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Title: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Spike on March 16, 2016, 07:49:48 PM
He's the dude that's turning Dallas "into a beast"

Brass tax - what's his usually protocol for his athletes

Aside from any Mercury based diuretics

Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: JuicedKangaroo on October 18, 2019, 07:37:22 AM
He's the dude that's turning Dallas "into a beast"


Brass tax - what's his usually protocol for his athletes


Aside from any Mercury based diuretics



I can't post these YouTube vids - not trying to redirect traffic to this thread but all the vids are there

http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/showthread.php/151741-Destination-Vegas-Follow-Along-As-McCarver-Puts-The-Pedal-To-The-Floor-With-7-Weeks-To-Go (http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/showthread.php/151741-Destination-Vegas-Follow-Along-As-McCarver-Puts-The-Pedal-To-The-Floor-With-7-Weeks-To-Go)

Well this aged like milk.. May Dallas rest in peace.

I was looking for anything on Matt Jansen among our resident Getbiggers. Anything?
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Kwon on October 18, 2019, 07:39:15 AM
He's the dude that's turning Dallas "into a beast"


Brass tax - what's his usually protocol for his athletes


Aside from any Mercury based diuretics



I can't post these YouTube vids - not trying to redirect traffic to this thread but all the vids are there

http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/showthread.php/151741-Destination-Vegas-Follow-Along-As-McCarver-Puts-The-Pedal-To-The-Floor-With-7-Weeks-To-Go (http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/showthread.php/151741-Destination-Vegas-Follow-Along-As-McCarver-Puts-The-Pedal-To-The-Floor-With-7-Weeks-To-Go)

Matt CANNING is a badass guru!

(Parsh of Peace)
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: JuicedKangaroo on October 18, 2019, 07:43:49 AM
Matt CANNING is a badass guru!

(Parsh of Peace)

This GetBigger?  ???

(http://bg1.vimar.ca/IMG_0468_resized.jpg)(http://bg1.vimar.ca/IMG_0474_resized.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Matt on October 18, 2019, 09:49:07 AM
This GetBigger?  ???

(http://bg1.vimar.ca/IMG_0468_resized.jpg)(http://bg1.vimar.ca/IMG_0474_resized.jpg)

Great find!  Yes, that is the correct MathJew Canning [although only the Math part is accurate!].

Damn...my waist has thickened in the past 13 years...:(

My physique has arguably gotten better in other ways...but that was my "bulked" waist...and it couldn't have been much over 32", if not even less.

Bah.

My fat all goes to my stomach!

On the plus side...I can actually put mass on my chest now!  That only took...15-20 years.  But it's here now - and I'm not complaining.
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Joe Valentino on October 18, 2019, 09:57:22 AM
Great find!  Yes, that is the correct MathJew Canning [although only the Math part is accurate!].

Damn...my waist has thickened in the past 13 years...:(

My physique has arguably gotten better in other ways...but that was my "bulked" waist...and it couldn't have been much over 32", if not even less.

Bah.

My fat all goes to my stomach!

On the plus side...I can actually put mass on my chest now!  That only took...15-20 years.  But it's here now - and I'm not complaining.

Serious and not a disrespectful question, but do you use anabolic steroids to look like that, Matt?
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD on October 18, 2019, 10:16:01 AM
(http://bg1.vimar.ca/IMG_0468_resized.jpg)(http://bg1.vimar.ca/IMG_0474_resized.jpg)


Socks, Crocs and Electroconvulsive Shocks: the Matt Canning Story
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Mothballs on October 18, 2019, 10:51:13 AM
You don’t look like as much of a hook-nosed Jew from the front. Any explanation as to where your godawful bird-beak derived from? Many of the world’s most famous antisemites are themselves Jews. I’m pretty certain a DNA test would confirm you have plenty of jew/arab in you. That nose is 100% Semitic.
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Matt on October 18, 2019, 10:54:24 AM
Serious and not a disrespectful question, but do you use anabolic steroids to look like that, Matt?

Not in that picture.  I can show you one where I was on a minor cycle...and it showed.
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: JuicedKangaroo on October 18, 2019, 10:56:41 AM
Great find!  Yes, that is the correct MathJew Canning [although only the Math part is accurate!].

Damn...my waist has thickened in the past 13 years...:(

My physique has arguably gotten better in other ways...but that was my "bulked" waist...and it couldn't have been much over 32", if not even less.

Bah.

My fat all goes to my stomach!

On the plus side...I can actually put mass on my chest now!  That only took...15-20 years.  But it's here now - and I'm not complaining.

Kudos to you Matt, a level headed reply to my tongue in cheek post. Now show us some pics of when you started cycling!  ;D
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: JuicedKangaroo on October 18, 2019, 10:57:48 AM
Socks, Crocs and Electroconvulsive Shocks: the Matt Canning Story

Tex, beautiful poetry
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Kwon on October 18, 2019, 12:27:22 PM
You don’t look like as much of a hook-nosed Jew from the front. Any explanation as to where your godawful bird-beak derived from? Many of the world’s most famous antisemites are themselves Jews. I’m pretty certain a DNA test would confirm you have plenty of jew/arab in you. That nose is 100% Semitic.


He is italian! :D
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Powerlift66 on October 18, 2019, 11:31:52 PM
The tub of SuperPump was the key to Matt's Strongman victories.
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Marvin Martian on October 19, 2019, 12:03:03 AM
Serious and not a disrespectful question, but do you use anabolic steroids to look like that, Matt?

Dude - are you serious asking physique related questions? Are you just into men’s bodies or something? You admit that the horrific blob of bodyfat that look like 300lbs or chewed bubble gum is you (the hint of abs was funny though)

Stick with the totally non BB / nutrition / physique threads man. It’s fckn weird.

Showed the wife that pic back when you were Shizz or whatever - where you are one arm flexing in the mirror and she flipped out and got pissed at me for picking on you. She said “you know how embarrassed he has to be to look like that and he is still posting so he can ask for advice” - I didn’t even bother to tell her that you were not at all doing that.  Lol. She did lay the Martian guilt trip for picking on the lessors and retards.
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Tapeworm on October 20, 2019, 10:41:19 PM


Socks, Crocs and Electroconvulsive Shocks: the Matt Canning Story

 ;D
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Powerlift66 on October 22, 2019, 09:31:55 AM
Dude - are you serious asking physique related questions? Are you just into men’s bodies or something? You admit that the horrific blob of bodyfat that look like 300lbs or chewed bubble gum is you (the hint of abs was funny though)

Stick with the totally non BB / nutrition / physique threads man. It’s fckn weird.

Showed the wife that pic back when you were Shizz or whatever - where you are one arm flexing in the mirror and she flipped out and got pissed at me for picking on you. She said “you know how embarrassed he has to be to look like that and he is still posting so he can ask for advice” - I didn’t even bother to tell her that you were not at all doing that.  Lol. She did lay the Martian guilt trip for picking on the lessors and retards.

One of the funniest "physique" selfies in Forum history, Shizzo Valenteenee and The FrogTech Kid.
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Kwon on October 23, 2019, 09:37:33 AM
One of the funniest "physique" selfies in Forum history, Shizzo Valenteenee and The FrogTech Kid.

Don't forget our beloved BLOATLORD!






Goodrum and Bloatlord

Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: Taffin on October 23, 2019, 10:26:11 AM
He's the dude that's turning Dallas "into a beast"

Brass tax - what's his usually protocol for his athletes

Aside from any Mercury based diuretics


All I remember about this guy is this photoshoot - aka 'The Jansen Roar'

Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on October 23, 2019, 11:22:20 AM
He looks like a jacked FPS Russia.
Title: Re: Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?
Post by: JuicedKangaroo on October 24, 2019, 09:22:48 AM
Don't forget our beloved BLOATLORD!


I found this surprisingly easy to masturbate to  :-* :-*