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Takes real confidence to do a genuine no wiper
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Takes real confidence to do a genuine no wiper
Confidence in what?
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Confidence in what?
Weider principles, the mind anus connection
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No, why the fuck would anyone do that?
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It will take perfect timing,ability and precision of your anus muscle,texture of the excrement to be able to pull it off...for it to succeed is one in a million
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If toilet paper is available, you best believe it will be used
If not, I am waddling to where there is some available
pants around ankles
no homo
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No, why the fuck would anyone do that?
A sense of achievement
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Confidence in what?
That you achieved a genuine clean snap. Rarely achieved but incredibly satisfying. ;D
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I am more assured when I achieve an "ace in the hole": one wipe, nothing there.
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(http://files.sharenator.com/80963559-s508x600-54416.jpg)
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9MClgtOXp9g/maxresdefault.jpg)
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I only defecate before I shower.
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No.
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Weider principles, the mind anus connection
this was the 1st established Weider Principle :D
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I am more assured when I achieve an "ace in the hole": one wipe, nothing there.
also known as "the clean sheet" .
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I stand up, take a dump and then pull down my pants.
Quite a sight, mind anus connection of Peace.
Hunk musk of Peas.
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you guys are to much lololololol.....
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I stand up, take a dump and then pull down my pants.
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!
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I was with a girl that was real bad at wiping. Every other time in doggy it stunk shit. Once in the act, i got tired of it and told her she needed to take a f-in bath. Put her clothes on right after I said it left didnt answer my calls for over a week :D
So girls use fcking WET WIPES or shower Before fucking. Nothing worse than a stinky ass!
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No sheep around to wipe your arse off their wool? I knew you were a dirty fucker but not that filthy. Don't they teach you anything over in that shithole, poor mans oz
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always worship a pyramid shit
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I've been having the pleasure of enjoying many ghost shits lately. I shat twice in a day, did not have to wipe either time!
That was a great day... Came close to making a thread on it even!
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also known as "the clean sheet" .
Or a Ghost Poo. I sometimes whisper ghost poo to myself when I see.
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I was with a girl that was real bad at wiping. Every other time in doggy it stunk shit. Once in the act, i got tired of it and told her she needed to take a f-in bath. Put her clothes on right after I said it left didnt answer my calls for over a week :D
So girls use fcking WET WIPES or shower Before fucking. Nothing worse than a stinky ass!
Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells"; is the end all/be all of insults.
I was with a sexy babe once and she got up on all 4's for doggy style.
Sadly, she has a small but obvious "skid mark" on her upper right butt cheek close to the crack.
:( :( :(
What to do? Her butt cheeks were quite pert , but the mark of shit was there.
I needed to deal with this but I needed to be careful to avoid pissing her off.
I had to distract her in a sexual way.
Sooooo ,I licked my fingers, fingered her with the left hand .
Then I quickly wiped away the skid mark with my right.
Once the way was clear, I mounted her and went to work.
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(http://files.sharenator.com/80963559-s508x600-54416.jpg)
Nobody can ever say ; " they don't know shit on getbig" ;D
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You are one truly deranged fuck to have a pic like that on file and worse, post it.
Not funny or even shocking, just stupid.
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I was with a girl that was real bad at wiping. Every other time in doggy it stunk shit. Once in the act, i got tired of it and told her she needed to take a f-in bath. Put her clothes on right after I said it left didnt answer my calls for over a week :D
So girls use fcking WET WIPES or shower Before fucking. Nothing worse than a stinky ass!
This..
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Sometimes water from the bowl splashes up and hits the spot, then I take it as a sign to just stand up and get out. The water has cleansed my ass.
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Sometimes water from the bowl splashes up and hits the spot, then I take it as a sign to just stand up and get out. The water was cleansed my ass.
LOL!
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Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells"; is the end all/be all of insults.
I was with a sexy babe once and she got up on all 4's for doggy style.
Sadly, she has a small but obvious "skid mark" on her upper right butt cheek close to the crack.
:( :( :(
What to do? Her butt cheeks were quite pert , but the mark of shit was there.
I needed to deal with this but I needed to be careful to avoid pissing her off.
I had to distract her in a sexual way.
Sooooo ,I licked my fingers, fingered her with the left hand .
Then I quickly wiped away the skid mark with my right.
Once the way was clear, I mounted her and went to work.
Lunch. Is. Over.
That was a better appetite suppressant than ECA.
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I do this by accident when I spend too much time on the toilet binge-watching Man in the High Castle.
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Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells"; is the end all/be all of insults.
I was with a sexy babe once and she got up on all 4's for doggy style.
Sadly, she has a small but obvious "skid mark" on her upper right butt cheek close to the crack.
:( :( :(
What to do? Her butt cheeks were quite pert , but the mark of shit was there.
I needed to deal with this but I needed to be careful to avoid pissing her off.
I had to distract her in a sexual way.
Sooooo ,I licked my fingers, fingered her with the left hand .
Then I quickly wiped away the skid mark with my right.
Once the way was clear, I mounted her and went to work.
:-X :-X
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Takes real confidence to do a genuine no wiper
I've heard that raging homos take so much dick in their shitter that they can drop a deuce without touching their sphincter walls and they don't need to wipe.
Maybe your story is missing a descriptive paragraph or two?
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Psyllium husk powder=ghost shits.
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In America, that is called "Voting Trump"
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Not wiping is just another day in India for 1+ billion people.
Here's a true story - I shit you not. I dated this girl from the Philippines. She moved to North America pretty young and had no accent or anything. But she clearly got many habits from her family even though they lived in north america. I don't remember how we started talking about wiping, but she told me that you can't throw toilet paper in the toilet as it "will clog the toilet". This is what her parents taught her, based on their life in the Philippines. So, I checked my garbage bin in the toilet and sure enough, that's where she put the toilet paper she had used for wiping her ass :-X :-X :-X :-X
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So they don't wipe, they wash. Probably leaves less shit
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You are one truly deranged fuck to have a pic like that on file and worse, post it.
Not funny or even shocking, just stupid.
Oh please, stop pretending you are somehow above all of this. The worst type of people are those that think their shit doesn't stink. Why ignore the reality of what human beings are? It might be time to grow up and accept the shitty lot that humans have to live with, and that includes daily defecation. Get over it.
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you guys are to much lololololol.....
To and too. Look into it.
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Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells" ...
Ancient and still haven't a clue how to use basic punctuation and the difference between your and you're.
Brutal, bub.
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Oh please, stop pretending you are somehow above all of this. The worst type of people are those that think their shit doesn't stink. Why ignore the reality of what human beings are? It might be time to grow up and accept the shitty lot that humans have to live with, and that includes daily defecation. Get over it.
Don't you have any girls to drug and rape?
DoN't you fuckin' talk to me about human morals asshole.
Yeah, we all shit, duh.... Don't gotta post pics of proof, I understand the concept you moron.
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Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells"; is the end all/be all of insults.
I was with a sexy babe once and she got up on all 4's for doggy style.
Sadly, she has a small but obvious "skid mark" on her upper right butt cheek close to the crack.
:( :( :(
What to do? Her butt cheeks were quite pert , but the mark of shit was there.
I needed to deal with this but I needed to be careful to avoid pissing her off.
I had to distract her in a sexual way.
Sooooo ,I licked my fingers, fingered her with the left hand .
Then I quickly wiped away the skid mark with my right.
Once the way was clear, I mounted her and went to work.
Did you mean you was watching someone who was doing it to your wife? ;D
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Can't say that I have....( although one time coming home late after a date I had to poop, I pulled over at some "water station/filtration plant" shit .... Then wiped my ass with my underwear and threw them in the woods) that count?
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Takes real confidence to do a genuine no wiper
Have not done this but appreciate the question.
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Don't you have any girls to drug and rape?
DoN't you fuckin' talk to me about human morals asshole.
Yeah, we all shit, duh.... Don't gotta post pics of proof, I understand the concept you moron.
So let me get this straight, talking about sex and pictures of poo deeply disturb you. RIGHTY-O THEN !
Your parents did a real number on you didn't they, and by the sounds of it, it was a number two.
By the sounds of your precious sensibilities, maybe GETBIG isn't the best place for you to be lurking.
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you are quite ill
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Oh Shit!!!!.....