Author Topic: Michigan bans oral/anal sex (Read 7189 times)

WannaBePro · « **on:** February 10, 2016, 04:51:56 AM »

Land of the ~~free~~ home of the brave!*

Wonder how they would enforce this. Bedroom cops?

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The Michigan Senate has passed a bill on January28th this year that has left sodomy, inclusive of anal, oral, gay and non-gay acts, punishable by up to 15 years in prison. It isn’t the first time similar bills have been passed, with Michigan accompanied in their oppressive legislations along with Idaho, Utah, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana.

The laws Michigan insist on upholding are referenced within the conduct of bestiality – which could see one charged registered on a sex offences list; despite U.S. Supreme Court rulings that deem this ban unconstitutional.

The SB 219 reads on page 20 and 21, that “A person who commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature either with mankind or with any animal is guilty of a felony,” and that the person caught will face “not more than 15 years in prison.”

The entire document prior to the last entries notated, documents general housekeeping and welfare of animals from the type of dog kennel expected to house your pet to pitting dogs against each other in a fighting ring. “Mankind” only makes it on the final pages.

The Senate Bill is still to pass through the House for approval, but in the eyes of some, “mankind” warrants being locked up for an act that has nothing to do with animal welfare. Putting consensual oral and anal sex in the same category as bestiality erodes the freedoms of consenting adults.

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Already told my girl we're never moving to Michigan

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:58:25 AM »

Quote from: WannaBePro on February 10, 2016, 04:51:56 AM

Land of the ~~free~~ home of the brave!*

Wonder how they would enforce this. Bedroom cops?

http://anonhq.com/48910-2/

Already told my girl we're never moving to Michigan

old conservatards still going strong. they love policing morality

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2016, 05:02:54 AM »

Haha your politicans are almost as weird as south koreans

WannaBePro · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2016, 05:06:15 AM »

Quote from: Thong Maniac on February 10, 2016, 04:58:25 AM

old conservatards still going strong. they love policing morality

And ironically, they are always the ones getting caught doing shit they're against eventually.
It never surprises me when an anti-gay rights politician gets caught fucking or being fucked my another man. Seems to be par for the course.

WannaBePro · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2016, 05:08:32 AM »

Quote from: Kim Jong Bob on February 10, 2016, 05:02:54 AM

Haha your politicans are almost as weird as south koreans

I really hope Ontario/Canada never pulls this shit. I don't even know how they'd enforce it! I mean, if they catch people doing it in public, there are already laws against public sex acts, so this would fall under those. This would only apply to people having butt sex or oral sex in the privacy of their home.

myosaurus · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2016, 05:36:46 AM »

for real? does that mean it's unlawful to be gay?

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2016, 05:38:17 AM »

Useless law....can't override a federal law

_aj_ · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2016, 06:16:53 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 10, 2016, 05:38:17 AM

Useless law....can't override a federal law

What federal law do you speak of?

Stupid law, yes. But it's the states that have the power under the 10th amendment to do stupid things.

SquidVicious · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2016, 06:33:09 AM »

They should have an Anal Protest where couples gather on the state legislature lawn and have anal sex all day for the media. #OccupyMyAnus

Mclovin · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2016, 07:04:48 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on February 10, 2016, 06:16:53 AM

What federal law do you speak of?

Stupid law, yes. But it's the states that have the power under the 10th amendment to do stupid things.

These laws have already been ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in Lawrence v. Texas, so they carry no weight, regardless of laws against sodomy at the state level. This is just politicians trying to appease their socially conservative / evangelical base, especially in light of the gay marriage ruling last year.

_aj_ · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2016, 07:46:40 AM »

Quote from: Mclovin on February 10, 2016, 07:04:48 AM

These laws have already been ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in Lawrence v. Texas, so they carry no weight, regardless of laws against sodomy at the state level. This is just politicians trying to appease their socially conservative / evangelical base, especially in light of the gay marriage ruling last year.

Where in the Constitution does it mention the federal primacy over sexual preference? I will wait.

Vince mentioned "federal law", not the Constitution.

Reality check is that states should be remarkably free do do retarded shit like this. That is the beauty of a Constitutional Republic.

YngiweRhoads · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:10:56 AM »

Enjoy your modern totalitarian state.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:18:35 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on February 10, 2016, 07:46:40 AM

Where in the Constitution does it mention the federal primacy over sexual preference? I will wait.

Vince mentioned "federal law", not the Constitution.

Reality check is that states should be remarkably free do do retarded shit like this. That is the beauty of a Constitutional Republic.

Its also constitutional....Right to privacy. The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig. $:-\$

Yamcha · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:27:08 AM »

gotta go across state lines for some good o' farthole bang bang

mazrim · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:30:17 AM »

I think anal sex is downright disgusting but very weird to make a law like this.

_aj_ · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:36:47 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 10, 2016, 08:18:35 AM

Its also constitutional....Right to privacy. The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig. $:-\$

"Privacy"' in the 4th amendment is on some shaky constitutional ground. I would like it to be strengthened via the amendment process. Article V, please.

SquidVicious · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:47:08 AM »

Quote from: mazrim on February 10, 2016, 08:30:17 AM

I think anal sex is downright disgusting but very weird to make a law like this.

What if one of her exes banged your GF in the ass and right now she's fantasizing about that. Do you just let her keep fantasizing or look for an opportunity to cheat on you with some guy who will fill her backdoor?

Yamcha · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:52:25 AM »

Quote from: SquidVicious on February 10, 2016, 08:47:08 AM

What if one of her exes banged your GF in the ass and right now she's fantasizing about that. Do you just let her keep fantasizing or look for an opportunity to cheat on you with some guy who will fill her backdoor?

I'll be her backdoor man

peroni · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2016, 09:06:07 AM »

Prison is the perfect place to deter people from anal and oral sex. Very fitting.

SquidVicious · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2016, 10:28:34 AM »

Quote from: peroni on February 10, 2016, 09:06:07 AM

Prison is the perfect place to deter people from anal and oral sex. Very fitting.

Haha. Brilliant!

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2016, 10:41:15 AM »

Quote from: peroni on February 10, 2016, 09:06:07 AM

Prison is the perfect place to deter people from anal and oral sex. Very fitting.

...STILL NUTS BOTH MAIN VILLIANS FROM DIE HARD ARE DEAD...

Dave D · « **Reply #21 on:** February 10, 2016, 10:44:50 AM »

It's about time they got this done.

Conker · « **Reply #22 on:** February 10, 2016, 10:45:14 AM »

yeh but they can still keep their guns though. so still got their freedom.

Papper · « **Reply #23 on:** February 10, 2016, 11:08:09 AM »

It can send a message. Kind of like fostering their citizens.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #24 on:** February 10, 2016, 11:11:25 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 10, 2016, 08:18:35 AM

Its also constitutional....Right to privacy. The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig. $:-\$

Golden.....