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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Parker on December 10, 2015, 12:39:52 AM
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You must have an affection for spumoni...
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You must have an affection for spumoni...
I now know where it comes from.
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That commercial makes it seem like a spoof, but apparently it's a real product. I hear it advertised on The People's Pharmacy (radio) all the time.
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That commercial makes it seem like a spoof, but apparently it's a real product. I hear it advertised on The People's Pharmacy (radio) all the time.
Sorry but you forgot that back in 2012, I told you guys that I was selling and distributing this product despite all the shit I got from you guys. I knew it was going to be a success one day.
Well, its very difficult starting out because I had no references. Most companies require a miminal stock purchase of inventory. Nowadays, I get emails and letters from companies wanting me to sell their products on our site. All of that however is useless without having any sales or marketing skills. While my websites make decent money, the majority of profit is made through phone orders...just me, my bluetooth headset, and computer notepad.
However, my key to bringing in the cash is to get the unique and unusual products....stuff that people just don't think about. Here's one product that I'll be selling soon, the Squatty Potty. I'll get a few hecklers (thank goodness Keith isn't around anymore) but it has a good profit margin rate and I feel that a lot of people will buy one for their bathrooms
http://www.thesquattypotty.com/
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It's actually based on sound theory. Before the toilet, for thousands of years, the way to take a dump was in a deep squat position.
That said, only a moron would spend money on this product as you can just put your feet up on a shoe box if you want to take a dump that way.
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Sorry but you forgot that back in 2012, I told you guys that I was selling and distributing this product despite all the shit I got from you guys. I knew it was going to be a success one day.
culturs have been squatting to poop for A VERY LONG time. Long before you said anything in 2012. Try again.
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culturs have been squatting to poop for A VERY LONG time. Long before you said anything in 2012. Try again.
I'm referring to the company and the product. I told you guys about the Squatty Potty back in 2012 and I said that people would eventually line up to buy one and I was right.
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It's actually based on sound theory. Before the toilet, for thousands of years, the way to take a dump was in a deep squat position.
That said, only a moron would spend money on this product as you can just put your feet up on a shoe box if you want to take a dump that way.
Let's all do this and report back.
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Anyone considered that just maybe they have inferior sphincter and colon genetics. I never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom. What the hell are they doing in there? Should take no more than 30 seconds followed by a shower.
People who poop and don't use a shower after are gross.
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LOL!
Funny "shit"...
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I'm referring to the company and the product. I told you guys about the Squatty Potty back in 2012 and I said that people would eventually line up to buy one and I was right.
How much did you make from this financial endeavour?
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How much did you make from this financial endeavour?
Not much. I got them wholesale for 30-40 bucks apiece and sold them for 45-60 dollars each and bought in packs of 3 so I could make additional profit from shipping overrides.
I would say less than 1000 bucks
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Not much. I got them wholesale for 30-40 bucks apiece and sold them for 45-60 dollars each and bought in packs of 3 so I could make additional profit from shipping overrides.
I would say less than 1000 bucks
Can't say I haven't "seen" business opportunities before and not jumped in/taken advantage. Frustrating, but for everyone who makes it on something like this 99 people lose their shirt.
If you've ever been to France the toilets at bus stops etc are just holes in the ground to shit in. Not just an Asian thing.
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Anyone considered that just maybe they have inferior sphincter and colon genetics. I never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom. What the hell are they doing in there? Should take no more than 30 seconds followed by a shower.
People who poop and don't use a shower after are gross.
Using babywipes comes close.
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Using babywipes comes close.
Who has the time to shower (or the opportunity) 95% of the time? I shit 3 times a day minimum. Babywipes are great, esp if shit non stop...
Off topic why do men have ass hair? It irks me so much. Looks bad, catches paper... hard to remove.
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Who has the time to shower (or the opportunity) 95% of the time? I shit 3 times a day minimum. Babywipes are great, esp if shit non stop...
Off topic why do men have ass hair? It irks me so much. Looks bad, catches paper... hard to remove.
Inferior digestion genetics.
Once a day or less should be the norm.
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Inferior digestion genetics.
Once a day or less should be the norm.
Frequency: “There is no normal when it comes to frequency of bowel movements, only averages” says Bernard Aserkoff, MD, a doctor in the GI Unit at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. It’s average to go once or twice a day, he says, but many people go more, and some go less -- maybe every other day, and or as infrequently as once or twice a week. As long as you feel comfortable, you don’t need to give your BMs much thought.
Thus, up to twice a day is the average norm.
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Who has the time to shower (or the opportunity) 95% of the time? I shit 3 times a day minimum. Babywipes are great, esp if shit non stop...
Off topic why do men have ass hair? It irks me so much. Looks bad, catches paper... hard to remove.
What if youre at work and poop? ??? ??? You can't shower then.
Baby wipes are good stuff. I always feel much better when I use them.
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What if youre at work and poop? ??? ??? You can't shower then.
Baby wipes are good stuff. I always feel much better when I use them.
I was agreeing with you. I often shit in handicapped toilet in gym as it is only gym people don't see fit to piss all over the seat of. No babywipes though, just prison grade toilet paper.
I swear the best paid job I had had the worst toilets. Possibly as it was in the courts and had a UV light overhead.
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I was agreeing with you. I often shit in handicapped toilet in gym as it is only gym people don't see fit to piss all over the seat of. No babywipes though, just prison grade toilet paper.
I swear the best paid job I had had the worst toilets. Possibly as it was in the courts and had a UV light overhead.
I know you were agreeing with me. I was just giving you an example about how you can't always shower when you poop. :) :)
I may start carry around baby wipes. :D :D
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What if youre at work and poop? ??? ??? You can't shower then.
Baby wipes are good stuff. I always feel much better when I use them.
I don't see how that would happen if your calories are kept about the same year round.
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Anyone considered that just maybe they have inferior sphincter and colon genetics. I never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom. What the hell are they doing in there? Should take no more than 30 seconds followed by a shower.
People who poop and don't use a shower after are gross.
I'd agree with you there but sometimes you just can't (at work for example) . I take a dump 2-3 times a day and at least 2 of them I take a quick shower after. Sometimes I'm at work and I can't do that. I kinda feel grossed out if I don't take a quick shower after taking a $hit.
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I don't see how that would happen if your calories are kept about the same year round.
Pooping at work?
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Pooping at work?
Yes!
How would one ever get in that situation? ???
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Yes!
How would one ever get in that situation? ???
Pooping 1-2x a day is normal. If youre working from 8am to 10pm, its entirely normal to poop during that time frame.
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I took 2 ghost shits in the same day not long ago. Was great, 0 wiping!
But had to take one right before leaving my place last night. I used like 6 baby wipes, made sure I was dried well, then was on my way to plowing something of the likes posted in Mike Cox's thread, lol!
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Pooping 1-2x a day is normal. If youre working from 8am to 10pm, its entirely normal to poop during that time frame.
Why that long? Does not sound like an agreeable slavemaster.
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Why that long? Does not sound like an agreeable slavemaster.
You can't troll me, True Adonis. You have to try harder than that.
Stop diverting the topic. It doesn't matter why someone is working that long. If they are working that long, they are most likely going to poop during that time period. Case closed.
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You can't troll me, True Adonis. You have to try harder than that.
Stop diverting the topic. It doesn't matter why someone is working that long. If they are working that long, they are most likely going to poop during that time period. Case closed.
Not if you poop at 7 am.
Case Re-Opened by me, then closed by me.
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Not if you poop at 7 am.
Case Re-Opened by me, then closed by me.
Case re-opened by me.
People have different pooping schedules. Not everyone goes in the morning.
Case closed by me.
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But, when you do go, is it rainbow colored with sprinkles?
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Pooping 1-2x a day is normal. If youre working from 8am to 10pm, its entirely normal to poop during that time frame.
Why that long? Does not sound like an agreeable slavemaster.
Well, seeing that the labor movement has been hamstrung by the current political power held by the GOP…declining working conditions are the “New Normal” in the United States.
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I start at 6 so always save morning shit for work, would rather spend the extra time in bed
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I start at 6 so always save morning shit for work, would rather spend the extra time in bed
Atta boy, never poop for free!
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Not if you poop at 7 am.
Case Re-Opened by me, then closed by me.
Sounds like you're really having digestive problems, you need more fiber. This will help you have regular bowel movements.