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Title: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: old-school-lifter on January 19, 2016, 05:44:49 PM
a few months back this female colleague in her 50's was trying to flirt with me
she's ugly and fat and looks like a man with curly orange red hair
I did not respond @ all

then in a slightly narrow space near some office tables she "accidentally" gets close to brush up against me and grope by buttocks with her large man hands

I don't react and she says in a very false way , "oh, im sorry"

I just walk away.

what would u guys do from here?

obviously if it was a young hot girl I wouldn't mind but this ugly, worse than cougar, carrot top.................ugh
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: C-BuZz on January 19, 2016, 05:47:41 PM
Still not gay because of masculine appearance if that's what your worried about. If not, what's the problem?

If you really don't like it then tell her to fuck off? Are you a beta male? You sound like one....
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: gcb on January 19, 2016, 05:57:10 PM
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 19, 2016, 05:57:34 PM
Yes, I've been sexually assaulted at work by a few women of varying ages and levels of attractiveness.  I did nothing about it, because I am a man and I don't give a fuck.  If some woman wants to feel me up then go for it.  That's why I lift weights.....to make women wet in their pussies.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: C-BuZz on January 19, 2016, 05:59:10 PM
Yes, I've been sexually assaulted at work by a few women of varying ages and levels of attractiveness.  I did nothing about it, because I am a man and I don't give a fuck.  If some woman wants to feel me up the go for it.  That's why I lift weights.....to make women wet in their pussies.

Yep, real men don't run sooking about being felt up/ass squeezed by the opposite sex. They usually just tell them to either fuck off or most likely encourage it  ;D

If men do it to women, your going to jail without passing go.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 19, 2016, 06:18:32 PM
Mention your girlfriend a lot.  Or your boyfriend.  As you like.

The mindset of a fine piece of ass enduring in someone who hasn't been even a halfway piece of ass for 25 years is a weird and unfortunate thing.  It's female ILS.  IDS.  Imaginary desirability syndrome.  It's over, hon.  Buy a cat already.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: old-school-lifter on January 19, 2016, 06:18:40 PM

If men do it to women, your going to jail without passing go.


exactly!

societys fucking double standards

fucking feminists and their double standards

if I groped a female colleague I'd get fired
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Army of One on January 19, 2016, 06:25:00 PM
Have sex with her husband to assert dominance
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Rusty Trombone on January 19, 2016, 06:25:57 PM
You are an epic homo if you refused a potential cock sucking from this andro cougar.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: _aj_ on January 19, 2016, 06:52:35 PM
Yes, I've been sexually assaulted at work by a few women of varying ages and levels of attractiveness.  I did nothing about it, because I am a man and I don't give a fuck.  If some woman wants to feel me up then go for it.  That's why I lift weights.....to make women wet in their pussies.

This is a real man's response.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Dave D on January 19, 2016, 06:56:46 PM
Have sex with her husband to assert dominance

Best advice. Don't forget to tell her about the experience in graphic detail.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: WannaBePro on January 19, 2016, 06:58:24 PM
At my old job there was a guy who used to grab my arm and feel my biceps. It was super awkward and weird. I told one of my coworkers and he said he's had the same thing happen to him. After this happened 3 times I went to HR and told them about it. I thought they did nothing about it, as he would still attempt to grab my arm, I would just pull away before he got close. Then I went off on vacation for 2 weeks, came back and he was gone. Heard he was fired cause he did that to a couple other people in the office as well.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2016, 07:01:31 PM
Where is Howard when you need him?  Obviously you rip epic loud farts whenever you see her.  Tell her, "I've been saving it up for you".  Then shit your pants.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2016, 07:02:50 PM
At my old job there was a guy who used to grab my arm and feel my biceps. It was super awkward and weird. I told one of my coworkers and he said he's had the same thing happen to him. After this happened 3 times I went to HR and told them about it. I thought they did nothing about it, as he would still attempt to grab my arm, I would just pull away before he got close. Then I went off on vacation for 2 weeks, came back and he was gone. Heard he was fired cause he did that to a couple other people in the office as well.

Good thing he hadn't seen your avatar.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: old-school-lifter on January 19, 2016, 07:04:08 PM
You are an epic homo if you refused a potential cock sucking from this andro cougar.

ever hear of standards?  :P
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2016, 07:04:42 PM
Steering off topic a little, but Ive always kept it EXTREMELY professional at work. A simple, "Hi, how are you?" and a smile is all I really give. Of course I will engage in chit-chat, but I keep it very superficial.

You tell a woman that you like her dress, you're ass is canned if she reports you. You ask a woman what she is doing for the weekend, she interprets it as you asking her on a date. Youre ass is canned.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: OB1 on January 19, 2016, 07:55:55 PM
Yes multiple times.
Since they all were female i decided it would be best to ignore it, do nothing about it and move on.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 19, 2016, 08:21:58 PM
Steering off topic a little, but Ive always kept it EXTREMELY professional at work. A simple, "Hi, how are you?" and a smile is all I really give. Of course I will engage in chit-chat, but I keep it very superficial.

You tell a woman that you like her dress, you're ass is canned if she reports you. You ask a woman what she is doing for the weekend, she interprets it as you asking her on a date. Youre ass is canned.

No.

That won't happen.

No company will fire an employee over a "he says - she says"
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2016, 08:30:25 PM
No.

That won't happen.

No company will fire an employee over a "he says - she says"

Really? It seems like there have been times where the woman claims sexual harassment and the man gets fired. I mean, Im going by what you hear in the news and shit. So, I could be wrong. Either way, I am still overly cautious as to what I say to female coworkers.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 19, 2016, 08:33:23 PM
Really? It seems like there have been times where the woman claims sexual harassment and the man gets fired. I mean, Im going by what you hear in the news and shit. So, I could be wrong. Either way, I am still overly cautious as to what I say to female coworkers.

No.

Doesn't happen that way.

No company is going to terminate an employee when it is one word against another with no proof.

The lawsuit would bankrupt them
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2016, 08:37:49 PM
No.

Doesn't happen that way.

No company is going to terminate an employee when it is one word against another with no proof.

The lawsuit would bankrupt them

Interesting. I guess I am being overly paranoid, however, Id rather not have people look at me in a skeptical way, even though I didn't do anything wrong. You know how it is: even if proven innocent, people still look at you in a different way.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 19, 2016, 08:44:31 PM
Interesting. I guess I am being overly paranoid, however, Id rather not have people look at me in a skeptical way, even though I didn't do anything wrong. You know how it is: even if proven innocent, people still look at you in a different way.

Yes, you could end up part of the office hen whisper campaign, but no getbigger ever feared that

Just make sure every time you're near the HR chicks in the office you mention your church and your weekend volunteer work. As long as YOU never give them ammo, you can practically ball the bosses wife and get away with it
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2016, 08:55:46 PM
Yes, you could end up part of the office hen whisper campaign, but no getbigger ever feared that

Just make sure every time you're near the HR chicks in the office you mention your church and your weekend volunteer work. As long as YOU never give them ammo, you can practically ball the bosses wife and get away with it

HR person: "So, SF1900, what did you do this weekend?
SF1900: "Oh, you know, same old. Went to church on Sunday, volunteered at a soup kitchen, then rescued a kitten from a tree. Standard day."
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 19, 2016, 09:02:09 PM
HR person: "So, SF1900, what did you do this weekend?
SF1900: "Oh, you know, same old. Went to church on Sunday, volunteered at a soup kitchen, then rescued a kitten from a tree. Standard day."

Yep.

Then when Sally in accounting says you stare at her tits during meetings you can fall back on your reputation of sober, chaste, church going behavior
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 19, 2016, 11:00:52 PM
Take it as a compliment because she probably has 2-5% neanderthal DNA in her system. Neanderthals would not go near Africans for sex. They would not breed with them. They believe that Neanderthals may have been redheads. Maybe that's why the NFL elite owners keep Roger Goodell as their commissioner...Neanderth als are suppose to be extremely good in math.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: AbrahamG on January 19, 2016, 11:40:11 PM
Have sex with her husband to assert dominance

I'm not sure him taking it up the ass would assert dominance.  But what do I know.  As long as the ugly bitch didn't smoke, my cock would have ended up in her mouth.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Henda on January 20, 2016, 12:13:26 AM
She is offering you it on a plate, who gives a fuck if she's ugly, do you have a good reason not to fuck her?
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Radical Plato on January 20, 2016, 12:15:32 AM
Still not gay because of masculine appearance if that's what your worried about. If not, what's the problem?

If you really don't like it then tell her to fuck off? Are you a beta male? You sound like one....
Women by law are allowed to assault a man both physically and sexually.  Hope this helps. Welcome to the gynocentric era.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: NordicNerd on January 20, 2016, 12:18:46 AM
Just as a joke when I was a teenager. I worked during the summer at this factory where a woman about 40 years old found it funny to feel up all the teenage boys. She had many gadgets also- offering coffee from a thermos and when you opened the lid, a huge rubber penis popped out  ;D.

Good fun...

NN
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 20, 2016, 02:31:38 AM
a few months back this female colleague in her 50's was trying to flirt with me
she's ugly and fat and looks like a man with curly orange red hair
I did not respond @ all

then in a slightly narrow space near some office tables she "accidentally" gets close to brush up against me and grope by buttocks with her large man hands

I don't react and she says in a very false way , "oh, im sorry"

I just walk away.

what would u guys do from here?

obviously if it was a young hot girl I wouldn't mind but this ugly, worse than cougar, carrot top.................ugh

we all know what BMC would have done  :D
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 20, 2016, 02:33:09 AM
Steering off topic a little, but Ive always kept it EXTREMELY professional at work. A simple, "Hi, how are you?" and a smile is all I really give. Of course I will engage in chit-chat, but I keep it very superficial.

You tell a woman that you like her dress, you're ass is canned if she reports you. You ask a woman what she is doing for the weekend, she interprets it as you asking her on a date. Youre ass is canned.

so you don't stalk away people there like you do on Getbig?  :D    ;D
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Yamcha on January 20, 2016, 02:41:08 AM
I'm sorry for grabbing your ass.  ;)
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: _aj_ on January 20, 2016, 03:24:57 AM
Really? It seems like there have been times where the woman claims sexual harassment and the man gets fired. I mean, Im going by what you hear in the news and shit. So, I could be wrong. Either way, I am still overly cautious as to what I say to female coworkers.

It's all how you pull it off. When I worked at a super large multinational telecommunications company, I used to go down to HR to talk to my recruiter. As soon as I walked in, I would shout out, "How are all my ladies today!?" and they would all giggle.

Even HR harpies like a real man.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: denarii on January 20, 2016, 05:14:38 AM
once at a xmas party i got behind an openly gay guy who lifted, picked him up in a bear hug, carried him over to two of my male colleagues and tossed him onto them with a lewd comment. the gay guy didnt speak to me for three months after that, but i think he enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: CalvinH on January 20, 2016, 05:14:57 AM
Yes, I've been sexually assaulted at work by a few women of varying ages and levels of attractiveness.  I did nothing about it, because I am a man and I don't give a fuck.  If some woman wants to feel me up then go for it.  That's why I lift weights.....to make women wet in their pussies.


 ;D
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Rusty Trombone on January 20, 2016, 05:56:05 AM
ever hear of standards?  :P
No....   :-[
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2016, 06:12:47 AM
About 6 years ago, i got in a spot of trouble for engaging in fisticuffs with a scoundrel.

Always knew you were John L Sullivan's gimmick.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 20, 2016, 06:13:46 AM
Yes, I've been sexually assaulted at work by a few women of varying ages and levels of attractiveness.  I did nothing about it, because I am a man and I don't give a fuck.  If some woman wants to feel me up then go for it.  That's why I lift weights.....to make women wet in their pussies.

HELL YEAH!!!! 

@OP...at least get a blowjob
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Purge_WTF on January 20, 2016, 06:15:01 AM
 Never assaulted, but harassed. I've been largely asexual for the better part of my adult life, and some young women take it personally when they make advances and you don't reciprocate.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2016, 06:16:50 AM
It's all how you pull it off. When I worked at a super large multinational telecommunications company, I used to go down to HR to talk to my recruiter. As soon as I walked in, I would shout out, "How are all my ladies today!?" and they would all giggle.

Even HR harpies like a real man.

Exactly...in a lot of cases, the only difference  between sexual assault and harmless flirting is whether she like you or not.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: wes on January 20, 2016, 06:37:36 AM
BigMikeCox would have been all over her shit like a hobo on a hotdog!   :D
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: loco on January 20, 2016, 06:45:59 AM
Yes, a guy I know has been sexually assaulted by two hot women at work.  They sexually assaulted him last week, the week before that, and he's hoping they will sexually assault him again next week and the week after.  Poor fella.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 20, 2016, 06:47:29 AM
If she has a mouth let her blow you in the Janitor's closet your office.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 20, 2016, 06:59:30 AM
BigMikeCox would have been all over her shit like a hobo on a hotdog!   :D

You know me too well Wes!!!

Nothinig like fucking the ugly chick at work and having others find out about it  :-[
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 20, 2016, 07:14:00 AM
You know me too well Wes!!!

Nothinig like fucking the ugly chick at work and having others find out about it  :-[

You just need a good reputation then you can deny it.  When younger I would pursue the 10's.  I would get shot down often but also get my scores so my friends knew the quality of chicks I was fucking.  I then realized the effort wasn't worth it and was turning down a lot of free pussy from uglier chicks.  I would smash them on the DL and if any spoke out about it I would just deny it and my friends would believe me knowing that I've fucked some hot ones.  Man, if I just wasn't so blind when younger and wasted so much time and effort on always trying to bag the hottest girl in the club I could have had a shit load more pussy.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 20, 2016, 10:07:18 AM
That's why I lift weights.....to make women wet in their pussies.

I think I just got my next tattoo idea.
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 20, 2016, 10:11:11 AM
I think I just got my next tattoo idea.

I lift weights to make women wet in their pussies-slogan? :D
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: Dr.J on January 20, 2016, 04:13:49 PM
Pretty standard knowledge around here that we need pictures of said blimp to help you out.  I personally need pictures of her butthole to make a fair assessment! !
Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: _bruce_ on January 21, 2016, 04:44:05 AM
Just ignore her - some women, usually the lowest tier ones, can be very aggressive towards a males but they're desperate and can't hurt you.

Title: Re: Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on January 21, 2016, 04:57:20 AM
Anal. No lube. All while dunking her head in a toilet. Preferably after someone hasn't flushed. Pics.

She won't bother you again.