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Title: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 12:37:42 PM
this guy can,...he is an all star stud athlete who tears up the flag football field on weather permitting Sundays  :o :o :o

Lol, I played football and baseball in highschool (quit both to get a job) and still play flag football almost every sunday.

I guarantee I am a better athlete than a certain Canadian guy with the receding hairline, ever was.

I was throwing 80mph at 15-16, and still have an absolute cannon for an arm. In fact, I can literally hang (in terms of arm strength) with college and professional quarterbacks.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: TuHolmes on November 30, 2015, 12:41:36 PM
We talking A, Double-A - AAA?

On all levels I say I can not.

No way, no how.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: funk51 on November 30, 2015, 01:03:57 PM
when i was young football and baseball,,, baseball as long as :-* :-* :-* :-* they threw me 90 mile an hour straight fastballs, no curves though.. :D :D :D :D :D :D...64 years old and last summer went to batting cage hit every pitch.... :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: ritch on November 30, 2015, 01:05:21 PM
Shizzo would lose to high school level athletes. Maybe even primary.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: The Ugly on November 30, 2015, 01:08:50 PM
Think I can whip Roelly at chess.

Wait, athlete?
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: CalvinH on November 30, 2015, 01:11:59 PM
Been to a couple of PGA golf tournaments.......shows how far away I am from being a good golfer.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Nick Danger on November 30, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
A very good athlete and a pro athlete (in many cases) are not always so distinguishable.

The difference, in an elite competition, a pro athlete can raise his game many levels.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: ritch on November 30, 2015, 01:21:41 PM
A very good athlete and a pro athlete (in many cases) are not always so distinguishable.

The difference, in an elite competition, a pro athlete can raise his game many levels.

Also much different to do special things under pressure and on game day. I was always very good at shooting random shots at basketball to win the game of "horse" but in a game, never made one of those shots!
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: wes on November 30, 2015, 01:35:06 PM
I expect Shizzo to be able to since he is elite.


In my case...............no.   :(
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: robcguns on November 30, 2015, 03:47:54 PM
I dont think that arm strength of college or pros qbs is very impressive.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: HTexan on November 30, 2015, 04:09:15 PM
Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 30, 2015, 04:12:30 PM
Swam in HS.  Trained damn hard.  Used to come in first frequently, often with a big lead, and figured I was pretty good.  Would come home with 3 or 4 golds every time, once with 7, having won every event I entered including taking 2 relay teams from losing to winning.

Then I went to a state meet and came home with 1 bronze for backstroke.  Didn't even place in other events and no olympic recruiters came schmoeing around that day.  Nothing like actual competition to ruin your illusions.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Lustral on November 30, 2015, 04:14:59 PM
I was high level in a few amateur sports (ie national champion and competed in worlds junior level). Not a patch on pro or the levelS below pro. I could pick up skills easily but the dedication and putting balls on the line to risk being a pro tennis player or golfer and sacrifice the safer option of using academic skills and taking safer option. No way. And of i couldnt do that i definitely could not make a clutch shot or putt or whatever. I was on Leinster squads with two (now pro) tennis players both struggling to eek out a living and they trained 3 hours per night when i studied/wanked and watched the simpsons.

Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 30, 2015, 04:28:24 PM
Shizzo had the waist for present day bodybuilding

One of my high school buddies was a 6'5 pitcher with a 95 mile per hour fastball.

He was looked at by everyone, hurt his shoulder senior year went and played football in college for a bit then went back to baseball(his shoulder somehow healed)

He still had the 95mph but never made it beyond those leagues like you see in Bull Durham where you make like $800 a month(at least back in the 90's lol)

Point is you can have the most god given talent for pro sports in the world, but the pros get to be pros because they can perform at that elite level day in day out 365 days a year, memorize the pays etc.

100% of armchair quarterbacks including all those fags on sports tv and radio who pontificate about let's say a goalie's shitty save, a pitcher's crappy pitch, a quarterback's shitty throw could not even touch what they do on the field in the shittiest fucked up play

Put it this way, the shittiest MLB players could hit Roger Clemons worst pitches any day on the average amout of pitches during any game.

The rest of could not hit his pitches if he lobbed them like a softball.

Thats the difference
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: WalterWhite on November 30, 2015, 04:36:34 PM
Shizzo had the waist for present day bodybuilding

One of my high school buddies was a 6'5 pitcher with a 95 mile per hour fastball.

He was looked at by everyone, hurt his shoulder senior year went and played football in college for a bit then went back to baseball(his shoulder somehow healed)

He still had the 95mph but never made it beyond those leagues like you see in Bull Durham where you make like $800 a month(at least back in the 90's lol)

Point is you can have the most god given talent for pro sports in the world, but the pros get to be pros because they can perform at that elite level day in day out 365 days a year, memorize the pays etc.

100% of armchair quarterbacks including all those fags on sports tv and radio who pontificate about let's say a goalie's shitty save, a pitcher's crappy pitch, a quarterback's shitty throw could not even touch what they do on the field in the shittiest fucked up play

Put it this way, the shittiest MLB players could hit Roger Clemons worst pitches any day on the average amout of pitches during any game.

The rest of could not hit his pitches if he lobbed them like a softball.

Thats the difference

Your so right and even going from hs to div 1 college is brutal.  I was a hs running back and moved to WR in college and it's day and night from hs! 

Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: The True Adonis on November 30, 2015, 04:38:09 PM
Sports are for morons with the exception of some Individual sports.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Grape Ape on November 30, 2015, 04:42:18 PM
Your so right and even going from hs to div 1 college is brutal.  I was a hs running back and moved to WR in college and it's day and night from hs! 



Yup.

Have a friend who was the best hitter in his college's history (big school too)...got drafted and was out after one year of A ball.  I asked him the difference and he said it was basically  this:  in college if a pitcher got behind in the count, you could get a pitch to hit.  Jumping to A ball, he said they're painting the corners in this situation at 90+.  And most of THESE guys don't get to MLB.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 04:42:41 PM
Sports are for morons with the exception of some Individual sports.

wanna fight?  :D :D :D

Im sad our Plymouth Fury trip is no more  :-\
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Lustral on November 30, 2015, 04:51:07 PM
Yup.

Have a friend who was the best hitter in his college's history (big school too)...got drafted and was out after one year of A ball.  I asked him the difference and he said it was basically  this:  in college if a pitcher got behind in the count, you could get a pitch to hit.  Jumping to A ball, he said they're painting the corners in this situation at 90+.  And most of THESE guys don't get to MLB.

Most people don't get the small 1 or 2 % differentials between grades and the difference between being 95% as good as a pro and being a pro/top pro.

That said I have played against and seen in person future pro players at schools' level. I remember one (Rob Kearney - rugby) was just in another world from the rest on the pitch. He is Irish fullback in rugby but nothing special as a pro.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: TuHolmes on November 30, 2015, 04:55:44 PM
Shizzo had the waist for present day bodybuilding

One of my high school buddies was a 6'5 pitcher with a 95 mile per hour fastball.

He was looked at by everyone, hurt his shoulder senior year went and played football in college for a bit then went back to baseball(his shoulder somehow healed)

He still had the 95mph but never made it beyond those leagues like you see in Bull Durham where you make like $800 a month(at least back in the 90's lol)

Point is you can have the most god given talent for pro sports in the world, but the pros get to be pros because they can perform at that elite level day in day out 365 days a year, memorize the pays etc.

100% of armchair quarterbacks including all those fags on sports tv and radio who pontificate about let's say a goalie's shitty save, a pitcher's crappy pitch, a quarterback's shitty throw could not even touch what they do on the field in the shittiest fucked up play

Put it this way, the shittiest MLB players could hit Roger Clemons worst pitches any day on the average amout of pitches during any game.

The rest of could not hit his pitches if he lobbed them like a softball.

Thats the difference

That's so damn true.

I never got out of High School sports... I did get recruited to play soccer at a private university, but I was kind of done with the sport.

The jump from JV -> V -> collegiate -> any pro... even the worst... HUGE leaps all around.

Excellent post.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 30, 2015, 04:59:40 PM
The worst part about the guys who never accomplished anything in athletics is them getting old, turning 50, and revisiting their imagined "glory days".

What's next? Comparing fingernail growth for superiority?

Dicksuck lame....
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 30, 2015, 05:00:46 PM
I remember years ago David Wells was on Howard Stern and talking about when he pitched that perfect game he was still drunk from the night before.

That's how good these guys are at this level, they can play literally circles around people in their sleep.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 05:01:17 PM
The worst part about the guys who never accomplished anything in athletics is them getting old, turning 50, and revisiting their imagined "glory days".

What's next? Comparing fingernail growth for superiority?

Dicksuck lame....

what about the ones who makeup stories that they played NCAA hockey?
thats pretty bad too hey?
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Bevo on November 30, 2015, 05:03:02 PM
We have a lot of guys on here that could have went pro or have super human strength but decided it was not for them  ;D

Flinestones and whitewidow come to mind haha
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: _aj_ on November 30, 2015, 05:05:13 PM
LOL @ the Shizzo pic
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Coffeed on November 30, 2015, 05:10:44 PM
Just imagine if Jay Cutler decided to play football or Phil Heath basketball. They are the genetic elite and would have easily dominated any chosen profession.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Tennisballz on November 30, 2015, 05:14:46 PM
Just imagine if Jay Cutler decided to play football or Phil Heath basketball. They are the genetic elite and would have easily dominated any chosen profession.
Cutler moved so eloquently through the gym, he could have played any sport.  He also is very good at waddling around with his shorts around his ankles.  Just pure natural god given talent.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: gym**rat on November 30, 2015, 05:23:51 PM
The average quarterback can throw between 57-60 mph. I will give Shizzo 5 throws while being video taped with a radar gun. If he can hit 55 mph on one of the 5 passes I will PayPal him $200 and leave Getbig forever. If he fails he leaves Getbig forever. He would not owe me a cent.
Are you up for the challenge Tom Brady Jr.?
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 05:26:57 PM
The average quarterback can throw between 57-60 mph. I will give Shizzo 5 throws while being video taped with a radar gun. If he can hit 55 mph on one of the 5 passes I will PayPal him $200 and leave Getbig forever. If he fails he leaves Getbig forever. He would not owe me a cent.
Are you up for the challenge Tom Brady Jr.?

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Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: chaos on November 30, 2015, 06:28:47 PM
The average quarterback can throw between 57-60 mph. I will give Shizzo 5 throws while being video taped with a radar gun. If he can hit 55 mph on one of the 5 passes I will PayPal him $200 and leave Getbig forever. If he fails he leaves Getbig forever. He would not owe me a cent.
Are you up for the challenge Tom Brady Jr.?
**crickets**
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: gym**rat on November 30, 2015, 06:39:01 PM
**crickets**
:D

I know, I am surprised. I figured anyone that can throw a football at pro level speeds would jump at the chance of making an easy $200 and getting rid of me for life. I would even raise it to $300.  ;D
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 30, 2015, 06:41:34 PM
The average quarterback can throw between 57-60 mph. I will give Shizzo 5 throws while being video taped with a radar gun. If he can hit 55 mph on one of the 5 passes I will PayPal him $200 and leave Getbig forever. If he fails he leaves Getbig forever. He would not owe me a cent.
Are you up for the challenge Tom Brady Jr.?

I'll throw up a grand. Not to make him leave, just to see if he can do it. No training or anything, just him going out and hitting 60mph.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 06:47:30 PM
:D

I know, I am surprised. I figured anyone that can throw a football at pro level speeds would jump at the chance of making an easy $200 and getting rid of me for life. I would even raise it to $300.  ;D

I'll throw in another $100
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 07:14:30 PM
no response yet due to out practicing

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Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: gym**rat on November 30, 2015, 07:16:37 PM
no response yet due to out practicing

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I can just hear him now, "if they would have put me in we would have won state" lmfao. Great gif!
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 07:20:57 PM
I can just hear him now, "if they would have put me in we would have won state" lmfao. Great gif!

if only he had the arm strength of a pro or college qb he would have made it  :(
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: SquidVicious on November 30, 2015, 07:25:50 PM
So basically, on top of every Getbigger making seven-figures, driving a Lambo, owning two homes, having a 9.5" pecker, a 9.5 GF, a 450lb bench and 20" arms, everyone also could've played pro baseball, football, basketball, swimming, golf, tennis or soccer if it weren't for that pesky shoulder/knee injury.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: TuHolmes on November 30, 2015, 07:29:03 PM
if only he had the arm strength of a pro or college qb he would have made it  :(
That's why Jay Cutler makes so much. He isn't accurate, but he's got a cannon for an arm.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 30, 2015, 07:31:52 PM
So basically, on top of every Getbigger making seven-figures, driving a Lambo, owning two homes, having a 9.5" pecker, a 9.5 GF, a 450lb bench and 20" arms, everyone also could've played pro baseball, football, basketball, swimming, golf, tennis or soccer if it weren't for that pesky shoulder/knee injury.

You've finally caught on.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: The True Adonis on November 30, 2015, 07:33:49 PM
wanna fight?  :D :D :D

Im sad our Plymouth Fury trip is no more  :-\
I know.  Sucks.  Strange that Syrian potential terrorists are almost begged to come to the US, but you can't even set foot over the border.  

Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 07:35:17 PM
I know.  Sucks.  Strange that Syrian potential terrorists are almost begged to come to the US, but you can't even set foot over the border.  



I'll sneak across at some point, there simply wont be any announcements when it happens
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: The Ugly on November 30, 2015, 07:55:23 PM
So basically, on top of every Getbigger making seven-figures, driving a Lambo, owning two homes, having a 9.5" pecker, a 9.5 GF, a 450lb bench and 20" arms, everyone also could've played pro baseball, football, basketball, swimming, golf, tennis or soccer if it weren't for that pesky shoulder/knee injury.

I own a small unmapped island off Inagua, the natives think I'm God. Prove me wrong and I'll leave Getbig forever.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Nick Danger on November 30, 2015, 07:58:51 PM
I own a small undiscovered island off Inagua, where the natives think I'm God. Prove me wrong and I'll leave Getbig forever.

Big deal, your arms are no more than 19.5 and your bench is only 435lbs.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 30, 2015, 08:03:51 PM
what about the ones who makeup stories that they played NCAA hockey?
thats pretty bad too hey?

Suuuuuuuuuuure......beca use you said so.

And you're always so reliable, honest, and accurate.

Maybe you can compare lame tattoos next to see if you finally have Shizzo beat at something?

50 years old and still living in mommy and daddy's basement.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Coffeed on November 30, 2015, 08:07:17 PM
So basically, on top of every Getbigger making seven-figures, driving a Lambo, owning two homes, having a 9.5" pecker, a 9.5 GF, a 450lb bench and 20" arms, everyone also could've played pro baseball, football, basketball, swimming, golf, tennis or soccer if it weren't for that pesky shoulder/knee injury.
I'll be the first to admit that I have a GF who is a 9. But the other is a 10 so it averages out to 9.5.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 08:09:41 PM
Suuuuuuuuuuure......because you said so.

And you're always so reliable, honest, and accurate.

Maybe you can compare lame tattoos next to see if you finally have Shizzo beat at something?

50 years old and still living in mommy and daddy's basement.

mom and dad are divorced
anyways
so Im supposed to call David Branch and ask him if a random poster on gb played NCAA hockey?

talk about honest? You cant even skate. Youre a 40 something year old washout who doesnt even lift weights.
Same question to you--why are you on this site?
You dont lift or exercise, you simply give lame stupid comments in threads.

If you dig guys thats fine, its your life, but it explains why you are here.
Since you dont lift, what brought you to getbig?

dude look at yourself, youre an angry loser who cuts people down anonymously cause he is so disappointed in his own appearance.
cmon man, go to a gym or something


orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr just continue with your lame meaningless comments that no one cares about


edit--just realized you arent talking about me----Im 49
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: chaos on November 30, 2015, 08:12:39 PM
mom and dad are divorced
anyways
so Im supposed to call David Branch and ask him if a random poster on gb played NCAA hockey?

talk about honest? You cant even skate. Youre a 40 something year old washout who doesnt even lift weights.
Same question to you--why are you on this site?
You dont lift or exercise, you simply give lame stupid comments in threads.

If you dig guys thats fine, its your life, but it explains why you are here.
Since you dont lift, what brought you to getbig?

dude look at yourself, youre an angry loser who cuts people down anonymously cause he is so disappointed in his own appearance.
cmon man, go to a gym or something


orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr just continue with your lame meaningless comments that no one cares about


edit--just realized you arent talking about me----Im 49
I lift
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 30, 2015, 08:13:40 PM
mom and dad are divorced
anyways
so Im supposed to call David Branch and ask him if a random poster on gb played NCAA hockey?

talk about honest? You cant even skate. Youre a 40 something year old washout who doesnt even lift weights.
Same question to you--why are you on this site?
You dont lift or exercise, you simply give lame stupid comments in threads.

If you dig guys thats fine, its your life, but it explains why you are here.
Since you dont lift, what brought you to getbig?

dude look at yourself, youre an angry loser who cuts people down anonymously cause he is so disappointed in his own appearance.
cmon man, go to a gym or something


orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr just continue with your lame meaningless comments that no one cares about

Did that Derek Jeter with Down's Syndrome hairline and look help you out in "Tier II Junior" hockey?

Your level of bullshit makes Joon look like he's honest.

Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 08:15:03 PM
I lift

log into your gimmick next time  :-X

cue walter sobchaks next anonymous rant of glory

"youre a 50 year old loser living in moms basement, welfare loser --shizzo owns you in every part of life blah blah blah"

dont you mods get bored of seeing the same shit from his stale account everyday?
the guy must have an iq of eleventeen for fuck sakes
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 08:16:57 PM
Did that Derek Jeter with Down's Syndrome hairline and look help you out in "Tier II Junior" hockey?

Your level of bullshit makes Joon look like he's honest.



if I can prove I played 3 games with the Fort Saskatchewan Traders on call ups from midget AAA will you leave this site forever?

cmon now--youre calling me a liar on this one---put your account up
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: chaos on November 30, 2015, 08:19:06 PM
log into your gimmick next time  :-X

Which one?
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 08:21:19 PM
Which one?

hey
as per my prior message
if/when i prove I played junior hockey for a whopping 3 games and prove walter sobchak wrong, will you wipe out his account and improve this site 21%?
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 08:26:07 PM
cmon Walter
all you do is yap and call me a liar
put your account up ---- you stated I lied about playing junior
suck it up pumpkin


we know you are an ankle bender on the skates but thats a whole other story  :-X
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 30, 2015, 08:28:13 PM
if I can prove I played 3 games with the Fort Saskatchewan Traders on call ups from midget AAA will you leave this site forever?

cmon now--youre calling me a liar on this one---put your account up

Why would I give two fucks about what you claim?

Go foam roll your boyfriend's nutsack.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 30, 2015, 08:29:44 PM
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Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 30, 2015, 08:30:18 PM
cmon Walter
all you do is yap and call me a liar
put your account up ---- you stated I lied about playing junior
suck it up pumpkin


we know you are an ankle bender on the skates but thats a whole other story  :-X

You are a liar.

But even that doesn't make you the least bit relevant or significant.

Potsie.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: WalterWhite on November 30, 2015, 08:30:50 PM
cmon Walter
all you do is yap and call me a liar
put your account up ---- you stated I lied about playing junior
suck it up pumpkin


we know you are an ankle bender on the skates but thats a whole other story  :-X

You called! ;D  Oh wrong Walter.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 08:35:27 PM
You are a liar.

But even that doesn't make you the least bit relevant or significant.

Potsie.

if Im a liar put your account up.
I'll show you all the levels of proof you want--unlike you who dwells in some far gone fantasy that you played any sport at all---fatso

oh and Potsy was a good looking guy in Happy Days so I'll gladly accept that compliment

now keep goin with the angry posts fatty
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: pellius on November 30, 2015, 08:36:52 PM
Shizzo has the worse type of fat. It's that soft, flaccid, gooey type of fat earned only by those who have done absolutely nothing physical in his life. You look at Josh, since they are nemesis, it's true he is over weight but it isn't that soft flaccid goo that just hangs over. In fact, shockingly to me, his shoulders are still wider than his hips and there's no flubber, or very little, hanging over his belt. In clothes he just looks like a big strong guy.

And look at Shizzo's chest. I mean, the recent winner of the Ferrigno Classic, Josh Lenartowicz is often criticize for the gap between his pecs. Look at Shizzo. He has just a little tumjor-like lump growing out of his armpits with this huge gap separating what looks like little lumps of fat. Even if he trained, lost 100 pounds and juiced there would still be this empty space between his pecs.

He has no interest in weight training. Why is he even here? I'm really beginning to believe that he is a closet homo that likes to look and be with other men.

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Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 08:38:10 PM
Why would I give two fucks about what you claim?

Go foam roll your boyfriend's nutsack.

Walter
why are you on a bodybuilding site?
you dont lift, you arent an athlete
all you do is make jealous angry rants at people you dislike

oh Walter, what a sad existence you lead

I'll devote tomorrows poverty bag session to you  :-*
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: WalterWhite on November 30, 2015, 08:39:17 PM
if Im a liar put your account up.
I'll show you all the levels of proof you want--unlike you who dwells in some far gone fantasy that you played any sport at all---fatso

oh and Potsy was a good looking guy in Happy Days so I'll gladly accept that compliment

now keep goin with the angry posts fatty

He's enjoying this thread. :D
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 08:40:38 PM
Shizzo has the worse type of fat. It's that soft, flaccid, gooey type of fat earned only by those who have done absolutely nothing physical in his life. You look at Josh, since they are nemesis, it's true he is over weight but it isn't that soft flaccid goo that just hangs over. In fact, shockingly to me, his shoulders are still wider than his hips and there's no flubber, or very little, hanging over his belt. In clothes he just looks like a big strong guy.

And look at Shizzo's chest. I mean, the recent winner of the Ferrigno Classic, Josh Lenartowicz is often criticize for the gap between his pecs. Look at Shizzo. He has just a little tumjor-like lump growing out of his armpits with this huge gap separating what looks like little lumps of fat. Even if he trained, lost 100 pounds and juiced there would still be this empty space between his pecs.

He has no interest in weight training. Why is he even here? I'm really beginning to believe that he is a closet homo that likes to look and be with other men.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=587152.0;attach=659363;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=587622.0;attach=660464;image)

A number of people have messaged me that they are 1000% sure shizzo is a closet case. Absolutely no lifting history, no athletic skill, looks like,...he looks,...zero proof of ever being with a female. He doesnt even deny it, thinks we are being funny. He digs guys, there is simply no other explanation
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 30, 2015, 08:46:20 PM
Do participation trophies count?
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: pellius on November 30, 2015, 08:48:29 PM
Just imagine if Jay Cutler decided to play football or Phil Heath basketball. They are the genetic elite and would have easily dominated any chosen profession.

BBers are often failed athletes.  Even Dillet said that even though he was bigger and stronger than most people he sucked at sports. Remember when Louie tried to play pro ball? He was carrying more muscle mass than anyone on the team but still got schooled and tossed around.

Coach, who is familiar with bbers and real athletes, knows this better than anyone. Both from personal experience and seeing it first hand virtually everyday for decades.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Nick Danger on November 30, 2015, 08:49:16 PM
No offense to Shizzo but that is one bad build.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: WalterWhite on November 30, 2015, 08:53:50 PM
BBers are often failed athletes.  Even Dillet said that even though he was bigger and stronger than most people he sucked at sports. Remember when Louie tried to play pro ball? He was carrying more muscle mass than anyone on the team but still got schooled and tossed around.

Coach, who is familiar with bbers and real athletes, knows this better than anyone. Both from personal experience and seeing it first hand virtually everyday for decades.

Is bb really considered a sport? Its like a pageant with people on on tons of drugs who could not run across a field without being gassed.

I think bowlers are in better shape. ;D
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 30, 2015, 08:54:37 PM
mom and dad are divorced
anyways
so Im supposed to call David Branch and ask him if a random poster on gb played NCAA hockey?

talk about honest? You cant even skate. Youre a 40 something year old washout who doesnt even lift weights.
Same question to you--why are you on this site?
You dont lift or exercise, you simply give lame stupid comments in threads.

If you dig guys thats fine, its your life, but it explains why you are here.
Since you dont lift, what brought you to getbig?

dude look at yourself, youre an angry loser who cuts people down anonymously cause he is so disappointed in his own appearance.
cmon man, go to a gym or something


orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr just continue with your lame meaningless comments that no one cares about


edit--just realized you arent talking about me----Im 49


I thought walter was bakinslut
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: pellius on November 30, 2015, 08:59:50 PM
No offense to Shizzo but that is one bad build.

LOL!

Why would you think it would offend him?
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 09:00:00 PM

I thought walter was bakinslut

meh who knows who cares

angry Walter wont put his account up
jabba the pro-arm wont throw the ball 55 mph

whats next?
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: pellius on November 30, 2015, 09:01:59 PM
Is bb really considered a sport? Its like a pageant with people on on tons of drugs who could not run across a field without being gassed.

I think bowlers are in better shape. ;D

And pro bowlers make more scratch.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Nick Danger on November 30, 2015, 09:03:58 PM
LOL!

Why would you think it would offend him?

Haha you may be right but if you go through life with that body, you need a thick skin.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: chaos on November 30, 2015, 09:04:52 PM
Haha you may be right but if you go through life with that body, you need a thick skin.
To hold the flab in.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Nick Danger on November 30, 2015, 09:06:20 PM
To hold the flab in.

Yes, thick skin has multiple benefits.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 09:07:09 PM
whats that commercial? I cant see the difference, can you see the difference
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 30, 2015, 09:11:00 PM
Walter
why are you on a bodybuilding site?
you dont lift, you arent an athlete
all you do is make jealous angry rants at people you dislike

oh Walter, what a sad existence you lead

I'll devote tomorrows poverty bag session to you  :-*

Tremendous irony and complete lack of self-awareness in this crybaby post.

You can skip the retard video tomorrow. The "gay man slurping on a penis lisp" you have is really creepy. Any chance you might just hang yourself from the basement rafters?

But hey.....look on the bright side.....You have a Down's Syndrome Private Pyle hairline and 3 whole games of Tier II (allegedly) under your belt!

Astounding accomplishments.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 09:15:20 PM
Tremendous irony and complete lack of self-awareness in this crybaby post.

You can skip the retard video tomorrow. The "gay man slurping on a penis lisp" you have is really creepy. Any chance you might just hang yourself from the basement rafters?

But hey.....look on the bright side.....You have a Down's Syndrome Private Pyle hairline and 3 whole games of Tier II (allegedly) under your belt!

Astounding accomplishments.


angry man who has never seen a weight room in his life makes angry post at popular poster on website
film at 11


does it bother you Walter that people like a complete loser like me? Does it Walter? Are you mad that you have to stay anonymous because you have never touched a weight in your life Walter? Do you dream of benching 300 or squatting 400 but instead are relinquished to the sad skinny fat 40 something you have become? Poor Walter, mad at the world for all his failures :'(
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 30, 2015, 09:18:40 PM
angry man who has never seen a weight room in his life makes angry post at popular poster on website
film at 11


does it bother you Walter that people like a complete loser like me? Does it Walter? Are you mad that you have to stay anonymous because you have never touched a weight in your life Walter? Do you dream of benching 300 or squatting 400 but instead are relinquished to the sad skinny fat 40 something you have become? Poor Walter, mad at the world for all his failures :'(

Lispy, can you mail me one of those "friendship bribery" t-shirts you pay to have made up?
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 09:22:29 PM
Lispy, can you mail me one of those "friendship bribery" t-shirts you pay to have made up?

Walter
your anonymous insults only further show your insecurities and anger
also, Im completely aware I dont have a lisp but good job  trying

if you wanna target something on me,..target my Stage 1 Parkinsons,....or are you gonna tell me I lie about that too?

Walter, You must have been the happiest guy in town when the internet came about. It gave you the ability to say to people what you are too frightened to say in person due to your immense fear of life.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 30, 2015, 09:30:39 PM
Walter
your anonymous insults only further show your insecurities and anger
also, Im completely aware I dont have a lisp but good job  trying

if you wanna target something on me,..target my Stage 1 Parkinsons,....or are you gonna tell me I lie about that too?

Walter, You must have been the happiest guy in town when the internet came about. It gave you the ability to say to people what you are too frightened to say in person due to your immense fear of life.

50 year old loser sitting in his mommy's basement all day preaching about other's "immense fear of life".

Funnier than watching fat people trip and fall.

Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 09:33:11 PM
50 year old loser sitting in his mommy's basement all day preaching about other's "immense fear of life".

Funnier than watching fat people trip and fall.



a. not Moms basement
she lives on the 5th floor of a condo building

b. sigh youre wrong again angry Walter
do you want some help with all this?
also, Im not 50.

oh Walter, you are the biggest failure on here,...its sad to watch. I have fun and all you do is get angry  :'(

quick Walter,...tell me how Im not going to England in March now  :D
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: CalvinH on December 01, 2015, 04:58:35 AM
When I was younger and still played baseball I would drive by the softball fields and laugh at the players trying to hang on to some kind of sports glory.



.....now I'm one of them.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Waller on December 01, 2015, 05:03:27 AM
 :D

Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: falco on December 01, 2015, 06:57:51 AM
Many months ago, when Mayar Mostafazadehasj's was making gimmicks left and right, Walter Softcack was one of them. It was a given fact then, corroborated by numerous users. 
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 01, 2015, 07:05:47 AM
Many months ago, when Mayar Mostafazadehasj's was making gimmicks left and right, Walter Softcack was one of them. It was a given fact then, corroborated by numerous users. 

Shizzo-like sleuthing skills.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: dr.chimps on December 01, 2015, 07:13:07 AM
When I was younger and still played baseball I would drive by the softball fields and laugh at the players trying to hang on to some kind of sports glory.



.....now I'm one of them.

...and I'm in your right field.   



Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 01, 2015, 07:39:55 AM
(http://s2.postimg.org/4h61hgv6h/785f6ghge4.jpg)
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Grape Ape on December 01, 2015, 07:41:47 AM
When I was younger and still played baseball I would drive by the softball fields and laugh at the players trying to hang on to some kind of sports glory.



.....now I'm one of them.

I am not trying to hang on to some kind of sports glory.

I am experiencing sports glory.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 01, 2015, 08:45:46 AM
Flintstones claimed to have a throw better than some pro baseball players and a sprint speed that would have him top 5 in the olympics
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: SquidVicious on December 01, 2015, 08:47:36 AM
The departed Howard once claimed to still be able to run a 4.6 40.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Yamcha on December 01, 2015, 09:00:58 AM
I ran a 4.95 40;  weighing in at a FAT 240 lbs. in highschool.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: dr.chimps on December 01, 2015, 09:26:50 AM
Flintstones claimed to have a throw better than some pro baseball players and a sprint speed that would have him top 5 in the olympics
And 500' homers.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: CalvinH on December 01, 2015, 09:58:34 AM
...and I'm in your right field.   






So I guess I'm moving over to right center....
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: wes on December 01, 2015, 10:18:56 AM
Flintstones claimed to have a throw better than some pro baseball players and a sprint speed that would have him top 5 in the olympics
and WhiteWidow benches 500 pounds!   ;D
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 01, 2015, 10:20:07 AM
I've played club rugby against a number of all blacks.

They made me look like shit.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 01, 2015, 11:46:26 AM
this guy can,...he is an all star stud athlete who tears up the flag football field on weather permitting Sundays  :o :o :o



Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: SquidVicious on December 01, 2015, 12:23:22 PM
I ran a 4.95 40;  weighing in at a FAT 240 lbs. in highschool.
Post the video, stud.
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: Yamcha on December 03, 2015, 05:43:41 AM
Post the video, stud.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/8vVXp6y5RKx32/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Can You Compete With A Pro Athlete?
Post by: d0nny2600 on December 03, 2015, 07:15:10 AM
Flintstones claimed to have a throw better than some pro baseball players and a sprint speed that would have him top 5 in the olympics
He is also suffering from handicappedness