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Title: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: gib on June 25, 2016, 02:26:41 AM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

So I of course immediately left. But what's the best thing to do? Tell him to fuck of phxxxot? Punch him? Complain to management?

Not the first time that shit has happened to me either.

Message for gays - please do your stuff in a proper gay sauna. Don't come to a normal place and do your fagxxot shit there!
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 25, 2016, 02:28:32 AM
and on another forum there is an asian guy writing about how straight guys shouldn't be going to gay saunas
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Spike on June 25, 2016, 02:29:25 AM
Guy Hungwell was ready for you to make a warm batch of
"Creme of Sun Yung Guy"


He likes you to spit it out on the sauna rocks when your done
"Steam bathe the kids"
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: timfogarty on June 25, 2016, 02:55:50 AM
Another example of how stereotypes just aren't true.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 25, 2016, 03:02:02 AM
Gays are so gross
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: bigmc on June 25, 2016, 03:18:44 AM
this is a bit left field

but have you considered not going to gay saunas

might be the easiest way to avoid the "problem"

wait till creepy muscle sees this thread  ::)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: denarii on June 25, 2016, 03:18:48 AM
Many on getbig would go prepared with vaseline and a phone for selfies
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 25, 2016, 03:42:22 AM
You've obviously never traveled in Asia.  It's perfectly normal for men to have hard ons in the saunas there.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: denarii on June 25, 2016, 03:55:11 AM
You've obviously never traveled in Asia.  It's perfectly normal for men to have hard ons in the saunas there.

Do these same men also have tits?
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: youandme on June 25, 2016, 04:02:22 AM
and on another forum there is an asian guy writing about how straight guys shouldn't be going to gay saunas

Lmao.

It's ok, it's only gay if you want it to be.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: hp31 on June 25, 2016, 04:15:02 AM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

So I of course immediately left. But what's the best thing to do? Tell him to fuck of phxxxot? Punch him? Complain to management?

Not the first time that shit has happened to me either.

Message for gays - please do your stuff in a proper gay sauna. Don't come to a normal place and do your fagxxot shit there!

(http://giant.gfycat.com/RewardingQuickGuppy.gif)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Waller on June 25, 2016, 04:21:06 AM
Should have given him a handjob.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on June 25, 2016, 04:23:11 AM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

So I of course immediately left. But what's the best thing to do? Tell him to fuck of phxxxot? Punch him? Complain to management?

Not the first time that shit has happened to me either.

Message for gays - please do your stuff in a proper gay sauna. Don't come to a normal place and do your fagxxot shit there!

Asian guy  + massive erection = oxymoron.

Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2016, 06:48:33 AM
You should have at least gotten a bro job
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Twaddle on June 25, 2016, 07:00:01 AM
Two words: "Falcon Punch"

(http://img.memecdn.com/Falcon-Punch_o_91244.gif)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 25, 2016, 09:04:09 AM
grossest thing i ever saw in the gym was an old guy applying deodorant to the back of his knees.


Is this a thing?
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Princess L on June 25, 2016, 09:08:13 AM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

So I of course immediately left. But what's the best thing to do? Tell him to fuck of phxxxot? Punch him? Complain to management?

Not the first time that shit has happened to me either.

Message for gays - please do your stuff in a proper gay sauna. Don't come to a normal place and do your fagxxot shit there!

Probably a flaming liberal
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: SquidVicious on June 25, 2016, 09:12:24 AM
He said election, not erection. Not sure why everyone here has to gay things up all the time. Probably a massive supporter of the Brexit.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: hipolito mejia on June 25, 2016, 09:50:24 AM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

So I of course immediately left. But what's the best thing to do? Tell him to fuck of phxxxot? Punch him? Complain to management?

Not the first time that shit has happened to me either.

Message for gays - please do your stuff in a proper gay sauna. Don't come to a normal place and do your fagxxot shit there!

Is only gay if you answer him back  with another erection.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: viking1 on June 25, 2016, 10:49:48 AM
 ""I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election""



The erection results are now in.



Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: FREAKgeek on June 25, 2016, 11:06:23 AM
I think he's trying to say the new Philippines president smokes the pole.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on June 25, 2016, 11:37:12 AM
and on another forum there is an asian guy writing about how straight guys shouldn't be going to gay saunas
jhaha end of thread
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Army of One on June 25, 2016, 11:47:00 AM
The Asian guy puts his side across

https://www.datalounge.com/thread/6837749-accommodating-straight-guy-in-the-gym-sauna
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 25, 2016, 01:28:11 PM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

So I of course immediately left. But what's the best thing to do? Tell him to fuck of phxxxot? Punch him? Complain to management?

Not the first time that shit has happened to me either.

Message for gays - please do your stuff in a proper gay sauna. Don't come to a normal place and do your fagxxot shit there!

Don't Asians generally have tiny dicks?  Assuming you meant erection and not election.

Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 25, 2016, 02:07:20 PM
Don't Asians generally have tiny dicks?  Assuming you meant erection and not election.



thats actually how asians pronounce it either way
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: TheShape. on June 25, 2016, 02:10:59 PM
Just being in a gym sauna is gay enough. If you're in there you're asking for it.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: funk51 on June 25, 2016, 02:16:04 PM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

So I of course immediately left. But what's the best thing to do? Tell him to fuck of phxxxot? Punch him? Complain to management?

Not the first time that shit has happened to me either.

Message for gays - please do your stuff in a proper gay sauna. Don't come to a normal place and do your fagxxot shit there!
                  what's a massive election, are you also an oriental that can't pronounce your  r's or did he bring a large voting machine into the sauna
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on June 25, 2016, 02:40:23 PM
                  what's a massive election, are you also an oriental that can't pronounce your  r's or did he bring a large voting machine into the sauna
He had a hanging Chad.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 25, 2016, 02:44:09 PM
(https://s33.postimg.org/qzfklbuen/image.jpg)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: herne on June 25, 2016, 02:45:26 PM
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/secrets-of-the-sauna
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 25, 2016, 04:22:25 PM
Just being in a gym sauna is gay enough. If you're in there you're asking for it.

Not everyone can afford an in-home sauna. Where do you suggest they go to use the sauna?
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 25, 2016, 04:25:27 PM
thats actually how asians pronounce it either way

i thought of this too, but it seemed rude to mention it.  :) :)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: FREAKgeek on June 25, 2016, 04:35:01 PM
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: TheShape. on June 25, 2016, 05:58:58 PM
Not everyone can afford an in-home sauna. Where do you suggest they go to use the sauna?

Take a hot shower. I don't know. Why people like to bake in a humid box is beyond me.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 25, 2016, 06:19:04 PM
Asian guy  + massive erection = oxymoron.



lolz
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 25, 2016, 06:20:06 PM
Asian guy was probably waiting for John Travolta to walk in
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Dr.J on June 25, 2016, 07:34:03 PM
Two words: "Falcon Punch"

(http://img.memecdn.com/Falcon-Punch_o_91244.gif)

I love this...
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: HTexan on June 25, 2016, 07:53:29 PM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

So I of course immediately left. But what's the best thing to do? Tell him to fuck of phxxxot? Punch him? Complain to management?

Not the first time that shit has happened to me either.

Message for gays - please do your stuff in a proper gay sauna. Don't come to a normal place and do your fagxxot shit there!
Well, if is was a gay bathhouse,then it was your fault. If not, report that shit. You're just making it worst by being a pussy and running away.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 25, 2016, 08:21:11 PM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

So I of course immediately left. But what's the best thing to do? Tell him to fuck of phxxxot? Punch him? Complain to management?

Not the first time that shit has happened to me either.

Message for gays - please do your stuff in a proper gay sauna. Don't come to a normal place and do your fagxxot shit there!

(http://az1.faceinhole.com/creations/16/6/26/c007e061917111a2f7.jpg)

(http://az1.faceinhole.com/creations/16/6/26/baf107e0619171311315.jpg)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 25, 2016, 09:22:19 PM
Take a hot shower. I don't know. Why people like to bake in a humid box is beyond me.

x2

I gave saunas a go for novelties sake, but it was clear very quickly that it was mostly a place for fruits to go and suck cock.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: HTexan on June 25, 2016, 09:37:19 PM
x2

I gave saunas a go for novelties sake, but it was clear very quickly that it was mostly a place for fruits to go and suck cock.
Water loss.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: DanielPaul on June 25, 2016, 10:54:32 PM
Maybe musclecenter thought you were shizzo
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 25, 2016, 10:56:56 PM
Water loss.

Drink 20 beers and then see how dry and vascular you look the next morning.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: IronMeister on June 26, 2016, 12:13:17 AM
(https://lygsbtd.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/fat-guy-eating.jpg)
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Post by: kreator on June 26, 2016, 12:30:53 AM
where's musclecenter?
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: gib on June 26, 2016, 01:36:28 AM
Asian guy  + massive erection = oxymoron.



Ok well not massive, as yes the dude was Asian, but the point I was trying to make is that he was fully hard. Not like a semi but full on standing to attention.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: gib on June 26, 2016, 01:44:45 AM
Well, if is was a gay bathhouse,then it was your fault. If not, report that shit. You're just making it worst by being a pussy and running away.

Was a normal sauna in an upmarket gym. Has both sauna and jaccuzi etc. Which I very much like and find therapeutic (no homo).
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Kwon on June 26, 2016, 02:53:30 AM
I quite enjoy jaaccizies or saunas, not for gay reasons but because I find them relaxing and therapeutic.

However on numerous occasions I've seen guys lurking around who give you a kind of gay look. I train now at a quieter gym in a 5 star hotel.

Anyhow today I'm in the sauna and an Asian guy comes in opens the door has a quick look and then walks back out. I'm assuming he's just looking around at facilities. Then around 5 mins later he comes back in this time in towel. I happen to glance over a few mins later and he has a fucking massive election. Towel opened. What the fuck?!!!

What election was it? Was it held in the town of jaaccizies?
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on June 26, 2016, 06:05:10 AM
x2

I gave saunas a go for novelties sake, but it was clear very quickly that it was mostly a place for fruits to go and suck cock.

Exactly.

Go to the gym, workout, wash your hands, then leave.  Shower at home.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Conker on June 26, 2016, 06:24:09 AM
gay recognise gay. he obviously figured you out. just come out of the closet and have some fun.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: BayGBM on June 26, 2016, 06:29:12 AM
Exactly.

Go to the gym, workout, wash your hands, then leave.  Shower at home.

x2.  Some of you seem to have a lot more gay experiences than I do.  ::)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Conker on June 26, 2016, 06:45:29 AM
x2.  Some of you seem to have a lot more gay experiences than I do.  ::)

you're probably not doing it right  :D
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Scott on June 26, 2016, 06:50:55 AM
Who in their right mind would have sexual relations in a filthy, dirty, nasty, open to the public place?  What kind of individual engages in sex with someone you just met?  Male or female, what are people thinking?

They're not.

Simply disgusting.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: BayGBM on June 26, 2016, 07:25:32 AM
Who in their right mind would have sexual relations in a filthy, dirty, nasty, open to the public place?  What kind of individual engages in sex with someone you just met?  Male or female, what are people thinking?

They're not.

Simply disgusting.

As I have said before this tends to be done by closeted men who have to sneak around and get (gay) sex on the side when the Mrs. isn't present. 
"Honey, I'm going to the gym... be back in a couple hours."
"Ok, dear.  Have fun."

Openly gay men don't have to settle for this because they are not in hiding.  They can date, have men over, stay out all day, or night, without having to explain where they are to the Mrs.  Sex is always available.  When you're leading a double life then you have to sneak around and grab it all on the sly.  ::)

Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Scott on June 26, 2016, 07:40:43 AM
As I have said before this tends to be done by closeted men who have to sneak around and get (gay) sex on the side when the Mrs. isn't present. 
"Honey, I'm going to the gym... be back in a couple hours."
"Ok, dear.  Have fun."

Openly gay men don't have to settle for this because they are not in hiding.  They can date, have men over, stay out all day, or night, without having to explain where they are to the Mrs.  Sex is always available.  When you're leading a double life then you have to sneak around and grab it all on the sly.  ::)



Not always. I've known some gay dudes that stood in line for sloppy fiftieths in the late 70s.  Most of the guys I knew that were homosexual were conservative men that just preferred men and could not stand sluts let alone the thought of being the caboose on a balloon knot train. 

Genuine relationships were rare for them as men are men and as such tend to have a roving eye no matter their sexual preference.  I believe that simpleton Tim Fogarty termed it "monogamish".  The idea of rutting with someone you just met is not only foreign to me but unacceptable and again regardless of sexual preference.

Speaking of men, who do you think will be the next Bond?  Having seen "The Man From Uncle" I think Henry Cavill might be a good choice.  Handsome, British and good physique.  Tom Hiddleston looks more like  he could pull off playing Data in a Star Trek film but might be a good choice too. 

Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Kwon on June 26, 2016, 07:48:49 AM
Speaking of men, who do you think will be the next Bond?  Having seen "The Man From Uncle" I think Henry Cavill might be a good choice.  Handsome, British and good physique.  Tom Hiddleston looks more like  he could pull off playing Data in a Star Trek film but might be a good choice too.  

Tyler Perry, DannyDeVito, Woody Allen, Tracy Morgan, Gillian Anderson, Rhea Perlman, Caitlyn Jenner, Anthony Anderson, Katt Williams or Martin Lawrence.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Scott on June 26, 2016, 07:56:10 AM
Tyler Perry, DannyDeVito, Woody Allen, Tracy Morgan, Anthony Anderson, Katt Williams or Martin Lawrence.


You left off Gillian Anderson. 

  ;D
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: HTexan on June 26, 2016, 09:52:01 AM
x2.  Some of you seem to have a lot more gay experiences than I do.  ::)
are you saying that you are so ugly that straight guys get more ass then you?   ??? :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: wes on June 26, 2016, 11:16:18 AM
Asian Pecker Of Peace
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 26, 2016, 11:35:37 AM
Was a normal sauna in an upmarket gym. Has both sauna and jaccuzi etc. Which I very much like and find therapeutic (no homo).

You could have ignored him. If he went further, firmly told him you were not interested. If he didn't comply, reported him to the management. No on should have to put up with crap like that.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Kwon on June 26, 2016, 11:57:34 AM
but then gib would have no story about his masculine identity being threatened

And no Gay Rump Romp (of Peace) would be had either.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Alfurinn on June 26, 2016, 11:58:33 AM
And no Gay Rump Romp (of Peace) would be had either.

You love these topics.  ;)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on June 26, 2016, 12:26:17 PM
Stupid head-u wrote election not erection
U waste our one with your shit and u can't even proof read

Fuck off
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: funk51 on June 26, 2016, 12:37:13 PM
speak softly and carry this ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Kwon on June 26, 2016, 01:03:55 PM
You love these topics.  ;)
Homo
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Alfurinn on June 26, 2016, 02:59:39 PM
Homo

That's not an insult.  
The more you try to be the homophobe the more people will feel puzzled by you looking and commenting on other men's nearly naked muscular sweaty bodies.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Dr.J on June 26, 2016, 03:56:04 PM
I'm I the only one that thinks this would make for a great porn?? ???
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Dr.J on June 26, 2016, 04:57:26 PM
As I have said before this tends to be done by closeted men who have to sneak around and get (gay) sex on the side when the Mrs. isn't present. 
"Honey, I'm going to the gym... be back in a couple hours."
"Ok, dear.  Have fun."

Openly gay men don't have to settle for this because they are not in hiding.  They can date, have men over, stay out all day, or night, without having to explain where they are to the Mrs.  Sex is always available.  When you're leading a double life then you have to sneak around and grab it all on the sly.  ::)



Makes sense to me.....thank you bay...as always I enjoy your answers.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Fortress on June 26, 2016, 07:10:03 PM
Should have grabbed hold his gook head and rammed it into the scorching rocks. Melted the wang weasel's dumb face.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: gib on June 27, 2016, 07:37:35 AM
I though about punching the wall or giving him a nasty look as I left but I decided simply to leave immediately and not even acknowledge him. I wonder if being a gay in a sauna is kind of like if you could be a normal guy in a women's sauna. I guess if that were allowed I would be trying to make moves too :)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 27, 2016, 08:55:56 AM
This OP is priceless.  Some guy whips an erect cock and he posts on getbig how to react.  Obviously the OP is confused about his sexuality and needs getbig's approval to pounce on the cock next time he's in the situation.  Just a sad state of affairs.  #BREXIT
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Kwon on June 27, 2016, 12:17:10 PM
That's not an insult.  
The more you try to be the homophobe the more people will feel puzzled by you looking and commenting on other men's nearly naked muscular sweaty bodies.
Fagg0t
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: HTexan on June 27, 2016, 12:20:50 PM
That's not an insult.  
The more you try to be the homophobe the more people will feel puzzled by you looking and commenting on other men's nearly naked muscular sweaty bodies.
Haha owned the stupid gimmick.  :D
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 01:39:07 PM
I though about punching the wall or giving him a nasty look as I left but I decided simply to leave immediately and not even acknowledge him. I wonder if being a gay in a sauna is kind of like if you could be a normal guy in a women's sauna. I guess if that were allowed I would be trying to make moves too :)

All the gyms I go to have coed sauna's, steam rooms and hot tubs. If he dropped his towel to show off his not so massive 'election' in one of these places, he'd have been arrested. The Princeton (Princess) Athletic Club located in downtown Portland had gender specific saunas. The few times I worked out there, it was very cruisy. A lot was going on in the sauna for those who wanted a more thorough workout. LOL! Haven't been back and this was a couple of decades ago. It might have changed since then.

Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 27, 2016, 01:47:13 PM
He probably got confused when he could hear the song coming out of your ipod "Everybody wang Chung tonight"
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 01:58:17 PM
He probably got confused when he could hear the song coming out of your ipod "Everybody wang Chung tonight"

 ;D ;D ;D!
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 02:02:00 PM
What is disgusting is when people turn a public place into a pubic one.  To hell with these animals.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Kwon on June 27, 2016, 02:04:59 PM
He probably got confused when he could hear the song coming out of your ipod "Everybody wang Chung tonight"
:D ;D
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 02:13:09 PM
Since when did a commercial sauna become a public place ?

Think before you write.  Just because it's in a place of business does not license licentia of a sexual nature.  If prior to entering the place of business you are told that sexual acts are allowed inside and still you enter, then you've been warned.

If not, you have a right not to be asked to a wiener fencing contest, tummy sticks dueling or (and most here think otherwise) the trouble with tribbing.  If the last somehow thrills you, then I say substitute two grossly obese bald women that smell really bad.  Still want to watch?

Herne and Hipo do too.   ;D
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Fortress on June 27, 2016, 02:53:09 PM
When I was around 21, I joined a Gold's close to the college campus at which I had recently enrolled. First time there and, in the shower room, post workout, I'm feeling multiple eyes on me and my cockage area. During the next few I'm having fruitcups of all sizes and shapes hovering about my space in the locker room.

A girl at my school asks where I go to lift. I tell her. She's like, It's all gay people there! It's their place.

I knew the city's gay town was a couple of blocks down from the club, but never thought anything more of it. Then the chick tells me what she did and I'm like, Ooh.

Found another Gold's in the other direction.

P.S. Standing outside that initial gay gym one day, I'm approached my a smarmy older man who says I look "pretty good" and if I'd ever consider "dancing". He motions toward a male strip club down a block. Yikes.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 27, 2016, 02:56:13 PM
When I was around 21, I joined a Gold's close to the college campus at which I had recently enrolled. First time there and, in the shower room, post workout, I'm feeling multiple eyes on me and my cockage area. During the next few I'm having fruitcups of all sizes and shapes hovering about my space in the locker room.

A girl at my school asks where I go to lift. I tell her. She's like, It's all gay people there! It's their place.

I knew the city's gay town was a couple of blocks down from the club, but never thought anything more of it. Then the chick tells me what she did and I'm like, Ooh.

Found another Gold's in the other direction.

P.S. Standing outside that initial gay gym one day, I'm approached my a smarmy older man who says I look "pretty good" and if I'd ever consider "dancing". He motions toward a male strip club down a block. Yikes.

Subtle bragging post of peace.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Fortress on June 27, 2016, 03:05:20 PM
Subtle bragging post of peace.

I am in possession of a fine package, I do say.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 03:12:25 PM
I am in possession of a fine package, I do say.

Do you flash it to unsuspecting folks in saunas? Or, were you speaking of the post, Christmas, birthdays and such?
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Fortress on June 27, 2016, 04:02:18 PM
Do you flash it to unsuspecting folks in saunas? Or, were you speaking of the post, Christmas, birthdays and such?

Had one girlfriend who claimed my manhood was the most "handsome" one she'd ever seen. Compliments are always forthcoming when a girl is treated to my naked form.

 8)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 04:09:49 PM
Had one girlfriend who claimed my manhood was the most "handsome" one she'd ever seen. Compliments are always forthcoming when a girl is treated to my naked form.

 8)

I would not take these compliments too seriously. Smart lovers know their partners like being complimented. I've heard the same many times. On the other hand, maybe my manhood is also "handsome" who knows?  :)  Folks often tell me I have a great body. It's not great. It is just better than most old fart's bodies are. Not having a paunch is a real plus.  ;D
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Fortress on June 27, 2016, 04:16:12 PM
I would not take these compliments too seriously. Smart lovers know their partners like being complimented. I've heard the same many times. On the other hand, maybe my manhood is also "handsome" who knows?  :)  Folks often tell me I have a great body. It's not great. It is just better than most old fart's bodies are. Not having a paunch is a real plus.  ;D

My meat warhammer is something very special.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 04:18:01 PM

obviously we disagree on what public place actually means
I have no idea what you mean by wiener fencing etc

Males rubbing their maleness together in a form of homosexual "fencing".  As in swordplay, not putting up a fence.  

Apparently I am failing at humor today.   ;D  
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 04:20:00 PM
My meat warhammer is something very special.

Mjolnir , eh?  So when you whip it out does it return to your hand all by itself?

Dammit...I know.  Humor fail.   ;D
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Kwon on June 27, 2016, 04:21:48 PM
Mjolnir , eh?  So when you whip it out does it return to your hand all by itself?

Dammit...I know.  Humor fail.   ;D
https://media.giphy.com/media/m2Q7FEc0bEr4I/giphy.gif (https://media.giphy.com/media/m2Q7FEc0bEr4I/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 04:44:43 PM
My meat warhammer is something very special.

Okay. I believe you. It's very special, I'm sure.

Does it hang to your knees and moments later point at your chin from mid-chest, say nipple height? Can you make it work (as in erupt) hands free? Are you constantly being lubricated with your own precum? What about your "boys"? Are they the size of goose eggs or tennis balls? Can you (again hands free) noticeably raise them and lower them a significant distance? Do they ring like bells when you slap them against your partner?

I've seen a picture of a fellow who could tie his wiener in a knot. Can you do that? Does it hurt? Is your mushroom head the size of a Portobello and has anyone ever tried grilling it? Would you serve your foot long in a bun with chili sauce....as a Coney Island substitute? Should I bring mustard and onions?

How much money can or do you make off your manly equipment? Should I invest in it? Would it bring a large profit?

-A lot of questions, I know. But you did bring this up....time and again. You must have known I'd bite sooner or later, you perceptive devil! I'll try to be gentle.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 27, 2016, 06:26:18 PM
What is disgusting is when people turn a public place into a pubic one.  To hell with these animals.
You would feel the same way if his story was about a hot Asian chick entering the sauna and flashing her hair pie at him?
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Never1AShow on June 27, 2016, 06:30:12 PM
All the gyms I go to have coed sauna's, steam rooms and hot tubs... Haven't been back and this was a couple of decades ago. It might have changed since then.

You should demand some kind of discount retroactive for all that good sauna time you've been foregoing.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 06:33:22 PM
You would feel the same way if his story was about a hot Asian chick entering the sauna and flashing her hair pie at him?

Yes.  Some things are best left private. 
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Fortress on June 27, 2016, 06:52:03 PM
Okay. I believe you. It's very special, I'm sure.

Does it hang to your knees and moments later point at your chin from mid-chest, say nipple height? Can you make it work (as in erupt) hands free? Are you constantly being lubricated with your own precum? What about your "boys"? Are they the size of goose eggs or tennis balls? Can you (again hands free) noticeably raise them and lower them a significant distance? Do they ring like bells when you slap them against your partner?

I've seen a picture of a fellow who could tie his wiener in a knot. Can you do that? Does it hurt? Is your mushroom head the size of a Portobello and has anyone ever tried grilling it? Would you serve your foot long in a bun with chili sauce....as a Coney Island substitute? Should I bring mustard and onions?

How much money can or do you make off your manly equipment? Should I invest in it? Would it bring a large profit?

-A lot of questions, I know. But you did bring this up....time and again. You must have known I'd bite sooner or later, you perceptive devil! I'll try to be gentle.  ;D ;D ;D

Outed
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: The Ugly on June 27, 2016, 07:35:36 PM
Shoulda just sucked it, bro. Ask Prime.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 07:40:25 PM
Outed

Again? :-\

This is really old news to most on Getbig. I was never in.  ;)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Fortress on June 27, 2016, 07:45:07 PM
Again? :-\

This is really old news to most on Getbig. I was never in.  ;)

Oh. Well ... RE-outed!

 :D
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 27, 2016, 08:33:44 PM
Okay. I believe you. It's very special, I'm sure.

Does it hang to your knees and moments later point at your chin from mid-chest, say nipple height? Can you make it work (as in erupt) hands free? Are you constantly being lubricated with your own precum? What about your "boys"? Are they the size of goose eggs or tennis balls? Can you (again hands free) noticeably raise them and lower them a significant distance? Do they ring like bells when you slap them against your partner?

I've seen a picture of a fellow who could tie his wiener in a knot. Can you do that? Does it hurt? Is your mushroom head the size of a Portobello and has anyone ever tried grilling it? Would you serve your foot long in a bun with chili sauce....as a Coney Island substitute? Should I bring mustard and onions?

How much money can or do you make off your manly equipment? Should I invest in it? Would it bring a large profit?

-A lot of questions, I know. But you did bring this up....time and again. You must have known I'd bite sooner or later, you perceptive devil! I'll try to be gentle.  ;D ;D ;D

You're flirty thing, aren't you?

(http://az1.faceinhole.com/creations/16/6/28/1cb3a7e061b17201373.jpg)
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Alfurinn on June 28, 2016, 04:56:58 AM
Fagg0t

I don't resort to insults, but I might as well say the same thing about you because, you choose to look at and talk about other men's bodies, but not any kind of body; you do it about muscular men who usually present their bodies practically naked and coindidentally, these bodies are universally and instinctively deemed attractive, sexy, appealing, sexually desirable. Are we going to insist that muscles are not an erotic/sexual thing? If muscles didn't provide a feeling of sexiness then men wouldn't even risk their lives to look that way. You like looking at muscle men and you understand the messages muscles convey.


And bodybuilding was invented by gays, read history, it's gay from A to Z. It was heavily motivated/inspired by same-sex desire.
You will have this endless battle that will only get you to go bald for the anxiety.
Gays will never stop becoming bodybuilders and spectators.
Live and let live.
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: mr.turbo on June 28, 2016, 06:31:55 AM
I don't resort to insults, but I might as well say the same thing about you because, you choose to look at and talk about other men's bodies, but not any kind of body; you do it about muscular men who usually present their bodies practically naked and coindidentally, these bodies are universally and instinctively deemed attractive, sexy, appealing, sexually desirable. Are we going to insist that muscles are not an erotic/sexual thing? If muscles didn't provide a feeling of sexiness then men wouldn't even risk their lives to look that way. You like looking at muscle men and you understand the messages muscles convey.


And bodybuilding was invented by gays, read history, it's gay from A to Z. It was heavily motivated/inspired by same-sex desire.
You will have this endless battle that will only get you to go bald for the anxiety.
Gays will never stop becoming bodybuilders and spectators.
Live and let live.

agree kwon is gay and kwon is a black
Title: Re: Gay sauna experience - how to react?
Post by: Primemuscle on June 29, 2016, 01:04:01 PM
You're flirty thing, aren't you?

(http://az1.faceinhole.com/creations/16/6/28/1cb3a7e061b17201373.jpg)

Or, I was being sarcastic. But yes, I do flirt on occasion. Don't you?