Author Topic: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test (Read 10846 times)

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #25 on:** March 08, 2016, 03:55:59 AM »

Quote from: KnightXavi on March 07, 2016, 08:11:01 PM

Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test

lol man you would think she killed someone with how serious that press conference was.what the fuck is wrong with us where we need our athletes to be some unfallable perfection of a human? who gives a flying fuck; she plays tennis (a fucking sport), for a living. i feel like im living on a different planet sometimes, like i cant relate to the opinions/concerns of normal people who actually give a fuck. so strange

Hulkotron · « **Reply #26 on:** March 08, 2016, 05:45:10 AM »

Quote from: Thong Maniac on March 08, 2016, 03:55:59 AM

lol man you would think she killed someone with how serious that press conference was.what the fuck is wrong with us where we need our athletes to be some unfallable perfection of a human? who gives a flying fuck; she plays tennis (a fucking sport), for a living. i feel like im living on a different planet sometimes, like i cant relate to the opinions/concerns of normal people who actually give a fuck. so strange

I'd eat out her ass.

Yamcha · « **Reply #27 on:** March 08, 2016, 05:55:33 AM »

Dolphinately

devilsmile · « **Reply #28 on:** March 08, 2016, 05:56:27 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 08, 2016, 03:39:24 AM

Some ridiculous amount of Americans -- millions! -- are on SSRI psychotropics. Forget EBT disappearing, the real end of civilization will come when CVS runs out of people's drugs.

Crazy shit, man, just crazy!

I didn't hear about this till about two weeks ago or something. To me it's crazy as hell.

It must give you mad addicted, that shit can't be good in the long run, can it? Sounds like the ultimate anti depressant to me, and people use it just for fun to get "focus" on their ab training routine... HAHHAHAHA, this life is serious shit!

WELL, I don't know about you but I'm going to pop 4 pills of alpha brain, gotta start doing the laundry

Option D · « **Reply #29 on:** March 08, 2016, 06:15:20 AM »

Lol what if this was Serena Williams....

Yamcha · « **Reply #30 on:** March 08, 2016, 06:16:37 AM »

KnightXavi · « **Reply #31 on:** March 08, 2016, 08:13:49 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 08, 2016, 03:39:24 AM

Some ridiculous amount of Americans -- millions! -- are on SSRI psychotropics. Forget EBT disappearing, the real end of civilization will come when CVS runs out of people's drugs.

Agree.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #32 on:** March 08, 2016, 08:44:21 AM »

Quote from: Zillotch on March 07, 2016, 09:42:46 PM

Mildronate (aka Mildronat, Mildonium) is a nootropic, vasodilator and CNS stimulant that can unlock your intellectual and physical potential. Mildronate is a structural analogue of gamma-butyrobetaine, a substance contained in every cell of the human body. Mildronate restores the balance between oxygen supply and demand in cells, and removes toxic metabolic products accumulated in cells protecting them from damage. It also possesses an invigorating stimulant effect. Oxygen delivery and utilization by both muscle & brain cells is enhanced.

Improves Mental Processes (Memory, Learning, Focus, Concentration, Processing of Information)

Reduces Fatigue, Increases Motivation & Alertness

Improves Athletic Training & Competitive Performance

Improves Microcirculation & Oxygen Delivery

Suggested Use:

As a general nootoropic take one 500mg tablet each morning. May increase to one 500mg tablet twice daily if desired and well tolerated.

For improved athletic performance take 1 to 2 - 500mg tablets twice daily.

Do not take within 8 hours of planned bedtime.

Maximum daily dose is 2000mg (4 tablets)

What the fuck! Sounds like that drug from that Movie Limitless. I want some now. How do I get it?

As for Sharapova, would hit so hard she'd be labeled the winner of the biggest Grand Slam in tennis history.

viking1 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 08, 2016, 08:56:44 AM »

I would caress her, ever so gently.

ritch · « **Reply #34 on:** March 08, 2016, 09:26:11 AM »

Quote from: Yamcha on March 08, 2016, 05:55:33 AM

Dolphinately

Damn!!!

viking1 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 08, 2016, 02:15:03 PM »

KnightXavi · « **Reply #36 on:** March 08, 2016, 02:53:18 PM »

Looks like "Screamapova" will get a two year ban from playing competitive tennis.

Also, she has been cut by her sponsors, Nike and Porsche.

Another sponsor, TAG Heuer, has announced they will not renew their partnership with her.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/tennis/2016/03/08/nike-tag-heuer-suspend-ties-sharapova/81469616/

KnightXavi · « **Reply #37 on:** March 08, 2016, 02:55:47 PM »

Serena curiously chimes in on Sharapova.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/35752114

SF1900 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 08, 2016, 02:58:46 PM »

Can someone please enlighten me regarding an athletes ability to take a medicine prescribed by a doctor, but that is on the banned list?

I mean, if doctor prescribes her medicine X for X disease, but the organization bans that medicine, what is the athlete supposed to do?

mr.turbo · « **Reply #39 on:** March 08, 2016, 03:17:29 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 08, 2016, 02:58:46 PM

Can someone please enlighten me regarding an athletes ability to take a medicine prescribed by a doctor, but that is on the banned list?

I mean, if doctor prescribes her medicine X for X disease, but the organization bans that medicine, what is the athlete supposed to do?

I suspect about 99% of the stuff that's banned could be prescribed by a doctor. I guess we'll have to see if folks buy the story about her heart arrhythmia or whatever.

balzac · « **Reply #40 on:** March 08, 2016, 03:52:19 PM »

Quote from: KnightXavi on March 08, 2016, 02:53:18 PM

Looks like "Screamapova" will get a two year ban from playing competitive tennis.

she can play with my racket anytime

ritch · « **Reply #41 on:** March 08, 2016, 04:06:15 PM »

Quote from: viking1 on March 08, 2016, 02:15:03 PM

Oh yes, very lovely!!!
She's too old to come back after a 2 year ban. I hope that does not happen. She's gotta be by far the sexiest female athlete to compete on such a high level of any sport.

And she's Russian to boot, I've always wanted to bang one SO BAD, lol!

mr.turbo · « **Reply #42 on:** March 08, 2016, 04:22:04 PM »

Quote from: ritch on March 08, 2016, 04:06:15 PM

Oh yes, very lovely!!!
She's too old to come back after a 2 year ban. I hope that does not happen. She's gotta be by far the sexiest female athlete to compete on such a high level of any sport.

And she's Russian to boot, I've always wanted to bang one SO BAD, lol!

sucks to be you

Russian females like men who are tall and have money

KnightXavi · « **Reply #43 on:** March 08, 2016, 04:23:55 PM »

Quote from: viking1 on March 08, 2016, 02:15:03 PM

devilsmile · « **Reply #44 on:** March 08, 2016, 04:33:06 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 08, 2016, 02:58:46 PM

Can someone please enlighten me regarding an athletes ability to take a medicine prescribed by a doctor, but that is on the banned list?

I mean, if doctor prescribes her medicine X for X disease, but the organization bans that medicine, what is the athlete supposed to do?

if you're fucked up, then don't attend, lol. It's crazy to me how any and every aspect of daily existance is enhanced by some sort of miracle drug with these people.

Everyone uses something and everyone knows this. But I guess the established order still needs to tell people that "we still have control... not you"

But the doctor and the anti doping organization need to work together on this.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #45 on:** March 08, 2016, 10:27:46 PM »

She's only taking some weak ass stimulant? No wonder that silverback keeps beating her. Maria needs to get on that good shit that Serena Williams is taking.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #46 on:** March 09, 2016, 02:14:43 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on March 08, 2016, 05:45:10 AM

I'd eat out her ass.

Wise words.

I would gladly journey with you up the corn tunnel.

Jayel · « **Reply #47 on:** March 09, 2016, 02:59:36 AM »

Quote from: KnightXavi on March 07, 2016, 08:11:01 PM

Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test

Fark hey...
Anyways, any pics of her ass/rig?

Yamcha · « **Reply #48 on:** March 09, 2016, 03:07:28 AM »

njflex · « **Reply #49 on:** March 09, 2016, 08:03:08 AM »

i'm sure she will appeal and see where that goes...