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Title: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: WannaBePro on February 10, 2016, 04:51:56 AM
Land of the free home of the brave!*

Wonder how they would enforce this. Bedroom cops?

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The Michigan Senate has passed a bill on January28th this year that has left sodomy, inclusive of anal, oral, gay and non-gay acts, punishable by up to 15 years in prison. It isn’t the first time similar bills have been passed, with Michigan accompanied in their oppressive legislations along with Idaho, Utah, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana.

The laws Michigan insist on upholding are referenced within the conduct of bestiality – which could see one charged registered on a sex offences list; despite U.S. Supreme Court rulings that deem this ban unconstitutional.

The SB 219 reads on page 20 and 21, that “A person who commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature either with mankind or with any animal is guilty of a felony,” and that the person caught will face “not more than 15 years in prison.”

The entire document prior to the last entries notated, documents general housekeeping and welfare of animals from the type of dog kennel expected to house your pet to pitting dogs against each other in a fighting ring. “Mankind” only makes it on the final pages.

The Senate Bill is still to pass through the House for approval, but in the eyes of some, “mankind” warrants being locked up for an act that has nothing to do with animal welfare. Putting consensual oral and anal sex in the same category as bestiality erodes the freedoms of consenting adults.

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Already told my girl we're never moving to Michigan  ;D
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Thong Maniac on February 10, 2016, 04:58:25 AM
Land of the free home of the brave!*

Wonder how they would enforce this. Bedroom cops?

http://anonhq.com/48910-2/ (http://anonhq.com/48910-2/)

Already told my girl we're never moving to Michigan  ;D

old conservatards still going strong. they love policing morality
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 10, 2016, 05:02:54 AM
Haha your politicans are almost as weird as south koreans

 
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: WannaBePro on February 10, 2016, 05:06:15 AM
old conservatards still going strong. they love policing morality

And ironically, they are always the ones getting caught doing shit they're against eventually.
It never surprises me when an anti-gay rights politician gets caught fucking or being fucked my another man. Seems to be par for the course.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: WannaBePro on February 10, 2016, 05:08:32 AM
Haha your politicans are almost as weird as south koreans

 

I really hope Ontario/Canada never pulls this shit. I don't even know how they'd enforce it! I mean, if they catch people doing it in public, there are already laws against public sex acts, so this would fall under those. This would only apply to people having butt sex or oral sex in the privacy of their home.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: myosaurus on February 10, 2016, 05:36:46 AM
for real? does that mean it's unlawful to be gay?
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 10, 2016, 05:38:17 AM
Useless law....can't override a federal law
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: _aj_ on February 10, 2016, 06:16:53 AM
Useless law....can't override a federal law

What federal law do you speak of?

Stupid law, yes. But it's the states that have the power under the 10th amendment to do stupid things.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: SquidVicious on February 10, 2016, 06:33:09 AM
They should have an Anal Protest where couples gather on the state legislature lawn and have anal sex all day for the media. #OccupyMyAnus
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Mclovin on February 10, 2016, 07:04:48 AM
What federal law do you speak of?

Stupid law, yes. But it's the states that have the power under the 10th amendment to do stupid things.

These laws have already been ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in Lawrence v. Texas, so they carry no weight, regardless of laws against sodomy at the state level. This is just politicians trying to appease their socially conservative / evangelical base, especially in light of the gay marriage ruling last year.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: _aj_ on February 10, 2016, 07:46:40 AM
These laws have already been ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in Lawrence v. Texas, so they carry no weight, regardless of laws against sodomy at the state level. This is just politicians trying to appease their socially conservative / evangelical base, especially in light of the gay marriage ruling last year.

Where in the Constitution does it mention the federal primacy over sexual preference? I will wait.

Vince mentioned "federal law", not the Constitution.

Reality check is that states should be remarkably free do do retarded shit like this. That is the beauty of a Constitutional Republic.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: YngiweRhoads on February 10, 2016, 08:10:56 AM
Enjoy your modern totalitarian state.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 10, 2016, 08:18:35 AM
Where in the Constitution does it mention the federal primacy over sexual preference? I will wait.

Vince mentioned "federal law", not the Constitution.

Reality check is that states should be remarkably free do do retarded shit like this. That is the beauty of a Constitutional Republic.


Its also constitutional....Right to privacy.  The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig. :-\
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Yamcha on February 10, 2016, 08:27:08 AM
gotta go across state lines for some good o' farthole bang bang
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: mazrim on February 10, 2016, 08:30:17 AM
I think anal sex is downright disgusting but very weird to make a law like this.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: _aj_ on February 10, 2016, 08:36:47 AM

Its also constitutional....Right to privacy.  The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig. :-\

"Privacy"' in the 4th amendment is on some shaky constitutional ground. I would like it to be strengthened via the amendment process. Article V, please.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: SquidVicious on February 10, 2016, 08:47:08 AM
I think anal sex is downright disgusting but very weird to make a law like this.
What if one of her exes banged your GF in the ass and right now she's fantasizing about that. Do you just let her keep fantasizing or look for an opportunity to cheat on you with some guy who will fill her backdoor?
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Yamcha on February 10, 2016, 08:52:25 AM
What if one of her exes banged your GF in the ass and right now she's fantasizing about that. Do you just let her keep fantasizing or look for an opportunity to cheat on you with some guy who will fill her backdoor?

I'll be her backdoor man
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: peroni on February 10, 2016, 09:06:07 AM
Prison is the perfect place to deter people from anal and oral sex. Very fitting.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: SquidVicious on February 10, 2016, 10:28:34 AM
Prison is the perfect place to deter people from anal and oral sex. Very fitting.
Haha. Brilliant!
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2016, 10:41:15 AM
Prison is the perfect place to deter people from anal and oral sex. Very fitting.

...STILL NUTS BOTH MAIN VILLIANS FROM DIE HARD ARE DEAD...
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Dave D on February 10, 2016, 10:44:50 AM
It's about time they got this done.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Conker on February 10, 2016, 10:45:14 AM
yeh but they can still keep their guns though. so still got their freedom.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Papper on February 10, 2016, 11:08:09 AM
It can send a message. Kind of like fostering their citizens.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 10, 2016, 11:11:25 AM

Its also constitutional....Right to privacy.  The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig. :-\

Golden.....
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Tapeworm on February 10, 2016, 12:01:39 PM
Is this legislation penis specific or does it extend to fingers as well?  Can I still give her the bowling ball treatment?  But that's my move, Your Honor!
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Coffeed on February 10, 2016, 01:23:16 PM
Well it doesn't surprise me some slick politician tried to slip this in the back door.

Pig.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: ritch on February 10, 2016, 01:28:23 PM
Ironic to make butt sex illegal to send them to a place that will end up with them dong or receiving more of it.

Also wonder how much it cost to pass those bills, stupid assholes, needs a good bullet in the head to sort him out whoever the fuck passed this.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 10, 2016, 02:36:07 PM
Enjoy your modern totalitarian state.

It will be the extreme left that brings it back around to a totalitarian state. Careful what you wish for people.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Tapeworm on February 10, 2016, 02:37:15 PM
That and your sister's ass.  Which is now off limits.  'Officially.'
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Skylge on February 10, 2016, 02:45:44 PM
Is oral or anal legal in North Korea?

Didn't know Michigan was such a retarded state. Mentally still in the 18th century.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: el numero uno on February 10, 2016, 03:39:42 PM
Michigan bans oral/anal sex

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Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 10, 2016, 08:39:41 PM
I can't even get sucked up a little?

Scratching Michigan off my vacation plan.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 11, 2016, 12:03:21 AM

Its also constitutional....Right to privacy.  The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig. :-\
haha yes shizzo the dick sucking otter
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: mazrim on February 11, 2016, 11:22:58 AM
What if one of her exes banged your GF in the ass and right now she's fantasizing about that. Do you just let her keep fantasizing or look for an opportunity to cheat on you with some guy who will fill her backdoor?
One, I would tell her that guy was gay since there is no explanation for a guy wanting to stick his penis in that hole unless he is fantasizing about another male.
Two, if she liked it I would question if she was going to try and get a sex change because only gay guys like taking it up the butt.

Luckily, I'm married and it has never crossed her mind or mine except with disgust.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: HTexan on February 11, 2016, 01:23:45 PM

Its also constitutional....Right to privacy.  The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig. :-\
a flaming bottom bitch saying a straight-ish man suck dicks. ironic. :-\
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: Meaningless on February 11, 2016, 03:37:53 PM
I really hope Ontario/Canada never pulls this shit. I don't even know how they'd enforce it! I mean, if they catch people doing it in public, there are already laws against public sex acts, so this would fall under those. This would only apply to people having butt sex or oral sex in the privacy of their home.

Not a chance. Canada is the most liberal country in the world.
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: SquidVicious on February 11, 2016, 04:21:20 PM
One, I would tell her that guy was gay since there is no explanation for a guy wanting to stick his penis in that hole unless he is fantasizing about another male.
Two, if she liked it I would question if she was going to try and get a sex change because only gay guys like taking it up the butt.

Luckily, I'm married and it has never crossed her mind or mine except with disgust.
Spoken like a closet phaggot who thinks sticking his dick in a girl's mouth is the same as sticking it in a guy's mouth!
Title: Re: Michigan bans oral/anal sex
Post by: OB1 on February 11, 2016, 07:45:22 PM
Even if they will ban it...
it won't stop LOL