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Post some of your memorable sex experiences: Both good and bad experiences
A few girls have tried to bite my nipples. Hurts and not erotic in any way. :-\
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First time with this girl, something happened in middle sex that one of my legs just like froze up, real painful no clue how or what, I stopped in the middle and said OMG or something and pulled out, lost my hard-on, she mistook it that by mistake I came inside her (no condom, I am the only man I guess who sometimes don't use them), she started yelling and going nuts, I tried calming her down, she quickly realized by herself I did not ejac in her. We never spoke again after that night.
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Sex in any room with a mirror is a constant embarrassment for me.
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Also, are we only talking embarrassing for us, or is embarrassing for the sloot in question also GTG?
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Also, are we only talking embarrassing for us, or is embarrassing for the sloot in question also GTG?
whatever. The thread topic is very open.
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when i was 23 I was messing with this slut, which at the time was 16.. After 1-2 dates I took her to my apartment "to watch some movie". i got the bitch drunk with red wine and started making out.
She was sucking my dick, when all of sudden I felt something hot dripping liquid down my cock (it was dark and I couldnt see wattsup). The bitch took off crying to the bathroom. She had puked all over my dick.
Nevertheless, I cleaned my self and comforted her that it was ok. Then I fucked her brains out.
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Expect lots of "Getbigger embarrassment" that is really thinly veiled bragging. Example:
"LOL, soooo embarrassing trying to jam my 9-1/2" striated cock into this legit dime's mouth. She wouldn't stop, especially after seeing my 250 pounds at 5% and around 6 feet"
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whatever. The thread topic is very open.
Disclaimer: I'm into BDSM. So yes, prior consent was given. Sort of. ;D
Had to laugh early this year when I hurt a sloot's nipples and tits so hard that she pissed herself in pain, all over the comfy hotel chair. Yes, made her clean it up while taunting her. :P
Many (15?) years ago I was banging this one sloot on and off, but she was getting clingy and I repeatedly told her not to be. She started acting like we were in a relationship, being very jealous of another girl that I hadn't even fucked! So the last time I had her over I put her flat on her stomach to pump her rear, put a printout of that other girl's picture* in front of her, pulled her head back so she would have to look at it, and I kept saying the other girl's name with each stroke. That's something that even I feel a bit bad about in retrospect. :-\ The crying got me hard at the time, though.
* It was on normal paper, so it was in a plastic sheet to keep it erect. There's sexual innuendo there, I'm sure.
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For me, In college I had done a bit (and by a bit I mean a lot) of yayo and was trying to hook up with this chick. She pulled her pants down and said "do you want to fuck me?" I tried for like thirty minutes to get hard and finally just tried to jam a not even semi hard dick in her. It didn't work, and I never got a follow up shot. It was terrible. I began to rethink my habits at that point.
For her. One time I was banging this chick I had a one night stand with and I had her doggy style and she farted really loud. She said sorry and I thought maybe it was a queef until the room started to stink like ass. It was a pretty big turn off.
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I faked an orgasm. Hey, the thrill was gone. The thrill was gone away.
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My mom almost caught me losing my virginity...
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Sex with 2 bisexual chicks in the middle of a party at a friend's house.
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Disclaimer: I'm into BDSM. So yes, prior consent was given. Sort of. ;D
Had to laugh early this year when I hurt a sloot's nipples and tits so hard that she pissed herself in pain, all over the comfy hotel chair. Yes, made her clean it up while taunting her. :P
Many (15?) years ago I was banging this one sloot on and off, but she was getting clingy and I repeatedly told her not to be. She started acting like we were in a relationship, being very jealous of another girl that I hadn't even fucked! So the last time I had her over I put her flat on her stomach to pump her rear, put a printout of that other girl's picture* in front of her, pulled her head back so she would have to look at it, and I kept saying the other girl's name with each stroke. That's something that even I feel a bit bad about in retrospect. :-\ The crying got me hard at the time, though.
* It was on normal paper, so it was in a plastic sheet to keep it erect. There's sexual innuendo there, I'm sure.
sick stuff right there :-[
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sick stuff right there :-[
Have to take revenge for being a fat ugly bastard. ::) :D
It's odd though, that I can compartmentalise this so well. I've been with my wife exactly 11 years, and I would never do anything like that to her, don't feel the urge to. Anyone else is fair game. Even I think it's weird, but it is what it is.
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A friend of mine told me this story. It's not a sex story. But it was an embarrassing night for him.
He had his eye on this girl at his job for a long time. He finally asked her out, she said "ok". They went out to dinner. They went back to his apartment. Whatever he ate at dinner gave him diarrhea. He spent most of the night on the toilet. The girl just sat patiently in the living room (most likely hearing the sounds that we're coming from the bathroom). He made many trips to the bathroom that night.
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I remember meeting a very hot girl for the first time. I had wanked extensively in the days before meeting her, so I would not be so horny that I scared her away. Then it happens on this first date that she wants to fuck. So I indulge in some good ol' raw, no pulling out and salivating over her delicious body and big boobs. Since my nut sack is so dried out, I am sweating like Shizzo in a sauna trying to come... we keep fucking and I manage to drop a load inside her in the end, but I am completely worn out.
Next time we meet she tells me that she does not want to keep dating. A bit sad, but that one act of sex was great. Super, super tits. :o
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Disclaimer: I'm into BDSM. So yes, prior consent was given. Sort of. ;D
Had to laugh early this year when I hurt a sloot's nipples and tits so hard that she pissed herself in pain, all over the comfy hotel chair. Yes, made her clean it up while taunting her. :P
Many (15?) years ago I was banging this one sloot on and off, but she was getting clingy and I repeatedly told her not to be. She started acting like we were in a relationship, being very jealous of another girl that I hadn't even fucked! So the last time I had her over I put her flat on her stomach to pump her rear, put a printout of that other girl's picture* in front of her, pulled her head back so she would have to look at it, and I kept saying the other girl's name with each stroke. That's something that even I feel a bit bad about in retrospect. :-\ The crying got me hard at the time, though.
* It was on normal paper, so it was in a plastic sheet to keep it erect. There's sexual innuendo there, I'm sure.
(http://45.media.tumblr.com/3915cc6b2d07783c0bc1eabaf0c5c9ee/tumblr_n0uo4vnjhd1qzjr2jo7_400.gif)
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bout 11-12 years ago banging this chick over a saturday to sunday period. Anyways at one point she goes(with Quebecois accent) would I like to get really freaky with her? Sure I say and she says to wait a few minutes and leaves the bedroom.
She comes back a few minutes later wearing a fucking strap on
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bout 11-12 years ago banging this chick over a saturday to sunday period. Anyways at one point she goes(with Quebecois accent) would I like to get really freaky with her? Sure I say and she says to wait a few minutes and leaves the bedroom.
She comes back a few minutes later wearing a fucking strap on
Go on...................
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A friend of mine told me this story. It's not a sex story. But it was an embarrassing night for him.
He had his eye on this girl at his job for a long time. He finally asked her out, she said "ok". They went out to dinner. They went back to his apartment. Whatever he ate at dinner gave him diarrhea. He spent most of the night on the toilet. The girl just sat patiently in the living room (most likely hearing the sounds that we're coming from the bathroom). He made many trips to the bathroom that night.
better him than her
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Go on...................
hahahaha
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Go on...................
I think he is posting it as it happens, we might not be hearing from him for a bit. Sure hope this wont be another airbnb disaster
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It was a late Saturday night when I ran into Mars' mom......
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I think he is posting it as it happens, we might not be hearing from him for a bit. Sure hope this wont be another airbnb disaster
:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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It was a late Saturday night when I ran into Mars' mom......
Go on....................
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Rohypnol wear off?
Haha no me and my gf at the time were in my room and I didn't expect any home for quite awhile, I heard them come in and I shut the door as soon as possible, then I escorted her out very akwardly.
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Her bed base broke all of a sudden. I was able to fix it, while she was lolling about it. Needles to say that it was game over that night :-\
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I remember one time when I was seeing this foreign university student. Quite naughty and perverted and with perky little tits. She shared an apartment with another girl and my girlfriend's room only had a kind of cloth hanging down to block the entrance instads of a door. One time I was fucking her and her room mate suddenly came out from her room and went into the kitchen. She was literally just outside the cloth.
Obviously, I stopped fucking my girl, but I was still inside her, and I kind of resisted to giggle, but I giggled somewhat and she did too. Deep down you just wish that the room mate would come in and join the fun, but realistically I knew it was not going to happen. I remember the situation ending in good ways, so she must have gone back to the room, as I continued to fill her vagina with my man juice.
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Got head once at a National Park.
Hikers were all around.
We were literally 5 ft off the path.
If she wasn't on her period, I'd have been balls deep
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I've been busted with that when i was younger too. I remember when i also helped out my girlfriends parents when their washing machine was fucked and managed to humiliate myself by sticking my hand up the pump filter to clear the blockage, and pulled out a fully unravelled condom that i'd used on their daughter earlier in the week lol. We were all standing there in the kitchen, unsure what to say or do, and me clutching a used condom just looking at them both in shock.
holy fuck that made me lol. You should have said: "At least I did not enter her anus" ;D
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Her bed base broke all of a sudden. I was able to fix it, while she was lolling about it. Needles to say that it was game over that night :-\
Which one of you was the fatty?
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Which one of you was the fatty?
None of us.. She was a 110 pound Asian cutie, I was almost the double :D
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Disclaimer: I'm into BDSM. So yes, prior consent was given. Sort of. ;D
Had to laugh early this year when I hurt a sloot's nipples and tits so hard that she pissed herself in pain, all over the comfy hotel chair. Yes, made her clean it up while taunting her. :P
Many (15?) years ago I was banging this one sloot on and off, but she was getting clingy and I repeatedly told her not to be. She started acting like we were in a relationship, being very jealous of another girl that I hadn't even fucked! So the last time I had her over I put her flat on her stomach to pump her rear, put a printout of that other girl's picture* in front of her, pulled her head back so she would have to look at it, and I kept saying the other girl's name with each stroke. That's something that even I feel a bit bad about in retrospect. :-\ The crying got me hard at the time, though.
* It was on normal paper, so it was in a plastic sheet to keep it erect. There's sexual innuendo there, I'm sure.
I hope she remembers this, finds you and charges you for rape you low life fuckin' ASSHOLE.
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I hope she remembers this, finds you and charges you for rape you low life fuckin' ASSHOLE.
Hey, the sex was her idea. The photo wasn't. And yes, I was fucking asshole, I specifically mentioned that.
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None of us.. She was a 110 pound Asian cutie, I was almost the double :D
DroppingPlatesLoads 8)
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I think he is posting it as it happens, we might not be hearing from him for a bit. Sure hope this wont be another airbnb disaster
I think he is posting it as it happens, we might not be hearing from him for a bit. Sure hope this wont be another airbnb disaster
Go on...................
LOL,
anyways I was lying on my stomach when she came back in the room and when I saw her wearing that thing I flip over pretty quick.
no she did not get to use it on me but I tell you I was more concerned about where it had been before me and if had been at least washed before she considered even doing that to me, says alot about her more in my opinion. Can't fault her for being a freak.
that all being said, I was apprehensive about falling asleep post coitus after all that
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LOL,
anyways I was lying on my stomach when she came back in the room and when I saw her wearing that thing I flip over pretty quick.
no she did not get to use it on me but I tell you I was more concerned about where it had been before me and if had been at least washed before she considered even doing that to me, says alot about her more in my opinion. Can't fault her for being a freak.
that all being said, I was apprehensive about falling asleep post coitus after all that
beautifully constructed sentence. (no homo). I sense that you have a post-Shizzo degree? (highschool + )
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that all being said, I was apprehensive about falling asleep post coitus after all that
I bet! Still, try everything once, right?
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beautifully constructed sentence. (no homo). I sense that you have a post-Shizzo degree? (highschool + )
LOL
was kicked out of college when I was 20, going back in January at age 46, thanks I think lol
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DroppingPlatesLoads 8)
Back then I wasn't active on this board, else I would have made a picture
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LOL
was kicked out of college when I was 20, going back in January at age 46, thanks I think lol
don't worry. Getbig has probably given you a lot of knowledge that you can apply in academia.
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It was a late Saturday night when I ran into Mars' mom......
go on
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Was banging a really boring chick one night and she was the type that has a bunch of dogs....and whenever I would sleep with her, the dogs would be in the bed with us which I absolutely hated.....so i'm banging her one night and she was a boring fuck...but one of the dogs comes up behind me and starts licking my ass and balls......I keep trying to shoo her away (at least it was a female dog :D)...but the dog kept coming back and rimming me....needless to say I enjoyed the dog better than the girl ;D
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Go on...................
;D ;D ;D
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DroppingPlatesLoads 8)
;D likes a load...
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Was banging a really boring chick one night and she was the type that has a bunch of dogs....and whenever I would sleep with her, the dogs would be in the bed with us which I absolutely hated.....so i'm banging her one night and she was a boring fuck...but one of the dogs comes up behind me and starts licking my ass and balls......I keep trying to shoo her away (at least it was a female dog :D)...but the dog kept coming back and rimming me....needless to say I enjoyed the dog better than the girl ;D
what did the woman say to this?
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LOL,
anyways I was lying on my stomach when she came back in the room and when I saw her wearing that thing I flip over pretty quick.
no she did not get to use it on me but I tell you I was more concerned about where it had been before me and if had been at least washed before she considered even doing that to me, says alot about her more in my opinion. Can't fault her for being a freak.
that all being said, I was apprehensive about falling asleep post coitus after all that
lying on your stomach? Why would you do that?
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she laughed it off but still wouldn't lock up the dogs at night....that was the last weekend I ever spent with her..she's one of those dog lover types where her dogs are more important than people
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lying on your stomach? Why would you do that?
I rolled over on it when she first left the room and grabbed the pillow, not flat on my stomach but between flat and side curled
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Left a full condom at my parents bathroom when I was about 18. Mother just said "Maybe you should clean after yourself, mh?". I realized what's up when went to the bathroom. Was fukkin awkward at that time.
2.Was chilliing at my gfs house, her parents left for some grocery. I started sexy time, she was like "They will come back soon, let's wait for the night.", I said "Naah, we will hear the car.". Guess what. I'm smashing that pussay with a power of ISIS suicide bomber exploding, she's moaning like crazy and suddenly we hear her mother saying her name behind the room door. I was 20, she 18 at that time. Even more fukkin awkward situation.
EDIT: One more (good). Got sucked my dick at one of the teachers table by my gf of that period (we were supposed to clean the class for some reason or some shit) at high school.
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Left a full condom at my parents bathroom when I was about 18. Mother just said "Maybe you should clean after yourself, mh?". I realized what's up when went to the bathroom. Was fukkin awkward at that time.
2.Was chilliing at my gfs house, her parents left for some grocery. I started sexy time, she was like "They will come back soon, let's wait for the night.", I said "Naah, we will hear the car.". Guess what. I'm smashing that pussay with a power of ISIS suicide bomber exploding, she's moaning like crazy and suddenly we hear her mother saying her name behind the room door. I was 20, she 18 at that time. Even more fukkin awkward situation.
EDIT: One more (good). Got sucked my dick at one of the teachers table by my gf of that period (we were supposed to clean the class for some reason or some shit) at high school.
Another radical Islamist
j/k
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I picked up this young lass back in the summer of 94 at the local pub. we take a little stroll and eventually we start making out up against a tree.
long story short we end up fucking on the ground by that tree, drunk of course.
what I fail to realize at that time due to alcohol consumption is the geographical location we are fucking in, until a set of headlights come on.
luckily the car does not see us because not only is it a police car but we are in the little parkette behind the police parking between the station and the library.
fixed grammar
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Years ago I was fucking this young milf at her place, and her 2 year old kid crawled in bed with us so I stopped... So the ditzy bitch goes, 'Oh, it's OK, keep going; he can't even say sentences yet'..
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Years ago I was fucking this young milf at her place, and her 4 year old kid crawled in bed with us so I stopped... So the ditzy bitch goes, 'Oh, we're just playing a circus act'..
Similar experience, so I only had to change a few words
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Years ago I was fucking this young milf at her place, and her 2 year old kid crawled in bed with us so I stopped... So the ditzy bitch goes, 'Oh, it's OK, keep going; he can't even say sentences yet'..
Go on.............
Did the kid play with your balls or lick your ass like andresians situation?
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Another time, my brother came over my place with his buddy and their dates... I was third man out, dateless on a Saturday night... The buddy's date kept eyeing me and totally disrespecting the poor guy... I didn't know if she was his GF or what the deal was...
There was no shame in her game... She kept following me into the kitchen every time I got up to get a drink something ... By the end of the night we end up in my bedroom ... I end up banging the shit out of whore while my brother, his date and the buddy are still sitting out in the front room!! ... I am sure that my brother's poor buddy had never been so humiliated in his life...
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Go on.............
Did the kid play with your balls or lick your ass like andresians situation?
Only a perve with those kind of inclinations would have such a sick interpretation of this story..
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Go on.............
Did the kid play with your balls or lick your ass like andresians situation?
Hi Donny
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Credit Cswol for creating a great anthology, but not for successfully contributing to it.
Shizzo's preferred directorial collaborator when reworking his tales for TV (as well as for theatrical junk like Sleepwalking with a Bottle and Ride the Bullet), Cswol is an unabashed champion of the horror genre who nonetheless wouldn't know how to stage something scary even if it crept up behind him and stabbed him in the back, and Cswol (based on his own short story) finds him in typical fright-free form.
Cswol earns a living concocting artificial soapy studs for the G4P-industry, yet despite his own incredibly heightened senses, the recent divorcee and frustrated dieter finds himself stuck in a bland bachelor's life until he begins undergoing out-of-body experiences in which he can see (as well as smell, touch, and taste) through the eyes of a mysterious blond beauty (Booty) with a fondness for gourmet Cswol.
“It felt like growing up,” is how the lonely Cswol excitedly describes these unpredictable paranormal events.
However, after enjoying, from the female perspective, the pleasures of shower head-aided masturbation and missionary sex with a hulking soapy stud (the latter of which hilariously occurs while Cswol's frightened kid watches his dad uncontrollably writhe and groan on a bed), the incidents quickly begin to resemble transsexual virtual reality episodes.
His growing “love” for the woman whose body he periodically inhabits a reflection of his latent desire to embrace his more feminine carnal impulses, Cswol seems to be a prime candidate for serious gender identity issues.
Cswol's flat, made-for-G4P aesthetic, unfortunately, drags his protagonist's mental and emotional upheaval into a realm of uncomplicated insipidness, just as his narrative misguidedly ignores the ripe possibilities for probing the underlying anarchic confusion such a situation might produce.
Whereas the psychosexual story craves some De Palma luridness or Goodrum grotesqueries, Cswol instead plows toward its deflating murder-tinged finale without any hint of suspenseful sensual perversity.
Though to be sure, the brief sight of Shizzo's novel Desperation in a Bottle, soon to be a (likely crummy) Cswol-helmed ABC miniseries in 2006, does generate a modest amount of anticipatory dread.
Basile's films all address the varying levels of unease intrinsic in the way we look at the world. His hilariously grotesque G4P-entry Basile essays the idea that what we see is not always what is there—that veil of uncertainty, discomfort, and denial that shrouds the director's best films, most memorably in Deep Red in Ass and Tenebre.
On the surface, Basile plays out as a rather rudimentary men-are-dogs provocation, but Basile interestingly sees the very graphic sex between a police officer and the hideously deformed woman he saves one day as an offshoot of the empathy that often develops between victims and their saviors. Basile's work in the States brings out his more gothic sensibilities (for him, Poe was our founding father) and Basile's auteurist stamp is most visibly felt in its frills and flourishes: the Claudio Simonetti score (part Goblin lullaby, part Bernard Hermann melodramatic ambience), the scary cat, and the lonely overhead from a second-floor window.
It's obvious Basile is not from our neck of the woods (Basile's setting is not an actual place so much as it is a dislocation, more like a Flotsam and Jetsam-feel), but whatever alienation he may feel shooting films and directing actors in the United States gives films like Anal Trauma, The Black Dong, and now Basile an interestingly perverse flavor.
Basile may be lazily and hurriedly devoted to conveying how Basile—of a gene-splice between Laura Dern and Larry Cohen's It's Alive baby—will be passed like a baton to the next schmuck who comes to her rescue, but his latest experiment in terror is as grotesque as it is jaw-on-the-floor funny.
Characters have absolutely no qualms talking about the hideous Basile as if she weren't in the room, most amusingly when a fat psych ward orderly says, “How'd they get that head on that body?”
wtf
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My ex pissed herself accidentally on top of me on two seperate occoasions, both times was early morning sex, it was absolutley fucking liftin, within seconds the room stank of sugar puffs cereal as strong morning piss does, she cried and I made her wash the sheets for me
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Some friends and I were heading out of town one weekend so I decided to meet a chick I had been chatting with.She took me out for dinner and later that night we met at the club. Long story short...she ended up back at my hotel room and of course ended up having sex. After we were done I dozed off for a bit. I was kind of in and out of sleep and at one point I noticed her get up to go use the bathroom so I just dozed off again.....still kept waking up every so often and checking to see if she was back. I have no idea how much time had passed but I'm guessing it had to have been at least a half hr to 45 min, and she still wasn't back....so since I had to take a piss anyway I decided to get up and see what was going on.
I go in the bathroom expecting to see her passed out but she wasn't there. I was like wtf?? Her clothes, purse, shoes, and all where still in the room but she was gone. Since I still needed to piss I figured I'll do that first and then worry about where she was. So I piss and after flushing the toilet, I hear a knock at the door. I open the door and she's there, in the hall, completely naked! LOL! She somehow got disoriented and walked out in the hall and go locked out. She told me some guy came out of his room at one point and looked at her with a shocked look on his face and she gave him a dirty look and said "Get the fuck back in your room!"
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After working in a strip joint for 13 years,I`ve got tons of stories,but was usually so fucking drunk or high,most of them escape me at the moment.
I did graduate from The University Of Perversity with honors.
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I faked an orgasm. Hey, the thrill was gone. The thrill was gone away.
Fake orgasm? Let me guess... spit on your boyfriends back? ;)
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Many years ago one of my friends was lying on his bed listening to music thru his headphones with his eyes shut and started having a wank. 10 minutes later after he'd shot his load he opened his eyes and there was a cup of tea on the table beside his bed which his mother had obviously delivered while he was in mid masturbation.
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Many years ago one of my friends was lying on his bed listening to music thru his headphones with his eyes shut and started having a wank. 10 minutes later after he'd shot his load he opened his eyes and there was a cup of tea on the table beside his bed which his mother had obviously delivered while he was in mid masturbation.
Too funny! ;D
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Come on Shizz, you must have had a masturbating mishap at some point. ;D
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Come on Shizz, you must have had a masturbating mishap at some point. ;D
Well we know that pussy surely wasn`t involved! ;D
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i used. to fuck this older blonde fake titted stripper who gave me bags of weed laced with pcp fun times
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i used. to fuck this older blonde fake titted stripper who gave me bags of weed laced with pcp fun times
And so it began...
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I faked an orgasm. Hey, the thrill was gone. The thrill was gone away.
I did that a load of time on bubble (google it).
I don't know where on spectrum this fits in but on the night I got results from my Master's thesis a few of us went out... heavy. MDMA, white and a lot of alcohol. Bird I had chatted up had scarpered on me by about 2am so, being in the state I was, I turned to the girl my mate had chatted up (Lyn) and put my hand on her knee and started flirting. He was high too so, in about an hour, the three of us were in a taxi looking for a Travel Lodge (like holiday inn - cheapest shitty hotel). Well, after the taxi had stopped at three hotels, all full, we finally found one - Travel Lodge in Rathmines Dublin.
So - threeways don't work like pornos, esp not when in this state. Both of us awkwardly start taking pieces of this woman (I guess I went for the tits - she was on the chunky side). She asks for protection whereby my mate fucks off to local 24 hour garage to get condoms while I give her my speech that juice makes sperm immotile and start hammering her raw. Mate walks back in while I'm taking her from behind and goes to bathroom, ostensibly to put a condom on. I hear a lot of water, and being high and can't exactly stay focused on sex - mind is darting everywhere.
Friend opens bathroom door, mid slam session, and in the most rural Irish accent you can imagine says "sorry there Louise (her name was Lyn), I think I had to much to drink" - he couldn't get it up - meanwhile water is streaming everywhere around his ankles. He somehow broke the taps and the room was flooding.
Rule was 2 to a room and we had snuck the girl into hotel, so when we called porter to room the girl was naked and covering in bed sheets, I'd a semi and scrambled underpants on and mate was wide eyed in water at bathroom door. Then the comedown started. I felt like shit. While girl was distracted I grabbed clothes, wallet and phone and jumped out the window (1st floor). Somehow, and this is 5.30am or so in September when it is getting bright, my mate was there at corner of hotel having also ran away. We bid our farewells, left the girl in hotel room with porter and flooded taps and legged it.
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when i was 23 I was messing with this slut, which at the time was 16.. After 1-2 dates I took her to my apartment "to watch some movie". i got the bitch drunk with red wine and started making out.
She was sucking my dick, when all of sudden I felt something hot dripping liquid down my cock (it was dark and I couldnt see wattsup). The bitch took off crying to the bathroom. She had puked all over my dick.
Nevertheless, I cleaned my self and comforted her that it was ok. Then I fucked her brains out.
Pedo statutory of peace? Feds all over this thread now lol
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when i was 23 I was messing with this slut, which at the time was 16.. After 1-2 dates I took her to my apartment "to watch some movie". i got the bitch drunk with red wine and started making out.
She was sucking my dick, when all of sudden I felt something hot dripping liquid down my cock (it was dark and I couldnt see wattsup). The bitch took off crying to the bathroom. She had puked all over my dick.
Nevertheless, I cleaned my self and comforted her that it was ok. Then I fucked her brains out.
When I was 26 I had this 16yo, she was crazy about me, said it was a love from a first sight for her, actually has been calling periodically for the last 4 years to chit chat, even tho' she has been with a srs bf fr quite some time now, pretty crazy girl. Anyway... I used to drive to her small town and we'd go to a lake nearby, light up a fire, swim in the lake, and joke around till early morning (her parents couldn't handle her, one sister out of four, it was too much for them), no sex, just making out, etc... I was just having a great summer time and she liked me a lot. And I liked her, a beautiful wild young girl, but very brave and with a strong character. One day I said fukk it, let's have sex, she was like "No, we are not serious, so unless we become a couple - I won't do that, I'm a VIRGIN.". Ok... I've had experience with UNvirging a few girls in my life so that was not a big issue, but I wasn't forcing her.
She lived in a different town than me, so I'd usualy go to visit her every three weeks or so, one evening she calls me and says I'm comming to visit you, well ok, I did not have any plans. Long story short - we are in my bed, making out, my cock is rock hard, I get her naked and she's like "Do you love me?", I'm like... "Well... yeah.."... after that she grabbed my dick like she's has been used to doing that for a long time, started jerking me off and rubbing her pussy like crazy, then BJ, then fucking session lol, she still insisted she was a virgin in the morning. Natural talent, uh? Crazy, crazy girl. Damn, so fukkin great careless time...
To illustrate the story, a said girl. She had amazing hair, I have always had a thing for great hair:
(http://s12.postimg.org/rj3piyv09/girl.jpg)
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When I was 26 I had this 16yo, she was crazy about me, said it was a love from a first sight for her, actually has been calling periodically for the last 4 years to chit chat, even tho' she has been with a srs bf fr quite some time now, pretty crazy girl. Anyway... I used to drive to her small town and we'd go to a lake nearby, light up a fire, swim in the lake, and joke around till early morning (her parents couldn't handle her, one sister out of four, it was too much for them), no sex, just making out, etc... I was just having a great summer time and she liked me a lot. And I liked her, a beautiful wild young girl, but very brave and with a strong character. One day I said fukk it, let's have sex, she was like "No, we are not serious, so unless we become a couple - I won't do that, I'm a VIRGIN.". Ok... I've had experience with UNvirging a few girls in my life so that was not a big issue, but I wasn't forcing her.
She lived in a different town than me, so I'd usualy go to visit her every three weeks or so, one evening she calls me and says I'm comming to visit you, well ok, I did not have any plans. Long story short - we are in my bed, making out, my cock is rock hard, I get her naked and she's like "Do you love me?", I'm like... "Well... yeah.."... after that she grabbed my dick like she's has been used to doing that for a long time, started jerking me off and rubbing her pussy like crazy, then BJ, then fucking session lol, she still insisted she was a virgin in the morning. Natural talent, uh? Crazy, crazy girl. Damn, so fukkin great careless time...
Isn't this a crime in most states?
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Isn't this a crime in most states?
I'm in Europe, it's perfectly legal here. I couldn't care less tho', she was a fully developed full breasted and wet pussy beautiful young female.
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I once performed oral sex on a girl with the period.
I didn't, and don't, give a fuck.
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I once performed oral sex on a girl with the period.
I didn't, and don't, give a fuck.
Once? I do that all the time AND imagine this scene everytime...
30s mark
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Not one "holy shit is that an Adam's Apple?" story.
Fuck am I the only one lol
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Not one "holy shit is that an Adam's Apple?" story.
Fuck am I the only one lol
She had Adam's apple and Tyrones Banana?
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Sex IS always memorable and never bad. Well, a bitch shit dicked me once, that was bad. :-X
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Sex IS always memorable and never bad. Well, a bitch shit dicked me once, that was bad. :-X
Bad, but still memorable hahahah, how the hell that happened
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There`s no such thing as bad pussy............some are just better than others.
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I'm in Europe, it's perfectly legal here. I couldn't care less tho', she was a fully developed full breasted and wet pussy beautiful young female.
why would a 26 year old grown up want a 16 year old child?
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There`s no such thing as bad pussy............some are just better than others.
you are wrong wes. Once i was with a women with a pussy so big it felt like tossing in a hamster in a coal mine..had tl ask her if i can take her in the ass just to feel something.....she said no and i gave up my attempts to come
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when i was 23 I was messing with this slut, which at the time was 16.. After 1-2 dates I took her to my apartment "to watch some movie". i got the bitch drunk with red wine and started making out.
She was sucking my dick, when all of sudden I felt something hot dripping liquid down my cock (it was dark and I couldnt see wattsup). The bitch took off crying to the bathroom. She had puked all over my dick.
Nevertheless, I cleaned my self and comforted her that it was ok. Then I fucked her brains out.
Have you ever done any tv ads for a sandwich shop?
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you are wrong wes. Once i was with a women with a pussy so big it felt like tossing in a hamster in a coal mine..had tl ask her if i can take her in the ass just to feel something.....she said no and i gave up my attempts to come
shit that sucks
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shit that sucks
japp it felt pointless...there was no chance i would come via pussypenetration and it didnt even feel god so i started to think about random stuff like what lie i was going to say so i didnt have to sleep over.....26years old and 4 kids
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She had Adam's apple and Tyrones Banana?
Yes
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you are wrong wes. Once i was with a women with a pussy so big it felt like tossing in a hamster in a coal mine..had tl ask her if i can take her in the ass just to feel something.....she said no and i gave up my attempts to come
LOL ;D
Very true......I was fucking this nurse once and I thought I was gonna` have to tie a 2 X 4 on my ass so as to not fall in.........pussy farts galore and like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Still better than jerking off though,and she was gorgeous aside from the huge hatchet wound.
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Yes
Ok, start the story from the part of you lying on your stomach as she approached from behind :o
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i used. to fuck this older blonde fake titted stripper who gave me bags of weed laced with pcp fun times
(http://s22.postimg.org/ph3n6oldd/marty.jpg)
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why would a 26 year old grown up want a 16 year old child?
That "child" would challenge you, trust me, completely crazy/wild girl. She actually told me that her husband will be at least 10 years older and she was set on that already... Told me she's 18 when we started txt'ing on web tho'.
That.. and I'm somewhat immature I guess. But I don't give a slightest shit, had a blast and will die with a smile on my face while remembering all these ventures.
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Come on Shizz, you must have had a masturbating mishap at some point. ;D
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1397932/scary-movie-o.gif)
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(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1397932/scary-movie-o.gif)
where is that from
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where is that from
Scary Movie 2 I believe.
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Doogie Hauser
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Ok, start the story from the part of you lying on your stomach as she approached from behind :o
Long story short, I was out one night years ago(2003), and I was yapping with this dude and his gf, they invite me over for drinks after. Get there and anyways it's a huge shared house(more to come on that lol) anyways he leaves me alone with his gf in his room and I am sitting across from her(small blonde)
I am starting to get a funny feeling that they are freaky possibly when i notice she is wearing some pretty big underwears and very tight ones to boot(she is wearing a mini skirt.
All of a sudden instict kicks in(as well as drunken bravado) and I flat out ask "No offense, but are you a dude?"
She/he responds yes. Ok well I leave it that, her bf comes back to the room with beers.
I sit and chat with them a bit but me asking that and the vibe I gave change the atmosphere, at least good for me, but this is where it gets freaky.
After the beer I make my excuse to leave, am polite and so they escort me out, everything is cool, it's about 3AM or so and sitting around the kitchen table at this point are a whole sqaggle of trannies and/or drag queens.
Luckily they were all cool and not of the rapist drag queen/tranny variety.
I meet all kinds. If I had not noticed those panties i would have hit on that tranny, she was that convincing as a chick and I would have been more disappointed than a kid rifling a cereal box for the toy once I reached down there
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Long story short, I was out one night years ago(2003), and I was yapping with this dude and his gf, they invite me over for drinks after. Get there and anyways it's a huge shared house(more to come on that lol) anyways he leaves me alone with his gf in his room and I am sitting across from her(small blonde)
I am starting to get a funny feeling that they are freaky possibly when i notice she is wearing some pretty big underwears and very tight ones to boot(she is wearing a mini skirt.
All of a sudden instict kicks in(as well as drunken bravado) and I flat out ask "No offense, but are you a dude?"
She/he responds yes. Ok well I leave it that, her bf comes back to the room with beers.
I sit and chat with them a bit but me asking that and the vibe I gave change the atmosphere, at least good for me, but this is where it gets freaky.
After the beer I make my excuse to leave, am polite and so they escort me out, everything is cool, it's about 3AM or so and sitting around the kitchen table at this point are a whole sqaggle of trannies and/or drag queens.
Luckily they were all cool and not of the rapist drag queen/tranny variety.
I meet all kinds. If I had not noticed those panties i would have hit on that tranny, she was that convincing as a chick and I would have been more disappointed than a kid rifling a cereal box for the toy once I reached down there
lol never heard of tranny rapists
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lol never heard of tranny rapists
Let me tell you when I saw that roundtable full of Trannies/drag Queens I sobered up pretty goddam quick.
They were all nice people don't get me wrong but at the time in the back of my mind I was thinking "Uh oh"
Other than that I kinda felt bad for them because they are born with that mentality or whatever way it happens(I have no clue about the whats or why's) so it can't be an easy life even if you're given any of the rights like today(which are going way over the top and creating more hate and resentment)
But yeah at the time I was nervous
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lol never heard of tranny rapists
If it has a dick, it's gonna wanna put it somewhere.
Ewwwwwww...
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Bad, but still memorable hahahah, how the hell that happened
Just having raw sex if an ex-gf, we decided to try anal. First time I ever tried anal and I didn't know that she had to be really, really, REALLY, clean back there. Pulled my dick out covered in nasty shit, and I went limp. :-X :-X I learned two things that night, always wear a condom for anal, and make sure she washed her ass correctly.
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lol never heard of tranny rapists
Obviously you haven't been on getbig long enough. ;D
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Just having raw sex if an ex-gf, we decided to try anal. First time I ever tried anal and I didn't know that she had to be really, really, REALLY, clean back there. Pulled my dick out covered in nasty shit, and I went limp. :-X :-X I learned two things that night, always wear a condom for anal, and make sure she washed her ass correctly.
Without a few enemas you are almost guaranteed to not have a good experience. This married woman once told me that her husband always begged her to let him fuck her ass. She decided to let him do it without preparing as she read that once you shit cover a guy he won't try again, she said he hasn't tried since.
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Without a few enemas you are almost guaranteed to not have a good experience. This married woman once told me that her husband always begged her to let him fuck her ass. She decided to let him do it without preparing as she read that once you shit cover a guy he won't try again, she said he hasn't tried since.
Lol
I have had anal sex after that, I did take a couple years before I tried tho. Blow jobs are better then pussy and ass anyway. ;D
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Without a few enemas you are almost guaranteed to not have a good experience. This married woman once told me that her husband always begged her to let him fuck her ass. She decided to let him do it without preparing as she read that once you shit cover a guy he won't try again, she said he hasn't tried since.
Without a few enemas you are almost guaranteed to not have a good experience. This married woman once told me that her husband always begged her to let him fuck her ass. She decided to let him do it without preparing as she read that once you shit cover a guy he won't try again, she said he hasn't tried since.
Going Raw in the anus is not a good idea.
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Lol
I have had anal sex after that, I did take a couple years before I tried tho. Blow jobs are better then pussy and ass anyway. ;D
You had anal again with girl who shit covered u or dif girl?
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Going Raw in the anus is not a good idea.
dirty anal is bad even with condom (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/vomit.gif)
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Without a few enemas you are almost guaranteed to not have a good experience. This married woman once told me that her husband always begged her to let him fuck her ass. She decided to let him do it without preparing as she read that once you shit cover a guy he won't try again, she said he hasn't tried since.
I have a mate who insists on showing me videos of him and random women. When pulling out of anal the semen was brown.
He still rides her all the time up ass, just carries a mobile anal cleansing kit in his van.
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Anybody have the pics of white widows horrendous warpigs he referred to as a solid 10??
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You had anal again with girl who shit covered u or dif girl?
different girl. I was only with that girl for a month before she when full psycho on me. :-\
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I have a mate who insists on showing me videos of him and random women. When pulling out of anal the semen was brown.
He still rides her all the time up ass, just carries a mobile anal cleansing kit in his van.
hahahaaa did you met this mate via email spam titled: "watch me fuck random women, join now"?
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different girl. I was only with that girl for a month before she when full psycho on me. :-\
yeah, my post was about not being able to have anal with same girl once you have a bad anal experience with her
more and more women thou are better educated with this in these days. I also think guys should not push for it, if she dont want it dont push.
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I have never got shit on my dick after anal and no no enema or anything before
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I have never got shit on my dick after anal and no no enema or anything before
Mr. Kim Jong - Small dick get no shit
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Mr. Kim Jong - Small dick get no shit
:D ahahahahahahaa
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yeah, my post was about not being able to have anal with same girl once you have a bad anal experience with her
more and more women thou are better educated with this in these days. I also think
He is a mate 10 years, see him all the time. He is one horny perverted fucker though. He would not take that as an insult at all. Id say id met him 3 or 4 times and i was being shown videos of him riding some russian slut in his gym.
I have another mate who, first time, or one of the first times, he rode his now fiance and she was cowgirl on him and he slipped it in her arse without knowing. She had been around block before.
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Mr. Kim Jong - Small dick get no shit
You will end in a North Korean correctional facility for saying this..
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To me, as far as the pinnacle of my sexual life is when a woman grabbed my dick and went crazy on it. None of the two lick/is-that-enough? BS.
Although I didn't cum in her mouth, I came so hard that my mind went blank for a split second.
Best experience ever.
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Memorable experiences? Ahh, wow. So many stories are running through my head right now. I dated this girl for a while. She was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go. I'm so nasty." And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me. Cool."
Good times.
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Memorable experiences? Ahh, wow. So many stories are running through my head right now. I dated this girl for a while. She was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go. I'm so nasty." And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me. Cool."
Good times.
Very beat-like. Groovy. Maynard Krebs approves.
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/443/624/1600/Maynard1.jpg)
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Mr. Kim Jong - Small dick get no shit
maybe my dick isnt thick but atleast its short so the jokes on you
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maybe my dick isnt thick but atleast its short so the jokes on you
(http://www.the-spine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg)
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LOL@the pic above, oh shit...
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(http://www.the-spine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg)
hahahahhah
(Laborcamp for you mister)
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I have never got shit on my dick after anal and no no enema or anything before
Did the other guy get any on his?
:D
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To me, as far as the pinnacle of my sexual life is when a woman grabbed my dick and went crazy on it. None of the two lick/is-that-enough? BS.
Although I didn't cum in her mouth, I came so hard that my mind went blank for a split second.
Best experience ever.
sounds like you only saw her one time?
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Did the other guy get any on his?
:D
no my dad did not
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Did the other guy get any on his?
:D
;D ;D