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Just picked up some lunch and saw that this year's flavors were released. Apparently, they've been out for nearly two months, but I've been eating "clean", so they slipped under my radar.
This year's flavors are Chinese Szechuan Chicken, Indian Tikka Masala, Brazilian Picanha and Greek Tzatziki. The Greek Tzatziki is a holdover from last year and it tastes like vomit. Can't believe they brought it back. It was even worse than the Cappuccino flavor. I bought the Picanha today. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't wow, either. Last year, the best flavor was Truffle Oil, imo. If they were going to bring one back, I wish it would have been that one.
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Have tried all of these, best to worst -
1) Tikka Masala - Best of the batch, very good flavor, right amount of spiciness, etc....
2) Szechuan Chicken - this was pretty good, tasted as it should, but sometimes you'd get a chickeny chip that was too strong, and you'd get a burnt chicken taste.
3) Picanha - Meaty with salt, chili, and vinegar undertones. Bit too strong, you need to be in the mood for it.
4) Tzatziki - Meh, tasted very cucumbery to me. Definitely didn't taste like Greek diner type Tzatziki sauce.
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Have tried all of these, best to worst -
1) Tikka Masala - Best of the batch, very good flavor, right amount of spiciness, etc....
2) Szechuan Chicken - this was pretty good, tasted as it should, but sometimes you'd get a chickeny chip that was too strong, and you'd get a burnt chicken taste.
3) Picanha - Meaty with salt, chili, and vinegar undertones. Bit too strong, you need to be in the mood for it.
4) Tzatziki - Meh, tasted very cucumbery to me. Definitely didn't taste like Greek diner type Tzatziki sauce.
You forget Patat Joppie flavour...
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Just picked up some lunch and saw that this year's flavors were released. Apparently, they've been out for nearly two months, but I've been eating "clean", so they slipped under my radar.
This year's flavors are Chinese Szechuan Chicken, Indian Tikka Masala, Brazilian Picanha and Greek Tzatziki. The Greek Tzatziki is a holdover from last year and it tastes like vomit. Can't believe they brought it back. It was even worse than the Cappuccino flavor. I bought the Picanha today. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't wow, either. Last year, the best flavor was Truffle Oil, imo. If they were going to bring one back, I wish it would have been that one.
(http://image.masslive.com/home/mass-media/width960/img/republican/photo/2016/07/27/-25c711de8b76a1f2.jpg)
They are passable and semi-decent.
You want a good chip, go with Utz Grandmas, the one cooked in Lard or Utz Dark Russet Gourmet.
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I prefer the taste of pussy after I get Lays
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Have tried all of these, best to worst -
1) Tikka Masala - Best of the batch, very good flavor, right amount of spiciness, etc....
2) Szechuan Chicken - this was pretty good, tasted as it should, but sometimes you'd get a chickeny chip that was too strong, and you'd get a burnt chicken taste.
3) Picanha - Meaty with salt, chili, and vinegar undertones. Bit too strong, you need to be in the mood for it.
4) Tzatziki - Meh, tasted very cucumbery to me. Definitely didn't taste like Greek diner type Tzatziki sauce.
Debating on whether to pick up the Tikka Masala. Kinda went crazy over the holiday weekend and the chips I got earlier were supposed to be a "goodbye gift". I have posted about my internal debates about sweets before and don't really have the same issues with savory junk food, but I bullshitted around that store for a good 5-10 minutes debating over what chips to get. Part of me just wanted to ignore them, but one of the flavors is always a standout.
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Debating on whether to pick up the Tikka Masala. Kinda went crazy over the holiday weekend and the chips I got earlier were supposed to be a "goodbye gift". I have posted about my internal debates about sweets before and don't really have the same issues with savory junk food, but I bullshitted around that store for a good 5-10 minutes debating over what chips to get. Part of me just wanted to ignore them, but one of the flavors is always a standout.
Give you another tip.
1. Preheat oven to 400, middle rack.
2. Buy the best plain chips you can find or like, put them on a half sheet baking pan.
3. Bake for 10 minutes until fragrant and oils start to come out.
4. Remove and season immediately with your choice of seasonings (I have many ideas and many ways to replicate any flavor and how to make any kind of seasoning)
That way you won't have to fall for gimmicks.
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(I have many ideas and many ways to replicate any flavor and how to make any kind of seasoning)
LOL. Yes, I know how to use google, too.
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LOL. Yes, I know how to use google, too.
You don't really know much of anything in regards to cooking. You certainly could learn though.
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You don't really know much of anything in regards to cooking. You certainly could learn though.
LOL I guess if you consider this an insult it explains why you try to pass other people's recipes off as your own. And I guess if you think putting a bag of chips in the oven for 10 minutes and putting seasoning on them counts as cooking, it explains why you think you're a good cook. :-\
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I prefer the taste of penis after I get Aids.
Really now! :D ;D
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LOL I guess if you consider this an insult it explains why you try to pass other people's recipes off as your own. And I guess if you think putting a bag of chips in the oven for 10 minutes and putting seasoning on them counts as cooking, it explains why you think you're a good cook. :-\
You really have no clue.
Sure, I could have told you how to make Potato Chips by deep frying, but there is no way in hell I can envision someone as stupid as you doing that. Besides, the extent of your skills are choosing which shitty gimmick flavor the store has. No idea why I even bother.
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No idea why I even bother.
I have no idea why you are bothering with this "chef" act, either. Obviously, I don't care if you think I am a good cook and, judging from the cooking tips you've posted, you aren't a good cook, so confused about why you keep bringing it up to me. ???
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I have no idea why you are bothering with this "chef" act, either. Obviously, I don't care if you think I am a good cook and, judging from the cooking tips you've posted, you aren't a good cook, so confused about why you keep bringing it up to me. ???
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Not only is True Adonis the creator of the Adonis Principles and the Gravity Suit of Peace, he is also one of Getbigs better chefs.
Heard about that seasoning and it was awe-inspiring.
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Not only is True Adonis the creator of the Adonis Principles and the Gravity Suit of Peace, he is also one of Getbigs better chefs.
Heard about that seasoning and it was awe-inspiring.
Exactly. He seems like a great cook to human garbage that thinks adding seasoning to potato chips is awe inspiring or idiots who are too stupid to google an enchilada sauce recipe. For anyone who cares to be a decent cook, it's one of the easiest things to accomplish.
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Exactly. He seems like a great cook to human garbage that thinks adding seasoning to potato chips is awe inspiring or idiots who are too stupid to google an enchilada sauce recipe. For anyone who cares to be a decent cook, it's one of the easiest things to accomplish.
Its actually not.
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I prefer the taste of pussy after I get Lays
I prefer the taste before I get Lays. Afterwards I want to go to sleep.
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What's wrong with good old barbecue and sour cream and onions?
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What's wrong with good old barbecue and sour cream and onions?
Put the words "limited edition" and sprinkle some yeast extract on chips and they fly off shelves. :-\
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Put the words "limited edition" and sprinkle some yeast extract on chips and they fly off shelves. :-\
Uhhh, what?
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Who would eat that shit?
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Unless its Doritos, I usually make my own potato chips if I want some. Companies nowadays use cheap ingredients for profit and fry him in complete garbage. Not only that, its 4 bucks a bag.
Here's how I make mine. I take an Idaho potato or two....dirt cheap. A 5 pound bag is 2.60. Then I wash and slice them slightly thick with the skin on. Afterwards I'll fry him in some good peanut oil and that's it. Add some sea salt and maybe some pepper of other seasonings as soon as they come out the fryer. Taste better than anything you'll get from a store
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Its actually not.
It actually is. Before we were married, I told my wife I'd marry her as soon as she learned to cook. She signed up for classes at Sur La Table, and a woman who didn't even like microwaving Hot Pockets cooked an entire main course with appetizers after just two classes. Anyone with the desire to cook and the ability to follow instructions is able to cook relatively complicated things with very little experience. (For the record, I was already a very good cook. While aspiring to be Betty Crocker is a point of pride for you, the fact that I can cook well is just a reminder that I spent my 20s dating hoes that couldn't cook. )
To be a world renowned, innovative chef takes special skill, but to be a good cook - even an excellent cook- takes less talent than it takes to learn to drive a car. Wouldn't get into an internet pissing contest with some loser about driving ability, wouldn't get into one about cooking, either.
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What's wrong with good old barbecue and sour cream and onions?
Nothing's wrong with them if you like them, but what harm is there in experimenting with new/different flavors?
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Unless its Doritos, I usually make my own potato chips if I want some. Companies nowadays use cheap ingredients for profit and fry him in complete garbage. Not only that, its 4 bucks a bag.
If you want to save money, that's fine, but what garbage do you think can possibly be added to potato chips? They are potatoes that are fried in oil and don't even need preservatives. Pic of ingredients brought to you from my very own gourmet pantry :
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If you want to save money, that's fine, but what garbage do you think can possibly be added to potato chips? They are potatoes that are fried in oil and don't even need preservatives. Pic of ingredients brought to you from my very own gourmet pantry :
Frito-Lay does somewhat ok other than the use of canola oil but a lot of companies throw in a lot of shit
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You forget Patat Joppie flavour...
Fuck yeah
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Unless its Doritos, I usually make my own potato chips if I want some. Companies nowadays use cheap ingredients for profit and fry him in complete garbage. Not only that, its 4 bucks a bag
Are you kidding here Vince that is hella expensive. Is this the price of an avarage bag of chips in the U S of A?
Here's how I make mine. I take an Idaho potato or two....dirt cheap. A 5 pound bag is 2.60. Then I wash and slice them slightly thick with the skin on. Afterwards I'll fry him in some good peanut oil and that's it. Add some sea salt and maybe some pepper of other seasonings as soon as they come out the fryer. Taste better than anything you'll get from a store
Adonis of peas
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Adonis, these two brands make very good chips (both use lard): http://www.kauffmansfruitfarm.com/Good's-Original-Blue-Potato-Chips-2-lb/item/526050
http://www.kauffmansfruitfarm.com/Zerbe's-Home-Style-Potato-Chips-16-oz/item/Z004
Here is a guy that reviewed Grandma Utz, Good's and Zerbe's. I think my favorite chip is the Zerbe salt and vinegar.
http://psycho-gourmet.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-lard-and-i.html
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Just picked up some lunch and saw that this year's flavors were released. Apparently, they've been out for nearly two months, but I've been eating "clean", so they slipped under my radar.
This year's flavors are Chinese Szechuan Chicken, Indian Tikka Masala, Brazilian Picanha and Greek Tzatziki. The Greek Tzatziki is a holdover from last year and it tastes like vomit. Can't believe they brought it back. It was even worse than the Cappuccino flavor. I bought the Picanha today. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't wow, either. Last year, the best flavor was Truffle Oil, imo. If they were going to bring one back, I wish it would have been that one.
(http://image.masslive.com/home/mass-media/width960/img/republican/photo/2016/07/27/-25c711de8b76a1f2.jpg)
Absolute garbage you are putting in your body these crap snacks are cooked at high temperature to form acrylamide which is a compound that is known to cause cancer in the body and its very addictive which is why you always crave this garbage.
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Wonder if they'll ever make Watermelon + Chicken-flavored chips. (w Grape Drank/Orange Soda to go!)
Talk about being a topseller/stealer in the Hebreic Hoods!
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Absolute garbage you are putting in your body these crap snacks are cooked at high temperature to form acrylamide which is a compound that is known to cause cancer in the body and its very addictive which is why you always crave this garbage.
It's actually not known that acrylamide causes cancer in humans. At best, links between the two have been shown to be inconclusive.
Also, earlier in the thread I clearly said that I DO NOT have trouble resisting savory foods. Potato chips are considered a savory food.
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Wonder if they'll ever make Watermelon + Chicken-flavored chips. (w Grape Drank/Orange Soda to go!)
Talk about being a topseller/stealer in the Hebreic Hoods!
Lays did Chicken and Waffles a while back which is a black favorite.
They were okay. Nothing that would blow your skirt up.
(http://junkfoodguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/flavorfinal-10.png)
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Wonder if they'll ever make Watermelon + Chicken-flavored chips. (w Grape Drank/Orange Soda to go!)
Talk about being a topseller/stealer in the Hebreic Hoods!
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Lays did Chicken and Waffles a while back which is a black favorite.
They were okay. Nothing that would blow your skirt up.
(http://junkfoodguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/flavorfinal-10.png)
Nothing to steal a bike over then :D ;D
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Lays did Chicken and Waffles a while back which is a black favorite.
They were okay. Nothing that would blow your skirt up.
(http://junkfoodguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/flavorfinal-10.png)
Yikes. Can't believe you wasted money on this gimmick. You could have picked up a bag of plain chips, preheated your oven, popped the chips in the oven for 10 minutes, added your own blend of spices and easily added half an hour of nonsense to a snack that is appealing to most people largely because it is so convenient. ::)
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Yikes. Can't believe you wasted money on this gimmick. You could have picked up a bag of plain chips, preheated your oven, popped the chips in the oven for 10 minutes, added your own blend of spices and easily added half an hour of nonsense to a snack that is appealing to most people largely because it is so convenient. ::)
I get new products like this sent to me for free. Hope this helps.
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I get new products like this sent to me for free. Hope this helps.
Sure you do. ::)
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Sure you do. ::)
Tell me why I have Boston Creme Oreos in my fridge (testing a storage method for Nabisco) meanwhile you will not be able to buy them.
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Tell me why I have Boston Creme Oreos in my fridge (testing a storage method for Nabisco) meanwhile you will not be able to buy them.
This sounds far fetched, but I could be wrong. Post a pic and I'll admit it. I'll even change my tag line to "Adonis Owned Me" for the next month.
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Tell me why I have Boston Creme Oreos in my fridge (testing a storage method for Nabisco) meanwhile you will not be able to buy them.
This sounds far fetched, but I could be wrong. Post a pic and I'll admit it. I'll even change my tag line to "Adonis Owned Me" for the next month.
The gauntlet has been thrown down. A code duello of sorts. Who will bitch out? :o
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Sure you do. ::)
He does and I get a ton of free stuff as well. Its actually pretty easy to do
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The gauntlet has been thrown down. A code duello of sorts. Who will bitch out? :o
Haha no chance of me bitching out. If it turns out that I'm wrong, then I'm wrong, but as anyone who cares knows, I'm in marketing/advertising. I get a lot of swag and comps through my job and what he's saying doesn't match my experience of getting pre-market stuff. I'll go over the reasons in a later post, but you don't even have to be in marketing to wonder why Nabisco would be testing refrigerated Oreos (refrigerated. Oreos. ???) and would need to do that in a stranger's kitchen instead of one of their own state-of-the-art test kitchens.
If he posts some photographic evidence that proves that he has a pre-market Oreo product, I'll have no problem admitting I was owned.
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Haha no chance of me bitching out. If it turns out that I'm wrong, then I'm wrong, but as anyone who cares knows, I'm in marketing/advertising. I get a lot of swag and comps through my job and what he's saying doesn't match my experience of getting pre-market stuff. I'll go over the reasons in a later post, but you don't even have to be in marketing to wonder why Nabisco would be testing refrigerated Oreos (refrigerated. Oreos. ???) and would need to do that in a stranger's kitchen instead of one of their own state-of-the-art test kitchens.
If he posts some photographic evidence that proves that he has a pre-market Oreo product, I'll have no problem admitting I was owned.
Not allowed to post any pictures, genius. Being in marketing, you should know this about products not yet on the general market. I guess you are also oblivious to food and cooking blogs and relationships with companies and their respective products. (I already knew this though about you, being clueless)
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Haha no chance of me bitching out. If it turns out that I'm wrong, then I'm wrong, but as anyone who cares knows, I'm in marketing/advertising. I get a lot of swag and comps through my job and what he's saying doesn't match my experience of getting pre-market stuff. I'll go over the reasons in a later post, but you don't even have to be in marketing to wonder why Nabisco would be testing refrigerated Oreos (refrigerated. Oreos. ???) and would need to do that in a stranger's kitchen instead of one of their own state-of-the-art test kitchens.
If he posts some photographic evidence that proves that he has a pre-market Oreo product, I'll have no problem admitting I was owned.
As far as Nabisco goes, they want real world results and I am not the only one providing them updates and data. Maybe you oughta educate yourself on Consumer Product Testing.
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Not allowed to post any pictures, genius. Being in marketing, you should know this about products not yet on the general market. I guess you are also oblivious to food and cooking blogs and relationships with companies and their respective products. (I already knew this though about you, being clueless)
On what date will you be able to let the cat out of the bag? You can take pictures now, and release them at a layer date when tou are able. When will that be?
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Haha no chance of me bitching out. If it turns out that I'm wrong, then I'm wrong, but as anyone who cares knows, I'm in marketing/advertising. I get a lot of swag and comps through my job and what he's saying doesn't match my experience of getting pre-market stuff. I'll go over the reasons in a later post, but you don't even have to be in marketing to wonder why Nabisco would be testing refrigerated Oreos (refrigerated. Oreos. ???) and would need to do that in a stranger's kitchen instead of one of their own state-of-the-art test kitchens.
If he posts some photographic evidence that proves that he has a pre-market Oreo product, I'll have no problem admitting I was owned.
Educate yourself moron.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h5rdu/my_friend_does_prerelease_product_testing_for/
My friend does pre-release product testing for Nabisco, he just got these in today.
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As far as Nabisco goes, they want real world results and I am not the only one providing them updates and data. Maybe you oughta educate yourself on Consumer Product Testing.
TA, how do you become a Consumer Product Tester?
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TA, how do you become a Consumer Product Tester?
If you are really interested PM me.
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Educate yourself moron.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h5rdu/my_friend_does_prerelease_product_testing_for/
My friend does pre-release product testing for Nabisco, he just got these in today.
This is your friend?
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If you are really interested PM me.
Apple Software Product Testing
The good news is that Apple’s software testing program is open to all.
The program is known as the Apple Seed.
Now obviously we are talking about software, so you won’t be getting any physical product. You will be testing pre-release software products on your devices, like the software used in your iPhone.
I am assuming the devices that the software would be tested on would be in ones home, just like you're testing oreo cookies in your home.
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As far as Nabisco goes, they want real world results and I am not the only one providing them updates and data. Maybe you oughta educate yourself on Consumer Product Testing.
So, there is no possible way for you to prove that you're testing Boston Creme Oreos for Nabisco? On what date will you be able to post the pictures? It will make for an epic cookie owning. :D
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So, there is no possible way for you to prove that you're testing Boston Creme Oreos for Nabisco? On what date will you be able to post the pictures? It will make for an epic cookie owning. :D
I am not interested in doing so. I have nothing to gain and EVERYTHING to lose. :D
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Apple Software Product Testing
The good news is that Apple’s software testing program is open to all.
The program is known as the Apple Seed.
Now obviously we are talking about software, so you won’t be getting any physical product. You will be testing pre-release software products on your devices, like the software used in your iPhone.
I am assuming the devices that the software would be tested on would be in ones home, just like you're testing oreo cookies in your home.
You keep looking, emailing or showing a company what you can offer in terms of feedback and I am 100 percent sure you could find one that would send you hardware to test that you would probably get to keep afterwards as a bonus.
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Not allowed to post any pictures, genius.Being in marketing, you should know this about products not yet on the general market. I guess you are also oblivious to food and cooking blogs and relationships with companies and their respective products. (I already knew this though about you, being clueless)
Like I said, the stuff you're saying makes no sense.
1) Food companies don't send out test products that won't be released to promotional outlets. They send promotional samples to promotional outlets during a promotional period. For food, the promotional period is almost never before the item is available. It's almost always as the item is being rolled out. Promotional samples would NEVER, EVER, EVER be covered under a non-disclosure agreement.
2)Food companies don't test their products in the kitchens of the general public. There would not be one, single advantage to having you test them instead of testing them on their own premises. There are multiple disadvantages.
3)On top of you claiming to have a new product, you are also claiming to have new storage tech. There is no way any consumer NDA would limit you from posting pictures, but not limit you from describing the product or its new features. ::) Especially since your real name is linked to this account.
I could go on and on, but it was clear that what you were saying was just bullshit anyway. ::)
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Like I said, the stuff you're saying makes no sense.
1) Food companies don't send out test products that won't be released to promotional outlets. They send promotional samples to promotional outlets during a promotional period. For food, the promotional period is almost never before the item is available. It's almost always as the item is being rolled out. Promotional samples would NEVER, EVER, EVER be covered under a non-disclosure agreement.
2)Food companies don't test their products in the kitchens of the general public. There would not be one, single advantage to having you test them instead of testing them on their own premises. There are multiple disadvantages.
3)On top of you claiming to have a new product, you are also claiming to have new storage tech. There is no way any consumer NDA would limit you from posting pictures, but not limit you from describing the product or its new features. ::) Especially since your real name is linked to this account.
I could go on and on, but it was clear that what you were saying was just bullshit anyway. ::)
Nearly all food companies do this dumbass.
http://www.mccormickcorporation.com/Consumer-Testing
Consumer Testing
Got an opinion? Share it!
We really count on consumer taste buds to develop our flavor products. That includes your taste buds. If you’re interested in joining our testing program, that’s awesome! Read on to see how easy and fun it is.
What’s it like to be a consumer taste tester?
You may be asked to sample a range of foods, snacks and beverages—during tasting sessions in the day or the evening—at our Hunt Valley, Maryland, location or from your home. You’ll be paid, of course. How much depends on the type and duration of the taste test, and you can participate up to four times per year.
How does McCormick consumer testing work?
We pick consumers from our database who meet the demographic requirements for the product we’re testing. If you’re chosen, you’ll receive an email inviting you to answer a few questions about an upcoming test. After you answer them, our system will let you know whether or not you qualify for that test.
When do we test and how often?
We conduct tests Monday–Friday during day and evening hours. You can join the fun up to four times per year, once every three months. Once you participate in a test, you will not be eligible to be called for the next three months.
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Nearly all food companies do this dumbass.
http://www.mccormickcorporation.com/Consumer-Testing
Consumer Testing
Got an opinion? Share it!
We really count on consumer taste buds to develop our flavor products. That includes your taste buds. If you’re interested in joining our testing program, that’s awesome! Read on to see how easy and fun it is.
What’s it like to be a consumer taste tester?
You may be asked to sample a range of foods, snacks and beverages—during tasting sessions in the day or the evening—at our Hunt Valley, Maryland, location or from your home. You’ll be paid, of course. How much depends on the type and duration of the taste test, and you can participate up to four times per year.
How does McCormick consumer testing work?
Right from the link you posted:
You may be asked to sample a range of foods, snacks and beverages—during tasting sessions in the day or the evening—at our Hunt Valley, Maryland, location or from your home. You’ll be paid, of course. How much depends on the type and duration of the taste test, and you can participate up to four times per year.
A TASTING SESSION. They don't send out unreleased products. EVER. There is a company rep there.
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Right from the link you posted:
A TASTING SESSION. They don't send out unreleased products.
Did you miss the part
FROM YOUR HOME?
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Did you miss the part
FROM YOUR HOME?
There is a company rep there! ::) Why do you think it gives a time?
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Did you miss the part
FROM YOUR HOME?
How do you think they would even conduct a taste test if there wasn't a company rep there?
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There is a company rep there! ::) Why do you think it gives a time?
Right from the link you posted:
A TASTING SESSION. They don't send out unreleased products. EVER. There is a company rep there.
Nearly all food companies do this dumbass.
http://www.mccormickcorporation.com/Consumer-Testing
Consumer Testing
Got an opinion? Share it!
We really count on consumer taste buds to develop our flavor products. That includes your taste buds. If you’re interested in joining our testing program, that’s awesome! Read on to see how easy and fun it is.
What’s it like to be a consumer taste tester?
You may be asked to sample a range of foods, snacks and beverages—during tasting sessions in the day or the evening—at our Hunt Valley, Maryland, location or from your home. You’ll be paid, of course. How much depends on the type and duration of the taste test, and you can participate up to four times per year.
How does McCormick consumer testing work?
We pick consumers from our database who meet the demographic requirements for the product we’re testing. If you’re chosen, you’ll receive an email inviting you to answer a few questions about an upcoming test. After you answer them, our system will let you know whether or not you qualify for that test.
When do we test and how often?
We conduct tests Monday–Friday during day and evening hours. You can join the fun up to four times per year, once every three months. Once you participate in a test, you will not be eligible to be called for the next three months.
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Educate yourself moron.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h5rdu/my_friend_does_prerelease_product_testing_for/
My friend does pre-release product testing for Nabisco, he just got these in today.
And even this link of " your friend" ::)... A few comments down, there's a link to a tweet from an Oreos distributor who confirms that those cookies were almost to market. So, in other words, exactly what I said.
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How do you think they would even conduct a taste test if there wasn't a company rep there?
Just. Stop. :D
You have made yourself look really stupid.
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Just. Stop. :D
You have made yourself look really stupid.
Sure. ::) We all know you pull out your copypasta wall-of-text when you are making a solid point. it's right here:
You may be asked to sample a range of foods, snacks and beverages—during tasting sessions in the day or the evening—at our Hunt Valley, Maryland, location or from your home.
A tasting session at the Hunt Valley facility or your home. A tasting session at your home. A session. At your home. You can post however many words around it you want, but it's exactly what I said.
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Sure. ::) We all know you pull out your copypasta wall-of-text when you are making a solid point. it's right here:
You may be asked to sample a range of foods, snacks and beverages—during tasting sessions in the day or the evening—at our Hunt Valley, Maryland, location or from your home.
A tasting session at the Hunt Valley facility or your home. A tasting session at your home. A session. At your home. You can post however many words around it you want, but it's exactly what I said.
You ok bro? :D
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You ok bro? :D
As an insult, this would make more sense if I had just posted a wall of text with 30-point text highlighted in red, like somebody just up the page did. Did you catch the username of who it was? ;D There was never any doubt about you bullshitting, just about when you'd pull out the copy-pasta. I don't know if you've made it through one argument with me yet without resorting to this. ;)
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Apple Software Product Testing
The good news is that Apple’s software testing program is open to all.
The program is known as the Apple Seed.
Now obviously we are talking about software, so you won’t be getting any physical product. You will be testing pre-release software products on your devices, like the software used in your iPhone.
I am assuming the devices that the software would be tested on would be in ones home, just like you're testing oreo cookies in your home.
You really don't see the difference between software testing and cookie testing? :-\
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You really don't see the difference between software testing and cookie testing? :-\
Tell us the difference, wise one. hahahaha
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Tell us the difference, wise one. hahahaha
They're exactly alike. ??? There are so many unforeseen circumstances in which a cookie could crash, that it makes perfect sense to home test them , exactly as you would software. Cookies are known for having a ton of bugs pop up weeks and months after release. I actually have some cookies in the house, but I'm afraid to eat them until I download the latest update.
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They're exactly alike. ??? There are so many unforeseen circumstances in which a cookie could crash, that it makes perfect sense to home test them , exactly as you would software. Cookies are known for having a ton of bugs pop up weeks and months after release. I actually have some cookies in the house, but I'm afraid to eat them until I download the latest update.
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I don't think what you're saying makes sense. I think people who might buy into it a little more are people like sf1900 and Marty Champions who don't exercise a lot of critical thinking otherwise. I do have some questions, though, and you seem to be up, so if you're willing to answer them, I'd love for you to answer them. I promise I can be cordial and respect your NDA. Are you up for it ?
eta I am on a few biz calls with the Japonais and should be up for another hour. If not tonight, tomorrow's fine.
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I don't think what you're saying makes sense. I think people who might buy into it a little more are people like sf1900 and Marty Champions who don't exercise a lot of critical thinking otherwise. I do have some questions, though, and you seem to be up, so if you're willing to answer them, I'd love for you to answer them. I promise I can be cordial and respect your NDA. Are you up for it ?
eta I am on a few biz calls with the Japonais and should be up for another hour. If not tonight, tomorrow's fine.
I'm okay, thanks though.
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I'm okay, thanks though.
That's disappointing. Curious that you decide the conversation is over AFTER I promise to be respectful enough to straighten things out. ??? I guess it doesn't matter anyway. You have that delicious box of refrigerated Boston Creme Oreos that will never be available to the general public and I'm sitting here with people wondering if I can even re-bake a bag of potato chips.
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That's disappointing. Curious that you decide the conversation is over AFTER I promise to be respectful enough to straighten things out. ??? I guess it doesn't matter anyway. You have that delicious box of refrigerated Boston Creme Oreos that will never be available to the general public and I'm sitting here with people wondering if I can even re-bake a bag of potato chips.
Either way I win. You are correct.
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Either way I win. You are correct.
And it's really great that you feel like a box of Oreos and sheet of oven baked chips make you a winner. ;)
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Interwebz.... Serious Business ;D
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In Canada we got Bacon Poutine, and Bacon Mac and Cheese. lol
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:D :D :D
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Tell me why I have Boston Creme Oreos in my fridge (testing a storage method for Nabisco) meanwhile you will not be able to buy them.
This sounds far fetched, but I could be wrong. Post a pic and I'll admit it. I'll even change my tag line to "Adonis Owned Me" for the next month.
Shots fired, the gauntlet has been thrown. :o
Not allowed to post any pictures, genius. Being in marketing, you should know this about products not yet on the general market. I guess you are also oblivious to food and cooking blogs and relationships with companies and their respective products. (I already knew this though about you, being clueless)
Moderate backpedaling. :D
So, there is no possible way for you to prove that you're testing Boston Creme Oreos for Nabisco? On what date will you be able to post the pictures? It will make for an epic cookie owning. :D
I am not interested in doing so. I have nothing to gain and EVERYTHING to lose. :D
Complete pussing out and backing down. ::)
Imaginary Oreo cookies, serious business. :o
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The Fruity Crisp oreos are G.O.A.T.
(http://www.junkfoodguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fruitycrisporeo-01.jpg)
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Interwebz.... Serious Business ;D
Heh maybe it seems a little more intense when you are not the one writing it. With every post I was just thinking "this muthafucka is lying about being an imaginary taste tester for imaginary cookies?" ???
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:D :D :D
My reply was actually sarcasm about your comparison of new computer software that controls appliances that reach into the $1000s to cookies with a different cream filling. As most people know (presumably, even you), Apple only allows employees to test hardware. The reasons are fairly obvious. How anyone could honestly think that cookies need field testing is beyond me, but...
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Shots fired, the gauntlet has been thrown. :o
Moderate backpedaling. :D
Complete pussing out and backing down. ::)
Imaginary Oreo cookies, serious business. :o
The simple fact of the matter is NO company would NDA would ever allow someone to discuss a new product and new technology, but draw the line at pics. Which is beside the point because there is no such thing as a cookie field tester.
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Shots fired, the gauntlet has been thrown. :o
Moderate backpedaling. :D
Complete pussing out and backing down. ::)
Imaginary Oreo cookies, serious business. :o
;D ;D ;D
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The simple fact of the matter is NO company would NDA would ever allow someone to discuss a new product and new technology, but draw the line at pics. Which is beside the point because there is no such thing as a cookie field tester.
Are you saying TA completely fabricated the story about the Boston Creme Oreos that he keeps locked away in his fridge and tests for Nabisco? The ones that he's allowed to openly talk about on internet message boards, but he's not allowed to post pictures because of a disclosure agreement?
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Are you saying TA completely fabricated the story about the Boston Creme Oreos that he keeps locked away in his fridge and tests for Nabisco? The ones that he's allowed to openly talk about on internet message boards, but he's not allowed to post pictures because of a disclosure agreement?
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Both of you are morons really and I get a kick out of seeing you squirm.
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Are you saying TA completely fabricated the story about the Boston Creme Oreos that he keeps locked away in his fridge and tests for Nabisco? The ones that he's allowed to openly talk about on internet message boards, but he's not allowed to post pictures because of a disclosure agreement?
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SOME people MIGHT be saying that. I heard someone wondering what kind of testing a home tester could even do on a pack of Oreos? Time how long it takes to eat them? Leave the bag unsealed and measure how long it takes for them to go stale? Can you imagine how detailed the notes would be if you are a Home Oreo Tester? Can see why Oreo would need to outsource.
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Both of you are morons really and I get a kick out of seeing you squirm.
You never answered the previous question. When will your disclosure end, and you will be able to post pics of said oreos?
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Heh maybe it seems a little more intense when you are not the one writing it. With every post I was just thinking "this muthafucka is lying about being an imaginary taste tester for imaginary cookies?" ???
Lol def felt that true my screen. I love a good bitchfight so keep up the excellent work (ta also)....
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You never answered the previous question. When will your disclosure end, and you will be able to post pics of said oreos?
What pictures?
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What pictures?
The ones I asked you nicely to take and post once you're allowed to by Nabisco. I'm truly excited about a Boston Creme Oreo and would love to see them in your fridge. Would also love to be your fridge. ;D
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The ones I asked you nicely to take and post once you're allowed to by Nabisco. I'm truly excited about a Boston Creme Oreo and would love to see them in your fridge. Would also love to be your fridge. ;D
Send me a picture of you with an upside down coffee cup and a peace sign with the other hand and you can have them.
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Send me a picture of you with an upside down coffee cup and a peace sign with the other hand and you can have them.
I would, but I have a non disclosure agreement with my agency, that strictly prohibits me from posting pictures online. You understand.
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I would, but I have a non disclosure agreement with my agency, that strictly prohibits me from posting pictures online. You understand.
I certainly do. Would love to be the shirt over your belly. :D
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I certainly do. Would love to be the shirt over your belly. :D
What belly?
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I'm in marketing/advertising.
Agency or client side.
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Agency or client side.
Both,but my CV leans toward agency and that is what I prefer. I'm agency side now, but I worked at Smart Water a few years back. My last agency before the one I'm currently at was Interpublic. My primary account there was Microsoft and then I ended up moving to Microsoft. I've talked about how I would like to start my own firm on here before, but if I don't do that by the time I'm 45, I will probably focus on client just for stability. I have intentionally transitioned out of positions/companies on an almost yearly basis, though.
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What belly?
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