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Title: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2016, 10:16:12 PM
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.
Title: Re: One day I may..........
Post by: calfzilla on January 22, 2016, 10:17:49 PM
Friday night 1am, yep, drunk. And posting about posting.
Title: Re: One day I may..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2016, 10:24:33 PM
Friday night 1am, yep, drunk. And posting about posting.
No, I am tired of getting "notifications" on my phone, about how Getbig isn't the same without me.

Guys, I love Getbig too, but sometimes I need a break.
Title: Re: One day I may..........
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 22, 2016, 10:35:25 PM
No, I am tired of getting "notifications" on my phone, about how Getbig isn't the same without me.

Guys, I love Getbig too, but sometimes I need a break.

eat poop.

you suck. 

(i haven't posted for 3 months but came out of retirement to make this post.)
Title: Re: One day I may..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2016, 10:37:44 PM
eat poop.

you suck. 

(i haven't posted for 3 months but came out of retirement to make this post.)
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Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 22, 2016, 11:52:03 PM
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.
you really cant let go of the fact that ron replaced you with chaos on the mmaboard  😀
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Smokincrazy on January 23, 2016, 12:06:47 AM
Blockhead is a legend. Your not on that level. 
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: 10pints on January 23, 2016, 12:18:30 AM
Self-aggrandising rhetoric.......Painfully obvious when Shizzo is back on the booze.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Henda on January 23, 2016, 12:23:42 AM
Why don't you put some effort into having sex with a female for the first time in 5 years instead of this homo nerd shit that you currently concentrate your efforts ?
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: _aj_ on January 23, 2016, 04:46:24 AM
Not sure why I occupy so much real estate in your mind, but I am sure that you'll eventually get over it.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Set It Up on January 23, 2016, 05:00:52 AM
Lol shizzo just emailed me asking for info on why he's been banned....lololol he emails ME???????
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: drkaje on January 23, 2016, 05:39:17 AM
No cooter in 5 years?!
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 05:42:08 AM
i have no problem with shizzo but when did he exactly become "a thing" on here?

i was time travelling a bit so I missed a lot things so if anyone wants to give me the "TL/DR" version of the story I'd appreciate it


and by "I'd appreciate it" what I really mean is that "by the time someone posts Cliffs I really won't care to know the answer anymore"
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: OB1 on January 23, 2016, 05:42:25 AM
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.

Fail.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Henda on January 23, 2016, 06:13:35 AM
i have no problem with shizzo but when did he exactly become "a thing" on here?

i was time travelling a bit so I missed a lot things so if anyone wants to give me the "TL/DR" version of the story I'd appreciate it


and by "I'd appreciate it" what I really mean is that "by the time someone posts Cliffs I really won't care to know the answer anymore"

Only in his mind is he anything here, to anyone else he's like a bout of recurring herpes, you just wish he'd fuck off for good
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: chaos on January 23, 2016, 07:29:19 AM
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.
The vote was not to ban you out of pity and fear that you may actually harm yourself in real life and certain mods couldn't handle that on their conscience.  ::)
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Palumboism on January 23, 2016, 07:31:47 AM
No cooter in 5 years?!

He's hinted he pays hookers for sex.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Yamcha on January 23, 2016, 07:33:15 AM
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fuck off shitzo
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 07:38:43 AM
No cooter in 5 years?!

not to make this thread about me but it's been that long for me as well

however, I've LEGIT never paid for a hooker


Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: OB1 on January 23, 2016, 07:42:25 AM
not to make this thread about me but it's been that long for me as well

however, I've LEGIT never paid for a hooker

Paying for sex is pathetic anyway.
Let them pay you.  :)
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: bigmc on January 23, 2016, 07:43:26 AM
not to make this thread about me but it's been that long for me as well

however, I've LEGIT never paid for a hooker




you full gay now brah
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 07:44:45 AM
i wish I was gay....my life would be legit easier
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: bigmc on January 23, 2016, 07:45:37 AM
i wish I was gay....my life would be legit easier

yea you would be fabulous darling
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 07:47:33 AM
Paying for sex is pathetic anyway.
Let them pay you.  :)

yeah.....I would never pay for a prostitute because my pride would be SO hurt by the fact I had to pay a hooker that I would just die on the inside


and yes- I realize that we ALL pay for sex when we take a girl out on a date.....but there is a huge difference between paying a hooker and paying for coffee

also, you're not original for replying with "I don't pay hookers for sex--I pay them to leave"
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 07:49:18 AM
yea you would be fabulous darling

seriously that's the truth

-I would never have to pay for anything EVER again
-Getting laid would be a snap
-and I could gain a shit load of weight, never shave my body hair, grow a beard and still find guys to fuck me because I would be a "Hot Bear"

EDIT: changed the spelling from "wait" to "weight"
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: chaos on January 23, 2016, 07:50:37 AM
seriously that's the truth

-I would never have to pay for anything EVER again
-Getting laid would be a snap
-and I could gain a shit load of wait, never shave my body hair, grow a beard and still find guys to fuck me because I would be a "Hot Bear"


What are you weighing in at these days?
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 07:51:32 AM
What are you weighing in at these days?

weighed in at 184 last Sunday...I'm happy at that weight actually but I'm prolly a couple lbs down since then

Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Fallsview on January 23, 2016, 08:06:16 AM
Yes, these gimmicks are sickening. Lets clean it up!!!!!


GODSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: OB1 on January 23, 2016, 08:07:04 AM
also, you're not original for replying with "I don't pay hookers for sex--I pay them to leave"

I never said anything like that.
And I never had anything to do with hookers either...

Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 08:29:51 AM
I never said anything like that.
And I never had anything to do with hookers either...



not "you" as in "OB1"


"you" as in the person who was about to post that predictable Charlie Sheen line

I've been around the intranets long enough to know when guys talk about paying hookers someone EVENTUALLY posts that line...it's not original anymore
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: OB1 on January 23, 2016, 08:31:35 AM
not "you" as in "OB1"


"you" as in the person who was about to post that predictable Charlie Sheen line

I've been around the intranets long enough to know when guys talk about paying hookers someone EVENTUALLY posts that line...it's not original anymore

Ok.
Didn't knew it was a Charlie Sheen line...
It's just my personal opinion.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: drkaje on January 23, 2016, 09:30:40 AM
not to make this thread about me but it's been that long for me as well

however, I've LEGIT never paid for a hooker




That's lame.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 23, 2016, 09:53:11 AM
The vote was not to ban you out of pity and fear that you may actually harm yourself in real life and certain mods couldn't handle that on their conscience.  ::)

I have no conscience, can I ban the fat fuck?
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 10:08:16 AM
That's lame.

honestly, you get used to it after a while


this is gonna be odd and I will leave this post here without any edits but I've had a "good run" and if I were to never get laid again it really wouldn't bother me...

there is a bit of hyperbole there but I stand by word

then again that could change but I know that I"m not as much of a slut as used to be
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 01:11:19 PM
The vote was not to ban you out of pity and fear that you may actually harm yourself in real life and certain mods couldn't handle that on their conscience.  ::)
;)
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 23, 2016, 01:17:01 PM
;)

How many times do we need to vote to ban this prick before the mods actually do something about it?
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: gym**rat on January 23, 2016, 02:31:11 PM
How many times do we need to vote to ban this prick before the mods actually do something about it?

As it has been explained to me by 2 different mods in the past they look at him as being pathetic and harmless. So they leave him be. Well they got it 1/2 right for sure. Very pathetic.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 02:41:03 PM
As it has been explained to me by 2 different mods in the past they look at him as being pathetic and harmless. So they leave him be. Well they got it 1/2 right for sure. Very pathetic.
You come across as being very bitter, and unhappy.

Enjoy life, my friend.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: OB1 on January 23, 2016, 02:56:12 PM
You come across as being very bitter, and unhappy.

Nice projection.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: gym**rat on January 23, 2016, 03:26:40 PM
You come across as being very bitter, and unhappy.

Enjoy life, my friend.

I am not bitter. I just think you are the turd of the human race. I hope that clears it up for you.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 03:40:39 PM
I am not bitter. I just think you are the turd of the human race. I hope that clears it up for you.
Which clearly means that you take this website way too seriously.

Whoever you are.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: falco on January 23, 2016, 04:37:37 PM
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.

Actually you and him look like different species. And yours is unknown.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 04:49:26 PM
Actually you and him look like different species. And yours is unknown.
Agreed. After 30 years of Autistic training, I would have thought that he would look better.

I am happy that he has a good job and a wonderful family.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 04:54:43 PM
Hey Falco, you are Portuguese, correct? My grandmother is Portuguese, and has the papers from her grandfather, coming over into the U.S.

It really does fascinate me. We are like brothers.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: chaos on January 23, 2016, 05:01:37 PM
Hey Falco, you are Portuguese, correct? My grandmother is Portuguese, and has the papers from her grandfather, coming over into the U.S.

It really does fascinate me. We are like brothers.
falco loading his gun and swallowing pills while tightening his noose...
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: chaos on January 23, 2016, 05:06:17 PM
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.
Why did you email Josh begging for help when you were banned?
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 05:07:04 PM
falco loading his gun and swallowing pills while tightening his noose...
I hope not, we are brethren. He can E-mail me for workout tips.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: chaos on January 23, 2016, 05:08:28 PM
I hope not, we are brethren. He can E-mail me for workout tips.
Like you emailed Josh when you were banned for 90 days minutes?
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 05:11:41 PM
Why did you email Josh begging for help when you were banned?
He was my only known outlet. Plus, he is just as informed as the mods are.

I wasn't "begging for help" I just wanted answers. It's a bad sign when you can get more reliable info from members, then Getbig moderators.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 05:13:11 PM
Like you emailed Josh when you were banned for 90 days minutes?
I can sense a bait from a mile away.  :P
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: chaos on January 23, 2016, 05:21:07 PM
Waa, no mod agreed to the stipulations, Josh help me.
Lol!!
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 05:24:21 PM
Waa, no mod agreed to the stipulations, Josh help me.
Lol!!
You laugh, but you are scared of him. Fact.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: gym**rat on January 23, 2016, 05:34:59 PM
He was my only known outlet. Plus, he is just as informed as the mods are.

I wasn't "begging for help" I just wanted answers. It's a bad sign when you can get more reliable info from members, then Getbig moderators.

And you say I take this site too seriously. Lol, nice try 5 yr virgin or whomever you are.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 23, 2016, 05:38:59 PM
And you say I take this site too seriously. Lol, nice try 5 yr virgin or whomever you are.
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Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: drkaje on January 23, 2016, 06:13:20 PM
I'm still stuck on the no vagina thing.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: SF1900 on January 23, 2016, 08:17:28 PM
Classic Shizzo:

Start a serious thread about posting because you know he was serious.

Get calls out.

Claims everyone takes this place too seriously.

Claims he is the awesome troll.

 
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: gym**rat on January 23, 2016, 09:54:27 PM
Classic Shizzo:

Start a serious thread about posting because you know he was serious.

Get calls out.

Claims everyone takes this place too seriously.

Claims he is the awesome troll.

 

You left out the last part:

Goes to bed alone.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: SF1900 on January 23, 2016, 10:07:23 PM
You left out the last part:

Goes to bed alone.

Lmao  ;D
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: OB1 on January 23, 2016, 10:29:55 PM
You left out the last part:

Goes to bed alone.

 :D
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 23, 2016, 11:30:54 PM
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Donny on January 25, 2016, 02:31:39 AM
you full gay now brah
:o GEEZ looks like you are looking for new cock
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2016, 02:48:55 AM
Lol shizzo just emailed me asking for info on why he's been banned....lololol he emails ME???????

he is drinking again
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 25, 2016, 11:26:05 AM
You left out the last part:

Goes to bed alone.
hahahaha


Sf1900 post was quite accurate, pretty sad
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: doggler on January 25, 2016, 11:30:56 AM
I hope not, we are brethren. He can E-mail me for workout tips.

Jelqing ?
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 25, 2016, 05:14:31 PM
hahahaha


Sf1900 post was quite accurate, pretty sad
That is where some of you guys are wrong. Literally, I am the exact opposite of serious, on this website.

It's guys that argue about shit endlessly, that need to look in the mirror. As many of my pics suggest, I have no problem looking in the mirror.
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 25, 2016, 05:40:00 PM
That is where some of you guys are wrong. Literally, I am the exact opposite of serious, on this website.

It's guys that argue about shit endlessly, that need to look in the mirror. As many of my pics suggest, I have no problem looking in the mirror.

Help me Josh, help me.....
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: King Shizzo on January 25, 2016, 05:45:54 PM
Help me Josh, help me.....
And it worked.  ;)
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: chaos on January 25, 2016, 06:40:11 PM
And it worked.  ;)
No it didn't.  ;)
Title: Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 25, 2016, 06:42:17 PM
And it worked.  ;)

Oh yes, the two of you are so nefarious.