Author Topic: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop... (Read 2240 times)

Howard · « **on:** January 17, 2016, 02:15:35 PM »

My wife went into a store to shop while I waited in the car.
I was relaxing, listening to my favorite Sirius XM Jazz station.

Since I was parked close to the door, I noticed everyone walking in/out.
My mind first drifted to a WYHI debate on every female that walked by.
I saw a thick one and chuckled to myself that she was BMC approved.

Then, I imagined how each one would rate if her pic was posted on a getbig WHYI thread.
The most amusing thought was over a pair of 70 yr old ladies .
I even wondered what guys worked out and were any of 'em getbiggers. *ALL HOMO* LOL

OMG, it hit me I've spent way too much time on getbig, but I'm a hopeless addict, so WTF.

hope this helps.

Set It Up · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:18:53 PM »

Im sincerely shocked you have not committed suicide yet. You are the epitomy of a loser

doggler · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:19:29 PM »

Howard · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:20:57 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:18:53 PM

Im sincerely shocked you have not committed suicide yet. You are the epitomy of a loser

My dogs still love me .

Hope this helps.

TuHolmes · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:21:06 PM »

I thought she left you.

Did you tell a lie to all of getbig about your nuptial dilemma?

That seems wrong.

Dave D · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:21:33 PM »

Being as you're listening to satellite radio in an older series Benz, did you do a lifetime purchase or are you paying a monthly subscription fee?

Set It Up · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:21:59 PM »

Quote from: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 02:21:06 PM

I thought she left you.

Did you tell a lie to all of getbig about your nuptial dilemma?

That seems wrong.

ya i was wondering that too.

Al Doggity · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:22:26 PM »

These stories always make me chuckle. I guess I don't post or read here often enough, but Getbig almost never bleeds into my IRL. Even at the gym, not too much. One time I posted something here, and a guy at my gym figured out it was me IRL and it was so awkward for me. I don't even post shocking things. He wouldn't tell me what his screen name was. He kept claiming he only lurked.

Howard · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:26:59 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:21:59 PM

ya i was wondering that too.

recent repost *

* Yup, I was trolling and I'm still married to my 2nd wife , both recently retired, relocated to Colorado.
This is getbig after all and that's as much factual info on my personal life you're gonna get.

TuHolmes · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:29:05 PM »

Quote from: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:26:59 PM

recent repost *

* Yup, I was trolling and I'm still married to my 2nd wife , both recently retired, relocated to Colorado.
This is getbig after all and that's as much factual info on my personal life you're gonna get.

No one asked for anything in the first place. You volunteered an odd lie about your marriage.

There is something mentally unsettling about that.

Howard · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:36:49 PM »

Quote from: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 02:29:05 PM

There is something mentally unsettling about that.

I'm an older grown man that's been posting on getbig for 15 yrs.
I'd say the sanity ship sailed long ago on this guy

TuHolmes · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:37:42 PM »

Quote from: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:36:49 PM

I'm an older grown man that's been posting on getbig for 15 yrs.
I'd say the sanity ship sailed long ago on this guy

I can't argue with any of this.

Set It Up · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:38:41 PM »

Quote from: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:36:49 PM

I'm an older grown man that's been posting on getbig for 15 yrs.
I'd say the sanity ship sailed long ago on this guy

what makes you stay on a site where you are so disliked and unwanted?

Dave D · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:40:44 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:38:41 PM

what makes you stay on a site where you are so disliked and unwanted?

Please ask this question to Shizzo.

Howard · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:45:57 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:38:41 PM

what makes you stay on a site where you are so disliked and unwanted?

Once I got used to the pain of the first few strokes, my ass got numb and I started to enjoy it.
Go ahead and pound my balloon knot big guy

Set It Up · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:46:52 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on January 17, 2016, 02:40:44 PM

Please ask this question to Shizzo.

oh i have
he said its all just banter between him and everyone else and that people actually like him

Dave D · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:49:46 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 02:46:52 PM

oh i have
he said its all just banter between him and everyone else and that people actually like him

Hahaha haha haha

That's to funny.

And some think you have mental issues...

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:50:02 PM »

Quote from: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:26:59 PM

recent repost *

* Yup, I was trolling and I'm still married to my 2nd wife , both recently retired, relocated to Colorado.
This is getbig after all and that's as much factual info on my personal life you're gonna get.

If you piss off Avesher enough, he will call you one day. So much for keeping your personal life away from Getbig.

Set It Up · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:52:48 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on January 17, 2016, 02:50:02 PM

If you piss off Avesher enough, he will call you one day. So much for keeping your personal life away from Getbig.

nah those days are 100% over
cant be bothered. I think somewhere along the way I got old and just didnt wanna do this anymore

SF1900 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:58:08 PM »

The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.

Set It Up · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:58:58 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 02:58:08 PM

The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.

shizzo,..by a substantial margin

WalterWhite · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2016, 03:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Howard on January 17, 2016, 02:15:35 PM

My wife went into a store to shop while I waited in the car.
I was relaxing, listening to my favorite Sirius XM Jazz station.

Since I was parked close to the door, I noticed everyone walking in/out.
My mind first drifted to a WYHI debate on every female that walked by.
I saw a thick one and chuckled to myself that she was BMC approved.

Then, I imagined how each one would rate if her pic was posted on a getbig WHYI thread.
The most amusing thought was over a pair of 70 yr old ladies .
I even wondered what guys worked out and were any of 'em getbiggers. *ALL HOMO* LOL

OMG, it hit me I've spent way too much time on getbig, but I'm a hopeless addict, so WTF.

hope this helps.

Funny I was thinking the same thing at the gym today. I'm amazed at how thick young women are now compared to when I was in my 20's. Thick legs and fat asses and all in yoga pants.

SF1900 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2016, 03:01:56 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 02:58:08 PM

The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.

haha lol. Yeah, I think so. I think he is the most hated member here. You have to be a big asshole to be the most hated member on a place like getbig.

_aj_ · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2016, 03:38:29 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 03:01:56 PM

haha lol. Yeah, I think so. I think he is the most hated member here. You have to be a big asshole to be the most hated member on a place like getbig.

Did you just post a reply agreeing with yourself?

wes · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2016, 03:41:23 PM »

I bet Howard is a real nice guy in real life,but his fucking posts go over like a fart in church.