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Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« on: November 29, 2015, 06:33:32 PM »
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2015, 06:38:17 PM »
I legit LOL`ed !!   ;D
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2015, 06:41:57 PM »
This happens almost every year...
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2015, 07:04:57 PM »
Quote from: Purge_WTF on November 29, 2015, 06:33:32 PM
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspected-burglar-died-after-getting-stuck-california-chimney-n470751

 Serves him medium rare.

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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2015, 07:12:57 PM »
Holy shit, what a horrible way to die.
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2015, 09:00:18 AM »
Thief: robbed of life.
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2015, 09:08:59 AM »
#ChimneyTheivesMatter
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2015, 09:35:03 AM »
Bulker stuck in chimney, idiot should have cut more properly.
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2015, 09:37:06 AM »
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2015, 04:29:44 PM »
Did he died?

What's his (chimney) stack?

Did he even sift bro?

He Dindu Nuffin...
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2015, 05:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on November 30, 2015, 04:29:44 PM
Did he died?

What's his (chimney) stack?

Did he even sift bro?

He Dindu Nuffin...

Too bad, he could've (chimney) swept the Olympia this year.
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2015, 07:27:38 PM »
One less person Obama has to send an invite to the White House this Christmas.
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2015, 07:36:13 PM »
Dumbass never saw "Gremlins"???
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2015, 10:35:02 PM »
Would say guess the race but either way he would be black in the end (silt!)
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2015, 10:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Triple-H_2005 on November 30, 2015, 07:36:13 PM
Dumbass never saw "Gremlins"???

They should do a remake!!!
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2015, 10:55:54 PM »
Titus would have had a better chance getting off if he stuffed the chick in his chimney and lit a fire after he strangled her and then claim she was trying to break in.
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2015, 11:39:15 PM »
i'm not buying "I just happened to be lighting a fire right then... and I heard him yell, and tried to put it out, and then he died, sadly.

More like "I heard this dude cry for help in the chimney and I was scared and angry so I lit a fire, took a crap from stress, then put it out all quick and called 911.

I bet there is cell phone call of the dude crying for help as the homeowner tossed in wood and fumbled with a lighter for 45 seconds...
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2015, 12:00:41 AM »
Gotta agree with 240 here. The guy stuck must have known he was gonna light a fire and must have yelled to say he was there. Nobody would chose death by a fire over being caught for burglary.

I think they're gonna look into how long the fire was lite and if a fully clothed human would last by the time he yelled for help and the fire put out. I'm guessing it would have been mere minutes and think one would survive.

The smell must have required shampooing of the couches and major cleaning. Then to live in that house knowing what happened? Gotta be fucked up to even think of staying there.
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2015, 01:48:11 AM »
Fuck! Just thinking about someone else being stuck in a chimney, unable to move is making me feel claustrophobic.
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2015, 01:54:30 AM »
Good riddance
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2015, 04:48:50 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on November 30, 2015, 10:35:02 PM
Would say guess the race but either way he would be black in the end (silt!)


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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2015, 04:49:47 AM »
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2015, 05:06:23 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on November 30, 2015, 11:39:15 PM
i'm not buying "I just happened to be lighting a fire right then... and I heard him yell, and tried to put it out, and then he died, sadly.

More like "I heard this dude cry for help in the chimney and I was scared and angry so I lit a fire, took a crap from stress, then put it out all quick and called 911.

I bet there is cell phone call of the dude crying for help as the homeowner tossed in wood and fumbled with a lighter for 45 seconds...

Dude got stuck in the chimney overnight, chances are he was asleep or not generally aware of what was going on below him. If he was calling for help, sure then there's intent, but there might not have been.

As far as lighting a fireplace goes, normally when lighting a fireplace you don't have the intention of putting it out immediately. Hence when the fire started it may be difficult to immediately put it out in absence of lets say water or the like. Smoke production and asphixiation can occur quite rapidly in absence of proper ventilation, combined with panic.


Either way, since when are chimneys preferred routes as opposed to bashing in windows?
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2015, 08:28:17 AM »
Quote from: ritch on November 29, 2015, 07:12:57 PM
Holy shit, what a horrible way to die.

If he woul not have burglarized this home, this would of never happened.
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Re: Burglar gets stuck in chimney, then the owner lights a fire.
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2015, 12:22:17 PM »
Quote from: Dr.J on December 01, 2015, 08:28:17 AM
If he woul not have burglarized this home, this would of never happened.

Sure, but this doesn't change the fact that this was a truly horrific way to die.
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