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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Purge_WTF on November 29, 2015, 06:33:32 PM
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspected-burglar-died-after-getting-stuck-california-chimney-n470751 (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspected-burglar-died-after-getting-stuck-california-chimney-n470751)
Serves him medium rare.
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I legit LOL`ed !! ;D
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This happens almost every year...
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspected-burglar-died-after-getting-stuck-california-chimney-n470751 (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspected-burglar-died-after-getting-stuck-california-chimney-n470751)
Serves him medium rare.
Is street justice more real than court justice? I would have to say yes!
Lower lawyer pay 99%
Fire most judges, end most laws.
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Holy shit, what a horrible way to die.
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Thief: robbed of life.
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#ChimneyTheivesMatter
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Bulker stuck in chimney, idiot should have cut more properly.
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#ChimneyTheivesMatter
LOL!
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Did he died?
What's his (chimney) stack?
Did he even sift bro?
He Dindu Nuffin...
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Did he died?
What's his (chimney) stack?
Did he even sift bro?
He Dindu Nuffin...
Too bad, he could've (chimney) swept the Olympia this year.
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One less person Obama has to send an invite to the White House this Christmas.
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Dumbass never saw "Gremlins"???
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Would say guess the race but either way he would be black in the end (silt!)
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Dumbass never saw "Gremlins"???
They should do a remake!!!
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Titus would have had a better chance getting off if he stuffed the chick in his chimney and lit a fire after he strangled her and then claim she was trying to break in.
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i'm not buying "I just happened to be lighting a fire right then... and I heard him yell, and tried to put it out, and then he died, sadly.
More like "I heard this dude cry for help in the chimney and I was scared and angry so I lit a fire, took a crap from stress, then put it out all quick and called 911.
I bet there is cell phone call of the dude crying for help as the homeowner tossed in wood and fumbled with a lighter for 45 seconds...
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Gotta agree with 240 here. The guy stuck must have known he was gonna light a fire and must have yelled to say he was there. Nobody would chose death by a fire over being caught for burglary.
I think they're gonna look into how long the fire was lite and if a fully clothed human would last by the time he yelled for help and the fire put out. I'm guessing it would have been mere minutes and think one would survive.
The smell must have required shampooing of the couches and major cleaning. Then to live in that house knowing what happened? Gotta be fucked up to even think of staying there.
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Fuck! Just thinking about someone else being stuck in a chimney, unable to move is making me feel claustrophobic.
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Good riddance
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Would say guess the race but either way he would be black in the end (silt!)
;D
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i'm not buying "I just happened to be lighting a fire right then... and I heard him yell, and tried to put it out, and then he died, sadly.
More like "I heard this dude cry for help in the chimney and I was scared and angry so I lit a fire, took a crap from stress, then put it out all quick and called 911.
I bet there is cell phone call of the dude crying for help as the homeowner tossed in wood and fumbled with a lighter for 45 seconds...
Dude got stuck in the chimney overnight, chances are he was asleep or not generally aware of what was going on below him. If he was calling for help, sure then there's intent, but there might not have been.
As far as lighting a fireplace goes, normally when lighting a fireplace you don't have the intention of putting it out immediately. Hence when the fire started it may be difficult to immediately put it out in absence of lets say water or the like. Smoke production and asphixiation can occur quite rapidly in absence of proper ventilation, combined with panic.
Either way, since when are chimneys preferred routes as opposed to bashing in windows?
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Holy shit, what a horrible way to die.
If he woul not have burglarized this home, this would of never happened.
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If he woul not have burglarized this home, this would of never happened.
Sure, but this doesn't change the fact that this was a truly horrific way to die.
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Dude got stuck in the chimney overnight, chances are he was asleep or not generally aware of what was going on below him. If he was calling for help, sure then there's intent, but there might not have been.
As far as lighting a fireplace goes, normally when lighting a fireplace you don't have the intention of putting it out immediately. Hence when the fire started it may be difficult to immediately put it out in absence of lets say water or the like. Smoke production and asphixiation can occur quite rapidly in absence of proper ventilation, combined with panic.
Either way, since when are chimneys preferred routes as opposed to bashing in windows?
LOL???
Sure, nice cozy place to take a nap. No way did he fall asleep in a chimney, c'mon, lol... Adrenaline would have kept him awake.
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such a perfect storm of events would have to take place, in order to be 'accidentally' burned alive.
he climbs down, and isn't heard.
he becomes stuck, doesn't yell for help.
the owner happens to decide right then to start a fire.
the burglar doesn't yell when the wood is prepared.
the owner is unable to stop a small fire he's just starting, and has to run for an extinguisher which doesn't arrive in time.
OR.... burglar tries chimney. Owner starts fire. Owner realizes it may be murder (or house fills with smoke), puts it out after man is dead.
I'm fine with him shooting, stabbing, or burning an intruder. This is america, you don't go into houses without knocking, it's a bad ending. BUT so much would have to occur for this to be an accident, I'm not buying it.
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i'm not buying "I just happened to be lighting a fire right then... and I heard him yell, and tried to put it out, and then he died, sadly.
More like "I heard this dude cry for help in the chimney and I was scared and angry so I lit a fire, took a crap from stress, then put it out all quick and called 911.
I bet there is cell phone call of the dude crying for help as the homeowner tossed in wood and fumbled with a lighter for 45 seconds...
I would text a friend saying "I think I hear some squirrels in my chimney, I'm gonna try to smoke them out"...Would have made the story way cooler.
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspected-burglar-died-after-getting-stuck-california-chimney-n470751 (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspected-burglar-died-after-getting-stuck-california-chimney-n470751)
Serves him medium rare.
Bet California introduce emissions laws so coal fires do not produce toxins that woud kill persons trapped in chimneys.
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Bahaha this is legend lol
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Bet California introduce emissions laws so coal fires do not produce toxins that woud kill persons trapped in chimneys.
I'm sure something is already on the books.
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Reminded me of this classic
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Down one trusty employee. Someone's not getting pepernoten this year.
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LOL???
Sure, nice cozy place to take a nap. No way did he fall asleep in a chimney, c'mon, lol... Adrenaline would have kept him awake.
If you're stuck in a place overnight, falling asleep is not unlikely. Hell, some kids got lost in some caves in my area and we're stuck for 14hours and they managed to catch some sleep. Stress burns you up quickly and adrenaline fleeds after a while.
As far as not hearing the guy starting a fire/placing woods; considering the guy chose to enter a house via chimney, it's not beyond the realms of reasoning that he was scared of getting caught, hence didn't make a noise. Or otherwise starting a fire not requiring much noise to be made to begin with. Atleast in my case when starting a fire with logs, I don't bother with slowly igniting it, instead dousing the logs with lighterfluid or otherwise. Alternatively at my parents' place we have a fireplace that works on gas, takes 0 time to start and no noise at all apart from the ignition clicking maybe once or twice.
Just providing an alternative view here, doesn't change the outcome though ;)
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Down one trusty employee. Someone's not getting pepernoten this year.
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