such a great thing, you wouldn't be a fucking loser on an internet forum boasting about something you had no control over at any point during your pathetic life.


Signed,
Yamcha, the manlet wonder  ;)

The irony is that they don't realize how insecure they come across bragging about their height like they actually accomplished something in life. I'm 5'10" and could give 2 FUCKS that some insecure 6'3" guy feels better about himself knowing that he has 5" on me. Pathetic thread.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: calfzilla on November 15, 2015, 08:15:23 PM
Do short guys have less back pain?  It seems they would since they are more compacted and have less they have to hold up.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Nether Animal on November 15, 2015, 08:17:29 PM
The irony is that they don't realize how insecure they come across bragging about their height like they actually accomplished something in life. I'm 5'10" and could give 2 FUCKS that some insecure 6'3" guy feels better about himself knowing that he has 5" on me. Pathetic thread.

(http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/meltdown-featured-image.jpg)
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: hazbin on November 15, 2015, 08:22:56 PM
Do short guys have less back pain?  It seems they would since they are more compacted and have less they have to hold up.

someone once mentioned to me that you seldom see anyone over 6'5 that is over 65 years old.  the body does seem to break down quicker relating to height.
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: drkaje on November 15, 2015, 08:29:52 PM
Why do tall guys on internet forums want emphasize height on a regular basis?

If height were such a great thing, you wouldn't be a fucking loser on an internet forum boasting about something you had no control over at any point during your pathetic life.


Signed,
Yamcha, the manlet wonder  ;)

Race is another thing people brag about on/off-line that they had no control over.
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: tom joad on November 15, 2015, 08:50:54 PM
would most guys rather have optimum height or optimum hair?
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Set It Up on November 15, 2015, 08:52:46 PM
The irony is that they don't realize how insecure they come across bragging about their height like they actually accomplished something in life. I'm 5'10" and could give 2 FUCKS that some insecure 6'3" guy feels better about himself knowing that he has 5" on me. Pathetic thread.

no
the irony is you have no clue why I made this thread
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: pellius on November 15, 2015, 09:14:17 PM
someone once mentioned to me that you seldom see anyone over 6'5 that is over 65 years old.  the body does seem to break down quicker relating to height.

Heart has to work harder. There isn't really that much of a difference in the hearts between tall people and short people.
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: Nether Animal on November 15, 2015, 09:35:22 PM
I'm 6'3, white, full head of hair.

I won at life the day I was born.

A self-sentient gimmick I didn't know I had?


Hello, son.
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: MoralMan on November 16, 2015, 12:15:25 AM
Darren Avey read this yet?
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: pellius on November 16, 2015, 12:39:25 AM
to these guys we are all manlets.....when asked how's the weather is  up there wilt chamberlain used to spit on their heads and say "it's raining".
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=586831.0;attach=658347;image)

I remember reading an article about who are the most genetically gifted athletes and they concluded it was basketball players. For one thing, just being so tall puts them in the tiny percentage of the Bell curve. Only 15% of the men 20 yrs and older are 6 feet. Only 5% are 6'2".

Another factor is that being so tall (6'8" and over) and being able to move like they do is also a rarity. Most men at that height are very awkward and gangly.

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/about/major/nhanes/Anthropometric%20Measures.htm
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: G_Thang on November 16, 2015, 02:41:39 AM
Height and attractiveness only count when a man is average-poor.  

When it all comes down to it, a large bank account is the main thing a man needs to pull all the pussy he could ever want.

(http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/2664106_padmasalmane1352912047960_jpegd5db1594b925d6c80ebccf25d0be1e91)

(http://cltampa.com/dailyloaf/files/2010/03/ugly_dude-hot-chick.jpg)

(http://v028o.popscreen.com/ellwQ2ZDa3JuME0x_o_hot-girls-love-rich-old-men-ft-arika-sato.jpg)

(http://www.dupagecountydivorcelawyerblog.com/files/2015/03/pic-1.jpg)

keep this one post, pin it and delete the rest of the posts b/c they are normal getbig bullshit. 
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: bigmikecox on November 16, 2015, 07:30:11 AM
Im 5'6....dunked a tennis ball once about 10 yrs and 40lbs ago!
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: _bruce_ on November 16, 2015, 08:01:46 AM
I am 5'8"(6'9" in my imagination) and during my teens I suffered a lot because of my perceived shortness. Also taller folks, especially the ones who had nothing else, were eager to leave comments.
Years later I have to say it's a blessing in disguise. It's all about proportion and health, nonetheless a tall person with a good structure is pretty imposing and of course more of an ideal than a garden gnome.

*thumbs through his Tom Cruise biography*   :D
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: oldgolds on November 16, 2015, 08:15:26 AM
Biggest A-wholes I've met have been short guys...The "Chihuahua syndrome"..
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: falco on November 16, 2015, 08:29:18 AM
    What happens to all you giants when you face/find a short fella that's is better than you on basketball, chess, getting the girls, driving, riding motorcycles, lifting, bosses you, saves your life, helps you without asking nothing in return...
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: Set It Up on November 16, 2015, 08:32:21 AM
    What happens to all you giants when you face/find a short fella that's is better than you on basketball, chess, getting the girls, driving, riding motorcycles, lifting, bosses you, saves your life, helps you without asking nothing in return...

nothing
cause he's still short and that sucks for him
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: Wiggs on November 16, 2015, 08:36:15 AM
I'm a friend of the ogre community. Ogres are people too. Just full of alot more shit.
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: Raymondo on November 16, 2015, 08:45:12 AM
The shortest guy I ever knew as an adult was a total cunt. A brutal, snivelling, unmitigated little cunt. Played head games with everyone. Constantly talked shit behind everyone's back. Never a good word. Always wanted other peoples' stuff, constantly jealous. Completely paranoid.

He thought he had the world by the balls, today he has a little shop in a bad neighborhood in London and mostly survives on money from his parents' properties.

Has shagged more women than me though.
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: V Man on November 16, 2015, 08:45:41 AM
Ok so this is this weeks "Tall guys bashing short guys" thread.

Seems that taller guys love this subject....maybe it's because they got nothing else going for them so they must constantly remind people that they are tall, and somehow that makes them better. I guess they constantly feel the need to make it known to people on the internet that they are tall, because people can't "see" how awesomely tall you are online, like they can in person. So I guess they feel that people aren't marveling at their genetic superiority like they do in person.

The funny thing is that the fact that these threads always come up makes me wonder what the fuck all you tall guys are so insecure about that you have to constantly bring up this subject?

Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: thebrink on November 16, 2015, 08:59:17 AM
Found the sub 5'7 guy.

It's true. The tallest one in the room doesn't fit in amd looks goofy because most people are short.
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: _aj_ on November 16, 2015, 10:51:26 AM
The shortest guy I ever knew as an adult was a total cunt. A brutal, snivelling, unmitigated little cunt. Played head games with everyone. Constantly talked shit behind everyone's back. Never a good word. Always wanted other peoples' stuff, constantly jealous. Completely paranoid.

He thought he had the world by the balls, today he has a little shop in a bad neighborhood in London and mostly survives on money from his parents' properties.

Has shagged more women than me though.

Joon, amirite?
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 16, 2015, 10:56:46 AM
Short guys are frustrated all of their life....and I mean ALWAYS.
It's their primary thought when they awake in the morning, and their final thought when they fall asleep at night.

And they should be, for they will always be losers. 8)

.........and then they take up bodybuilding  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: Raymondo on November 16, 2015, 11:02:48 AM
Joon, amirite?

LOL, no. Joon is mentally ill, this guy was just a cunt.
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: The Ugly on November 16, 2015, 11:29:51 AM
Notice it more reversed as I age: taller guys obsessed with 'short man syndrome'; full-hairliners convinced bald is insufferable; and mostly chicks thinking size dicktates esteem.

As a shorter, balding, average-hanger, eh. Could be worse.
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: oldtimer1 on November 16, 2015, 04:49:21 PM
Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Sly are all under 5'10".

I'm 5'8" but I have to stick my cock in my sock so I won't trip over it when I walk. 
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: V Man on November 16, 2015, 05:07:33 PM
Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Sly are all under 5'10".

I'm 5'8" but I have to stick my cock in my sock so I won't trip over it when I walk. 

That's a Mother Goose quote isn't it?
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: Bevo on November 16, 2015, 05:13:44 PM
Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Sly are all under 5'10".

I'm 5'8" but I have to stick my cock in my sock so I won't trip over it when I walk. 

Brad Pitt is 5'11, seen him around Sherman Oaks years back
Title: Re: Short Men
Post by: Dr.J on November 16, 2015, 05:15:12 PM
What? 6'6'' too tall? I call bullshit.

I'm in the green zone, thankfully.  8)

I don't see a brown zone on this chart? ?!!
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: The Ugly on November 16, 2015, 05:16:55 PM
Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Sly are all under 5'10".

I'm 5'8" but I have to stick my cock in my sock so I won't trip over it when I walk. 

Pitt's taller, maybe 6'.
Title: Re: Short Men - Are they always douches?
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 16, 2015, 05:26:25 PM
I am usually one of the taller guys when I go somewhere, but I tend to really notice when someone is taller than me. It makes me wonder if that's what normal size people feel like in a room of taller folks. I'm 6'4 and when I was in Berlin, there was an abundance of dudes my height and taller. Probably not a significant number, but enough for me to notice.