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Title: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: gym**rat on February 13, 2016, 10:56:15 PM
Valentine's Day is one of the stupidest so-called holidays there is. But our wife's and girlfriends take it VERY seriously. Don't forget about it because if you do, they will never forget that you forgot. Good gift ideas if you need one:
*No matter what, get her a card. Such a waste of money but most women keep them forever.
*Spa retreat, the works
*Flowers always works
*An overnight at a Bed and Breakfast
*Remote start- women love this, especially this time of year.
*Dinner at a local romantic establishment. Check Yelp for suggestions.
*His and hers pedicures
*Do not buy that cheap ass heart shaped candy boxes, it shows zero thought and zero effort.
*If she is on the kinky side, a new vibrator.
*A hand written poem. Google love poems and steal little pieces from several to make an original.
*Lee Priest Blonde Myth VHS
*Pandora charms
*Surprise her with breakfast in bed.

Last but not least, buy an extra Valentines Day card. Hide it for about 6 months. Then take it out and write in it "With you, every day is Valentines Day" and give it to her. It will show you thought ahead and saved this. I promise you it will get you laid with oral.
Hope this helps!  :-*
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Henda on February 14, 2016, 06:08:34 AM
Never in my life bought wor lass or any other lass owt for Valentine's Day and never will
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: _aj_ on February 14, 2016, 06:11:41 AM
I bought my wife a nice Canada Goose coat she liked. It's good that it's fucking -12 degrees here.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Taffin on February 14, 2016, 06:14:34 AM
Never in my life bought wor lass or any other lass owt for Valentine's Day and never will

 :D For some reason what you said above reminded me of this Getbigger:

http://viz.co.uk/category/cartoons/strip-cartoons/sid-the-sexist/ (http://viz.co.uk/category/cartoons/strip-cartoons/sid-the-sexist/)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Royalty on February 14, 2016, 06:16:33 AM
A nice gift:

"Troop through the jungle with your fellow Ninja's... looking out for any new alliances to be made, but beware... with new alliances comes new enemies! Keep your Ninjago Kai clock close to you at all times, he will help protect you"
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Waller on February 14, 2016, 07:17:41 AM
A nice gift:

"Troop through the jungle with your fellow Ninja's... looking out for any new alliances to be made, but beware... with new alliances comes new enemies! Keep your Ninjago Kai clock close to you at all times, he will help protect you"

Bwahaha I can just picture a girls face unwrapping that.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Mr Anabolic on February 14, 2016, 07:31:16 AM
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Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: NickEdge779 on February 14, 2016, 08:02:08 AM
Ya it's a big event for women, the media has brainwashed them. I just take my girlfriend out to dinner and get her a card, that's it. But she spends the whole day getting a massage, buying chocolates, clothes, makeup, etc., good thing I don't have to pay for that shit.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: ritch on February 14, 2016, 09:12:20 AM
Happy Valentine's indeed!

I came 5 times from 11pm last night until now. Got a nice BJ from her right before she left too!

Gonna burn another down and sleep a while.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Fortress on February 14, 2016, 09:21:05 AM
It's too bad, I suppose, but the truth is, I've come to a point in my life when I couldn't give two shits about stupid, sappy-ass crap like "Valentine's Day" (oh brother  ::) ). Good thing, too: I don't have a girlfriend/wife. But if I did, I probably wouldn't last for long. My Romance Factor is essentially non-existent. There was a time, decades ago, when I was a total goofball with all the little gifts and shit (man, the dough I wasted), but that ship's sailed.

I just don't give a fuck about attempting to please some dizzy broad.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 14, 2016, 09:36:42 AM
But our wife's and girlfriends take it VERY seriously.

Fire her
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2016, 09:42:35 AM
Fire her

Which one? My wife or my girlfriend?
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 14, 2016, 09:46:39 AM
Which one? My wife or my girlfriend?

Mea culpa, I was reading something like 'my wife and her girlfriends'.
Errr... keep the one with the best body
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 14, 2016, 10:11:14 AM
I've dated some hot chicks and early feb I break up with them to never deal with this shit.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: ritch on February 14, 2016, 01:29:32 PM
I've dated some hot chicks and early feb I break up with them to never deal with this shit.

I dig the concept. I live along similar ways and don't mind being dumped or dumping them right before xmas time.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 14, 2016, 02:00:22 PM
Yea... I'm not a fan of this "holiday".

"1"
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: SCV8 on February 14, 2016, 02:02:16 PM
*Lee Priest Blonde Myth VHS
;D ;D
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2016, 02:32:27 PM
Yea... I'm not a fan of this "holiday".

"1"

You know the people of Hallmark love the hell out of it.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: wes on February 14, 2016, 02:34:50 PM
Happy Valentine's indeed!

I came 5 times from 11pm last night until now. Got a nice BJ from her right before she left too!

Gonna burn another down and sleep a while.
My man!   :D
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: TuHolmes on February 14, 2016, 02:36:46 PM
I break up with my woman every Feb. 13th. We get back together on the 15th.

No gifts bought and wallet stays happy.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: _aj_ on February 14, 2016, 02:45:01 PM
My man!   :D

I can't remember the last 5x I had  :-\

These days, if I did a 5x, the last two would be white smoke.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: ritch on February 14, 2016, 02:53:15 PM
My man!   :D

And I got another who wants to see me tonight, lol! Even with the help of a dicktab, not sure I can pull this off properly. Had she not blown me before leaving, I'd feel more up to it, but I sure as hell am not complaining about anything, lol!!!

Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Yamcha on February 15, 2016, 04:17:34 AM
Had great dinner (I made), great dessert (she made), and great sex (hand-made).
what's not to like? If all it takes is flowers and a card, I'll take it.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 15, 2016, 11:15:25 AM
His and her pedicures?  You lost me on that one. You actually go to a beauty parlor or woman's nail salon and ask for a pedicure? 
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 15, 2016, 11:19:40 AM
Happy Valentine's indeed!

I came 5 times from 11pm last night until now. Got a nice BJ from her right before she left too!

Gonna burn another down and sleep a while.

Hi Joon!
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: bigbadwolfe on February 15, 2016, 12:03:57 PM
We just dropped a shit load of cash on gym equipment for the house so the wife does not have to train at my hardcore gym. So she stressed that she did not want to go out and do anything she just wanted to watch movies, eat pizza and fuck. So me being the hopeless romantic I am I hit her with the idea of building a fort in our living room and hanging out in it drinking wine, eating chocolate and pizza and watching movies. She said that it was fucking stupid idea and it is something a child would do(now I ran this by female coworkers and some of her friends and they all loved it) So we ended up ordering pizza watching Straight Outta Compton and some porn in the bedroom. Later that day she asked me what happened to the Wine and Chocolate, I informed her it was a stupid idea and fell through with the fort and watching movies.

This morning from her I got a box of chocolates an unsigned V-Day card and an unsigned Birthday card (my birthday was last Sat the 6th) Needless to say I don't think she was impressed :)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Disco187 on February 15, 2016, 12:21:29 PM
Yes the magic power of a card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Example
this past xmas I went out and got the my girl all sorts of things that where well thought out .  After she opened up all her shit, the first thing she said was wow all this and you couldnt even just get me a card and write something thoughtful in it.  She still bitches about it today), i actually think it fucked my sex life up for a few wks in december and jan.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: gym**rat on February 15, 2016, 12:28:28 PM
His and her pedicures?  You lost me on that one. You actually go to a beauty parlor or woman's nail salon and ask for a pedicure? 

Yes I do and have. Having a hot young woman massaging your feet and calves while leaning over is perverted relaxing.  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 15, 2016, 12:32:06 PM
Yes I do and have. Having a hot young woman massaging your feet and calves while leaning over is perverted relaxing.  ;D

To each their own, and I'm not being judgemental, but this is how some getbiggers end up "slipping and falling" and sucking a dick "by accident".

Jus' sayin'....
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: gym**rat on February 15, 2016, 12:34:35 PM
To each their own, and I'm not being judgemental, but this is how some getbiggers end up "slipping and falling" and sucking a dick "by accident".

Jus' sayin'....

But I don't drink vodka.  :-\
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: SF1900 on February 15, 2016, 12:39:30 PM
I don't mind Valentines day if the man and woman plan an evening out.

What makes me angry is how valentines day is thought as the end-all, be-all of a relationship.

For example, I knew a guy who was dating this girl for a number of years. This guy, based on what I know of him and their relationship, was a great boyfriend. He did EVERYTHING for his girlfriend. He was a class act.

Last year, for whatever reason, he forgot Valentines day. HOLY SHIT, it was WW 3 in their home. It didn't matter that hes been a consistent, good boyfriend for the last X amount of years. Nope! He missed that one day, and that's all that mattered.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 15, 2016, 12:40:10 PM
But I don't drink vodka.  :-\

Then there is a relatively high likelihood that you will never suck a bunch of dicks and then claim you were framed.

Let's call it a probability > 50% for now!
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: ritch on February 15, 2016, 12:48:32 PM
Hi Joon!

LOL!

Ok, that did sound Joon like.

Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: TuHolmes on February 15, 2016, 01:18:27 PM
Yes the magic power of a card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Example
this past xmas I went out and got the my girl all sorts of things that where well thought out .  After she opened up all her shit, the first thing she said was wow all this and you couldnt even just get me a card and write something thoughtful in it.  She still bitches about it today), i actually think it fucked my sex life up for a few wks in december and jan.

If you aren't married, drop her now.

It will only get worse.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: gym**rat on February 15, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Then there is a relatively high likelihood that you will never suck a bunch of dicks and then claim you were framed.

Let's call it a probability > 50% for now!

WHEW! You had me worried for a minute there.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: wes on February 15, 2016, 02:43:21 PM
I can't remember the last 5x I had  :-\

These days, if I did a 5x, the last two would be white smoke.
You`re preaching to the choir bud!   :D
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: TuHolmes on February 15, 2016, 02:44:25 PM
I don't mind Valentines day if the man and woman plan an evening out.

What makes me angry is how valentines day is thought as the end-all, be-all of a relationship.

For example, I knew a guy who was dating this girl for a number of years. This guy, based on what I know of him and their relationship, was a great boyfriend. He did EVERYTHING for his girlfriend. He was a class act.

Last year, for whatever reason, he forgot Valentines day. HOLY SHIT, it was WW 3 in their home. It didn't matter that hes been a consistent, good boyfriend for the last X amount of years. Nope! He missed that one day, and that's all that mattered.

Bitches be crazy.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: CalvinH on February 16, 2016, 05:21:31 AM
Gave my girl roses and took her to dinner. she loved it. doesn't hurt to make your girl happy.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 16, 2016, 06:45:34 AM
Gave my girl roses and took her to dinner. she loved it. doesn't hurt to make your girl happy.

And a happy girl means a happy sex life
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 16, 2016, 12:15:02 PM
Gym**rat, old friend from Indiana.....I wish you the best.
But beware of your sea monkeys, I do of mine for sure.......

(treasure them too)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 16, 2016, 12:41:35 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 16, 2016, 03:03:01 PM
(https://bootyoftheday.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/remy-lacroix-hoola-hoverboard-p1-2.gif)

That female hippo isn't matching with the minimalist interior of that fine house..
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: gym**rat on February 16, 2016, 03:35:27 PM
Gym**rat, old friend from Indiana.....I wish you the best.
But beware of your sea monkeys, I do of mine for sure.......

(treasure them too)

What's up Dutch? Hope you are doing good.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 01, 2016, 11:05:54 AM
Very good my man.....working too much though.
Starting a new training cycle this weekend !!!!
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Gregzs on February 13, 2021, 04:05:43 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: gym**rat on February 13, 2021, 05:24:41 PM
I just jumped back on this forum after being gone since 2017 and one of my threads was brought back to life from 2016. I so happy I am sending Ron a box of chocolates. I hope you all get laid tomorrow.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Gregzs on February 13, 2021, 10:52:57 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: BB on February 13, 2021, 11:13:07 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: IroNat on February 14, 2021, 04:24:33 AM
Ideal Valentine's Day gift...

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Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Gregzs on February 14, 2021, 11:03:04 AM
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Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Matt on February 14, 2021, 11:27:43 AM
Never in my life bought wor lass or any other lass owt for Valentine's Day and never will

Same. I would feel like a total Bellend if I brought a lass out on Valentine's Day. Many of my mates bring their lasses out on V-Day though. It makes me wonder how many people will end up with V.D. today. That V is for venereal.

Maybe a trip to the pub would be ok. Grandiose plans for the day seem like the act of someone who has a penchant for mincers.

I myself do celebrate though:
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: evacnam on February 14, 2021, 11:35:46 AM
heres my valentine
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: Henda on February 14, 2021, 11:55:29 AM
Same. I would feel like a total Bellend if I brought a lass out on Valentine's Day. Many of my mates bring their lasses out on V-Day though. It makes me wonder how many people will end up with V.D. today. That V is for venereal.

Maybe a trip to the pub would be ok. Grandiose plans for the day seem like the act of someone who has a penchant for mincers.

I myself do celebrate though:
Haha going out to pubs and clubs on Valentine’s is better single (talking years back when uk pub and club scene was actually still a thing) all the slavery loved up cunts were usually elsewhere probably having some twatfull sit down meal, one of our mates his birthday is within a few days of valentines so we always went out when we all were young and single had some fucking great nights
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: gym**rat on February 16, 2021, 05:01:18 PM
heres my valentine

I should have sent Gazoo a box of Scooby Snacks for Valentine’s Day.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 16, 2021, 05:12:34 PM
A few years ago I met this hot chick a couple weeks before Valentine’s Day.  We went out maybe twice.  2 weeks later she was expecting some kind of cake turns dinner and gift. Wtf. I just met her. Where do these expectations come from?
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: ThisisOverload on February 16, 2021, 05:13:12 PM
My current GF doesn't like V Day, says it's corny.

I've dated a few girls who felt that way. Most girls take it way too seriously. A girl i dated 10 years ago would get all pissy if we didn't go out to some fancy restaurant for VD, it was so lame. Had to send flowers to work too so she could brag to all her co-workers she hated. ::) You had to reserve the places months in advance. Then when Steak and Knobber day comes around, they don't "feel" like cooking and lay on the couch. Fuck that.

This year my GF made lasagna and we drank wine while watching the snow storm outside. Stuck inside for a few days just trying not to annoy each other too much. ;D

Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: ThisisOverload on February 16, 2021, 05:14:25 PM
Where do these expectations come from?

Feminist movies, books and TV shows.

Also watching too many episodes of the Bachelorette.