Anyone here been sexually assualted @ their work and what did you do about it?

[old-school-lifter]

a few months back this female colleague in her 50's was trying to flirt with me
she's ugly and fat and looks like a man with curly orange red hair
I did not respond @ all

then in a slightly narrow space near some office tables she "accidentally" gets close to brush up against me and grope by buttocks with her large man hands

I don't react and she says in a very false way , "oh, im sorry"

I just walk away.

what would u guys do from here?

obviously if it was a young hot girl I wouldn't mind but this ugly, worse than cougar, carrot top.................ugh

[C-BuZz]

Still not gay because of masculine appearance if that's what your worried about. If not, what's the problem?

If you really don't like it then tell her to fuck off? Are you a beta male? You sound like one....

[gcb]

[Pray_4_War]

Yes, I've been sexually assaulted at work by a few women of varying ages and levels of attractiveness.  I did nothing about it, because I am a man and I don't give a fuck.  If some woman wants to feel me up then go for it.  That's why I lift weights.....to make women wet in their pussies.

[C-BuZz]

Yes, I've been sexually assaulted at work by a few women of varying ages and levels of attractiveness.  I did nothing about it, because I am a man and I don't give a fuck.  If some woman wants to feel me up the go for it.  That's why I lift weights.....to make women wet in their pussies.

Yep, real men don't run sooking about being felt up/ass squeezed by the opposite sex. They usually just tell them to either fuck off or most likely encourage it  

If men do it to women, your going to jail without passing go.

[Tapeworm]

Mention your girlfriend a lot.  Or your boyfriend.  As you like.

The mindset of a fine piece of ass enduring in someone who hasn't been even a halfway piece of ass for 25 years is a weird and unfortunate thing.  It's female ILS.  IDS.  Imaginary desirability syndrome.  It's over, hon.  Buy a cat already.

[old-school-lifter]

If men do it to women, your going to jail without passing go.

exactly!

societys fucking double standards

fucking feminists and their double standards

if I groped a female colleague I'd get fired

[Army of One]

Have sex with her husband to assert dominance

[Rusty Trombone]

You are an epic homo if you refused a potential cock sucking from this andro cougar.

[_aj_]

Yes, I've been sexually assaulted at work by a few women of varying ages and levels of attractiveness.  I did nothing about it, because I am a man and I don't give a fuck.  If some woman wants to feel me up then go for it.  That's why I lift weights.....to make women wet in their pussies.

This is a real man's response.

[Dave D]

Have sex with her husband to assert dominance

Best advice. Don't forget to tell her about the experience in graphic detail.

[WannaBePro]

At my old job there was a guy who used to grab my arm and feel my biceps. It was super awkward and weird. I told one of my coworkers and he said he's had the same thing happen to him. After this happened 3 times I went to HR and told them about it. I thought they did nothing about it, as he would still attempt to grab my arm, I would just pull away before he got close. Then I went off on vacation for 2 weeks, came back and he was gone. Heard he was fired cause he did that to a couple other people in the office as well.

[Never1AShow]

Where is Howard when you need him?  Obviously you rip epic loud farts whenever you see her.  Tell her, "I've been saving it up for you".  Then shit your pants.

[Never1AShow]

At my old job there was a guy who used to grab my arm and feel my biceps. It was super awkward and weird. I told one of my coworkers and he said he's had the same thing happen to him. After this happened 3 times I went to HR and told them about it. I thought they did nothing about it, as he would still attempt to grab my arm, I would just pull away before he got close. Then I went off on vacation for 2 weeks, came back and he was gone. Heard he was fired cause he did that to a couple other people in the office as well.

Good thing he hadn't seen your avatar.

[old-school-lifter]

You are an epic homo if you refused a potential cock sucking from this andro cougar.

ever hear of standards? 

[SF1900]

Steering off topic a little, but Ive always kept it EXTREMELY professional at work. A simple, "Hi, how are you?" and a smile is all I really give. Of course I will engage in chit-chat, but I keep it very superficial.

You tell a woman that you like her dress, you're ass is canned if she reports you. You ask a woman what she is doing for the weekend, she interprets it as you asking her on a date. Youre ass is canned.

[OB1]

Yes multiple times.
Since they all were female i decided it would be best to ignore it, do nothing about it and move on.

[Walter Sobchak]

Steering off topic a little, but Ive always kept it EXTREMELY professional at work. A simple, "Hi, how are you?" and a smile is all I really give. Of course I will engage in chit-chat, but I keep it very superficial.

You tell a woman that you like her dress, you're ass is canned if she reports you. You ask a woman what she is doing for the weekend, she interprets it as you asking her on a date. Youre ass is canned.

No.

That won't happen.

No company will fire an employee over a "he says - she says"

[SF1900]

No.

That won't happen.

No company will fire an employee over a "he says - she says"

Really? It seems like there have been times where the woman claims sexual harassment and the man gets fired. I mean, Im going by what you hear in the news and shit. So, I could be wrong. Either way, I am still overly cautious as to what I say to female coworkers.

[Walter Sobchak]

Really? It seems like there have been times where the woman claims sexual harassment and the man gets fired. I mean, Im going by what you hear in the news and shit. So, I could be wrong. Either way, I am still overly cautious as to what I say to female coworkers.

No.

Doesn't happen that way.

No company is going to terminate an employee when it is one word against another with no proof.

The lawsuit would bankrupt them

[SF1900]

No.

Doesn't happen that way.

No company is going to terminate an employee when it is one word against another with no proof.

The lawsuit would bankrupt them

Interesting. I guess I am being overly paranoid, however, Id rather not have people look at me in a skeptical way, even though I didn't do anything wrong. You know how it is: even if proven innocent, people still look at you in a different way.

[Walter Sobchak]

Interesting. I guess I am being overly paranoid, however, Id rather not have people look at me in a skeptical way, even though I didn't do anything wrong. You know how it is: even if proven innocent, people still look at you in a different way.

Yes, you could end up part of the office hen whisper campaign, but no getbigger ever feared that

Just make sure every time you're near the HR chicks in the office you mention your church and your weekend volunteer work. As long as YOU never give them ammo, you can practically ball the bosses wife and get away with it

[SF1900]

Yes, you could end up part of the office hen whisper campaign, but no getbigger ever feared that

Just make sure every time you're near the HR chicks in the office you mention your church and your weekend volunteer work. As long as YOU never give them ammo, you can practically ball the bosses wife and get away with it

HR person: "So, SF1900, what did you do this weekend?
SF1900: "Oh, you know, same old. Went to church on Sunday, volunteered at a soup kitchen, then rescued a kitten from a tree. Standard day."

[Walter Sobchak]

HR person: "So, SF1900, what did you do this weekend?
SF1900: "Oh, you know, same old. Went to church on Sunday, volunteered at a soup kitchen, then rescued a kitten from a tree. Standard day."

Yep.

Then when Sally in accounting says you stare at her tits during meetings you can fall back on your reputation of sober, chaste, church going behavior

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Take it as a compliment because she probably has 2-5% neanderthal DNA in her system. Neanderthals would not go near Africans for sex. They would not breed with them. They believe that Neanderthals may have been redheads. Maybe that's why the NFL elite owners keep Roger Goodell as their commissioner...Neanderth als are suppose to be extremely good in math.