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Title: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:15:35 PM
My wife went into a store to shop while I  waited in the car.
I was relaxing, listening to my favorite Sirius XM  Jazz station.

Since I was parked close to the door, I noticed everyone walking in/out.
My mind first drifted to a WYHI debate on every female that walked by.
I saw a thick one and chuckled to myself that she was BMC approved.

Then, I imagined how each one would rate if her pic was posted on a getbig WHYI thread.
The most amusing thought was over a pair of 70 yr old ladies .
I even wondered what guys worked out and were any of 'em getbiggers. *ALL HOMO*  LOL

OMG, it hit me I've spent way too much time on getbig, but I'm a hopeless addict, so WTF.

hope this helps.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:18:53 PM
Im sincerely shocked you have not committed suicide yet. You are the epitomy of a loser
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: doggler on January 17, 2016, 02:19:29 PM
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Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:20:57 PM
Im sincerely shocked you have not committed suicide yet. You are the epitomy of a loser

My dogs still love me .

Hope this helps. ;)
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 02:21:06 PM
I thought she left you.

Did you tell a lie to all of getbig about your nuptial dilemma?

That seems wrong.

Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Dave D on January 17, 2016, 02:21:33 PM
Being as you're listening to satellite radio in an older series Benz, did you do a lifetime purchase or are you paying a monthly subscription fee?
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:21:59 PM
I thought she left you.

Did you tell a lie to all of getbig about your nuptial dilemma?

That seems wrong.



ya i was wondering that too.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Al Doggity on January 17, 2016, 02:22:26 PM
These stories always make me chuckle. I guess I don't post or read here often enough, but Getbig almost never bleeds into my IRL. Even at the gym, not too much. One time I posted something here, and a guy at my gym figured out it was me IRL and it was so awkward for me. I don't even post shocking things. He wouldn't tell me what his screen name was. He kept claiming he only lurked.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:26:59 PM
ya i was wondering that too.

recent repost *

* Yup, I was trolling and I'm still married to my 2nd wife , both recently retired, relocated to Colorado.
This is getbig after all and that's as much factual info on my personal life you're gonna get.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 02:29:05 PM
recent repost *

* Yup, I was trolling and I'm still married to my 2nd wife , both recently retired, relocated to Colorado.
This is getbig after all and that's as much factual info on my personal life you're gonna get.


No one asked for anything in the first place. You volunteered an odd lie about your marriage.

There is something mentally unsettling about that.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:36:49 PM


There is something mentally unsettling about that.


I'm an older grown man that's been posting on getbig for 15 yrs.
I'd say the sanity ship sailed long ago on this guy  ;)
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 02:37:42 PM
I'm an older grown man that's been posting on getbig for 15 yrs.
I'd say the sanity ship sailed long ago on this guy  ;)

I can't argue with any of this.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:38:41 PM
I'm an older grown man that's been posting on getbig for 15 yrs.
I'd say the sanity ship sailed long ago on this guy  ;)

what makes you stay on a site where you are so disliked and unwanted?
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Dave D on January 17, 2016, 02:40:44 PM
what makes you stay on a site where you are so disliked and unwanted?

Please ask this question to Shizzo.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:45:57 PM
what makes you stay on a site where you are so disliked and unwanted?

Once I got used to the pain of the first few strokes, my ass got numb and I started to enjoy it.
Go ahead and pound my balloon knot big guy  ;)
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:46:52 PM
Please ask this question to Shizzo.

oh i have
he said its all just banter between him and everyone else and that people actually like him
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Dave D on January 17, 2016, 02:49:46 PM
oh i have
he said its all just banter between him and everyone else and that people actually like him

Hahaha haha haha

That's to funny.

And some think you have mental issues...
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 17, 2016, 02:50:02 PM
recent repost *

* Yup, I was trolling and I'm still married to my 2nd wife , both recently retired, relocated to Colorado.
This is getbig after all and that's as much factual info on my personal life you're gonna get.


If you piss off Avesher enough, he will call you one day. So much for keeping your personal life away from Getbig.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:52:48 PM
If you piss off Avesher enough, he will call you one day. So much for keeping your personal life away from Getbig.

nah those days are 100% over
cant be bothered. I think somewhere along the way I got old and just didnt wanna do this anymore
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 02:58:08 PM
The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:58:58 PM
The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.

shizzo,..by a substantial margin
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: WalterWhite on January 17, 2016, 03:00:47 PM
My wife went into a store to shop while I  waited in the car.
I was relaxing, listening to my favorite Sirius XM  Jazz station.

Since I was parked close to the door, I noticed everyone walking in/out.
My mind first drifted to a WYHI debate on every female that walked by.
I saw a thick one and chuckled to myself that she was BMC approved.

Then, I imagined how each one would rate if her pic was posted on a getbig WHYI thread.
The most amusing thought was over a pair of 70 yr old ladies .
I even wondered what guys worked out and were any of 'em getbiggers. *ALL HOMO*  LOL

OMG, it hit me I've spent way too much time on getbig, but I'm a hopeless addict, so WTF.

hope this helps.


Funny I was thinking the same thing at the gym today.  I'm amazed at how thick young women are now compared to when I was in my 20's. Thick legs and fat asses and all in yoga pants.

Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 03:01:56 PM
The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.

haha lol. Yeah, I think so. I think he is the most hated member here. You have to be a big asshole to be the most hated member on a place like getbig.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: _aj_ on January 17, 2016, 03:38:29 PM
haha lol. Yeah, I think so. I think he is the most hated member here. You have to be a big asshole to be the most hated member on a place like getbig.

Did you just post a reply agreeing with yourself?
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: wes on January 17, 2016, 03:41:23 PM
I bet Howard is a real nice guy in real life,but his fucking posts go over like a fart in church.   :D
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 03:41:30 PM
Did you just post a reply agreeing with yourself?

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 03:41:47 PM
Funny I was thinking the same thing at the gym today.  I'm amazed at how thick young women are now compared to when I was in my 20's. Thick legs and fat asses and all in yoga pants.



Gotta love the yoga pants!
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 03:42:38 PM
Did you just post a reply agreeing with yourself?

Yes, I like to reassure myself.

Um, no, it was meant for Josh.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 17, 2016, 03:46:16 PM
recent repost *

* Yup, I was trolling and I'm still married to my 2nd wife , both recently retired, relocated to Colorado.
This is getbig after all and that's as much factual info on my personal life you're gonna get.


you were a shitty poster to begin with. Lying does not help you. Look like how that worked out for Shizzo. I am almost beginning to dislike you as most as I dislike Shizzo. ALMOST. You really are a delusional sad old man.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 03:49:51 PM
The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.

Here's my 2 cents :

1. Shizzo's posts  suck, but many of the threads he posts in ,don't suck.

2. However, no matter how great a thread is ,  once Howard ( me) posts in it, it sucks by default.
NO getbigger can turn up the suck like Howard ...fact!

Question - what if I posted a  video of me getting married to my 9th wife , in a gym and she farts when asked , "Do you take this man to be your husband?" ;)
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: AbrahamG on January 17, 2016, 03:53:11 PM
The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.

The answer:  Shizzo without question.  Actually, this post from Howard would be pretty funny if it weren't from Howard:

"My wife went into a store to shop while I  waited in the car.
I was relaxing, listening to my favorite Sirius XM  Jazz station.

Since I was parked close to the door, I noticed everyone walking in/out.
My mind first drifted to a WYHI debate on every female that walked by.
I saw a thick one and chuckled to myself that she was BMC approved.

Then, I imagined how each one would rate if her pic was posted on a getbig WHYI thread.
The most amusing thought was over a pair of 70 yr old ladies .
I even wondered what guys worked out and were any of 'em getbiggers. *ALL HOMO*  LOL

OMG, it hit me I've spent way too much time on getbig, but I'm a hopeless addict, so WTF.

hope this helps."
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 03:53:42 PM
you were a shitty poster to begin with. Lying does not help you. Look like how that worked out for Shizzo. I am almost beginning to dislike you as most as I dislike Shizzo. ALMOST. You really are a delusional sad old man.

being old = being delusional = prevented from being sad about my reality.
 ;)  kinda like , if A > C and C< B, then C< A  logic
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: TheShape. on January 17, 2016, 04:09:18 PM
Gotta love the yoga pants!
X1000000000000
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Never1AShow on January 17, 2016, 06:41:44 PM
being old = being delusional = prevented from being sad about my reality.
 ;)  kinda like , if A > C and C< B, then C< A  logic

I'm going to give you some A+B=C type logic here applicable to every Getbigger.  A=most Getbiggers have browsed while on the toilet.  B= many of the threads on GetBig deal with Mike OHearn.  Therefore, C= most Getbiggers have looked at pics of OHearn while on the toilet.

Feel free to start a thread asking for self confessions to get a more exact number.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on January 17, 2016, 07:19:20 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=586128.msg8284306#msg8284306 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=586128.msg8284306#msg8284306)
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 07:32:56 PM
Here's my 2 cents :

1. Shizzo's posts  suck, but many of the threads he posts in ,don't suck.

2. However, no matter how great a thread is ,  once Howard ( me) posts in it, it sucks by default.
NO getbigger can turn up the suck like Howard ...fact!

Question - what if I posted a  video of me getting married to my 9th wife , in a gym and she farts when asked , "Do you take this man to be your husband?" ;)

Lame attempt at pretending to go along that you "suck," in order to try and be cool.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 07:34:15 PM
The answer:  Shizzo without question.  Actually, this post from Howard would be pretty funny if it weren't from Howard:

"My wife went into a store to shop while I  waited in the car.
I was relaxing, listening to my favorite Sirius XM  Jazz station.

Since I was parked close to the door, I noticed everyone walking in/out.
My mind first drifted to a WYHI debate on every female that walked by.
I saw a thick one and chuckled to myself that she was BMC approved.

Then, I imagined how each one would rate if her pic was posted on a getbig WHYI thread.
The most amusing thought was over a pair of 70 yr old ladies .
I even wondered what guys worked out and were any of 'em getbiggers. *ALL HOMO*  LOL

OMG, it hit me I've spent way too much time on getbig, but I'm a hopeless addict, so WTF.

hope this helps."

yes, I agree that shizzo is worse than howard. However, both suck.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: HTexan on January 17, 2016, 11:07:23 PM
I saw a guy on getbig at the gym about a year ago.
Almost introduced myself. But that would be creepy.   :D
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Howard on January 18, 2016, 03:50:09 PM
yes, I agree that shizzo is worse than howard. However, both suck.  ;D ;D

Damn ! It seems I even suck at sucking. That sucks.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Tapeworm on January 18, 2016, 04:25:17 PM
Next time hustle off and buy her some flowers to surprise her with when she comes back.  Do something nice for her every day, man.  Even if it's only something small.  Women like that.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Radical Plato on January 18, 2016, 04:33:21 PM
My wife went into a store to shop while I  waited in the car.

What type of man waits in the car while his wife shops. Manchild of peace.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Radical Plato on January 18, 2016, 04:35:44 PM
Next time hustle off and buy her some flowers to surprise her with when she comes back.  Do something nice for her every day, man.  Even if it's only something small.  Women like that.
I hope this is a joke.  You sound like a candidate to be seriously cuckolded.  Women see guys like you as pathetic.  In a relationship you reciprocate, if your woman treats you well, you return the favour.  No wonder so many women have developed a sense of entitlement with manginas like you out there.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Tapeworm on January 18, 2016, 04:39:28 PM
I think you actually want Howard to die alone.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Radical Plato on January 18, 2016, 04:53:40 PM
I think you actually want Howard to die alone.
We all die alone.  Nobody can do our dying for us.
Title: Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
Post by: Tapeworm on January 18, 2016, 05:06:08 PM
We all die alone.  Nobody can do our dying for us.