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Title: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Set It Up on November 17, 2015, 03:53:41 PM
I love the stationary bike, just peeled off 18.6 miles in an  hour. However, my ass hurts like a b$$tch around the 35 minute mark. Is there something a person can put on a bike seat (that wont move around) to cushion my precious ass?
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 17, 2015, 03:55:18 PM
Remove the seat.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: hazbin on November 17, 2015, 03:55:26 PM
I love the stationary bike, just peeled off 18.6 miles in an  hour. However, my ass hurts like a guy around the 35 minute mark. Is there something a person can put on a bike seat (that wont move around) to cushion my precious ass?

you realize how you've set yourself up here no?  incoming dildo seats in 5,4,3.....
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: gym**rat on November 17, 2015, 03:59:58 PM
Believe it or not I am going to give you a serious answer. I have a performance road bike. I never ride without a pair of Pearl Izumi bike shorts on. They have gel in the ass and crotch. I ride distances on the road like you do ipon the stationary bike. It saves my ass.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Set It Up on November 17, 2015, 04:05:50 PM
hmmm not sure how to reply to any of this  :-X
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: calfzilla on November 17, 2015, 04:07:11 PM
Deep tissue massages to the rectum will fix this.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 17, 2015, 04:22:40 PM
hmmm not sure how to reply to any of this  :-X

Use your imagination
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Set It Up on November 17, 2015, 04:24:03 PM
Use your imagination

Im too mature to reply to this silliness
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: viking1 on November 17, 2015, 04:27:39 PM
Wear cycling shorts or bib shorts.. any technical clothing with a chamois stitched in. Your ass will feel like it's on a cloud.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: BlackMetallic on November 17, 2015, 04:29:22 PM
They sell a ton of gel/foam seat covers
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Grape Ape on November 17, 2015, 04:29:52 PM
Sit on a steak to mimic muscle.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: gym**rat on November 17, 2015, 04:33:17 PM
They sell a ton of gel/foam seat covers

These seats actually cause more pain due to the bulk of them. The shorts I mention above have the gel right where you need it with minimal bulk.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Set It Up on November 17, 2015, 04:38:49 PM
These seats actually cause more pain due to the bulk of them. The shorts I mention above have the gel right where you need it with minimal bulk.

picture me in those shorts--PICTURE MEEEEEEEEEEEE---good luck sleeping for a week
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: gym**rat on November 17, 2015, 04:40:40 PM
picture me in those shorts--PICTURE MEEEEEEEEEEEE---good luck sleeping for a week

Well there went my dinner on the floor. I hate the looks of them so I always wear basketball shorts over them.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Grape Ape on November 17, 2015, 04:48:01 PM
picture me in those shorts--PICTURE MEEEEEEEEEEEE---good luck sleeping for a week

I have them....they fit under shorts if you want. Don't have to go the douchebag bike rider look.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Primemuscle on November 17, 2015, 04:55:01 PM
I love the stationary bike, just peeled off 18.6 miles in an  hour. However, my ass hurts like a b$$tch around the 35 minute mark. Is there something a person can put on a bike seat (that wont move around) to cushion my precious ass?

Get a broader bike seat. Racing bike seats take a lot of getting used to.....think hard ass.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Set It Up on November 17, 2015, 04:57:05 PM
Im getting those shorts in white and doing a 30 minute video of me on the bike,...with the camera behind me
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Primemuscle on November 17, 2015, 04:58:50 PM
Im getting those shorts in white and doing a 30 minute video of me on the bike,...with the camera behind me

That should be hot!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Tapeworm on November 17, 2015, 05:05:07 PM
Yeah.  Swim.  Unless you don't enjoy immersing yourself in other people's urine.

Gel ass shorts are only 1/2 a solution.  The other half ime is riding every day until you're used to it, but it's worse each day for about a week.  In the end (ba dum), I decided anything that uncomfortable is a stupid form of exercise.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: chaos on November 17, 2015, 05:13:28 PM
Suck it up and quit being a bitch
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: BlackMetallic on November 17, 2015, 05:15:03 PM
You need to nair your sac n crack
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Set It Up on November 17, 2015, 05:22:11 PM
Suck it up and quit being a bitch

was waiting for your fucking song and dance 2 cents in this thread canvas kisser  :-*
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: hazbin on November 17, 2015, 05:27:53 PM
i don;t know whether to be let down or proud of getbig for not taking this thread  to the gutter at light speed.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Set It Up on November 17, 2015, 05:37:27 PM
i don;t know whether to be let down or proud of getbig for not taking this thread  to the gutter at light speed.

they didnt want to end up on the "fight tour"  :D
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on November 17, 2015, 05:51:41 PM
The rower is easier on the glutes
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Set It Up on November 17, 2015, 06:17:49 PM
The rower is easier on the glutes

do I have a rower in my basement? DO I? WELL?

um, no I dont.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Hypertrophy on November 17, 2015, 07:35:45 PM
I love the stationary bike, just peeled off 18.6 miles in an  hour. However, my ass hurts like a b$$tch around the 35 minute mark. Is there something a person can put on a bike seat (that wont move around) to cushion my precious ass?

Bike seats need to be the width of your sit bones (the two bones that stick out in your butt- essentially the high point of your pelvic girdle). If they are too narrow the saddle presses up into the soft region between your legs and causes numbness.

On the other hand heavily padded saddles cause the same issue, with the foam pushing in the same area. Most gym bikes have saddles far too heavily padded and often far too wide.

So the answer to your question is to find a seat that fits with little padding. Tough to do unless you own the stationary bike.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: chaos on November 17, 2015, 08:40:31 PM
was waiting for your fucking song and dance 2 cents in this thread canvas kisser  :-*
When I'm done with you, more than just your ass is going to be sore.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: 240 is Back on November 17, 2015, 08:45:44 PM
Remove the seat.

Unless he's a republican senator in a minnesota airport mens room, I'm not sure how that'd be relevant.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Primemuscle on November 17, 2015, 10:10:53 PM
Unless he's a republican senator in a minnesota airport mens room, I'm not sure how that'd be relevant.

Thanks for the chuckle.
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: hazbin on November 17, 2015, 10:22:57 PM
When I'm done with you, more than just your ass is going to be sore.

fixed
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: cephissus on November 17, 2015, 11:24:19 PM
bitching after ONE hour lol

as others have said, any pair of bib shorts will have a chamois... problem solved
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: pellius on November 18, 2015, 05:42:16 AM
Unless he's a republican senator in a minnesota airport mens room, I'm not sure how that'd be relevant.

How many do you think will get that reference?

** Tapping shoe in a wide stance **
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on November 18, 2015, 06:42:14 AM
do I have a rower in my basement? DO I? WELL?

um, no I dont.
i wish I had one too
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: Army of One on November 18, 2015, 07:18:37 AM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/7d214fa31752e419e450a6ead94e0d5b/tumblr_mprc7aHMkr1su5wslo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 18, 2015, 07:53:08 AM
Title: Re: Stationary Bike Issues
Post by: wes on November 18, 2015, 01:09:29 PM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/7d214fa31752e419e450a6ead94e0d5b/tumblr_mprc7aHMkr1su5wslo1_500.gif)
I LOL`ed.  ;D