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Title: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 01:25:52 PM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: calfzilla on August 21, 2016, 01:28:08 PM
Just let her lick your asshole. What's wrong with you!
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Dave D on August 21, 2016, 01:38:05 PM
This post belongs on Facebook.


Not here.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Rudee on August 21, 2016, 01:53:02 PM
Sounds like you were talking to a dude with a fake tinder profile.   'Arsehole' is term a dude uses.  You got punked.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: polychronopolous on August 21, 2016, 01:54:19 PM
Nobody cares about your white trash escapades, bro.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: JasonH on August 21, 2016, 01:54:28 PM
Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?

Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 21, 2016, 02:03:22 PM
Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?

Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.

just about to say the same....
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Schnauzer on August 21, 2016, 02:03:52 PM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.


Is her name "Shizzo", by chance?
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 21, 2016, 02:06:36 PM
What kind of complete retard sits down and type this gimmick bullshit and thinks it is even remotely believable or funny?
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: _bruce_ on August 21, 2016, 02:22:47 PM
Most likely a trap from 4chan.
Enjoy your hypno-sissy sets.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: V Man on August 21, 2016, 04:05:25 PM
Need to see pic of cock to give proper advice.


No homo
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Board_SHERIF on August 21, 2016, 04:12:36 PM
made up and poorly as well.,,
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Kwon on August 21, 2016, 04:18:00 PM
Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?

Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.


European.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 21, 2016, 04:18:40 PM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.

You're trolling us or she's trolling you
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Waller on August 21, 2016, 04:20:02 PM
European.

Did you just white knight another man's penis?
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 21, 2016, 04:21:48 PM
Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?

Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.



just about to say the same....

Beat me to it.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Kwon on August 21, 2016, 04:22:55 PM
Did you just white knight another man's penis?

Method is probably european and the bloke he was chatting with assumedly also european, thusly,  no usage of "inches" in their dialogue.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Waller on August 21, 2016, 04:25:08 PM
Method is probably european and the bloke he was chatting with assumedly also european, thusly,  no usage of "inches" in their dialogueYes  :'(.

Faxed.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Pray_4_War on August 21, 2016, 04:34:27 PM
Your cock is measured in millimeters, lol.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on August 21, 2016, 04:35:17 PM
No scat stuff allowed here in g & o
Post your fetish stuff on the new scat board (in the sex board)
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 04:40:20 PM
I can confirm it's definitely a female, I think the millimetre thing was in order to emphasize that no spot would be missed lol! I've said before my cock is about 6 and a half inches long, just seems like she is a bit of a freak sexually. Not letting her do that anyway no fucking chance.

It's not a troll I've seen her Instagram/twitter account since she had the same name on there as on tinder lol and she sent me stuff...
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: spiro on August 21, 2016, 04:44:14 PM
what the hell is the matter with you let her do what she wants. Girls like that are a good freaken time. Just make sure you shower.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: denarii on August 21, 2016, 04:45:29 PM
as a hill billy you sent her a picture of your cockerel and baseballs, right?
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 04:45:45 PM
what the hell is the matter with you let her do what she wants. Girls like that are a good freaken time. Just make sure you shower.
No shit lol pun intended.

but seriously I'm not doing that it would be beta as fuck, neither would I lick her ass either, the thought of it is pretty shitty to be honest.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: V Man on August 21, 2016, 04:52:51 PM
No shit lol pun intended.

but seriously I'm not doing that it would be beta as fuck, neither would I lick her ass either, the thought of it is pretty shitty to be honest.

What's your problem? It's just shit.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Hypertrophy on August 21, 2016, 05:08:58 PM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.

I'd probably avoid kissing her...ever
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: el numero uno on August 21, 2016, 05:11:21 PM
Obviously a fake account set up by Shizzo.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 21, 2016, 05:20:31 PM
No shit lol pun intended.

but seriously I'm not doing that it would be beta as fuck, neither would I lick her ass either, the thought of it is pretty shitty to be honest.

You're a boyscout. And a pussy.

Fuck you.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Fortress on August 21, 2016, 05:25:26 PM
If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.

Brutal "date".

Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 21, 2016, 05:27:15 PM
If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.

Brutal "date".

Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.

X2.


Pictures of the whore should be posted.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 21, 2016, 05:38:43 PM
I can confirm it's definitely a female, I think the millimetre thing was in order to emphasize that no spot would be missed lol! I've said before my cock is about 6 and a half inches long, just seems like she is a bit of a freak sexually. Not letting her do that anyway no fucking chance.

It's not a troll I've seen her Instagram/twitter account since she had the same name on there as on tinder lol and she sent me stuff...

Would you fuck off and die....
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2016, 05:43:27 PM
The whole letting a chick tongue punch your fart box thing is really gay.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 21, 2016, 06:25:56 PM
The whole letting a chick tongue punch your fart box thing is really gay.

Is that the reason why you only let dudes do it to you?
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Tapeworm on August 21, 2016, 07:01:33 PM
So tell her no thanks on the ass action.  Aren't you like 35 by now?  You're allowed to tell a woman if something isn't turning your crank, you know.

What would Eric Stoltz do?  Granted, he'd probably shit on her and bury her in the back yard while screaming I WAS MARTY MCFLY, YOU FUCKING WHORE.  

Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Kwon on August 21, 2016, 07:18:01 PM
So tell her no thanks on the ass action.  Aren't you like 35 by now?  You're allowed to tell a woman if something isn't turning your crank, you know.

No, he's still the same age as he was when he posted the green t-shirt the first time.

Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Tapeworm on August 21, 2016, 07:19:53 PM
We all are.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Rambone on August 21, 2016, 07:34:20 PM
Need to see pic of cock to give proper advice.


No homo

Agreed. Now let's see that millimeter peter (no schmoemo)
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Submissionfytr on August 21, 2016, 07:42:01 PM

If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.

Brutal "date".

Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.

This. Fortress generally gives pretty solid advice for these types of matters....
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Beefjake on August 22, 2016, 02:03:12 AM
If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.
Brutal "date".
Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.
Well, if it is not much of a bother, why not check... IT out first?
I would be curious. It might be legit, might.

You can always revert back to KarlKoxication.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Griffith on August 22, 2016, 02:16:40 AM
Possibly a fake profile..
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2016, 02:35:35 AM
screenshot the conversation

no woman in the history of the earth as said im going to kiss every millimeter of your dick

epic fake story of peace
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 22, 2016, 03:50:38 AM
screenshot the conversation

no woman in the history of the earth as said im going to kiss every millimeter of your dick

epic fake story of peace

Someone who gets it, he's just testing our trollerance
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: rocco-x on August 22, 2016, 04:00:49 AM
Need to see pic of cock to give proper advice.


No homo
    don't forget the balloon knot pics (no homo) gotta see the balloon knot (no homo)
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: hardman on August 22, 2016, 05:06:45 AM
screenshot the conversation

no woman in the history of the earth as said im going to kiss every millimeter of your dick

epic fake story of peace
maybe you prefer men?
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Waller on August 22, 2016, 05:09:14 AM
maybe you prefer men?

 ::)
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 22, 2016, 05:09:15 AM
maybe you prefer men?

We get it Donald Smith from Celle, it's you.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: CalvinH on August 22, 2016, 05:17:54 AM
Zzzz...
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2016, 05:30:22 AM
maybe you prefer men?

donald smith the sex offender from celle germany
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Red Hook on August 22, 2016, 05:35:37 AM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.

what's the issue? just don't ever ever ever let her kiss you.

and you are a disgrace to your father and the man that got your mom pregnant for not posting a picture of this keeper
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: johnnynoname on August 22, 2016, 06:37:46 AM
Is the op a virgin?


this all just sounds very weird....like, something a child would post
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Conker on August 22, 2016, 06:47:03 AM
and you have an issue with this ???
just drop a couple farts while she's down there to add to her pleasure.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Kwon on August 22, 2016, 07:05:11 AM
But whatever you do Methodman, NEVER kiss her on the mouth.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 22, 2016, 07:13:58 AM
Is the op a virgin?


this all just sounds very weird....like, something a child would post

Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.

Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.

Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.

"1"
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Rusty Trombone on August 22, 2016, 07:34:28 AM
Picture of the woman please.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: johnnynoname on August 22, 2016, 07:35:06 AM
Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.

Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.

Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.

"1"

my main issue is i think I'm looking at this too much through the eyes of a soon to be 38 year old man

at my age.....well, at my age I don't even bother with tinder or internet dating because, well, it isn't real....it's bullshit.....even when it's real its fake

so, maybe I'm looking at this all too much from the fact that what's going on here is a limb from a already poisonous tree


talk is cheap when no eye contact is made......the fuck outta here if you think I'm gonna waste time talking to a woman on the intranet
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 22, 2016, 07:38:14 AM
my main issue is i think I'm looking at this too much through the eyes of a soon to be 38 year old man

at my age.....well, at my age I don't even bother with tinder or internet dating because, well, it isn't real....it's bullshit.....even when it's real its fake

so, maybe I'm looking at this all too much from the fact that what's going on here is a limb from a already poisonous tree


talk is cheap when no eye contact is made......the fuck outta here if you think I'm gonna waste time talking to a woman on the intranet

You're the man bro!!

People don't realize the pleasure it is to have JNN here.

"1"
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: 240 is Back on August 22, 2016, 07:56:59 AM
today's single woman has it tough.  They no longer win the dude because they're nearby and he has to settle. 

Plus, they have to be freaky and imaginative.  We used to grow up seeing a dirty mag under a mattress someplace in our teens.  Today, kids are able to view actual porn in unlimited amounts from the minute they get a cell phone or ipad.   

This whole generation of men has access to the most extreme of porn, and thousands of women in their city, all while taking their morning dump.  Women have no chance today to be lazy.  They have to present the best angle, they have to be very freaky to stand out when trying to nab an eligible getbigger. 

so yes, telling you she will A2M is just par for course these days.  Go for it, she sounds like fun.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: polychronopolous on August 22, 2016, 08:02:55 AM
today's single woman has it tough.  They no longer win the dude because they're nearby and he has to settle. 

Plus, they have to be freaky and imaginative.  We used to grow up seeing a dirty mag under a mattress someplace in our teens.  Today, kids are able to view actual porn in unlimited amounts from the minute they get a cell phone or ipad.   

This whole generation of men has access to the most extreme of porn, and thousands of women in their city, all while taking their morning dump. 
Women have no chance today to be lazy.  They have to present the best angle, they have to be very freaky to stand out when trying to nab an eligible getbigger. 

so yes, telling you she will A2M is just par for course these days.  Go for it, she sounds like fun.

haha  ;D
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 22, 2016, 10:09:05 AM
Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.

Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.

Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.

"1"

what if he never tried it before?
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 22, 2016, 11:49:22 AM
Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.

Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.

Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.

"1"
Mate of mine arranged a date with a girl he saw from the waist up at a nightclub table whilst drunk.
The next day he met her in town, he told me he didnt see her coming, he fucking heard her, massive huge tree trunk legs, he took her for a walk in the woods rather than a drink.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 22, 2016, 11:59:24 AM
Picture of the woman please.

It's just an imaginary woman
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: hardman on August 23, 2016, 12:52:59 AM
donald smith the sex offender from celle germany
Peter Price the disabled, self employed cleaner.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: hardman on August 23, 2016, 12:55:23 AM
donald smith the sex offender from celle germany
Peter price the Disabled spastic. your wife left you dude, guess it don't work down there... :D still you can play your Guitar
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Taffin on August 23, 2016, 01:55:34 AM

What would Eric Stoltz do?  Granted, he'd probably shit on her and bury her in the back yard while screaming I WAS MARTY MCFLY, YOU FUCKING WHORE.  


 :o Where did that come from?
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Yamcha on August 23, 2016, 05:19:57 AM
Eat some Pumpkin Pie Quest Bars; Tell her you are not into ass play; If she proceeds to lick your balloon knot, shit in her mouth.
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Papper on August 23, 2016, 08:25:35 AM
Getting a female tongue up the ass is one of lifes little gifts

Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 23, 2016, 08:33:23 AM
Sounds like you were talking to a dude with a fake tinder profile.   'Arsehole' is term a dude uses.  You got punked.
Arsehole is just Brittish English..
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Rusty Trombone on August 23, 2016, 09:13:26 AM
Pic???
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: bigmikecox on August 23, 2016, 09:15:18 AM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.

Not my thing either!

Still bang this sloot though
Title: Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Post by: Kwon on August 23, 2016, 09:30:13 AM
Eat some Pumpkin Pie Quest Bars; Tell her you are not into ass play; If she proceeds to lick your balloon knot, shit in her mouth.

(http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb466/oohyeahhh/BzuvX.gif)