Author Topic: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping? (Read 3914 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** January 07, 2016, 02:17:09 AM »

Takes real confidence to do a genuine no wiper

sync pulse · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2016, 02:17:55 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 07, 2016, 02:17:09 AM

Takes real confidence to do a genuine no wiper

Confidence in what?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2016, 02:20:20 AM »

Quote from: sync pulse on January 07, 2016, 02:17:55 AM

Confidence in what?

Weider principles, the mind anus connection

Henda · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2016, 02:24:34 AM »

No, why the fuck would anyone do that?

trapz101 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2016, 02:25:02 AM »

It will take perfect timing,ability and precision of your anus muscle,texture of the excrement to be able to pull it off...for it to succeed is one in a million

Yamcha · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2016, 02:25:48 AM »

$:-\$

If toilet paper is available, you best believe it will be used
If not, I am waddling to where there is some available
pants around ankles
no homo

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2016, 02:28:40 AM »

Quote from: bass generator on January 07, 2016, 02:24:34 AM

No, why the fuck would anyone do that?

A sense of achievement

Radical Plato · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2016, 02:41:17 AM »

Quote from: sync pulse on January 07, 2016, 02:17:55 AM

Confidence in what?

That you achieved a genuine clean snap. Rarely achieved but incredibly satisfying.

Hypo · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2016, 03:24:44 AM »

I am more assured when I achieve an "ace in the hole": one wipe, nothing there.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2016, 04:15:53 AM »

Radical Plato · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2016, 04:16:50 AM »

Svengoolie · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2016, 04:47:30 AM »

I only defecate before I shower.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2016, 08:43:33 AM »

Howard · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:27:48 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 07, 2016, 02:20:20 AM

Weider principles, the mind anus connection

this was the 1st established Weider Principle

Howard · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:29:03 AM »

Quote from: Hypo on January 07, 2016, 03:24:44 AM

I am more assured when I achieve an "ace in the hole": one wipe, nothing there.

also known as "the clean sheet" .

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:34:10 AM »

I stand up, take a dump and then pull down my pants.

Quite a sight, mind anus connection of Peace.

Hunk musk of Peas.

Disco187 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:40:14 AM »

you guys are to much lololololol.....

Man of Steel · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:40:29 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 07, 2016, 10:34:10 AM

I stand up, take a dump and then pull down my pants.

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!

MAXX · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:55:18 AM »

I was with a girl that was real bad at wiping. Every other time in doggy it stunk shit. Once in the act, i got tired of it and told her she needed to take a f-in bath. Put her clothes on right after I said it left didnt answer my calls for over a week

So girls use fcking WET WIPES or shower Before fucking. Nothing worse than a stinky ass!

irishdave · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:06:04 AM »

No sheep around to wipe your arse off their wool? I knew you were a dirty fucker but not that filthy. Don't they teach you anything over in that shithole, poor mans oz

Marty Champions · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:11:16 AM »

always worship a pyramid shit

ritch · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:22:27 AM »

I've been having the pleasure of enjoying many ghost shits lately. I shat twice in a day, did not have to wipe either time!

That was a great day... Came close to making a thread on it even!

Waller · « **Reply #22 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:22:51 AM »

Quote from: Howard on January 07, 2016, 10:29:03 AM

also known as "the clean sheet" .

Or a Ghost Poo. I sometimes whisper ghost poo to myself when I see.

Howard · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:26:32 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on January 07, 2016, 10:55:18 AM

I was with a girl that was real bad at wiping. Every other time in doggy it stunk shit. Once in the act, i got tired of it and told her she needed to take a f-in bath. Put her clothes on right after I said it left didnt answer my calls for over a week

So girls use fcking WET WIPES or shower Before fucking. Nothing worse than a stinky ass!

Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells"; is the end all/be all of insults.

I was with a sexy babe once and she got up on all 4's for doggy style.
Sadly, she has a small but obvious "skid mark" on her upper right butt cheek close to the crack.

What to do? Her butt cheeks were quite pert , but the mark of shit was there.
I needed to deal with this but I needed to be careful to avoid pissing her off.
I had to distract her in a sexual way.

Sooooo ,I licked my fingers, fingered her with the left hand .
Then I quickly wiped away the skid mark with my right.

Once the way was clear, I mounted her and went to work.

Howard · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:27:23 AM »

Quote from: Radical Plato on January 07, 2016, 04:15:53 AM

Nobody can ever say ; " they don't know shit on getbig"