I bet you could counter them with the same kind of religious clichés all day long too. Speaking of which, why DID Jesus kill an innocent herd of pigs in a particularly violent manner? Was he drunk on wine and partial to a bit of animal cruelty? or is the story just some sort of vague allegory?
Some cliches saying by the religious here:
God is love
My only wish is to teach others Christ
God cant be tested in a lab
There is evil in the world because man has free will
I've already answered that, and won't answer it again
God is infinite, he does not need a cause
The bible is metaphorical
No, you don't understand the bible. Its not meant to be taken literally, except this part