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My former co worker would take at least 2 shits a day in our work bathroom. He even made some story up about having to stop to take a shit at a "massage" parlor (i think he was lying and got a handjob). But ive never been one to be able to just take a dump in a public bathroom. Only time i did was at a hotel and those places are pretty clean and i used the handicapped stall for more room. But my shit schedule is so regular that im glad i never have to dump in public (i go in the morning after my 1st meal, on my lunch break at 1:30pm..I go home for lunch and after work around 5:30pm) but there have been times ive held dropping a duce until i made it home
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You eat a lot, to be shitting three times a day, don't you?
I had to take a shit in one very dirty public restroom on the highway. It was fukkin awful, I mean - the situation. We've been driving with a small bus from a concert, my friends and some other ppl we took to spend less on the gas. I ate a protein bar (I think it was responsible for what followed) before the end of a concert. As soon as we left the town and hit the highway I started to feel unwell, like shit started boiling inside, asked my friend to stop when there's a gas station, guess what - there wasn't any and navigation showed it will be after about seven miles, SEVEN fukkin miles and I was almost shitting my pants already. Idk how I managed to keep it till we got to that gas station, but I could barely walk when I got out of the bus and rushed to the restroom. It was awful, dirty and smelly place that only someone in my situation could go inside, I think they coul've used that place for a gas chamber. Needless to say I almost destroyed that toilet, like a flamethrower, just shit instead of flames, it was a liberation.
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Shitting in a public restroom is def an "ultima ratio" measure.
At work is not a problem anymore, a I got used to that bathroom like to my own.
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Shitting in a public restroom is def an "ultima ratio" measure.
At work is not a problem anymore, a I got used to that bathroom like to my own - gloryhole and all...
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This is to be avoided at all costs. I don't shit in public toilets unless it's a fucking emergency. The filth. That single ply, cheap ass toilet paper. Good lord.
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You eat a lot, to be shitting three times a day, don't you?
I had to take a shit in one very dirty public restroom on the highway. It was fukkin awful, I mean - the situation. We've been driving with a small bus from a concert, my friends and some other ppl we took to spend less on the gas. I ate a protein bar (I think it was responsible for what followed) before the end of a concert. As soon as we left the town and hit the highway I started to feel unwell, like shit started boiling inside, asked my friend to stop when there's a gas station, guess what - there wasn't any and navigation showed it will be after about seven miles, SEVEN fukkin miles and I was almost shitting my pants already. Idk how I managed to keep it till we got to that gas station, but I could barely walk when I got out of the bus and rushed to the restroom. It was awful, dirty and smelly place that only someone in my situation could go inside, I think they coul've used that place for a gas chamber. Needless to say I almost destroyed that toilet, like a flamethrower, just shit instead of flames, it was a liberation.
I just assumed most people shit at least 3 times a day.
I was in Vegas back in 2005 and must have done 2 ounces of blow and was up for like 3 days (did a line off my ex's ass then procedded to eat her ass...but i will save that story for another time) and needless to say, didnt eat hardly anything. So once my coke haze left i had THREE Cinnabons at the Vegas Airport BEFORE flying 4 hours back to Cleveland! OMFG...about halfway through i got really bad bubble guts and must have clenched my ass harder than someone about to get raped. I seriously thought how bad it would be to just shit myself. As soon as we landed i RAN off the place and down the concourse to find the nearest shitter. Lucky for my i used to work for Continental and was familiar with the Cleveland Airport and which bathrooms were the cleanest
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i remember going into one gas station bathroom that was beyond disgusting,,, there was a rat in the toilet so i grabbed the roll of toilet paper and relieved myself in the nearby woods..he was a cute little fella though. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I just assumed most people shit at least 3 times a day.
I was in Vegas back in 2005 and must have done 2 ounces of blow and was up for like 3 days (did a line off my ex's ass then procedded to eat her ass...but i will save that story for another time) and needless to say, didnt eat hardly anything. So once my coke haze left i had THREE Cinnabons at the Vegas Airport BEFORE flying 4 hours back to Cleveland! OMFG...about halfway through i got really bad bubble guts and must have clenched my ass harder than someone about to get raped. I seriously thought how bad it would be to just shit myself. As soon as we landed i RAN off the place and down the concourse to find the nearest shitter. Lucky for my i used to work for Continental and was familiar with the Cleveland Airport and which bathrooms were the cleanest
"Everyone is different, but the research agrees we should all poop every day. The range of healthy is typically 1-3 times a day, and it can vary day-to-day. Poop is waste and you need to get rid of it every day to make sure that you're properly removing toxins. Some people even have bowel movements every time they eat."
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I just assumed most people shit at least 3 times a day.
I was in Vegas back in 2005 and must have done 2 ounces of blow and was up for like 3 days (did a line off my ex's ass then procedded to eat her ass...but i will save that story for another time) and needless to say, didnt eat hardly anything. So once my coke haze left i had THREE Cinnabons at the Vegas Airport BEFORE flying 4 hours back to Cleveland! OMFG...about halfway through i got really bad bubble guts and must have clenched my ass harder than someone about to get raped. I seriously thought how bad it would be to just shit myself. As soon as we landed i RAN off the place and down the concourse to find the nearest shitter. Lucky for my i used to work for Continental and was familiar with the Cleveland Airport and which bathrooms were the cleanest
Nothing like a feeling you're about to shit yourself in public while being an adult.
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on the subject of toilets one guy i knew got out of the military services with this cute little trick... he was supposed to clean the toilets because a captain was coming in for an inspection. guy instead cleaned one toilet extra good. then he smeared the seat with peanut butter. when the captain came in guy was licking the peanut butter off the seat.... yadda yadda yada guy was sent home the next day........ i shit you not...
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the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and bathroom stalls. ::) ::) ::) ::) to paraphrase simon and garfunkel
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Follow these instructions for normal public use (work, restaurant) and you'll be OK.
1. Take toilet paper and do a wipe around the seat. This will eliminate any pubes and yuck that are on the seat. Be sure to check that space in the front between the seat too. Don't want your dick to brush up against a stuck pube when you sit down.
2. Flush that piece
3. Rewipe to get any water that got on seat with the flush.
4. Throw that piece in bowl, but DO NOT FLUSH - that piece will minimize/eliminate the splash factor when your poop hits the water.
5. Build the nest - a strip of TP down each side, one across the back to anchor.
6. You may be tempted to sit, but don't - put TP on the FLOOR in front of the bowl. When you look down, you'll know why, there will be pubes and piss that you don't want to drop your pants down on. There are always insecure assholes who piss in the bowl and not the urinal. These are the same people who wear underwear into the showers at gyms.
Also, I don't get who these people are who shed pubes so bad when they drop their pants the floor looks like the one surrounding a barber's chair. But I am largely suspicious they are foreign.
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But I am largely suspicious they are foreign.
:D
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if all else fails ::) ::) ::) ::)
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i normally put toilet paper over the seat so my Lilly white ass sits on the paper.. you know it makes sense. To think Men used to tell their wifes they caught sexual diseases from a public Toilet seat... :D
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Follow these instructions for normal public use (work, restaurant) and you'll be OK.
1. Take toilet paper and do a wipe around the seat. This will eliminate any pubes and yuck that are on the seat. Be sure to check that space in the front between the seat too. Don't want your dick to brush up against a stuck pube when you sit down.
2. Flush that piece
3. Rewipe to get any water that got on seat with the flush.
4. Throw that piece in bowl, but DO NOT FLUSH - that piece will minimize/eliminate the splash factor when your poop hits the water.
5. Build the nest - a strip of TP down each side, one across the back to anchor.
6. You may be tempted to sit, but don't - put TP on the FLOOR in front of the bowl. When you look down, you'll know why, there will be pubes and piss that you don't want to drop your pants down on. There are always insecure assholes who piss in the bowl and not the urinal. These are the same people who wear underwear into the showers at gyms.
Also, I don't get who these people are who shed pubes so bad when they drop their pants the floor looks like the one surrounding a barber's chair. But I am largely suspicious they are foreign.
Awesome advice! LOL
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Never!
Bah!
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Music Festival toilets.... *shudder*
"Some girl tried to puke in a public toilet during a big festival, she fell in.."
http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/57077 (http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/57077)
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U guys are just a bunch of whiny ass pussies. As if u were going to die shitting in a public restroom ::)
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I will hold it as long as I can. If I'm on the road I find a nice hotel as they usually clean the stalls a lot. I hate having to take a piss and having to listen to some fat fuck ripping it in a toilet stall. Just disgusting.
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Remember travelling back to the UK on a Ferry from Hamburg.. got a Blow job from a Girl and we were in the womens toilet.. was funny getting a suck and hearing a woman next to us peeing and farting :-X
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Remember travelling back to the UK on a Ferry from Hamburg.. got a Blow job from a Girl and we were in the womens toilet.. was funny getting a suck and hearing a woman next to us peeing and farting :-X
Haha, did that turn you on more?
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Haha, did that turn you on more?
not really but i got some funny looks when i came out the womens toilet ;D must have thought i was a pervert.
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I use the disabled at work. I use some toilet tissue with some of that foamy soap that comes out the dispenser and clean the seat with some warm water. Flush that stuff then build a pile to reduce splash. As a previous poster said, you've got to be weary of getting your trousers on the floor.
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Music Festival toilets.... *shudder*
"Some girl tried to puke in a public toilet during a big festival, she fell in.."
http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/57077 (http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/57077)
(http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/sites/default/files/styles/fail/public/fail/aEwGY2o_460s.jpg?itok=sGxNbIdw)
That is so disgusting.
I wonder how she got home. If she came with me in my car, I'd tell her she's "shit outta luck" to come back with me, lol...
IF... I gotta shit in a public toilet I don't even sit on the seat, oh hell no... I will prepare a bunch of papers to wipe my ass in advance, squat down and EXPLODE!
When in a squated down position after dumping that crap out, you doN't wanna be twisting to get toilet paper.
I'm also lucky my body is trained to shit at given times when I'm always at home.
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"Everyone is different, but the research agrees we should all poop every day. The range of healthy is typically 1-3 times a day, and it can vary day-to-day. Poop is waste and you need to get rid of it every day to make sure that you're properly removing toxins. Some people even have bowel movements every time they eat."
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LOL ;D
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I just assumed most people shit at least 3 times a day.
Nope, I shit once a day and jerk off 3 times.
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^^ pretty brutal lol. Someone must have tipped that over, given that she's covered head-to-toe in shit.
looks like some drunk whore who probably fell in head first.
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Follow these instructions for normal public use (work, restaurant) and you'll be OK.
1. Take toilet paper and do a wipe around the seat. This will eliminate any pubes and yuck that are on the seat. Be sure to check that space in the front between the seat too. Don't want your dick to brush up against a stuck pube when you sit down.
2. Flush that piece
3. Rewipe to get any water that got on seat with the flush.
4. Throw that piece in bowl, but DO NOT FLUSH - that piece will minimize/eliminate the splash factor when your poop hits the water.
5. Build the nest - a strip of TP down each side, one across the back to anchor.
6. You may be tempted to sit, but don't - put TP on the FLOOR in front of the bowl. When you look down, you'll know why, there will be pubes and piss that you don't want to drop your pants down on. There are always insecure assholes who piss in the bowl and not the urinal. These are the same people who wear underwear into the showers at gyms.
Also, I don't get who these people are who shed pubes so bad when they drop their pants the floor looks like the one surrounding a barber's chair. But I am largely suspicious they are foreign.
Tempted to get this tattooed, Navy Mike style.
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She looks pretty hot (minus the shit). Would you be tempted to white-knight her??
That's a lot of baby wipes.
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She looks pretty hot (minus the shit). Would you be tempted to white-knight her??
I'd let her ride in the back of my pickup truck.
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Not very Clint Eastwood of you. Harden up and crap like a man, dammit.
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She looks pretty hot (minus the shit).
Ha ha ha ha! Now that's one of those sentences you don't use every day :D :D
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Not very Clint Eastwood of you. Harden up and crap like a man, dammit.
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Follow these instructions for normal public use (work, restaurant) and you'll be OK.
1. Take toilet paper and do a wipe around the seat. This will eliminate any pubes and yuck that are on the seat. Be sure to check that space in the front between the seat too. Don't want your dick to brush up against a stuck pube when you sit down.
2. Flush that piece
3. Rewipe to get any water that got on seat with the flush.
4. Throw that piece in bowl, but DO NOT FLUSH - that piece will minimize/eliminate the splash factor when your poop hits the water.
5. Build the nest - a strip of TP down each side, one across the back to anchor.
6. You may be tempted to sit, but don't - put TP on the FLOOR in front of the bowl. When you look down, you'll know why, there will be pubes and piss that you don't want to drop your pants down on. There are always insecure assholes who piss in the bowl and not the urinal. These are the same people who wear underwear into the showers at gyms.
Also, I don't get who these people are who shed pubes so bad when they drop their pants the floor looks like the one surrounding a barber's chair. But I am largely suspicious they are foreign.
Standard public shitting procedure
The worst kind of shitting is in port-o-potties. There's a few feet before your chocolate torpedo hits the blue liquid and it's a nightmare when it creates a bidet effect and splashes your brown eye with that blue liquid which is combined with piss and shit from 50 different people
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You will fuck disgusting fat women, yet not shit in public toilets?
What is the issue? As long as the seat is not covered in piss, I can prevent my bellend from hitting inside of toiler and there is paper - fuck it.
I'm either carefree about where I shit or I just randomly need to shit more often than other people here.
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You will fuck disgusting fat women, yet not shit in public toilets?
What is the issue? As long as the seat is not covered in piss, I can prevent my bellend from hitting inside of toiler and there is paper - fuck it.
I'm either carefree about where I shit or I just randomly need to shit more often than other people here.
yeah wtf man i totally agree. this no shit in public behavior is insane to me.
1. more germs on a phone than a toilet seat, or even the faucet handles at the sink
2. even if you sit in ecoli, you already have ecoli and a host of other bacteria in your asshole. you cant get sick
3. if anything, not touching the door handle or other things with your hand is what matters most
4. your ass is a vile, bacteria ridden cess pool...a public toilet is not gonna make it worse
5. stop being beta and just shit. i dont even use covers or toilet paper to surround the seat. its meaningless and pointless. sure, now one likes sitting in piss (which is sterile fyi), so wipe it up if its on the seat, but thats all thats needed
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yeah wtf man i totally agree. this no shit in public behavior is insane to me.
1. more germs on a phone than a toilet seat, or even the faucet handles at the sink
2. even if you sit in ecoli, you already have ecoli and a host of other bacteria in your asshole. you cant get sick
3. if anything, not touching the door handle or other things with your hand is what matters most
4. your ass is a vile, bacteria ridden cess pool...a public toilet is not gonna make it worse
5. stop being beta and just shit. i dont even use covers or toilet paper to surround the seat. its meaningless and pointless. sure, now one likes sitting in piss (which is sterile fyi), so wipe it up if its on the seat, but thats all thats needed
When my stomach grumbles on gym floor or, say, on a long haul car trip and I see a petrol station is 2km away, do you think I give the slightest shit about germs or e coli? I just want to not shit my pants. It has to be one of the strongest urges we get as humans.
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When my stomach grumbles on gym floor or, say, on a long haul car trip and I see a petrol station is 2km away, do you think I give the slightest shit about germs or e coli? I just want to not shit my pants. It has to be one of the strongest urges we get as humans.
i actually opt for the stall that had the most recent shitter, that way the seat is still warm...i shit you not
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Another classic sign of weakness. I seek out public toilets to mark my territory. So many weak wusses here.
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Another classic sign of weakness. I seek out public toilets to mark my territory. So many weak wusses here.
You seek out public toilets to find men, so you can mark your territory by sticking your fingers in the bowl then drawing shit circles around each other's mouths so you can pretend it's another dudes asshole while you make out and fondle each other's balls gently, as if you're rotating to eggs around in your palm and don't want to break them, you dick loobing foreskin nibbling nut knobber.
Eat a dick. I mean another dick, you gaybo.
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You seek out public toilets to find men, so you can mark your territory by sticking your fingers in the bowl then drawing shit circles around each other's mouths so you can pretend it's another dudes asshole while you make out and fondle each other's balls gently, as if you're rotating to eggs around in your palm and don't want to break them, you dick loobing foreskin nibbling nut knobber.
Eat a dick. I mean another dick, you gaybo.
I can see you are scared to shit outside of your home. You probably don't eat spicy food either. And use hand sanitizer. And wear a scarf.
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She looks pretty hot (minus the shit). Would you be tempted to white-knight her??
LOL!
If she's drunk, she's gonna be hanging on to you and stuff. Covered in shit, that would be totally disgusting. Also, drunk people for some reason always wanna touch your face, that means there will be real life human shit on your face which could then get in your mouth. The only way for that not to be felt is to be as hammered as that chick.
I wonder if it would make her less or more open to butt sex after something like that happening to her?
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i actually opt for the stall that had the most recent shitter, that way the seat is still warm...i shit you not
Bahahahaha!!!!!
Can picture you standing outside the stall waiting for the guy to finish then rush right in while the seat is still hot!
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Haha, gotta take the rough with the smooth, Rich. Sure she's covered in stinking shit just now, but get her home, jump in the shower together with a bucket of bleach....after that it's game on.
You are gonna let her in your car?!
No. Fuckin. Way.
Had a drunk chick in my car once. She threw up. I was fuming. Broke up with her and took the car to a detail place the next morning.
How dare she disrespect what I work for.
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Nah i'd chuck her in the back of a pick-up truck if i had one, though. ;D
In reality, i'd actually be too disgusted to get within ten feet of her...but i'd probably still have a hell of a wank back in my tent, imagining what could have been if i had no sense of smell or self respect.
Ok. Maybe if I had a pickup and a bed liner. Then I could hose her down before letting her in my place.
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i would only squat at whole foods or costco
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Haha, gotta take the rough with the smooth, Rich. Sure she's covered in stinking shit just now, but get her home, jump in the shower together with a bucket of bleach....after that it's game on.
The "shit" we're willing to do...
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Tempted to get this tattooed, Navy Mike style.
LOL ;D
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I always felt comfortable doing that. It was always peeing in public restrooms thats especially nerve-racking to me.
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Tempted to get this tattooed, Navy Mike style.
^^
It will match your "HINDENBERG" tattoo on your joy stick...
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LOL!
If she's drunk, she's gonna be hanging on to you and stuff. Covered in shit, that would be totally disgusting. Also, drunk people for some reason always wanna touch your face, that means there will be real life human shit on your face which could then get in your mouth. The only way for that not to be felt is to be as hammered as that chick.
I wonder if it would make her less or more open to butt sex after something like that happening to her?
Great minds think alike ;D
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This is to be avoided at all costs. I don't shit in public toilets unless it's a fucking emergency. The filth. That single ply, cheap ass toilet paper. Good lord.
The good thing is you have Vince G to clean your assshole.