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Title: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 01:55:07 PM
Cats are truly gay.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Raymondo on December 23, 2015, 01:58:41 PM
Gayer than driving a prius while eating pom poms and listening to boy george.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 02:00:23 PM
They don't give a piss, are more independent than dogs and are able to make impressive jumps. Not sure what's 'gay' about that...
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 02:00:59 PM
My buddy in the States, who is married to a loafer and has two life-sapping kids, just got another cat. When he told me, it was then I fully realized the true gayness of cats.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: SF1900 on December 23, 2015, 02:03:43 PM
love cats and dogs

(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34900000/kitten-kittens-34932031-500-742.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 02:05:05 PM
love cats and dogs

(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34900000/kitten-kittens-34932031-500-742.jpg)

Look at that gay little fucker.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: SF1900 on December 23, 2015, 02:06:03 PM
Look at that gay little fucker.

LMAO!!!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: CalvinH on December 23, 2015, 02:08:45 PM
Look at that gay little fucker.


I was already to get defensive about cats but that's funny as fuck ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 02:12:46 PM
Look at that gay little fucker.

So, the first thing that pops up in your head when you see a kittin, is it's imaginary sexual orientation...

WHAT does this say about YOU?
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: PJim on December 23, 2015, 02:17:08 PM
Are there things?
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 23, 2015, 02:21:16 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TZ0olBfNuJE/TK0lbCtoYeI/AAAAAAAAARQ/w7G6oXjjk5k/s1600/danzig+1.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 23, 2015, 02:23:24 PM
reading Fortress posts I just know one day he will be like this guy when he is old

(http://i.imgur.com/A3foE.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/CaQ5STy.png)

(https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgalleryhip.com%2Fwalt-kowalski-movie-quotes.html&bvm=bv.110151844,d.amc&psig=AFQjCNHojq_Ue7ajZkij3QctltpWHMl9dA&ust=1450995462886176)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: wes on December 23, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
Look at that gay little fucker.
Almost spit out my fucking soda!   ;D
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Grape Ape on December 23, 2015, 02:41:23 PM
Almost spit out my fucking soda!   ;D

Whatchu drinkin soda for?
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Bevo on December 23, 2015, 02:43:41 PM
Cats are useless, what are they good for?
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Skeletor on December 23, 2015, 02:46:42 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=410809.0;attach=453855;image)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: SuperTed on December 23, 2015, 02:50:36 PM
Some cats are cool -

(http://ourplnt.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Hercules-the-liger.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: devilsmile on December 23, 2015, 02:55:44 PM
Cats are useless, what are they good for?

for trolling  ;D

Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 02:57:52 PM
Cats are useless, what are they good for?

They are better company than most humans
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: njflex on December 23, 2015, 03:11:52 PM
They are better company than most humans
x2..have 2 ..had 3 one passed..
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: drkaje on December 23, 2015, 03:18:27 PM
Cats are useless, what are they good for?

They're repulsive.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Lustral on December 23, 2015, 03:21:54 PM
Cats are useless, what are they good for?

Hunting rodents and being the subject of youtube videos.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 03:28:05 PM
x2..have 2 ..had 3 one passed..

Sorry to hear about the loss :-\
I have one and I would def be in tears when he's gone..
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Henda on December 23, 2015, 03:28:33 PM
My mate lives alone with his stinking cats and sends me photos of his fat face cuddling them and it makes me want to punch his glasses into his eyes
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Bevo on December 23, 2015, 03:42:19 PM
They are better company than most humans


That's what dogs are for
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2015, 03:42:53 PM
Some cats are cool -

(http://ourplnt.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Hercules-the-liger.jpg)
Look at that belly on that "big cat". Not a svelte one is it?
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Nether Animal on December 23, 2015, 03:43:21 PM
love cats and dogs

(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34900000/kitten-kittens-34932031-500-742.jpg)

Wider than CHEATH.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 03:43:55 PM

That's what dogs are for

Dogs are great as well
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 04:08:46 PM
So, the first thing that pops up in your head when you see a kittin, is it's imaginary sexual orientation...

WHAT does this say about YOU?

That I'm an alpha pussy-slayer. Get it, Bluto?
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 04:10:41 PM
Friend was waxing Christmas poetic about his cheesedoodle family and their clan's new cat and I felt an urge to stick my head in an oven.

The gayness was almost too much to bear.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 04:12:51 PM
Dogs are great as well

Now dogs, dogs rule.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 04:12:51 PM
That I'm an alpha pussy-slayer. Get it, Bluto?

Rather a keyboard-slayer that doesn't impress..
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Lustral on December 23, 2015, 04:13:42 PM


My parents' cat, Rocky. He is such an aggressive asshole to other cats and just lazy rest of the time. Perfect pet. Kills mice, rats and birds too.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Grape Ape on December 23, 2015, 04:13:46 PM
Friend was waxing Christmas poetic about his cheesedoodle family and their clan's new cat and I felt an urge to stick my head in an oven.

The gayness was almost too much to bear.

Probably texts pictures of his cats to other dudes.  Oh brother  ::)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 04:14:42 PM
Rather a keyboard-slayer that doesn't impress..

How many cats you got, Cool Breeze?
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 04:18:55 PM
How many cats you got, Cool Breeze?

I would suggest that you master yourself the fine are of reading first..
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Bevo on December 23, 2015, 04:20:39 PM
Only cats that were cool were tom, Garfield, and heathcliff
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 04:22:57 PM
I would suggest that you master yourself the fine are of reading first..

Oh, yes, you have one gay-as-fuck cat. Thanks!
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Nirvana on December 23, 2015, 04:40:46 PM
(http://www.geneticfreak.20fr.com/tiger3.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 04:45:52 PM
Oh, yes, you have one gay-as-fuck cat. Thanks!

He's way more manly than you
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on December 23, 2015, 04:52:25 PM
I would suggest those who oppose cats to read up on them. Throughly. They are more badass than you could POSSIBLY imagine. Through and through. The things I have PERSONALLY seen them do is nothing short of impressive.

The day mine passs away ... is the day a large piece of me passes away, too. Am quite serious.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: ritch on December 23, 2015, 04:53:12 PM
My mate lives alone with his stinking cats and sends me photos of his fat face cuddling them and it makes me want to punch his glasses into his eyes

lol!
Love your posts man, make me laugh every time!!!
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Lustral on December 23, 2015, 05:15:32 PM
lol!
Love your posts man, make me laugh every time!!!

Made better by the fact that many are vicious fat slurs and he uses that disgusting avatar.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Rambone on December 23, 2015, 05:21:03 PM
there's nothing gay about coming home to pussy every night
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: drkaje on December 23, 2015, 05:21:37 PM
I would suggest those who oppose cats to read up on them. Throughly. They are more badass than you could POSSIBLY imagine. Through and through. The things I have PERSONALLY seen them do is nothing short of impressive.

The day mine passs away ... is the day a large piece of me passes away, too. Am quite serious.

They carry a ton of shit that can you sick or aggravate allergies.

The dander goes everywhere.

People who grow up in multi-cat households seem to go crazy more often.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: njflex on December 23, 2015, 05:30:09 PM
Sorry to hear about the loss :-\
I have one and I would def be in tears when he's gone..
bella the girl cat was young 11 yrs old  when she died last yr,,we got her together but it was my wifes 1st 'kid'they had a great bond,a shelter rescue she was 'bitchy'typical girl..anyway she got sick bad had tumor in neck and couldn't eat ,i would try anything in the end to get her to eat,food on spoon ,water with a dropper ,it was brutak ending,my wife was out with friends and she knew the cat was going to pass but hoped not that night ,she did in front of me i watched her take last breaths and i never had any real bond with her at all but i cried'no homo' and layed with her ,my one daughter said i didn't think big boys cried daddy..my wife got home and saw her laying there and lost it,,she still cries at times over her.the 2 boys davinci and cannoli are great cats.my cat i had 15 yrs rocky died in front of me and wife 'heart attack' too i was a real mess for a week after that,devestated.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Lustral on December 23, 2015, 05:31:38 PM
They carry a ton of shit that can you sick or aggravate allergies.

The dander goes everywhere.

People who grow up in multi-cat households seem to go crazy more often.

Research to back this up?

Also to differentiate dog and cat hygiene?

Cats are far more hygienic in general, not to mention they do not slobber on you like a dog (I like dogs but think how many more chances they create to spread germs).

Either way, neither makes me sick, neither pisses me off - by default.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: njflex on December 23, 2015, 05:32:04 PM
They carry a ton of shit that can you sick or aggravate allergies.

The dander goes everywhere.

People who grow up in multi-cat households seem to go crazy more often.
true,,there is a study on there urine  that can cause mental illness 'anger'issues.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Lustral on December 23, 2015, 05:36:01 PM
true,,there is a study on there urine  that can cause mental illness 'anger'issues.

This is not the south park "cheesing" episode... have you ever seen how meticulously cats piss/shit away from people and bury it? They also rarely piss as they are desert animals hence require very little water.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 05:38:48 PM
He's way more manly than you

*Typed as his "manly" gay cat licks his hairy ballsack from under the computer desk*
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: njflex on December 23, 2015, 05:39:08 PM
This is not the south park "cheesing" episode... have you ever seen how meticulously cats piss/shit away from people and bury it? They also rarely piss as they are desert animals hence require very little water.
i just heard about this recently.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: drkaje on December 23, 2015, 05:39:35 PM
This is not the south park "cheesing" episode... have you ever seen how meticulously cats piss/shit away from people and bury it? They also rarely piss as they are desert animals hence require very little water.

They track it everywhere and lick themselves clean before kissing people, LOL!
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Lustral on December 23, 2015, 05:49:22 PM
*Typed as his "manly" gay cat licks his hairy ballsack from under the computer desk*

I can derelick my own balls, thank you very much. ;D
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: tommywishbone on December 23, 2015, 06:47:15 PM
My cat.  :)

Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Tapeworm on December 23, 2015, 06:49:27 PM
[Cock comes through wall.]
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Lustral on December 23, 2015, 07:18:30 PM
[Cock comes through wall.]

Tapeworm makes his debut as a director of gay pornography.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Lustral on December 23, 2015, 07:23:01 PM
They track it everywhere and lick themselves clean before kissing people, LOL!

Dogs piss and shit as they walk; cats are like fat girls getting changed - they don't want anyone to see and it is horrible if you catch them. Their shit wreaks (cos no water).

I don't see cats voluntarily kissing people - that is what dogs do. Cats get babied by some people, most have a feral instinct and reject too much human attention. I could post other videos of that cat just biting my hand for no reason but also sleeping, sleeping sleeping.

Also...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/96/d1/fd/96d1fda469d31de79b7936cdf06e01b8.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 23, 2015, 07:30:53 PM
WTF is this thread good for without a cute kitty video

I had a cat like this years ago, real personalities. I like all animals anyways



Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 23, 2015, 09:49:42 PM
Safe to say not many in this thread like pussy.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: dr.chimps on December 23, 2015, 10:02:04 PM
My buddy in the States, who is married to a loafer and has two life-sapping kids, just got another cat. When he told me, it was then I fully realized the true gayness of cats.
Cats, women, and 'buddies.' Good luck with your alone holidays.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: trapz101 on December 23, 2015, 11:15:40 PM
Safe to say not many in this thread like pussy.


goodrum avoids this thread like a plague
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: sync pulse on December 23, 2015, 11:16:10 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjw9ms_feed-the-kitty_tv
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2015, 12:20:06 AM
Cats are only gay if you want them to be. Just two dudes sleeping on one another...

https://catsaresogay.wordpress.com/


(https://catsaresogay.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/nestling.jpg?w=640)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Bevo on December 24, 2015, 12:24:27 AM
bella the girl cat was young 11 yrs old  when she died last yr,,we got her together but it was my wifes 1st 'kid'they had a great bond,a shelter rescue she was 'bitchy'typical girl..anyway she got sick bad had tumor in neck and couldn't eat ,i would try anything in the end to get her to eat,food on spoon ,water with a dropper ,it was brutak ending,my wife was out with friends and she knew the cat was going to pass but hoped not that night ,she did in front of me i watched her take last breaths and i never had any real bond with her at all but i cried'no homo' and layed with her ,my one daughter said i didn't think big boys cried daddy..my wife got home and saw her laying there and lost it,,she still cries at times over her.the 2 boys davinci and cannoli are great cats.my cat i had 15 yrs rocky died in front of me and wife 'heart attack' too i was a real mess for a week after that,devestated.

I've known 6 chicks that have named their cats "Bella" very original
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: sync pulse on December 24, 2015, 12:31:50 AM
Research to back this up?

Also to differentiate dog and cat hygiene?

Cats are far more hygienic in general, not to mention they do not slobber on you like a dog (I like dogs but think how many more chances they create to spread germs).

Either way, neither makes me sick, neither pisses me off - by default.

I have talked to doctors that treat kids with the beginnings of allergies...They literally prescribe, "Get a dog, and a dog that spends time both outside and inside"...

They believe that the small amount of pathogens introduced by having a dog is perfect for acclimating young immune systems to the real world.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Powerlift66 on December 24, 2015, 02:09:38 AM
Cats or any animal, I like... People, now that's a dumb fucking creature...
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Hypo on December 24, 2015, 02:14:42 AM
My cat.  :)



Very nice. Big fan of animals whatever they are. Humans...not so much.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Ropo on December 24, 2015, 03:34:07 AM
Cats are truly gay.

Just look at the opening scene of the Godfather, and think again.. ;D
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Henda on December 24, 2015, 03:34:26 AM
lol!
Love your posts man, make me laugh every time!!!

Thanks mate, same goes for yours, I think if this was real life and not a message board we would get along great and have a good laugh
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Rambone on December 24, 2015, 03:34:37 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HUHnsthGwro/T9EiBud5vbI/AAAAAAAAC24/c2v3Mss_REE/s640/cat-keyboard-cat.gif)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Henda on December 24, 2015, 03:35:13 AM
Made better by the fact that many are vicious fat slurs and he uses that disgusting avatar.

Haha my avatar is beautifull, but maybe it's time for a change
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: dr.chimps on December 24, 2015, 04:48:25 AM
Just look at the opening scene of the Godfather, and think again.. ;D
x1000. Who knows is that is  truthful. Great scene.  :)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: CalvinH on December 24, 2015, 04:58:59 AM
I have two. both are nuts and awesome :)

...my female cats favorite pastime is messing with my girlfriend!
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: njflex on December 24, 2015, 05:13:49 AM
x1000. Who knows is that is  truthful. Great scene.  :)
IMPROVISED by brando..
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: _aj_ on December 24, 2015, 05:47:29 AM
I have a cat. He's the "alpha dog" in a house full of dogs. He runs the whole show. He plays with the dogs LIKE a dog. I saw him once do a "Matrix" run along the side of one of the dogs and then jet into the other room. He's a tough SOB too, I found a pack of razor replacement blades that he chewed up. Think about that for a minute.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: drkaje on December 24, 2015, 06:47:01 AM
Still gay.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: wes on December 24, 2015, 06:51:19 AM
Whatchu drinkin soda for?
I`m a Diet Coke fiend.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Grape Ape on December 24, 2015, 06:58:13 AM
I`m a Diet Coke fiend.

Gross.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: wes on December 24, 2015, 07:01:52 AM
Gross.
I know,but it`s better than booze.


Pussy,weights, and Diet Coke........my only vices!    :D
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 24, 2015, 08:04:19 AM
My cat.  :)



Now that's a gay little fucker if I ever saw one.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: SF1900 on December 24, 2015, 08:41:30 AM
(http://slummysinglemummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/awesomely-cute-kitten-1500.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 24, 2015, 08:47:06 AM
(http://slummysinglemummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/awesomely-cute-kitten-1500.jpg)

Probably dry humping the chicken, the gay fuck.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: SF1900 on December 24, 2015, 08:57:55 AM
Probably dry humping the chicken, the gay fuck.

Kitty looks happy to be near that chicken!  :D :D
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: tommywishbone on December 24, 2015, 09:02:58 AM
Now that's a gay little fucker if I ever saw one.
:D Haha!    Here's the little bastard trying to destroy my Christmas tree.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: Fortress on December 24, 2015, 09:18:22 AM
:D Haha!    Here's the little bastard trying to destroy my Christmas tree.


See, playing with balls. What'd I tell you fellas?
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: tommywishbone on December 24, 2015, 09:22:04 AM
See, playing with balls. What'd I tell you fellas?

 :D I made that one too easy for you.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: SF1900 on December 24, 2015, 09:22:43 AM
See, playing with balls. What'd I tell you fellas?

Maybe its a female cat.  ??? ???
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 24, 2015, 09:46:42 AM
bella the girl cat was young 11 yrs old  when she died last yr,,we got her together but it was my wifes 1st 'kid'they had a great bond,a shelter rescue she was 'bitchy'typical girl..anyway she got sick bad had tumor in neck and couldn't eat ,i would try anything in the end to get her to eat,food on spoon ,water with a dropper ,it was brutak ending,my wife was out with friends and she knew the cat was going to pass but hoped not that night ,she did in front of me i watched her take last breaths and i never had any real bond with her at all but i cried'no homo' and layed with her ,my one daughter said i didn't think big boys cried daddy..my wife got home and saw her laying there and lost it,,she still cries at times over her.the 2 boys davinci and cannoli are great cats.my cat i had 15 yrs rocky died in front of me and wife 'heart attack' too i was a real mess for a week after that,devestated.

Damn, that's a sad story, esp when you see them suffer. Cats are only half domesticated by doing almost whatever they like, but when you come home, they're always there with their unique characters, so they become good friends as well.
They have nice Italian names btw.
Title: Re: Cats Are Gay
Post by: falco on December 24, 2015, 10:50:50 AM
Look at that gay little fucker.

LMAO!