Squatty Potty

[Parker]

 

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You must have an affection for spumoni...

[Parker]

You must have an affection for spumoni...

I now know where it comes from.

[Princess L]

That commercial makes it seem like a spoof, but apparently it's a real product.  I hear it advertised on The People's Pharmacy (radio) all the time.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

That commercial makes it seem like a spoof, but apparently it's a real product.  I hear it advertised on The People's Pharmacy (radio) all the time.

Sorry but you forgot that back in 2012, I told you guys that I was selling and distributing this product despite all the shit I got from you guys.  I knew it was going to be a success one day.

Well, its very difficult starting out because I had no references.  Most companies require a miminal stock purchase of inventory.  Nowadays, I get emails and letters from companies wanting me to sell their products on our site.  All of that however is useless without having any sales or marketing skills.  While my websites make decent money, the majority of profit is made through phone orders...just me, my bluetooth headset, and computer notepad. 

However, my key to bringing in the cash is to get the unique and unusual products....stuff that people just don't think about.  Here's one product that I'll be selling soon, the Squatty Potty.  I'll get a few hecklers (thank goodness Keith isn't around anymore) but it has a good profit margin rate and I feel that a lot of people will buy one for their bathrooms

http://www.thesquattypotty.com/

[Thin Lizzy]

It's actually based on sound theory. Before the toilet, for thousands of years, the way to take a dump was in a deep squat position.

That said, only a moron would spend money on this product as you can just put your feet up on a shoe box if you want to take a dump that way.

[SF1900]

Sorry but you forgot that back in 2012, I told you guys that I was selling and distributing this product despite all the shit I got from you guys.  I knew it was going to be a success one day.

culturs have been squatting to poop for A VERY LONG time. Long before you said anything in 2012. Try again.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

culturs have been squatting to poop for A VERY LONG time. Long before you said anything in 2012. Try again.

I'm referring to the company and the product.  I told you guys about the Squatty Potty back in 2012 and I said that people would eventually line up to buy one and I was right.

[Princess L]

It's actually based on sound theory. Before the toilet, for thousands of years, the way to take a dump was in a deep squat position.

That said, only a moron would spend money on this product as you can just put your feet up on a shoe box if you want to take a dump that way.

Let's all do this and report back.

[The True Adonis]

Anyone considered that just maybe they have inferior sphincter and colon genetics.  I never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom.  What the hell are they doing in there?  Should take no more than 30 seconds followed by a shower.

People who poop and don't use a shower after are gross.

[ritch]

LOL!
Funny "shit"...

[Lustral]

I'm referring to the company and the product.  I told you guys about the Squatty Potty back in 2012 and I said that people would eventually line up to buy one and I was right.

How much did you make from this financial endeavour?

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

How much did you make from this financial endeavour?

Not much.  I got them wholesale for 30-40 bucks apiece and sold them for 45-60 dollars each and bought in packs of 3 so I could make additional profit from shipping overrides.


I would say less than 1000 bucks

[Lustral]

Not much.  I got them wholesale for 30-40 bucks apiece and sold them for 45-60 dollars each and bought in packs of 3 so I could make additional profit from shipping overrides.


I would say less than 1000 bucks

Can't say I haven't "seen" business opportunities before and not jumped in/taken advantage. Frustrating, but for everyone who makes it on something like this 99 people lose their shirt.

If you've ever been to France the toilets at bus stops etc are just holes in the ground to shit in. Not just an Asian thing.

[SF1900]

Anyone considered that just maybe they have inferior sphincter and colon genetics.  I never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom.  What the hell are they doing in there?  Should take no more than 30 seconds followed by a shower.

People who poop and don't use a shower after are gross.

Using babywipes comes close.

[Lustral]

Using babywipes comes close.

Who has the time to shower (or the opportunity) 95% of the time? I shit 3 times a day minimum. Babywipes are great, esp if shit non stop...

Off topic why do men have ass hair? It irks me so much. Looks bad, catches paper... hard to remove.

[The True Adonis]

Who has the time to shower (or the opportunity) 95% of the time? I shit 3 times a day minimum. Babywipes are great, esp if shit non stop...

Off topic why do men have ass hair? It irks me so much. Looks bad, catches paper... hard to remove.

Inferior digestion genetics. 

Once a day or less should be the norm.

[SF1900]

Inferior digestion genetics.  

Once a day or less should be the norm.

Frequency: “There is no normal when it comes to frequency of bowel movements, only averages” says Bernard Aserkoff, MD, a doctor in the GI Unit at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. It’s average to go once or twice a day, he says, but many people go more, and some go less -- maybe every other day, and or as infrequently as once or twice a week. As long as you feel comfortable, you don’t need to give your BMs much thought.

Thus, up to twice a day is the average norm.

[SF1900]

Who has the time to shower (or the opportunity) 95% of the time? I shit 3 times a day minimum. Babywipes are great, esp if shit non stop...

Off topic why do men have ass hair? It irks me so much. Looks bad, catches paper... hard to remove.

What if youre at work and poop?  You can't shower then.

Baby wipes are good stuff. I always feel much better when I use them.

[Lustral]

What if youre at work and poop?  You can't shower then.

Baby wipes are good stuff. I always feel much better when I use them.

I was agreeing with you. I often shit in handicapped toilet in gym as it is only gym people don't see fit to piss all over the seat of. No babywipes though, just prison grade toilet paper.

I swear the best paid job I had had the worst toilets. Possibly as it was in the courts and had a UV light overhead.

[SF1900]

I was agreeing with you. I often shit in handicapped toilet in gym as it is only gym people don't see fit to piss all over the seat of. No babywipes though, just prison grade toilet paper.

I swear the best paid job I had had the worst toilets. Possibly as it was in the courts and had a UV light overhead.

I know you were agreeing with me. I was just giving you an example about how you can't always shower when you poop. 

I may start carry around baby wipes. 

[The True Adonis]

What if youre at work and poop?  You can't shower then.

Baby wipes are good stuff. I always feel much better when I use them.

I don't see how that would happen if your calories are kept about the same year round.

[Kwon_2]

[el numero uno]

Anyone considered that just maybe they have inferior sphincter and colon genetics.  I never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom.  What the hell are they doing in there?  Should take no more than 30 seconds followed by a shower.

People who poop and don't use a shower after are gross.

I'd agree with you there but sometimes you just can't (at work for example) . I take a dump 2-3 times a day and at least 2 of them I take a quick shower after. Sometimes I'm at work and I can't do that. I kinda feel grossed out if I don't take a quick shower after taking a $hit.

[SF1900]

I don't see how that would happen if your calories are kept about the same year round.

Pooping at work?