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Title: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: judochoke on February 12, 2016, 11:57:48 AM
my son-in-law had a iPhone 5, which was not working well. so he went to the ATT store with me, and bought a new iPhone 6 plus. they are no more upgrades anymore, you have to buy the phone full price. and what was full price you ask?????
900.00 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!   yes thats right, 900.00 bucks. i would not want to lose my iPhone, as 900 for a new one will put me in a really bad mood if i lost it.

being retired at age 58, i go to the gym most days twice. every time i see the young kids putting their phones, keys, on the ground. half the time they walk away and forget their stuff on the ground?? then they come rushing back to grab it.
why would i put my stuff on the nasty, germ infested gym floor????? makes no cents.

in the gym, my jansport fanny pack holds my keys, iPhone, gum, tumms, glasses if I'm reading on the treadmill, and one dude wipe, incase i have to go number two in the gym.

when I'm out and about, my fanny pack carried all the above, and my slim wallet. (why would i want all of this stuff in my pants pockets?? seems pretty uncomfortable.

and when I'm really out and about, my fanny pack will carry my mini glock 27.  I may look like a geek, but i don't lose my stuff. :P :P :P
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: ritch on February 12, 2016, 12:01:36 PM
I've never seen what's so bad about them. The same losers who think they're ugly now will be the first to wear them when they come back in fashion.

If.... You wear them the way the typical retard does (over your tucked in shirt, then fuck man, you are hopeless.)

A normal t shirt covers most the fanny pack anyway, what is the deal in being sooo anti part of the fanny pack showing that way?

And the name "fanny" does not help the fanny pack cause, it's a gay ass name, should be called something else.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: ritch on February 12, 2016, 12:03:45 PM
But $900 (American!) for a phone is absolutely a dumb ass purchase, should bitch slap some fuckin' sense into him, wtf???

Comes to like $1250 can. You can buy 126 delicious units of serotism for that price.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: bigmikecox on February 12, 2016, 12:10:19 PM
 I had a LEATHER fanny pack and wore Hot Skinz and T Michael
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: judochoke on February 12, 2016, 12:14:36 PM
So did I bmc. With no underwear either. I had a nice package if I can say so.
The women would aiways stare right at the package😝😝😝😝
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Dave D on February 12, 2016, 12:19:42 PM
Judocockchoker is an all right gimmick, but I agree fanny packs are kinda useful.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: OB1 on February 12, 2016, 12:46:41 PM
Pics or didn't happen.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: gym**rat on February 12, 2016, 01:41:58 PM
I am one that thinks they are ugly as hell but I also have to confess that I own one. I use it when I walk shallow rivers small mouth bass fishing. I have all my tackle and tube baits in it. But I am in the middle of no where when I fish so no chance of anyone seeing me wearing one.  ;D
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Dave D on February 12, 2016, 01:45:59 PM
I am one that thinks they are ugly as hell but I also have to confess that I own one. I use it when I walk shallow rivers small mouth bass fishing. I have all my tackle and tube baits in it. But I am in the middle of no where when I fish so no chance of anyone seeing me wearing one.  ;D

Oh those fish are watching and they're laughing at you bruh. They are probably just giving you pity bites when you hook them, because they think you look like a such a goof.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: gym**rat on February 12, 2016, 01:48:37 PM
Oh those fish are watching and they're laughing at you bruh. They are probably just giving you pity bites when you hook them, because they think you look like a such a goof.

Damn, I never looked at it like that.  :-[ I may gill fuck the next one I catch.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: jdooly on February 12, 2016, 01:57:20 PM
fashion sense of peace.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: wes on February 12, 2016, 07:59:46 PM
I carry one to the gym with me always,but I don`t wear it.

NO pockets in sweat pants is a mutherfacker.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: HTexan on February 12, 2016, 09:33:44 PM
Enjoy your belt purses bitches.  :D
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Eric2 on February 12, 2016, 10:11:28 PM
Funny packs are gay. Your having to explain your need to continue use of it speaks for itself.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Radical Plato on February 12, 2016, 10:29:16 PM
Funny packs are gay. Your having to explain your need to continue use of it speaks for itself.
Oh well, you get to an age where you simply stop caring if other men think you are gay or not, doesn't seem that important in the scheme of things.

And in Australia we call them a bumbag, and I wear one a lot (I got the adidas ones though to be less gay), and I still mock others who wear one.  I make jokes about how they dry up vagainas.  ;D

I have one in black and one in white for special occasions.  ;D

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA2NlgxNjAw/z/MVIAAMXQydtTLOjC/$_1.JPG)
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: 240 is Back on February 12, 2016, 11:12:10 PM
just get a small discreet one that people really once see if they're eyeballing your package.

Fill it with gun and keep your shirt hanging over it.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Anna Recksiek on February 12, 2016, 11:31:02 PM
You should keep preloaded winstrol pins in there with some dbols floating around loose too
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Mitch on February 13, 2016, 12:19:55 AM
Quote
makes no cents.

this is great  8)
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: local hero on February 13, 2016, 12:36:12 AM
I'm guessing you bro's don't just carry a gym bag then?
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: CalvinH on February 13, 2016, 05:24:51 AM
I'm guessing you bro's don't just carry a gym bag then?


x2
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: ritch on February 13, 2016, 05:26:51 AM
I'm guessing you bro's don't just carry a gym bag then?

For my big stuff to the gym, yes.
But to carry it around the gym and leaving it in everyone's way is a very moronic thing to do. But, some think to find it makes them hardcore...
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: drkaje on February 13, 2016, 05:35:01 AM
"Not that there's anything wrong with it"
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: gym**rat on February 13, 2016, 10:29:04 PM
 ;D
I carry one to the gym with me always,but I don`t wear it.

NO pockets in sweat pants is a mutherfacker.

No pockets in sweat pants? I think you are wearing yoga pants to the gym my friend.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Henda on February 14, 2016, 12:48:01 AM
like mentioned I take a bag and leave it in the changing room, wear a watch for keeping an eye on rest times and write planned weights on my hand before if can't remember them.i hate carrying shit around or on me in pockets or whatever when training
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: phreak on February 14, 2016, 04:30:52 AM
Fanny packs are great, they fill the gap below my gut quite nicely.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: _aj_ on February 14, 2016, 04:39:07 AM
Unless your fanny pack has BOTH of the following items, it's gay:

- gun
- 10ml vial of cyp
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2016, 05:31:41 AM
Unless your fanny pack has BOTH of the following items, it's gay:

- gun
- 10ml vial of cyp

Hey now, my fishing tackle is not gay. Not like I am fishing for one-eyed trouser trout.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: HarleyBreite on February 14, 2016, 05:55:50 AM
  As a proponent of Utilitarianism, I have never stopped wearing the 1980's black leather fannypack.
  There is a reason they still make them and are ubiquitous at every flea market all over the world.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: _aj_ on February 14, 2016, 05:58:16 AM
I have a fanny pack that is made specifically for concealed carry and it is the most obvious fucking thing in the world. I might as well be wearing a police duty belt, it's as subtle.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: drkaje on February 14, 2016, 06:03:54 AM
I have a fanny pack that is made specifically for concealed carry and it is the most obvious fucking thing in the world. I might as well be wearing a police duty belt, it's as subtle.

Doesn't that level of obviousness abort concealed carry and make you a target?

Not currently carrying but was always a fan of inside the belt high rider.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: el numero uno on February 14, 2016, 06:07:51 AM
Good thread. Fannypacks are cool, can't see what's wrong with them.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: _aj_ on February 14, 2016, 06:13:15 AM
Doesn't that level of obviousness abort concealed carry and make you a target?

Not currently carrying but was always a fan of inside the belt high rider.

Yeah, that's why I hate it. It's like my tactical ( ::)) vest for concealment in warm weather. Like anybody wears a vest in the summer unless they're concealing. I used to call it my "please shoot me first" vest.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 14, 2016, 08:01:19 AM
Why don't you buy a purse and be done with it? Just playin.  I leave my phone in the car. I don't talk or text in the gym.   A gun in a fanny pack is just way too slow to access.  If something happens it will usually be right in front of you and happen quickly. Most cop shootings are under 7 yards and I bet if statistics were kept most civilian self defense shooting would be even closer. Do you have the two seconds to unzip the fanny pack if someone is right on top you? If I have my hand on a knife that I suddenly produced and catch you with gun in a regular traditional holster you would not be able to draw in time if I was 10 feet away from you. A fanny pack would be disastrous.

My biggest reason against the fanny pack is that it looks so faggy.  But hey, that's just me. I bought one designed to carry a gun by Desantis and I just can't bring myself to walk around with that thing.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Man of Steel on February 14, 2016, 08:15:24 AM
fanny packs say only one thing:  I'm powerful and awesome and you're weak and suck
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: drkaje on February 14, 2016, 09:13:29 AM
fanny packs say only one thing:  I'm powerful and awesome and you're weak and suck

Don't encourage them, MOS.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 14, 2016, 09:19:14 AM
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/022010/old_men_wearing_fanny_packs.jpg)
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: The Scott on February 14, 2016, 09:30:38 AM
"Fanny pack"?   Given where it's carried I'd say more "belly bag".  I suppose they're handy but I've never used one. 
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 14, 2016, 09:31:58 AM
"Fanny pack"?   Given where it's carried I'd say more "belly bag".  I suppose they're handy but I've never used one. 

More classiness to you sir
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: moty on February 14, 2016, 10:12:35 AM
whats with all the fanny pack hate? all the tru bodybuilds know that they can be very useful,,,,,bring your oils, insulin, GH etc,,,,ammonia whatever all in a convenient pocket tht lets you carry a ton of stuff withut feeling hella bulky as if it were in a regular pocket. Im about to invest in a new one and also a poverty ipod shuffle because i hate having to only wear clothes with pockets to the gym so i can listen to music....

I've seen a ton of xbox huge dudes at various gyms in person and in videos with fanny packs lmao, I like to think that they do it intentionally so people will maybe talk shit and they'll get to take some tren rage out on someone,,,,the whole "wish a guy would" thing. But yeah fanny packs are legit in my book. surprised by everyone's opinions
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: obsidian on February 14, 2016, 11:20:45 AM
my son-in-law had a iPhone 5, which was not working well. so he went to the ATT store with me, and bought a new iPhone 6 plus. they are no more upgrades anymore, you have to buy the phone full price. and what was full price you ask?????
900.00 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!   yes thats right, 900.00 bucks. i would not want to lose my iPhone, as 900 for a new one will put me in a really bad mood if i lost it.

being retired at age 58, i go to the gym most days twice. every time i see the young kids putting their phones, keys, on the ground. half the time they walk away and forget their stuff on the ground?? then they come rushing back to grab it.
why would i put my stuff on the nasty, germ infested gym floor????? makes no cents.

in the gym, my jansport fanny pack holds my keys, iPhone, gum, tumms, glasses if I'm reading on the treadmill, and one dude wipe, incase i have to go number two in the gym.

when I'm out and about, my fanny pack carried all the above, and my slim wallet. (why would i want all of this stuff in my pants pockets?? seems pretty uncomfortable.

and when I'm really out and about, my fanny pack will carry my mini glock 27.  I may look like a geek, but i don't lose my stuff. :P :P :P
Why do you take your phone to the gym? Especially since you're retired??
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 14, 2016, 11:44:33 AM
Why do you take your phone to the gym? Especially since you're retired??

Maybe to listen to ACDC & Led zeppelin?
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: judochoke on February 14, 2016, 12:54:47 PM
I use my iPhone to listen to my music when I'm lifting.
Music gets me going, and tells other people to leave me alone
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 14, 2016, 12:59:18 PM
I use my iPhone to listen to my music when I'm lifting.
Music gets me going, and tells other people to leave me alone


Doesn't work, esp women start talking anyhow.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Radical Plato on February 14, 2016, 03:35:01 PM
I use my iPhone to listen to my music when I'm lifting.
Music gets me going, and tells other people to leave me alone

I take it as a cue to bother them, I wave in front of their faces and jump up and down and when they eventually take out an earphone I ask if they were using a piece of equipment near by, when they obviously respond 'no' I walk away with a wry grin on my face.
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: OB1 on February 14, 2016, 03:36:57 PM
I take it as a cue to bother them, I wave in front of their faces and jump up and down and when they eventually take out an earphone I ask if they were using a piece of equipment near by, when they obviously respond 'no' I walk away with a wry grin on my face.

LOL!
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
Post by: Dr.J on February 14, 2016, 10:33:54 PM
I'm still waiting for these things to get back in style cause I love em!
Title: Re: why i still use and wear a fannypack
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