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As we wind down on 2015, the annual Getbig awards is a chance to reflect on another year in the Thunderdome.
Categories are :
Getbigger of the year: Harley Breite
Best overall poster: Onemorerep
Worst poster: Marty Champions
Weirdest poster: Fitness Frenzy
Most delusional: Wiggs
Most positive: Tie between Man of Steel and Tbombz
Most negative: Bass Generator
Best lunch lady look-alike: Tu Holmes :-*
The best liked: NJflex
The most hated: Uncle Junior
Best troll: Che
Worst troll: 240 is back
Biggest sheep in the herd: NelsonMuntz
Rookie of the year: Can't think of a new poster :-X
Attention whore of the year: Avesher
Moderator of the year: Mindspin
Please feel free to come up with new categories as well..........It's a celebration!
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Best Poster (above 6'5" height) : Marty Champions
Best entrepeneur : Melvin "Bitcoin Bedlam" Goodrum
Most ancient Getbigger: Wes
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Best Poster (above 6'5" height) : Marty Champions
Best entrepeneur : Melvin "Bitcoin Bedlam" Goodrum
only poster above 6 ft 5....marty is like the tallest midget in the room...
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FUCK OFF AND DIE AWARD: Shizzo
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FUCK OFF AND DIE AWARD: Shizzo
Most irrelevant longtime poster: El Diablo Blanco
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Best utilization of fun house mirrors: bigmc
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Haha what have I done to earn the prestigious most negative poster award? I've been nowt but nice towards you and others my fat estrogenic alcoholic friend !
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I can think of at least three people here with delusions worse than Wiggs, LOL!
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Haha what have I done to earn the prestigious most negative poster award? I've been nowt but nice towards you and others my fat estrogenic alcoholic friend !
LOL ;D
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least amount of net profit made vince goodrum with - $4.99, would have broke even for first time ever had he not pushed the boat out and treat himself to chicken breast one night instead of eating out the kfc garbage cans as he usually would.
least number of times having sexual intercours shizzo, 0 times
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Most delusional:WhiteWidow and his 500 pound bench and what he sees in his funhouse mirror.
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only poster above 6 ft 5....marty is like the tallest midget in the room...
Thus the added above 6'5" to the cathegory.
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only poster above 6 ft 5....marty is like the tallest midget in the room...
Hulkotron is above that height, as well as above white wizard in paths to the truth
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Most enlightened Getbigger : True Adonis
Blackest Getbigger: Goudy / Deicide
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Most likely to trip and fall mouth first onto a penis: Primemuscle
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Most interesting poster award... SHIZZO!!!!!!!!!!
Oops, my mistake.
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Most likely to sit on a traffic-cone and slide down all the way: Tiberius Bombz
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Most likely to sit on a traffic-cone and slide down all the way: Tiberius Bombz
Jesus has cured him from homosexuality!
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Jesus has cured him from homosexuality!
My bad, i'll retract that one :D
Master of the povertybag: Marty Champion and Josh
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Best looking getbigger 6'4 and above: Irongrip400
Shizz, I have issue with your best/worst troll. Is worst troll one you hate, or just one that's not good at it? If we're going by subtlety, I'd recommend SF1900 for that category.
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Most likely to trip and fall mouth first onto a penis: Primemuscle
Most likely to be the penis waiting for his mouth : Shizzo
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Best looking getbigger 6'4 and above: Irongrip400
Shizz, I have issue with your best/worst troll. Is worst troll one you hate, or just one that's not good at it? If we're going by subtlety, I'd recommend SF1900 for that category.
For me, it's one that I consider not good. People of reasonable intelligence can spot Rob's attempts at trolling political and sports topics from a mile away. He does get Coach to bite quite often though :D
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Female member most likely to stand while taking a piss: Princess L
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I can think of at least three people here with delusions worse than Wiggs, LOL!
And........? That's the point of this thread.
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Female member most likely to stand while taking a piss: Princess L
Male (without a ) member most likely to sit while pissing : shizzo
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Male (without a ) member most likely to sit while pissing : shizzo
Are there things?
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Shizzo voting OMR best poster of the year, in hopes of being able to view the mod forum. :D :D
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Are there things?
Member most likely not to know her thing from his ding-a-ling: Shizzo
addendum - Oldest, most senile, rambling homo to return during the holidays = Howard
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Getbigger with highest divorce-rate: Howie W
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Most interesting poster award... SHIZZO!!!!!!!!!!
Oops, my mistake.
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Member most likely not to her thing from his ding-a-ling: Shizzo
addendum - Oldest, most senile, rambling homo to return during the holidays = Howard
I thought you were leaving getbig for good? ??? ???
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Most likely to murder someone under the premise of the Second Amendment: AJ
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THREAD OF THE YEAR ..GROINK INJURY/WATER WHITE SCAMMING/ARREST ,RUNNERUP...CONTEST THREAD SEV
TIMEX AWARD'TAKES A LICKING KEEPS ON TICKING' SHIZZO
GIMMICK OF PEACE AWARD'JOOOOONNNNN...NO CONTEST
FALL FROM GRACE AWARD...GROINK
POSTER OF THE YEAR THREAD...HARLEY BREITE
NEWER POSTERS WHO CAME ON STRONG ,,LAS VEGAS,NETHER ANIMAL.RITCH,JIZMO'DRUG BOARD'
DELUSIONAL AWARD AKA ARE YOU HIGH OR OUT OF YOUR MIND AWARD...WHITE WIDOW..
COMBACK AWARD WITH SOME NEW MUSCLE...DJACE181LOOKATM E...
MULTIPLE THREAD FIGHTING ALL COMERS AND STILL STANDING...DONNY BOY
PRIME MUSCLE AWARD....GOES TO PRIME MUSCLE
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THREAD OF THE YEAR ..GROINK INJURY/WATER WHITE SCAMMING/ARREST ,RUNNERUP...CONTEST THREAD SEV
TIMEX AWARD'TAKES A LICKING KEEPS ON TICKING' SHIZZO
GIMMICK OF PEACE AWARD'JOOOOONNNNN...NO CONTEST
FALL FROM GRACE AWARD...GROINK
POSTER OF THE YEAR THREAD...HARLEY BREITE
NEWER POSTERS WHO CAME ON STRONG ,,LAS VEGAS,NETHER ANIMAL.RITCH,JIZMO'DRUG BOARD'
DELUSIONAL AWARD AKA ARE YOU HIGH OR OUT OF YOUR MIND AWARD...WHITE WIDOW..
COMBACK AWARD WITH SOME NEW MUSCLE...DJACE181LOOKATM E...
MULTIPLE THREAD FIGHTING ALL COMERS AND STILL STANDING...DONNY BOY
PRIME MUSCLE AWARD....GOES TO PRIME MUSCLE
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I beg to differ on this one, sir.
The Prime Muscle award goes to Wes.
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I beg to differ on this one, sir.
The Prime Muscle award goes to Wes.
LOL YEAH UR RIGHT I WAS GOING TO DO A WES AWARD/VICE VERSA..
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Fixed
Getbigger of the year: Anyone of the Y boarders
Best overall poster: Anyone of the Y Boarders
Worst poster: any non y boarder
Weirdest poster: any non y boarder
Most delusional: shizzo
Most positive: any one of the y boarders
Most negative: shizzo
Best lunch lady look-alike: shizzo :-*
The best liked: any one of the y boarders
The most hated: shizzo
Best troll: anyo one of the y boarders
Worst troll: shizzo
Biggest sheep in the herd: shizzo
Rookie of the year: :-X
Attention whore of the year: shizzo
Moderator of the year: shizzo :-X
Please feel free to come up with new categories as well..........It's a celebration!
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LOL...AT LEAST ITS NOT TOTALLY ONE SIDED :D
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Getbigger with highest divorce-rate: Howie W
Bingo and add another one to the list :'(
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Bingo and add another one to the list :'(
Why did you delete 15 posts before you ran off in October?
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I thought you were leaving getbig for good? ??? ???
I was , but, I ended up divorced again.
I just turned 59 and am fully retired.
The real deal is/was I worked a civil service job ( Naval services GS civilian) for 26 yrs after my time in the USMC.
Then , I worked part time at a community college teaching vo-tech machine work.
No more wife, no more job = nothing left to go for but a comeback on getbig.com
sad but true
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Bingo and add another one to the list :'(
You're kidding me Howie!
Don't tell me you divorced the latest one as well? You looked so good together
2:00 He's a pretty good guy
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LOL...AT LEAST ITS NOT TOTALLY ONE SIDED :D
all the best long term posters are on the y
its just how it is ;D
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biggest shift from good to bad poster when drunk: Shizzo
you guess what state is what! ;D
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Shizzo voting OMR best poster of the year, in hopes of being able to view the mod forum. :D :D
This
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The stinkiest fart in the shower this year: MOS
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I was , but, I ended up divorced again.
I just turned 59 and am fully retired.
The real deal is/was I worked a civil service job ( Naval services GS civilian) for 26 yrs after my time in the USMC.
Then , I worked part time at a community college teaching vo-tech machine work.
No more wife, no more job = nothing left to go for but a comeback on getbig.com
sad but true
You mean, you and her divorced?
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You're kidding me Howie!
Don't tell me you divorced the latest one as well? You looked so good together
2:00 He's a pretty good guy
Yup, she came to her senses and we recently split on good terms. :-\
I just moved to Colorado , it's peaceful here and retirement is ok.
Maybe, just maybe ,I'll start training hard and dieting to eventually go for an over 60 contest? Maybe not?
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Yup, she came to her senses and we recently split on good terms. :-\
I just moved to Colorado , it's peaceful here and retirement is ok.
Maybe, just maybe ,I'll start training hard and dieting to eventually go for an over 60 contest? Maybe not?
After 3 divorces, you have to ask yourself, "What are YOU doing wrong?" All 3 women can't be wrong. ??? ???
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THE ELIZABETH TAYLOR DIVORCE AWARD GOES TO ....HOWIE ...TOO BAD HOWIE SHE DIED YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HER 9TH HUSBAND..
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After 3 divorces, you have to ask yourself, "What are YOU doing wrong?" All 3 women can't be wrong. ??? ???
maybe Howard just wants to chill out, be a bachelor and type out a shit load of Getbig posts. Is something wrong with that? :D
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THE ELIZABETH TAYLOR DIVORCE AWARD GOES TO ....HOWIE ...TOO BAD HOWIE SHE DIED YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HER 9TH HUSBAND..
Maybe Howard should start looking for a husband. :-\
;D
Sorry about the split Howard....sucks. :'(
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Yup, she came to her senses and we recently split on good terms. :-\
I just moved to Colorado , it's peaceful here and retirement is ok.
Maybe, just maybe ,I'll start training hard and dieting to eventually go for an over 60 contest? Maybe not?
Wtf dude :(
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THE ELIZABETH TAYLOR DIVORCE AWARD GOES TO ....HOWIE ...TOO BAD HOWIE SHE DIED YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HER 9TH HUSBAND..
from MD so I am calling bullshit here
For a variety of reasons, this will be a very low key Christmas and New Years for me and my wife.
I'm pumped to hit the gym 2x a day and eat plenty of quality BB friendly food.
On Christmas day, I plan to be pumping at my 24/7 access Anytime Fitness.
I'm off now for some chest work and cardio.
To battle...
LOL, I swear to GOD I actually told my wife ; " Should have had Bob Chick MC'ing this pageant."
Steve Harvey is a funny guy but he sucked as the Miss Universe host.
Unreal just how much we have in common.
My wife and I will take her 86 yr old dad for a meal Christmas day at a cool 24/7 traditional diner.
He's in asst. living and a bit out of it now, which makes him unfiltered and funny.
Like YOU, I'll avoid any big holiday parties and simply watch sports!
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Most positive: Tie between Man of Steel and Tbombz
I see what you did there...
"1"
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Sorry for ya Howie...
Hope you get a better year in 2016
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from MD so I am calling bullshit here
Good find..Howie??
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PRIME MUSCLE AWARD....GOES TO PRIME MUSCLE
wut
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No "Best racist" award?!
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Good find..Howie??
yep
I am on there and just remember him posting the other day there and all was peachy so I think he is trolling us
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Most positive: Tie between Man of Steel and Tbombz
I see what you did there...
"1"
I'm usually pretty quick on these things, but I missed this until you made me think about it.
Highly inappropriate Shizz.....creative verbage yes.......but highly inappropriate.
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I'm usually pretty quick on these things, but I missed this until you made me think about it.
Highly inappropriate Shizz.....creative verbage yes.......but highly inappropriate.
well, Shizzo is the type of person who finds it amusing to joke about people having HIV / AIDS. Not to forget: faking his own death.
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I'm usually pretty quick on these things, but I missed this until you made me think about it.
Highly inappropriate Shizz.....creative verbage yes.......but highly inappropriate.
That crosses a line?
Really?
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yep
I am on there and just remember him posting the other day there and all was peachy so I think he is trolling us
Nice way to make a return. ::) Before he left he was talking about how amazing his life/wife was and his new house etc.
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That crosses a line?
Really?
sometimes I forget where I am
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After 3 divorces, you have to ask yourself, "What are YOU doing wrong?" All 3 women can't be wrong. ??? ???
Or better yet, maybe marriage isn't for me ???. WTF Howie.
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sometimes I forget where I am
All love, MOS, but that's nothing compared to what's tolerated here. You can't have ethnic, racial, gay, or violence/intimidation of women tolerated, and then magically say the line is at someone's test results. It's more hypocrisy than even this place can stand.
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That crosses a line?
Really?
Joking about Tbombz is offlimits here.
We don't do that on Getbig.
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If I was Howie and had a good pension I would just forget about marrying these old crones and move to Germany and legally fuck nubile, young, blonde big-titted women in the brothels.
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Joking about Tbombz is offlimits here.
We don't do that on Getbig.
Have Ron put it in the rules, then.
He doesn't deserve more respect than anyone else gets here.
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Have Ron put it in the rules, then.
He doesn't deserve more respect than anyone else gets here.
I believe Kwon is being sarcastic. :) :)
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I believe Kwon is being sarcastic. :) :)
Kwondu may remember the old days when Tbombz was with the Nigerian chick.
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Fagbombz aids was self inflicted, fuck him no sympathy for the cu nt
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Kwondu may remember the old days when Tbombz was with the Nigerian chick.
He married her (if its the same girl).
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Thread starter of the year : Army of One
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He married her (if its the same girl).
I hope she didn't catch anything from him.
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I hope she didn't catch anything from him.
Pah! Everyone knows girls can't catch.
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Fagbombz aids was self inflicted, fuck him no sympathy for the cu nt
to be fair to tbombz, we don't know how he got the aids. Could have been from a needle with drugs. He was a meth addict after all. The possibility also exists that he was taking mens' loads in a sex sling in a dirty motel room.
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We have a 400 page thread on Pellius' lust for pre-pubescent girls and the fat, pasty, alcoholic leaves it off his list.
Shizzo = The American version of bigmc.
Shitbag.
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Jesus removed a demon from a man, shoved it into a pig and then drowned it. I'm pretty sure he could take the AIDS from a Nigerians fanny if Tbombz asked nicely enough.
I think The Bible suggested we use common sense and not do stupid shit like jump off cliffs to prove God's power to save us.
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I think The Bible suggested we use common sense and not do stupid shit like jump off cliffs to prove God's power to save us.
the bible is a rule book devised by men
to oppress other men
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Nice way to make a return. ::) Before he left he was talking about how amazing his life/wife was and his new house etc.
yeah and he conveniently went offline as soon as I posted that
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to be fair to tbombz, we don't know how he got the aids. Could have been from a needle with drugs. He was a meth addict after all. The possibility also exists that he was taking mens' loads in a sex sling in a dirty motel room.
Both ways you mentioned are self inflicted
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yeah and he conveniently went offline as soon as I posted that
Yes....that's the kind of lame troll shit (and fart jokes) that Howard finds funny.
About two shades of retard below the posters that add "of peace" to every post and think it's funny.
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the bible is a rule book devised by men
to oppress other men
the bible was invented by man.
there is nothing more dangerous than religion.
the majority of crimes have been committed in the name of God.
when a person says "God is good" I ask them "which God do you mean".
there is no more dishonest person than a religious zealot.
jesus christ is a myth created by bronze age goatherders.
i'll take science over the sheepherder myth book any day.
religious bibliotards are the reason this country is in the crapper.
you can keep your jesus, I'll stick to my degrees.
ever debate an adult christian? it's like arguing with a mentally disabled child.
christian, muslim, hindu, mormon.....all the same, all whackjobs.
I'd rather go to hell, that's where all the cool people are.
jesus never existed.
only the weak and dumb rely on faith.
:D
I bet I could write these kinds of religious cliches all day long.
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After 3 divorces, you have to ask yourself, "What are YOU doing wrong?" All 3 women can't be wrong. ??? ???
I did and fully realize and accept that I am the problem when it comes to marriage.
The reality is, I'm a meathead ,getbigger with too many goofy, dysfunctional habbits.
I'm chilling out for awhile here in rural Colorado and will see where life leads in a few months.
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man of steel melting down
about irrefutable religious facts in this thread
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man of steel melting down
about irrefutable religious facts in this thread
exactly....like a nuclear reactor core!! I'm sooooooo angry right now. ;D
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the bible is a rule book devised by men
to oppress other men
Real or not is irrelevant. The problem is us, not books.
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exactly....like a nuclear reactor core!! I'm sooooooo angry right now. ;D
Are your ears red, fists clenched and nipples hard?
*grabs lotion and tissue anticipating a positive response*
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yep
I am on there and just remember him posting the other day there and all was peachy so I think he is trolling us
I wasn't prepared to spill my guts until after I made this move to Colorado.
So, I went along and posted some normal crap and then took a break from MD.
Believe it or not I was ashamed (for awhile) that another marriage bit the dust.
Now, the dust has cleared and I feel ok.
The gym is a few miles from my current rental place. I may buy a place nearby this summer?
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the bible was invented by man.
there is nothing more dangerous than religion.
the majority of crimes have been committed in the name of God.
when a person says "God is good" I ask them "which God do you mean".
there is no more dishonest person than a religious zealot.
jesus christ is a myth created by bronze age goatherders.
i'll take science over the sheepherder myth book any day.
religious bibliotards are the reason this country is in the crapper.
you can keep your jesus, I'll stick to my degrees.
ever debate an adult christian? it's like arguing with a mentally disabled child.
christian, muslim, hindu, mormon.....all the same, all whackjobs.
I'd rather go to hell, that's where all the cool people are.
jesus never existed.
only the weak and dumb rely on faith.
:D
I bet I could write these kinds of religious cliches all day long.
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I wasn't prepared to spill my guts until after I made this move to Colorado.
So, I went along and posted some normal crap and then took a break from MD.
Believe it or not I was ashamed (for awhile) that another marriage bit the dust.
Now, the dust has cleared and I feel ok.
The gym is a few miles from my current rental place. I may buy a place nearby this summer?
I assume she left you or did you leave her?
When did you feel that the relationship was beyond repair?
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Deceased: Hurricane Beef.
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I wasn't prepared to spill my guts until after I made this move to Colorado.
So, I went along and posted some normal crap and then took a break from MD.
Believe it or not I was ashamed (for awhile) that another marriage bit the dust.
Now, the dust has cleared and I feel ok.
The gym is a few miles from my current rental place. I may buy a place nearby this summer?
Jesus man.........I honestly thought that people were joking this time :-\
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Thanks for the shoutout njflex. I wasn't expecting to get mentioned; nice surprise there! 8)
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Real or not is irrelevant. The problem is us, not books.
I can't remember, which side of the gun argument do you fall on?
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the bible was invented by man.
there is nothing more dangerous than religion.
the majority of crimes have been committed in the name of God.
when a person says "God is good" I ask them "which God do you mean".
there is no more dishonest person than a religious zealot.
jesus christ is a myth created by bronze age goatherders.
i'll take science over the sheepherder myth book any day.
religious bibliotards are the reason this country is in the crapper.
you can keep your jesus, I'll stick to my degrees.
ever debate an adult christian? it's like arguing with a mentally disabled child.
christian, muslim, hindu, mormon.....all the same, all whackjobs.
I'd rather go to hell, that's where all the cool people are.
jesus never existed.
only the weak and dumb rely on faith.
Look who's coming around!
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Deseased: Hurricane Beef.
Lol
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I assume she left you or did you leave her?
When did you feel that the relationship was beyond repair?
She ended up being the one to move out, so she left me.
The big home is up for sale and we will split that one it sells.
Life goes on brother :-\
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Jesus man.........I honestly thought that people were joking this time :-\
Nope, I'm alone now , except for my dog and a few elk that roam nearby LOL.
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Nope, I'm alone now , except for my dog and a few elk that roam nearby LOL.
Next time you meet a chick you like, maybe you should I dunno...not marry her?
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Nope, I'm alone now , except for my dog and a few elk that roam nearby LOL.
Wish you the best in the new year. You can also be together with someone without marrying them.
Marriage isn't an institution that helps keeps couples together these days. It's worth has diminished greatly.
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I bet you could counter them with the same kind of religious clichés all day long too. Speaking of which, why DID Jesus kill an innocent herd of pigs in a particularly violent manner? Was he drunk on wine and partial to a bit of animal cruelty? or is the story just some sort of vague allegory?
Could Jesus have been the off-spring of ET's ? The answer is YES!
Hope this helps... :D
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I bet you could counter them with the same kind of religious clichés all day long too. Speaking of which, why DID Jesus kill an innocent herd of pigs in a particularly violent manner? Was he drunk on wine and partial to a bit of animal cruelty? or is the story just some sort of vague allegory?
Wouldn't the pigs already be unclean?
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Wish you the best in the new year. You can also be together with someone without marrying them.
Marriage isn't an institution that helps keeps couples together these days. It's worth has diminished greatly.
Preaching to the choir brother ! ;D
I have to admit, a few female elk have some cute lookin' fury bums.
Just sayin' ;)
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Preaching to the choir brother ! ;D
I have to admit, a few female elk have some cute lookin' fury bums.
Just sayin' ;)
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I bet you could counter them with the same kind of religious clichés all day long too. Speaking of which, why DID Jesus kill an innocent herd of pigs in a particularly violent manner? Was he drunk on wine and partial to a bit of animal cruelty? or is the story just some sort of vague allegory?
Some cliches saying by the religious here:
God is love
My only wish is to teach others Christ
God cant be tested in a lab
There is evil in the world because man has free will
I've already answered that, and won't answer it again
God is infinite, he does not need a cause
The bible is metaphorical
No, you don't understand the bible. Its not meant to be taken literally, except this part
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@ Howard,
One of my friends is on his 5th divorce, LOL!
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man of steel melting down
about irrefutable religious facts in this thread
Yes, he often melts down when it comes to religion, although he pretends like he is keeping his cool. ::) ::)
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Mods please close this thread and let it be restarted by a worthwhile member.
No shizzo thread should reach page 2.
Fuck off, shitzo.
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;D I love the "god is infinite and transcends the universe" one the best. That, and " I actually feel sorry for them, they just have a childlike grasp of theology".
Yup. Its an easy way to get out of the debate. If God does not need a cause and just "is" then there is nowhere to go. The conversation just comes to an end. Again, its a good ploy to ever having to really prove anything. You just say, "God is infinite," then cross your arms. Its like throwing a temper tantrum.
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PIP AWARD,,GROINK,SEV,JOON'BUT NOT HIS GIMMICKS,NAVY MIKE,ICELORD,WHITE WIDOW..
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Yup. Its an easy way to get out of the debate. If God does not need a cause and just "is" then there is nowhere to go. The conversation just comes to an end. Again, its a good ploy to ever having to really prove anything. You just say, "God is infinite," then cross your arms. Its like throwing a temper tantrum.
The Lord works in mysterious ways. It's beyond human intelligence. But.......here's this list of rules of what he wants us to do. Except its meant not to be taken literally.
Something so stupid and contradictory could only have been written by humans.
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In what way are they unclean in comparison to other animals? why would god create an animal that is unclean? and why would he grant pigs the cognitive abilities to feel pain and fear and then go on to besmirch their reputation in the animal kingdom, knowing full well that psychopaths like jesus might enjoy drowning them? Please elucidate
My honest guess?
Very few things will make you sick faster than spoiled pork. There's probably prohibitions against anything that couldn't be salted (at the time) or stored longer than a few days. It could have also been a parable about rejecting the Devil's influence, explaining that even unclean animals have would rather die than be possessed by demons
As far as casting demons out into pigs, drowning, walking on water, etc... I generally believe some stories to be more parables to show the power of faith than strict historical accounts.
I generally agree with Benjamin Franklin's assessment on religion being necessary for people. That being said; I've little tolerance for hypocrites and am always amazed at how little insight people have over selectively practicing their religion or using faith as a sword to harm others.
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Deceased: Hurricane Beef.
I actually think this might be true. He or his gimmick (can't think of the name) haven't posted on here or called me in the middle of the night. PIP
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She ended up being the one to move out, so she left me.
The big home is up for sale and we will split that one it sells.
Life goes on brother :-\
You can post the nude pics of her now.
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You can post the nude pics of her now.
Let's not.
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Mods please close this thread and let it be restarted by a worthwhile member.
No shizzo thread should reach page 2.
Fuck off, shitzo.
Rookie of the Year: AlphaGyno
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I was the 2014 rookie of the year.
I got no plastic trophy.
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Let's not.
We can photoshop her face out of the pics and vids.
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I was the 2014 rookie of the year.
I got no plastic trophy.
One hit wonder.
Do we even have candidates for a 2015 rookie of the year?
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One hit wonder.
Do we even have candidates for a 2015 rookie of the year?
Harley is most improved
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One hit wonder.
Do we even have candidates for a 2015 rookie of the year?
Me.
You shitbag.
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One hit wonder.
Do we even have candidates for a 2015 rookie of the year?
Your sobriety was a one hit wonder you beluga whale shaped virgin.
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Your sobriety was a one hit wonder you beluga whale shaped virgin.
Fucker looks like an albino manatee with a goatee.
White trash shitbag
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Hahahaha
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Hahahaha
Admit it....you like the cut of my jib!
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She ended up being the one to move out, so she left me.
The big home is up for sale and we will split that one it sells.
Life goes on brother :-\
die she take the dog as well?
I hope you feel better soon. :)
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Best lunch lady look-alike: Tu Holmes :-*
Not sure what this means, nor do I get the kiss.
But, eh... whatever.
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die she take the dog as well?
I hope you feel better soon. :)
The least the fat, unfunny fuck could do is post her new Match.Com dating profile.
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Hahahaha
Seriously though, no one likes you. You're not in on the joke. You can laugh and post some cutesy meme in response but the truth is we all don't respect you and you are the red-haired step child of Getbig. I am saying this to help you. Log off and stop being the adult version of the kid that stood three yards away from the cool kid gang and tried to listen in on what they were talking about and laugh in the right places. It's over. It didn't work out. Goodbye.
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Seriously though, no one likes you. You're not in on the joke. You can laugh and post some cutesy meme in response but the truth is we all don't respect you and you are the red-haired step child of Getbig. I am saying this to help you. Log off and stop being the adult version of the kid that stood three yards away from the cool kid gang and tried to listen in on what they were talking about and laugh in the right places. It's over. It didn't work out. Goodbye.
Fuck off with your 404 shitty posts and your whiny, stupid requests.
You're barking up the wrong tree gimmick. And it's really not hard to deduce which loser you are behind the account.
Dicklicker...
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Seriously though, no one likes you. You're not in on the joke. You can laugh and post some cutesy meme in response but the truth is we all don't respect you and you are the red-haired step child of Getbig. I am saying this to help you. Log off and stop being the adult version of the kid that stood three yards away from the cool kid gang and tried to listen in on what they were talking about and laugh in the right places. It's over. It didn't work out. Goodbye.
Getbig is all that Shizzo has to live for. So he prefers to be mocked and ridiculed here than to have no social interaction with people at all.
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Seriously though, no one likes you. You're not in on the joke. You can laugh and post some cutesy meme in response but the truth is we all don't respect you and you are the red-haired step child of Getbig. I am saying this to help you. Log off and stop being the adult version of the kid that stood three yards away from the cool kid gang and tried to listen in on what they were talking about and laugh in the right places. It's over. It didn't work out. Goodbye.
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Fuck off with your 404 shitty posts and your whiny, stupid requests.
You're barking up the wrong tree gimmick. And it's really not hard to deduce which loser you are behind the account.
Dicklicker...
That's very un-Dude of you. Who am I then?
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Getbig is all that Shizzo has to live for. So he prefers to be mocked and ridiculed here than to have no social interaction with people at all.
No, I have fun here. You are a self-admitted creep and stalker.
Not to mention a follower.
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Getbig is all that Shizzo has to live for. So he prefers to be mocked and ridiculed here than to have no social interaction with people at all.
It's sad. He just won't accept help.
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One hit wonder.
Do we even have candidates for a 2015 rookie of the year?
youre fucking worthless
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Disability scammer of the year - Navy Mike
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Your sobriety was a one hit wonder you beluga whale shaped virgin.
The festive atmosphere of Cinco De Mayo caused Shiz to revive his drunken ways.
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youre fucking worthless
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3019573/indiana-jones-face-melt-o.gif)
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After 3 divorces, you have to ask yourself, "What are YOU doing wrong?" All 3 women can't be wrong. ??? ???
I know exactly what Howard is doing wrong. He keeps getting married. That's the #1 cause of divorce.
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You mean, you and her divorced?
(http://i65.tinypic.com/jjoidh.png)
yes. Beth left and kicked the dog on her way out.
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yes. Beth left and kicked the dog on her way out.
I think we should all be happy she made it out in time to enjoy many years yet to live.
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Your shunning of me for 'rookie of the year' hasn't gone unnoticed, shizzo.
You win it by default.b :D
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