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Title: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: Croatch on March 01, 2016, 02:31:40 AM
I knew for sure because this 50 year old guy had a 5% KILL IT t-shirt on, a 5% tattoo on the back of his neck, NRA hat, and was carrying 25% bodyfat.
I almost fell off the stairmaster.  

Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 01, 2016, 03:57:01 AM
did he have the the water gallon?


I have to say honestly if I saw a grown ass man carrying one of those things my head would fucking explode......like, LITERALLY explode
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: Croatch on March 01, 2016, 04:00:02 AM
I didn't see him with a water jug, but he may have forgot it that day.
The NRA hat mixed in with a Love It Kill It...a winning combination.

Don't DLB, Cutler, and Piana all have a KILL IT going?  haha

Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 01, 2016, 04:10:38 AM
the thing is----PEOPLE BUY THAT JUG



THEY BUY A EMPTY WATER GALLON WITH A STICKER ON IT
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: SuperTed on March 01, 2016, 04:12:26 AM
did he have the the water gallon?


I have to say honestly if I saw a grown ass man carrying one of those things my head would fucking explode......like, LITERALLY explode

I actually saw a black guy with one of those things a few weeks back. He had mixed some colourful, pre workout crap into the jug and was sipping it in between sets.  
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 01, 2016, 04:25:44 AM
I actually saw a black guy with one of those things a few weeks back.

he should have been shot on the spot.



.......he should also have been shot on the spot for carrying around one of those jugs
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: SuperTed on March 01, 2016, 04:36:34 AM
he should have been shot on the spot.



.......he should also have been shot on the spot for carrying around one of those jugs

LMAO! :D ;D
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: Mr Anabolic on March 01, 2016, 04:45:58 AM
5% cognitive function
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: BlackMetallic on March 01, 2016, 04:50:01 AM
Most 5%ers are felons therefore they cannot carry

Nra & 5%ers is an oxymoron

Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: Croatch on March 01, 2016, 05:16:23 AM
Piana seems to attract the west coast felon type.  Not too intelligent, mediocre genetics, drug reliant.  I guess when you look at it, 5% is probably accurate.
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 01, 2016, 05:27:26 AM
Piana seems to attract the west coast felon type.  Not too intelligent, mediocre genetics, drug reliant.  I guess when you look at it, 5% is probably accurate.

i dunno

I think real felons know what's a "con" and they would see right through this "carny/snake oil" bullshit very easily


then again (and I'm not bragging when I say this) but I've known a couple of stereotypical, legit East coast con men and they would easily see right through all that bullshit....mind you----none of these guys I grew up with that did time don't lift weights or have face tattoos....they have pot belly's and have never stepped in a gym ....I wouldn't fuck with any of those guys and they would easily make mince meat of these flat brimmed hat wearing types
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: falco on March 01, 2016, 05:33:38 AM
Do they even know that being 5% is a near death experience?
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: Nick Danger on March 01, 2016, 06:18:37 AM
There was a 40ish, bad build, tattooed 5%er at the dog park on the weekend. He tried to give me a what's up, I ignored him.
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on March 01, 2016, 06:32:53 AM
Piana seems to attract the west coast felon type.  Not too intelligent, mediocre genetics, drug reliant.  I guess when you look at it, 5% is probably accurate.

You just described Chaos....
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: Henda on March 01, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
How does he keep a straight face and not feel embarrassed when people ask what the 5% tat means and has to explain
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: SF1900 on March 01, 2016, 08:19:14 AM
Piana seems to attract the west coast felon type.  Not too intelligent, mediocre genetics, drug reliant.  I guess when you look at it, 5% is probably accurate.

Didn't you take a cycle at one time in your life?
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: HTexan on March 01, 2016, 08:31:02 AM
Carrying a gallon of wate at the gym is stupid.
Are you really going to drink all the water at the gym?  Even if you're recording daily water intake, you can't add up fl oz? ???
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: stuntmovie on March 01, 2016, 09:12:32 AM
I have no idea what a "5%'er" is but those water bottles you may be seeing are usually not just ordinary tap water but are 'osmozified' or "ionized".

What the hell that does .... I have no idea!
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on March 01, 2016, 09:30:05 AM
There are two guys at my gym who wear 5% clothing.
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 01, 2016, 09:58:09 AM
the thing is----PEOPLE BUY THAT JUG



THEY BUY A EMPTY WATER GALLON WITH A STICKER ON IT

I bought an old piss jug that basile used when he has to urinate at night.
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: TheShape. on March 01, 2016, 10:29:14 AM
he should have been shot on the spot.



.......he should also have been shot on the spot for carrying around one of those jugs
A sucker is born every minute.
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: HTexan on March 01, 2016, 12:28:18 PM
I have no idea what a "5%'er" is but those water bottles you may be seeing are usually not just ordinary tap water but are 'osmozified' or "ionized".

What the hell that does .... I have no idea!
It is supposed to adjust the pH balance of water. Alkaline Water is suppose to be healthier because it doesn't make you acidic and your body can easily absorb it.
So yeah, basically snake oil bullshit. People fall for this stupid shit, never mind that even if It did do this bullshit, the same people are still drinking 5 diet cokes a day.  ::)
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: Rudee on March 01, 2016, 12:39:04 PM
Carrying a gallon of wate at the gym is stupid.
Are you really going to drink all the water at the gym?  Even if you're recording daily water intake, you can't add up fl oz? ???

I have yet to see anybody break enough of a sweat while working out with weights, that warrants walking around the gym with a gallon jug of water in hand.   I usually snicker when I see it.
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: MAXX on March 01, 2016, 12:59:08 PM
I have no idea what a "5%'er" is but those water bottles you may be seeing are usually not just ordinary tap water but are 'osmozified' or "ionized".

What the hell that does .... I have no idea!
neither do they but hey it sounds cool 
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: NickEdge779 on March 01, 2016, 05:50:02 PM
There's a guy at my gym who wears a Rich Piana 5%er tank top all the time. He has a mental disorder I'm pretty sure as I see him doing cartwheels and karate tricks and shit when the gym isn't too crowded and he screams at the top of his lungs lifting relatively light weight. He's pretty jacked though.
Title: Re: I saw a TRUE 5%er in person today at the gym!!!
Post by: Brianthehulk on March 01, 2016, 11:56:06 PM
Must be the 5% tank top...