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Title: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: KnightXavi on March 07, 2016, 08:11:01 PM
Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test

Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Walter Sobchak on March 07, 2016, 08:20:26 PM
Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test



Fuck off gimmick
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Hulkotron on March 07, 2016, 08:27:17 PM
Would still devour her corn.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 07, 2016, 08:34:04 PM
Hahaha!  She fails a drug test and Serena aka "The Experiment" is just out there playing like nothing's going on. 

So funny.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: ritch on March 07, 2016, 09:04:17 PM
Hahaha!  She fails a drug test and Serena aka "The Experiment" is just out there playing like nothing's going on. 

So funny.

LOL, so true!

She's so sexy though, ouff, imagine jizzing on that face...
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: HavoX on March 07, 2016, 09:24:35 PM
How is this drug athletically beneficial?
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Hulkotron on March 07, 2016, 09:30:26 PM
How is this drug athletically beneficial?

"demonstrates an increase in endurance performance of athletes, improved rehabilitation after exercise, protection against stress, and enhanced activations of central nervous system (CNS) functions."

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25847280
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: ritch on March 07, 2016, 09:31:35 PM
Listen to what she says, especially at the very end.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Zillotch on March 07, 2016, 09:42:46 PM
Mildronate (aka Mildronat, Mildonium) is a nootropic, vasodilator and CNS stimulant that can unlock your intellectual and physical potential. Mildronate is a structural analogue of gamma-butyrobetaine, a substance contained in every cell of the human body. Mildronate restores the balance between oxygen supply and demand in cells, and removes toxic metabolic products accumulated in cells protecting them from damage. It also possesses an invigorating stimulant effect. Oxygen delivery and utilization by both muscle & brain cells is enhanced.

Improves Mental Processes (Memory, Learning, Focus, Concentration, Processing of Information)

Reduces Fatigue, Increases Motivation & Alertness

Improves Athletic Training & Competitive Performance

Improves Microcirculation & Oxygen Delivery

Suggested Use:

As a general nootoropic take one 500mg tablet each morning. May increase to one 500mg tablet twice daily if desired and well tolerated.

For improved athletic performance take 1 to 2 - 500mg tablets twice daily.

Do not take within 8 hours of planned bedtime.

Maximum daily dose is 2000mg (4 tablets)

     
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: KnightXavi on March 07, 2016, 10:06:12 PM
Hahaha!  She fails a drug test and Serena aka "The Experiment" is just out there playing like nothing's going on. 

So funny.

There's a rumor/urban legend going around that Serena intentionally lost the U.S. Open, last year.  So, she could avoid suspicion of juicing.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Master Blaster on March 07, 2016, 11:03:35 PM
sounds like a hot supplement.  ???
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: ritch on March 07, 2016, 11:18:13 PM
Mildronate (aka Mildronat, Mildonium) is a nootropic, vasodilator and CNS stimulant that can unlock your intellectual and physical potential. Mildronate is a structural analogue of gamma-butyrobetaine, a substance contained in every cell of the human body. Mildronate restores the balance between oxygen supply and demand in cells, and removes toxic metabolic products accumulated in cells protecting them from damage. It also possesses an invigorating stimulant effect. Oxygen delivery and utilization by both muscle & brain cells is enhanced.

Improves Mental Processes (Memory, Learning, Focus, Concentration, Processing of Information)

Reduces Fatigue, Increases Motivation & Alertness

Improves Athletic Training & Competitive Performance

Improves Microcirculation & Oxygen Delivery

Suggested Use:

As a general nootoropic take one 500mg tablet each morning. May increase to one 500mg tablet twice daily if desired and well tolerated.

For improved athletic performance take 1 to 2 - 500mg tablets twice daily.

Do not take within 8 hours of planned bedtime.

Maximum daily dose is 2000mg (4 tablets)

     

Interesting stuff here, I love nootropics.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Coffeed on March 07, 2016, 11:38:33 PM
There's a rumor/urban legend going around that Serena intentionally lost the U.S. Open, last year.  So, she could avoid suspicion of juicing.

Just like Barry Bonds!
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Anabol on March 07, 2016, 11:40:38 PM
She should dismiss her coach and hire another who will prescribe stuff without caught possibility.
Start using normal roids like everyone in this sport to make it another level.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: local hero on March 07, 2016, 11:50:35 PM
From what I can gather its similar to clenbuterol , which most of us have used... I couldn't see it giving such a huge edge

Hearing clueless morning news hosts talk about peds is excruciating.... , I can see her firing most of her team, no way she should have been cought out
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: AbrahamG on March 08, 2016, 12:41:22 AM
Gonna have to read up on this.  It's readily available for purchase online.  Need to find some information as it pertains to bodybuilding use.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Costanza on March 08, 2016, 12:54:12 AM
There's a rumor/urban legend going around that Serena intentionally lost the U.S. Open, last year.  So, she could avoid suspicion of juicing.


It's legit. My girl played pro tennis for a couple of years, said it's common knowledge with those in the loop. Plenty fake injuries to avoid suspicion of juicing too.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: local hero on March 08, 2016, 01:12:01 AM
Joshua narcotowiwizcs is disappoint....
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: falco on March 08, 2016, 01:13:23 AM
Mildronate (aka Mildronat, Mildonium) is a nootropic, vasodilator and CNS stimulant that can unlock your intellectual and physical potential. Mildronate is a structural analogue of gamma-butyrobetaine, a substance contained in every cell of the human body. Mildronate restores the balance between oxygen supply and demand in cells, and removes toxic metabolic products accumulated in cells protecting them from damage. It also possesses an invigorating stimulant effect. Oxygen delivery and utilization by both muscle & brain cells is enhanced.

Improves Mental Processes (Memory, Learning, Focus, Concentration, Processing of Information)

Reduces Fatigue, Increases Motivation & Alertness

Improves Athletic Training & Competitive Performance

Improves Microcirculation & Oxygen Delivery

Suggested Use:

As a general nootoropic take one 500mg tablet each morning. May increase to one 500mg tablet twice daily if desired and well tolerated.

For improved athletic performance take 1 to 2 - 500mg tablets twice daily.

Do not take within 8 hours of planned bedtime.

Maximum daily dose is 2000mg (4 tablets)

     

I so need that stuff.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: AbrahamG on March 08, 2016, 01:14:16 AM
It's legit. My girl played pro tennis for a couple of years, said it's common knowledge with those in the loop. Plenty fake injuries to avoid suspicion of juicing too.

I could give a flying fuck what she's on.  I'd suck her sweaty penoris after 3 grueling sets at Wimbledon. 
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Costanza on March 08, 2016, 01:17:50 AM
I could give a flying fuck what she's on.  I'd suck her sweaty penoris after 3 grueling sets at Wimbledon. 

 :D
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: MANGOOS on March 08, 2016, 02:48:48 AM
Its a joke that its illegal to use Mildronat, ban vitamins too.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: devilsmile on March 08, 2016, 03:30:25 AM
athletes, musicians, entertainers... everyone is becoming more and more interested in these brain doping drugs.

I was surprised when joe rogan was poppin some "alpha brain" pills during his podcast and the guests were like "gimme some!!!"

I mean is this what it has come to now? Take pills so you can clean your house? What???

I guess all this "challenge your mind, improve your character" theories are just bullshit, you need a pill to get motivated to do something now.... fucking druggies, all of yall!
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: _aj_ on March 08, 2016, 03:39:24 AM
athletes, musicians, entertainers... everyone is becoming more and more interested in these brain doping drugs.

I was surprised when joe rogan was poppin some "alpha brain" pills during his podcast and the guests were like "gimme some!!!"

I mean is this what it has come to now? Take pills so you can clean your house? What???

I guess all this "challenge your mind, improve your character" theories are just bullshit, you need a pill to get motivated to do something now.... fucking druggies, all of yall!

Some ridiculous amount of Americans -- millions! -- are on SSRI psychotropics. Forget EBT disappearing, the real end of civilization will come when CVS runs out of people's drugs.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Yamcha on March 08, 2016, 03:52:15 AM
Some ridiculous amount of Americans -- millions! -- are on SSRI psychotropics. Forget EBT disappearing, the real end of civilization will come when CVS runs out of people's drugs.

I've always wondered what would happen if all the housewives and weekend warriors couldn't get their hands on their drugs of choice.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Thong Maniac on March 08, 2016, 03:55:59 AM
Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test



lol man you would think she killed someone with how serious that press conference was.what the fuck is wrong with us where we need our athletes to be some unfallable perfection of a human? who gives a flying fuck; she plays tennis (a fucking sport), for a living. i feel like im living on a different planet sometimes, like i cant relate to the opinions/concerns of normal people who actually give a fuck. so strange
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Hulkotron on March 08, 2016, 05:45:10 AM
lol man you would think she killed someone with how serious that press conference was.what the fuck is wrong with us where we need our athletes to be some unfallable perfection of a human? who gives a flying fuck; she plays tennis (a fucking sport), for a living. i feel like im living on a different planet sometimes, like i cant relate to the opinions/concerns of normal people who actually give a fuck. so strange

I'd eat out her ass.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Yamcha on March 08, 2016, 05:55:33 AM
Dolphinately

(http://rs1241.pbsrc.com/albums/gg518/rm03778/mariasharapovabanana.jpg~c200)
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: devilsmile on March 08, 2016, 05:56:27 AM
Some ridiculous amount of Americans -- millions! -- are on SSRI psychotropics. Forget EBT disappearing, the real end of civilization will come when CVS runs out of people's drugs.

Crazy shit, man,  just crazy!

I didn't hear about this till about two weeks ago or something. To me it's crazy as hell.

It must give you mad addicted, that shit can't be good in the long run, can it? Sounds like the ultimate anti depressant to me, and people use it just for fun to get "focus" on their ab training routine... HAHHAHAHA, this life is serious shit!

WELL, I don't know about you but I'm going to pop 4 pills of alpha brain, gotta start doing the laundry :D
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Option D on March 08, 2016, 06:15:20 AM
Lol what if this was Serena Williams....



Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Yamcha on March 08, 2016, 06:16:37 AM
(http://gistreel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sere4.png)(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oR9tJclArIE/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: KnightXavi on March 08, 2016, 08:13:49 AM
Some ridiculous amount of Americans -- millions! -- are on SSRI psychotropics. Forget EBT disappearing, the real end of civilization will come when CVS runs out of people's drugs.

Agree.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 08, 2016, 08:44:21 AM
Mildronate (aka Mildronat, Mildonium) is a nootropic, vasodilator and CNS stimulant that can unlock your intellectual and physical potential. Mildronate is a structural analogue of gamma-butyrobetaine, a substance contained in every cell of the human body. Mildronate restores the balance between oxygen supply and demand in cells, and removes toxic metabolic products accumulated in cells protecting them from damage. It also possesses an invigorating stimulant effect. Oxygen delivery and utilization by both muscle & brain cells is enhanced.

Improves Mental Processes (Memory, Learning, Focus, Concentration, Processing of Information)

Reduces Fatigue, Increases Motivation & Alertness

Improves Athletic Training & Competitive Performance

Improves Microcirculation & Oxygen Delivery

Suggested Use:

As a general nootoropic take one 500mg tablet each morning. May increase to one 500mg tablet twice daily if desired and well tolerated.

For improved athletic performance take 1 to 2 - 500mg tablets twice daily.

Do not take within 8 hours of planned bedtime.

Maximum daily dose is 2000mg (4 tablets)

     

What the fuck!  Sounds like that drug from that Movie Limitless.  I want some now. How do I get it?

As for Sharapova, would hit so hard she'd be labeled the winner of the biggest Grand Slam in tennis history.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: viking1 on March 08, 2016, 08:56:44 AM
I would caress her, ever so gently.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: ritch on March 08, 2016, 09:26:11 AM
Dolphinately

(http://rs1241.pbsrc.com/albums/gg518/rm03778/mariasharapovabanana.jpg~c200)

Damn!!!
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: viking1 on March 08, 2016, 02:15:03 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4KDur2NU370/Tqafe6b50TI/AAAAAAAAAl4/HrL7JnP1eic/s1600/maria+sharapova+hot+pics.jpg)
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: KnightXavi on March 08, 2016, 02:53:18 PM
Looks like "Screamapova"  will get a two year ban from playing competitive tennis.  

Also, she has been cut by her sponsors, Nike and Porsche.

Another sponsor, TAG Heuer, has announced they will not renew their partnership with her.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/tennis/2016/03/08/nike-tag-heuer-suspend-ties-sharapova/81469616/ (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/tennis/2016/03/08/nike-tag-heuer-suspend-ties-sharapova/81469616/)
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: KnightXavi on March 08, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Serena curiously chimes in on Sharapova. 

http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/35752114 (http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/35752114)
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: SF1900 on March 08, 2016, 02:58:46 PM
Can someone please enlighten me regarding an athletes ability to take a medicine prescribed by a doctor, but that is on the banned list?

I mean, if doctor prescribes her medicine X for X disease, but the organization bans that medicine, what is the athlete supposed to do?
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: mr.turbo on March 08, 2016, 03:17:29 PM
Can someone please enlighten me regarding an athletes ability to take a medicine prescribed by a doctor, but that is on the banned list?

I mean, if doctor prescribes her medicine X for X disease, but the organization bans that medicine, what is the athlete supposed to do?

I suspect about 99% of the stuff that's banned could be prescribed by a doctor. I guess we'll have to see if folks buy the story about her heart arrhythmia or whatever.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: balzac on March 08, 2016, 03:52:19 PM
Looks like "Screamapova"  will get a two year ban from playing competitive tennis.

she can play with my racket anytime  :D
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: ritch on March 08, 2016, 04:06:15 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4KDur2NU370/Tqafe6b50TI/AAAAAAAAAl4/HrL7JnP1eic/s1600/maria+sharapova+hot+pics.jpg)

Oh yes, very lovely!!!
She's too old to come back after a 2 year ban. I hope that does not happen. She's gotta be by far the sexiest female athlete to compete on such a high level of any sport.

And she's Russian to boot, I've always wanted to bang one SO BAD, lol!
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: mr.turbo on March 08, 2016, 04:22:04 PM
Oh yes, very lovely!!!
She's too old to come back after a 2 year ban. I hope that does not happen. She's gotta be by far the sexiest female athlete to compete on such a high level of any sport.

And she's Russian to boot, I've always wanted to bang one SO BAD, lol!

sucks to be you

Russian females like men who are tall and have money
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: KnightXavi on March 08, 2016, 04:23:55 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4KDur2NU370/Tqafe6b50TI/AAAAAAAAAl4/HrL7JnP1eic/s1600/maria+sharapova+hot+pics.jpg)

(http://cdn23.us1.fansshare.com/photos/mariasharapova/maria-sharapova-wimbledon-sbs-rnx-wimbledon-40264223.jpg)
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: devilsmile on March 08, 2016, 04:33:06 PM
Can someone please enlighten me regarding an athletes ability to take a medicine prescribed by a doctor, but that is on the banned list?

I mean, if doctor prescribes her medicine X for X disease, but the organization bans that medicine, what is the athlete supposed to do?

if you're fucked up, then don't attend, lol. It's crazy to me how any and every aspect of daily existance is enhanced by some sort of miracle drug with these people.

Everyone uses something and everyone knows this. But I guess the established order still needs to tell people that "we still have control... not you"


But the doctor and the anti doping organization need to work together on this.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 08, 2016, 10:27:46 PM
She's only taking some weak ass stimulant?  No wonder that silverback keeps beating her.  Maria needs to get on that good shit that Serena Williams is taking.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: nzmusclemonster on March 09, 2016, 02:14:43 AM
I'd eat out her ass.

Wise words.

I would gladly journey with you up the corn tunnel.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Jayel on March 09, 2016, 02:59:36 AM
Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test



Fark hey...
Anyways, any pics of her ass/rig?
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Yamcha on March 09, 2016, 03:07:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/n77FnVf.jpg)

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r96/stegneli/maria-sharapova-crotch-shot_450x646.jpg)

(http://photos.leblogvideo.fr/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/maria-sharapova-victoire.jpg)

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/032/7/6/She_really_is_Maria_Sharapova_by_ggbells.jpg)

(http://gossip-juice.com/images/stories/newspics/sharap.jpg)
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: njflex on March 09, 2016, 08:03:08 AM
i'm sure she will appeal and see where that goes...
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: Hava on March 09, 2016, 08:11:28 AM
First of all the fuacking drug was legal till 2015. Till then everyone took it. Now in 2016 it's illegal and everyone makes a Drama about it. Who the hell cares if Tag Heuer, Porsche and Nike are not anymore sponsoring Sharapova?! She has enough money and sure she doesn't need the extra money to live a great life.

And if she is bankrupt she will do porn and every MOMO on this board will watch it, me included ;) :P
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: CalvinH on March 10, 2016, 08:00:51 AM
First of all the fuacking drug was legal till 2015. Till then everyone took it. Now in 2016 it's illegal and everyone makes a Drama about it. Who the hell cares if Tag Heuer, Porsche and Nike are not anymore sponsoring Sharapova?! She has enough money and sure she doesn't need the extra money to live a great life.

And if she is bankrupt she will do porn and every MOMO on this board will watch it, me included ;) :P


Hi Maria.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: deadz on March 10, 2016, 08:08:38 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4KDur2NU370/Tqafe6b50TI/AAAAAAAAAl4/HrL7JnP1eic/s1600/maria+sharapova+hot+pics.jpg)
:P
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 10, 2016, 08:17:59 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4KDur2NU370/Tqafe6b50TI/AAAAAAAAAl4/HrL7JnP1eic/s1600/maria+sharapova+hot+pics.jpg)

I'd want to get in there after she had a long 3 hour match and it's just dripping with sweat.  Don't wash up baby.  Let me clean it up for you....