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ONE DAY I MAY..........
« on: January 22, 2016, 10:16:12 PM »
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.
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calfzilla

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Re: One day I may..........
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2016, 10:17:49 PM »
Friday night 1am, yep, drunk. And posting about posting.
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King Shizzo

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Re: One day I may..........
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2016, 10:24:33 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on January 22, 2016, 10:17:49 PM
Friday night 1am, yep, drunk. And posting about posting.
No, I am tired of getting "notifications" on my phone, about how Getbig isn't the same without me.

Guys, I love Getbig too, but sometimes I need a break.
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Re: One day I may..........
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2016, 10:35:25 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 22, 2016, 10:24:33 PM
No, I am tired of getting "notifications" on my phone, about how Getbig isn't the same without me.

Guys, I love Getbig too, but sometimes I need a break.

eat poop.

you suck. 

(i haven't posted for 3 months but came out of retirement to make this post.)
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King Shizzo

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Re: One day I may..........
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2016, 10:37:44 PM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on January 22, 2016, 10:35:25 PM
eat poop.

you suck. 

(i haven't posted for 3 months but came out of retirement to make this post.)
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2016, 11:52:03 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 22, 2016, 10:16:12 PM
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.
you really cant let go of the fact that ron replaced you with chaos on the mmaboard  😀
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2016, 12:06:47 AM »
Blockhead is a legend. Your not on that level. 
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2016, 12:18:30 AM »
Self-aggrandising rhetoric.......Painfully obvious when Shizzo is back on the booze.
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2016, 12:23:42 AM »
Why don't you put some effort into having sex with a female for the first time in 5 years instead of this homo nerd shit that you currently concentrate your efforts ?
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2016, 04:46:24 AM »
Not sure why I occupy so much real estate in your mind, but I am sure that you'll eventually get over it.
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2016, 05:00:52 AM »
Lol shizzo just emailed me asking for info on why he's been banned....lololol he emails ME???????
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2016, 05:39:17 AM »
No cooter in 5 years?!
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2016, 05:42:08 AM »
i have no problem with shizzo but when did he exactly become "a thing" on here?

i was time travelling a bit so I missed a lot things so if anyone wants to give me the "TL/DR" version of the story I'd appreciate it


and by "I'd appreciate it" what I really mean is that "by the time someone posts Cliffs I really won't care to know the answer anymore"
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OB1

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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2016, 05:42:25 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 22, 2016, 10:16:12 PM
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.

Fail.
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2016, 06:13:35 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 05:42:08 AM
i have no problem with shizzo but when did he exactly become "a thing" on here?

i was time travelling a bit so I missed a lot things so if anyone wants to give me the "TL/DR" version of the story I'd appreciate it


and by "I'd appreciate it" what I really mean is that "by the time someone posts Cliffs I really won't care to know the answer anymore"

Only in his mind is he anything here, to anyone else he's like a bout of recurring herpes, you just wish he'd fuck off for good
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2016, 07:29:19 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 22, 2016, 10:16:12 PM
Leave Getbig. But for now, as a Getbig Hall of Famer (first ballot) it is my duty to keep certain things in check:

- Tiny tits and gimmicks.
- Terrible threads
- Princess L's full box
- Chaos's horrible modship of the MMA board
- This "Blockhead" character as if he could ever compare to me  ::)
- AJ's pedestrian physique


I was E-mailed by a few people over the past week. They begged me not to leave Getbig.
The vote was not to ban you out of pity and fear that you may actually harm yourself in real life and certain mods couldn't handle that on their conscience.  ::)
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2016, 07:31:47 AM »
Quote from: drkaje on January 23, 2016, 05:39:17 AM
No cooter in 5 years?!

He's hinted he pays hookers for sex.
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2016, 07:33:15 AM »


fuck off shitzo
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johnnynoname

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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2016, 07:38:43 AM »
Quote from: drkaje on January 23, 2016, 05:39:17 AM
No cooter in 5 years?!

not to make this thread about me but it's been that long for me as well

however, I've LEGIT never paid for a hooker


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OB1

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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2016, 07:42:25 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 07:38:43 AM
not to make this thread about me but it's been that long for me as well

however, I've LEGIT never paid for a hooker

Paying for sex is pathetic anyway.
Let them pay you.  :)
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2016, 07:43:26 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 07:38:43 AM
not to make this thread about me but it's been that long for me as well

however, I've LEGIT never paid for a hooker




you full gay now brah
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johnnynoname

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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2016, 07:44:45 AM »
i wish I was gay....my life would be legit easier
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bigmc

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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2016, 07:45:37 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 23, 2016, 07:44:45 AM
i wish I was gay....my life would be legit easier

yea you would be fabulous darling
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2016, 07:47:33 AM »
Quote from: OB1 on January 23, 2016, 07:42:25 AM
Paying for sex is pathetic anyway.
Let them pay you.  :)

yeah.....I would never pay for a prostitute because my pride would be SO hurt by the fact I had to pay a hooker that I would just die on the inside


and yes- I realize that we ALL pay for sex when we take a girl out on a date.....but there is a huge difference between paying a hooker and paying for coffee

also, you're not original for replying with "I don't pay hookers for sex--I pay them to leave"
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Re: ONE DAY I MAY..........
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2016, 07:49:18 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on January 23, 2016, 07:45:37 AM
yea you would be fabulous darling

seriously that's the truth

-I would never have to pay for anything EVER again
-Getting laid would be a snap
-and I could gain a shit load of weight, never shave my body hair, grow a beard and still find guys to fuck me because I would be a "Hot Bear"

EDIT: changed the spelling from "wait" to "weight"
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