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I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".
The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.
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Just let her lick your asshole. What's wrong with you!
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This post belongs on Facebook.
Not here.
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Sounds like you were talking to a dude with a fake tinder profile. 'Arsehole' is term a dude uses. You got punked.
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Nobody cares about your white trash escapades, bro.
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Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?
Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.
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Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?
Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.
just about to say the same....
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I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".
The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.
Is her name "Shizzo", by chance?
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What kind of complete retard sits down and type this gimmick bullshit and thinks it is even remotely believable or funny?
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Most likely a trap from 4chan.
Enjoy your hypno-sissy sets.
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Need to see pic of cock to give proper advice.
No homo
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made up and poorly as well.,,
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Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?
Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.
European.
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I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".
The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.
You're trolling us or she's trolling you
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European.
Did you just white knight another man's penis?
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Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?
Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.
just about to say the same....
Beat me to it.
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Did you just white knight another man's penis?
Method is probably european and the bloke he was chatting with assumedly also european, thusly, no usage of "inches" in their dialogue.
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Method is probably european and the bloke he was chatting with assumedly also european, thusly, no usage of "inches" in their dialogueYes :'(.
Faxed.
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Your cock is measured in millimeters, lol.
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No scat stuff allowed here in g & o
Post your fetish stuff on the new scat board (in the sex board)
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I can confirm it's definitely a female, I think the millimetre thing was in order to emphasize that no spot would be missed lol! I've said before my cock is about 6 and a half inches long, just seems like she is a bit of a freak sexually. Not letting her do that anyway no fucking chance.
It's not a troll I've seen her Instagram/twitter account since she had the same name on there as on tinder lol and she sent me stuff...
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what the hell is the matter with you let her do what she wants. Girls like that are a good freaken time. Just make sure you shower.
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as a hill billy you sent her a picture of your cockerel and baseballs, right?
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what the hell is the matter with you let her do what she wants. Girls like that are a good freaken time. Just make sure you shower.
No shit lol pun intended.
but seriously I'm not doing that it would be beta as fuck, neither would I lick her ass either, the thought of it is pretty shitty to be honest.
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No shit lol pun intended.
but seriously I'm not doing that it would be beta as fuck, neither would I lick her ass either, the thought of it is pretty shitty to be honest.
What's your problem? It's just shit.
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I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".
The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.
I'd probably avoid kissing her...ever
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Obviously a fake account set up by Shizzo.
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No shit lol pun intended.
but seriously I'm not doing that it would be beta as fuck, neither would I lick her ass either, the thought of it is pretty shitty to be honest.
You're a boyscout. And a pussy.
Fuck you.
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If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.
Brutal "date".
Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.
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If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.
Brutal "date".
Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.
X2.
Pictures of the whore should be posted.
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I can confirm it's definitely a female, I think the millimetre thing was in order to emphasize that no spot would be missed lol! I've said before my cock is about 6 and a half inches long, just seems like she is a bit of a freak sexually. Not letting her do that anyway no fucking chance.
It's not a troll I've seen her Instagram/twitter account since she had the same name on there as on tinder lol and she sent me stuff...
Would you fuck off and die....
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The whole letting a chick tongue punch your fart box thing is really gay.
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The whole letting a chick tongue punch your fart box thing is really gay.
Is that the reason why you only let dudes do it to you?
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So tell her no thanks on the ass action. Aren't you like 35 by now? You're allowed to tell a woman if something isn't turning your crank, you know.
What would Eric Stoltz do? Granted, he'd probably shit on her and bury her in the back yard while screaming I WAS MARTY MCFLY, YOU FUCKING WHORE.
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So tell her no thanks on the ass action. Aren't you like 35 by now? You're allowed to tell a woman if something isn't turning your crank, you know.
No, he's still the same age as he was when he posted the green t-shirt the first time.
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We all are.
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Need to see pic of cock to give proper advice.
No homo
Agreed. Now let's see that millimeter peter (no schmoemo)
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If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.
Brutal "date".
Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.
This. Fortress generally gives pretty solid advice for these types of matters....
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If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.
Brutal "date".
Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.
Well, if it is not much of a bother, why not check... IT out first?
I would be curious. It might be legit, might.
You can always revert back to KarlKoxication.
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Possibly a fake profile..
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screenshot the conversation
no woman in the history of the earth as said im going to kiss every millimeter of your dick
epic fake story of peace
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screenshot the conversation
no woman in the history of the earth as said im going to kiss every millimeter of your dick
epic fake story of peace
Someone who gets it, he's just testing our trollerance
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Need to see pic of cock to give proper advice.
No homo
don't forget the balloon knot pics (no homo) gotta see the balloon knot (no homo)
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screenshot the conversation
no woman in the history of the earth as said im going to kiss every millimeter of your dick
epic fake story of peace
maybe you prefer men?
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maybe you prefer men?
::)
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maybe you prefer men?
We get it Donald Smith from Celle, it's you.
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Zzzz...
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maybe you prefer men?
donald smith the sex offender from celle germany
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I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".
The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.
what's the issue? just don't ever ever ever let her kiss you.
and you are a disgrace to your father and the man that got your mom pregnant for not posting a picture of this keeper
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Is the op a virgin?
this all just sounds very weird....like, something a child would post
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and you have an issue with this ???
just drop a couple farts while she's down there to add to her pleasure.
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But whatever you do Methodman, NEVER kiss her on the mouth.
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Is the op a virgin?
this all just sounds very weird....like, something a child would post
Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.
Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.
Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.
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Picture of the woman please.
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Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.
Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.
Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.
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my main issue is i think I'm looking at this too much through the eyes of a soon to be 38 year old man
at my age.....well, at my age I don't even bother with tinder or internet dating because, well, it isn't real....it's bullshit.....even when it's real its fake
so, maybe I'm looking at this all too much from the fact that what's going on here is a limb from a already poisonous tree
talk is cheap when no eye contact is made......the fuck outta here if you think I'm gonna waste time talking to a woman on the intranet
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my main issue is i think I'm looking at this too much through the eyes of a soon to be 38 year old man
at my age.....well, at my age I don't even bother with tinder or internet dating because, well, it isn't real....it's bullshit.....even when it's real its fake
so, maybe I'm looking at this all too much from the fact that what's going on here is a limb from a already poisonous tree
talk is cheap when no eye contact is made......the fuck outta here if you think I'm gonna waste time talking to a woman on the intranet
You're the man bro!!
People don't realize the pleasure it is to have JNN here.
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today's single woman has it tough. They no longer win the dude because they're nearby and he has to settle.
Plus, they have to be freaky and imaginative. We used to grow up seeing a dirty mag under a mattress someplace in our teens. Today, kids are able to view actual porn in unlimited amounts from the minute they get a cell phone or ipad.
This whole generation of men has access to the most extreme of porn, and thousands of women in their city, all while taking their morning dump. Women have no chance today to be lazy. They have to present the best angle, they have to be very freaky to stand out when trying to nab an eligible getbigger.
so yes, telling you she will A2M is just par for course these days. Go for it, she sounds like fun.
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today's single woman has it tough. They no longer win the dude because they're nearby and he has to settle.
Plus, they have to be freaky and imaginative. We used to grow up seeing a dirty mag under a mattress someplace in our teens. Today, kids are able to view actual porn in unlimited amounts from the minute they get a cell phone or ipad.
This whole generation of men has access to the most extreme of porn, and thousands of women in their city, all while taking their morning dump. Women have no chance today to be lazy. They have to present the best angle, they have to be very freaky to stand out when trying to nab an eligible getbigger.
so yes, telling you she will A2M is just par for course these days. Go for it, she sounds like fun.
haha ;D
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Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.
Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.
Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.
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what if he never tried it before?
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Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.
Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.
Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.
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Mate of mine arranged a date with a girl he saw from the waist up at a nightclub table whilst drunk.
The next day he met her in town, he told me he didnt see her coming, he fucking heard her, massive huge tree trunk legs, he took her for a walk in the woods rather than a drink.
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Picture of the woman please.
It's just an imaginary woman
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donald smith the sex offender from celle germany
Peter Price the disabled, self employed cleaner.
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donald smith the sex offender from celle germany
Peter price the Disabled spastic. your wife left you dude, guess it don't work down there... :D still you can play your Guitar
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What would Eric Stoltz do? Granted, he'd probably shit on her and bury her in the back yard while screaming I WAS MARTY MCFLY, YOU FUCKING WHORE.
:o Where did that come from?
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Eat some Pumpkin Pie Quest Bars; Tell her you are not into ass play; If she proceeds to lick your balloon knot, shit in her mouth.
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Getting a female tongue up the ass is one of lifes little gifts
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Sounds like you were talking to a dude with a fake tinder profile. 'Arsehole' is term a dude uses. You got punked.
Arsehole is just Brittish English..
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Pic???
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I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".
The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.
Not my thing either!
Still bang this sloot though
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Eat some Pumpkin Pie Quest Bars; Tell her you are not into ass play; If she proceeds to lick your balloon knot, shit in her mouth.
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