Is Matt Jansen a true badass guru?

[Spike]

He's the dude that's turning Dallas "into a beast"

Brass tax - what's his usually protocol for his athletes

Aside from any Mercury based diuretics

[JuicedKangaroo]

He's the dude that's turning Dallas "into a beast"


Brass tax - what's his usually protocol for his athletes


Aside from any Mercury based diuretics



I can't post these YouTube vids - not trying to redirect traffic to this thread but all the vids are there

http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/showthread.php/151741-Destination-Vegas-Follow-Along-As-McCarver-Puts-The-Pedal-To-The-Floor-With-7-Weeks-To-Go

Well this aged like milk.. May Dallas rest in peace.

I was looking for anything on Matt Jansen among our resident Getbiggers. Anything?

[Kwon]

He's the dude that's turning Dallas "into a beast"


Brass tax - what's his usually protocol for his athletes


Aside from any Mercury based diuretics



I can't post these YouTube vids - not trying to redirect traffic to this thread but all the vids are there

http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/showthread.php/151741-Destination-Vegas-Follow-Along-As-McCarver-Puts-The-Pedal-To-The-Floor-With-7-Weeks-To-Go

Matt CANNING is a badass guru!

(Parsh of Peace)

[JuicedKangaroo]

Matt CANNING is a badass guru!

(Parsh of Peace)

This GetBigger?  

[Matt]

This GetBigger?  

Great find!  Yes, that is the correct MathJew Canning [although only the Math part is accurate!].

Damn...my waist has thickened in the past 13 years...

My physique has arguably gotten better in other ways...but that was my "bulked" waist...and it couldn't have been much over 32", if not even less.

Bah.

My fat all goes to my stomach!

On the plus side...I can actually put mass on my chest now!  That only took...15-20 years.  But it's here now - and I'm not complaining.

[Joe Valentino]

Great find!  Yes, that is the correct MathJew Canning [although only the Math part is accurate!].

Damn...my waist has thickened in the past 13 years...

My physique has arguably gotten better in other ways...but that was my "bulked" waist...and it couldn't have been much over 32", if not even less.

Bah.

My fat all goes to my stomach!

On the plus side...I can actually put mass on my chest now!  That only took...15-20 years.  But it's here now - and I'm not complaining.

Serious and not a disrespectful question, but do you use anabolic steroids to look like that, Matt?

[Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD]

Socks, Crocs and Electroconvulsive Shocks: the Matt Canning Story

[Mothballs]

You don’t look like as much of a hook-nosed Jew from the front. Any explanation as to where your godawful bird-beak derived from? Many of the world’s most famous antisemites are themselves Jews. I’m pretty certain a DNA test would confirm you have plenty of jew/arab in you. That nose is 100% Semitic.

[Matt]

Serious and not a disrespectful question, but do you use anabolic steroids to look like that, Matt?

Not in that picture.  I can show you one where I was on a minor cycle...and it showed.

[JuicedKangaroo]

Great find!  Yes, that is the correct MathJew Canning [although only the Math part is accurate!].

Damn...my waist has thickened in the past 13 years...

My physique has arguably gotten better in other ways...but that was my "bulked" waist...and it couldn't have been much over 32", if not even less.

Bah.

My fat all goes to my stomach!

On the plus side...I can actually put mass on my chest now!  That only took...15-20 years.  But it's here now - and I'm not complaining.

Kudos to you Matt, a level headed reply to my tongue in cheek post. Now show us some pics of when you started cycling! 

[JuicedKangaroo]

Socks, Crocs and Electroconvulsive Shocks: the Matt Canning Story

Tex, beautiful poetry

[Kwon]

You don’t look like as much of a hook-nosed Jew from the front. Any explanation as to where your godawful bird-beak derived from? Many of the world’s most famous antisemites are themselves Jews. I’m pretty certain a DNA test would confirm you have plenty of jew/arab in you. That nose is 100% Semitic.

He is italian!

[Powerlift66]

The tub of SuperPump was the key to Matt's Strongman victories.

[Marvin Martian]

Serious and not a disrespectful question, but do you use anabolic steroids to look like that, Matt?

Dude - are you serious asking physique related questions? Are you just into men’s bodies or something? You admit that the horrific blob of bodyfat that look like 300lbs or chewed bubble gum is you (the hint of abs was funny though)

Stick with the totally non BB / nutrition / physique threads man. It’s fckn weird.

Showed the wife that pic back when you were Shizz or whatever - where you are one arm flexing in the mirror and she flipped out and got pissed at me for picking on you. She said “you know how embarrassed he has to be to look like that and he is still posting so he can ask for advice” - I didn’t even bother to tell her that you were not at all doing that.  Lol. She did lay the Martian guilt trip for picking on the lessors and retards.

[Tapeworm]

Socks, Crocs and Electroconvulsive Shocks: the Matt Canning Story

 

[Powerlift66]

Dude - are you serious asking physique related questions? Are you just into men’s bodies or something? You admit that the horrific blob of bodyfat that look like 300lbs or chewed bubble gum is you (the hint of abs was funny though)

Stick with the totally non BB / nutrition / physique threads man. It’s fckn weird.

Showed the wife that pic back when you were Shizz or whatever - where you are one arm flexing in the mirror and she flipped out and got pissed at me for picking on you. She said “you know how embarrassed he has to be to look like that and he is still posting so he can ask for advice” - I didn’t even bother to tell her that you were not at all doing that.  Lol. She did lay the Martian guilt trip for picking on the lessors and retards.

One of the funniest "physique" selfies in Forum history, Shizzo Valenteenee and The FrogTech Kid.

[Kwon]

One of the funniest "physique" selfies in Forum history, Shizzo Valenteenee and The FrogTech Kid.

Don't forget our beloved BLOATLORD!

Goodrum and Bloatlord

[Taffin]

He's the dude that's turning Dallas "into a beast"

Brass tax - what's his usually protocol for his athletes

Aside from any Mercury based diuretics

All I remember about this guy is this photoshoot - aka 'The Jansen Roar'

[SOMEPARTS]

He looks like a jacked FPS Russia.

[JuicedKangaroo]

Don't forget our beloved BLOATLORD!

I found this surprisingly easy to masturbate to