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Title: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2016, 06:47:06 AM
Hahahahhahahaaha, sorry this cringefest needs its own thread so it can be remembered and never repeated!

I don't know what to say. I am speechless. This is an honor bestowed on me that I could never have foreseen or predicted. I didn't even consider putting in an application because I deemed myself unworthy. After all, I'm not as "plugged in" to the cult as the rest of the others. Virtually all that I have learned has come from this board and the bible. In fact, the only boards that I go on are this one and Lewelyn's BOS which is no more. Whenever I go to any other board it's due to it being linked from here.

I accept this great honor with humility and gratitude. I do not know at present how I will be able to contribute and live up to this grave responsibility but I have faith that when the time comes I will do my best to uphold the fidelity of the historic mission at hand and give honor and reverence to my namesake: the brave and gentle Knight of the Round Table, Sir Pellias; who upon completion of all good deeds and responsibilities as ordain by God for him to do, went on to dwell in that wonderful habitation which no other mortal other than he and Sir Launcelot of the Lake had ever beheld, where upon all good men rejoiced at his great good fortune - albeit all the Court of King Arthur grieved that he had departed so far away from them never to return.

 Then after awhile Parcenet said to Sir Pellias, "Messire, how wilt thou get thyself armor for to fight Sir Engamore?" "Maiden," said Sir Pellias, "I do not know at these present where I shall provide me armor; but before the time cometh for me to have to do with Sir Engamore, I have faith that I shall find armor fit for my purpose. For thou must know that it is not always the defense that a man weareth upon his body that bringeth him success, but more often it is the spirit that uplifteth him unto his undertakings. For it needs not that a man shall wear armor for to be a true knight, but only that he should do his best endeavor, with all patience and humility, as hath been ordain by God for him to do."

PART II. THE STORY OF SIR PELLIAS

Chapter First. How Queen Guinevere Went a-Maying and of How Sir Pellias Took Upon Him a Quest in Her Behalf



It is always a good thing to have a set of rules or general guiding principles when one undertakes any grave responsibility or mission. One could always do worse than following the basic rules of the sacred order of the Round Table. The last rule seems especially pertinent to the historic task at hand.


The Knights of the Round Table Code of Chivalry
(The ten basic rules of the Knights of the Round Table)

To never lay down arms

To seek after wonders

When called upon, to defend the rights of the weak with all one's strength

Never to attack another member of the Round Table

To fight for the safety of one's country

To seek nothing before honor

Never to break faith for any reason

To always give glory to God in both thoughts and deeds

To grant hospitality to anyone, each according to his ability

Whether in honor or disgrace, to make a report with the greatest fidelity to truth to those who keep the annals

Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Yamcha on September 13, 2016, 06:48:15 AM
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: njflex on September 13, 2016, 06:49:50 AM
place hand out and cut with ceremonial knive ,allow blood to drip onto 'saints'card,then light card on fire,and pledge 'omerta'to your real family until death or 'jail'
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 13, 2016, 06:50:28 AM
Lål
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Twaddle on September 13, 2016, 06:55:27 AM
Sir Pennias and friends:

(http://cdn1.cowbird.com/items/pages/2012/03/17/22/36/23212/1421ff611c93756cbc675b827ea48e8f3ef11c922b0046364c3953d936ef9394-big.jpg?q=20130524232526)
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 13, 2016, 06:59:09 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2016, 06:59:54 AM
Pellius and the elves preparing for war

Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Twaddle on September 13, 2016, 07:06:03 AM
;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=616454.0;attach=690037;image)

Ohhhh, my little sea turtle.   :)

(http://www.fishtaxidermist.com/smloggerhead.jpg)
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 13, 2016, 07:10:08 AM
Ohhhh, my little sea turtle.   :)



Hero's in a half shell Turtle power That's the physique of a elf whose read every single page of the " Steroid Bible " so what they robbed him for phony GH like Ronnie he has no regrets
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2016, 07:11:35 AM


Goat rts right there
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: SuperTed on September 13, 2016, 07:28:09 AM
LOL. I'm surprised that post hasn't been exposed before. Embarrassing stuff.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 13, 2016, 07:30:29 AM
LOL. I'm surprised that post hasn't been exposed before. Embarrassing stuff.

 ;D
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: KRK on September 13, 2016, 07:39:24 AM
Hahahahhahahaaha, sorry this cringefest needs its own thread so it can be remembered and never repeated!


pedolisus is a cry baby

and army of one = aids ridden homo who search internet so he can post some stuff here to please other losers  ::)
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pdc on September 13, 2016, 07:48:03 AM


great, now i'll have to download this at work, greatest game of all time.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pdc on September 13, 2016, 07:49:56 AM
Hahahahhahahaaha, sorry this cringefest needs its own thread so it can be remembered and never repeated!


It is indeed cringeful, i skipped through a lot of lines because i can't handle it.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: bigmc on September 13, 2016, 07:54:11 AM
I know, I know, I haven't forgotten. But I am a gh15 elf, mod and soldier of truth first and foremost.

In time, my inquisitive friend. In time.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2016, 08:00:59 AM


Whats the deal, didnt keep up with it, gh15 ripped him off?
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: bigmc on September 13, 2016, 09:39:24 AM
Whats the deal, didnt keep up with it, gh15 ripped him off?

he got kicked out the club

ran out of money

so they couldnt scam him anymore
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 01:11:49 PM
Pellius with a far far better build than most on here............young or old.   :(
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: RatedXXX on September 13, 2016, 01:38:41 PM
Pellius with a far far better build than most on here............young or old.   :(
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5644/1154/1600/ad_4.jpg)
Lol...whatever you say, 'elf'....hahaha...WTF
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 01:59:45 PM
And I look better than you, and I post under my real handle.................. FUCKFACE!!
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: RatedXXX on September 13, 2016, 02:01:29 PM
And I look better than you, and I post under my real handle.................. FUCKFACE!!
Why don't you go wash your tights or something.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 02:03:23 PM
Why don't you go wash your tights or something.
At 61 years old, and having been here since 2002, and lived in Hell on many occasions, that little barb has stung me to the bone.

::)

Try harder gimmick.   :(
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: RatedXXX on September 13, 2016, 02:05:32 PM
At 61 years old, and having been here since 2002, and lived in Hell on many occasions, that little barb has stung me to the bone.

::)

Try harder gimmick.   :(
Yes, we wouldn't want anything like a FUCKING JOB to interfere with your posting.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 02:06:48 PM
Yes, we wouldn't want anything like a FUCKING JOB to interfere with your posting.
I`ve had the same job for the last 8 years fuckface!!
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: johnnynoname on September 13, 2016, 02:22:03 PM
I'd be remiss if I didn't stand up for Pellius in this thread

he's always been nothing but a gentleman to me


btw---yes--I totally left this shithole for gh15 forums because I liked the gear hook up it afforded me at the time

I'm not gonna lie to any of you
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 02:24:22 PM
I'd be remiss if I didn't stand up for Pellius in this thread

he's always been nothing but a gentleman to me


btw---yes--I totally left this shithole for gh15 forums because I liked the gear hook up it afforded me at the time

I'm not gonna lie to any of you
SaME REASON i DID IT AND i GOT INTO THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE AT 57 YEARS OF AGE.

if PEOPLE HERE CAN`T ACCEPT THE STUPID SHIT i DID OVER THERE..........FUCK `EM !  ;)
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 02:25:37 PM
Sorry `bout the Caps.............my Elfen blood has just reached its boiling point!
::)
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: RatedXXX on September 13, 2016, 02:26:45 PM
SaME REASON i DID IT AND i GOT INTO THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE AT 57 YEARS OF AGE.

if PEOPLE HERE CAN`T ACCEPT THE STUPID SHIT i DID OVER THERE..........FUCK `EM !  ;)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTk1a6MZ0BCQ79hMT1ar7Q459eBykSsEkjsbHHL1VdSOkwONxtu)
It's always so beautiful when elves come together.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 02:28:47 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTk1a6MZ0BCQ79hMT1ar7Q459eBykSsEkjsbHHL1VdSOkwONxtu)
It's always so beautiful when elves come together.
I just rejoined his board........I hope you can sleep tonight with this knowledge.

FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: RatedXXX on September 13, 2016, 02:30:41 PM
I just rejoined his board........I hope you can sleep tonight with this knowledge.

FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
That makes a lot of sense...














...not to me....but somebody somewhere might understand what the fuck it is you're stammering about.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 02:34:33 PM
You`re too fucjking dumb to comprehend what we`re talking about  ???


IDIOT !!
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: RatedXXX on September 13, 2016, 02:36:10 PM
You`re too fucjking dumb to comprehend what we`re talking about  ???


IDIOT !!
Yes you and the other elves represent a real brain trust. ::)
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: a_pupil on September 13, 2016, 02:43:51 PM
does gh15 still exist? he was the man here until someone else took over the handle and he went full jason blaha ptsd on us.

I chose my handle as a means to pay homage to him lol.

PIP Nasser aka Beautiful Man with Glasses  :'(
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 02:52:32 PM
does gh15 still exist? he was the man here until someone else took over the handle and he went full jason blaha ptsd on us.

I chose my handle as a means to pay homage to him lol.

PIP Nasser aka Beautiful Man with Glasses  :'(
He`s still got a board.

Can`t post a link though..........GOOGLE.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: RatedXXX on September 13, 2016, 03:50:24 PM
He`s still got a board.

Can`t post a link though..........GOOGLE.
Yes listen to wes. He's an elf.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 03:51:43 PM
Yes listen to wes. He's an elf.
Jedi .....get it right.  ;)
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: King Shizzo on September 13, 2016, 03:53:06 PM
The Elf triplets melting hard in this thread. Becoming slaves for a drug hook up.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 03:54:15 PM
None of that shit phases me Shizz...........now if I claimed I was killed in a car wreck.......
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: King Shizzo on September 13, 2016, 04:02:23 PM
None of that shit phases me Shizz...........now if I claimed I was killed in a car wreck.......
You care......and we know it.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2016, 04:08:53 PM
And I look better than you, and I post under my real handle.................. FUCKFACE!!

Don't bother wes, the commonality you will find in those who criticize other people's physiques are those that have never, and will never, post a pic themselves. And we're dealing with people who can't even spot an obvious tongue and cheek comment.

There are a few exceptions like Shizzo but he is utterly shameless and has zero sense of self-awareness. He actually called his rows of fat "a hint of abs" in another thread.

Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: OB1 on September 13, 2016, 04:10:04 PM
PIP Nasser aka Beautiful Man with Glasses  :'(

Agreed.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2016, 04:10:24 PM
I'd be remiss if I didn't stand up for Pellius in this thread

he's always been nothing but a gentleman to me


btw---yes--I totally left this shithole for gh15 forums because I liked the gear hook up it afforded me at the time

I'm not gonna lie to any of you

It was refreshing to sometimes be on a bbing board where people actually worked out.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: wes on September 13, 2016, 04:11:08 PM
Don't bother wes, the commonality you will find in those who criticize other people physiques are those that have never, and will never, post a pic themselves.

There are a few exceptions like Shizzo but he is utterly shameless and has zero sense of self-awareness. He actually called his rows of fat "a hint of abs" in another thread.


All brag and putdowns without ever posting a pic in eons of being here.   :(
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: KRK on September 13, 2016, 04:13:08 PM
It was refreshing to sometimes be on a bbing board where people actually worked out.
not everyone is pedophile leather skinned fcuktard like you..they dont abuse drugs like you do and get their skin fucked up because of  narcotic drug abuse

 
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2016, 04:14:37 PM
;D

Why don't you break away for second going through my 10,000+ post count and post a pic of you in that same pose?

I won't hold my breath.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2016, 04:15:30 PM
Ohhhh, my little sea turtle.   :)

(http://www.fishtaxidermist.com/smloggerhead.jpg)

And where's you pic?

Exactly.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: King Shizzo on September 13, 2016, 04:19:52 PM
And where's you pic?

Exactly.
I am better looking, and have a more desirable body to women (not a skinless dragon) Tell me I am wrong.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: NelsonMuntz on September 13, 2016, 04:26:59 PM
I am better looking, and have a more desirable body to women (not a skinless dragon) Tell me I am wrong.

Shizzo's utter 28411 failed attempt to make himself relevant in a thread  ::)
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Kwon on September 13, 2016, 04:30:37 PM
And where's you pic?

Exactly.

Why the negativity? Why come on a bodybuilding board and start insulting strangers? Because you are not as strong in real life as you are behind a computer screen?

People that say they are crazy and keep repeating it are usually not. They are fearful of confrontation and are trying to scare you into believing they will stop at nothing when provoked.

Legit tough people don't spend their time researching, tracking and carrying on with people on a bodybuilding forum. They have better things to do...much better things to do.

I  based my doctoral thesis on this forum. No one could believe the way people act here. They all know the internet has nasty, hating  people but to keep coming back, rehashing past experiences and acting as though they are the Alpha just seemed ridiculous and unhealthy.

I try and bring a breath of fresh air here. I try to get people thinking outside of what they usually post on this forum. You can tell how much hatred and despair some people have. They go out of their way to post nasty comments that they believe elevate themselves and provide humour. Sad, but its just the opposite. No normal person can log in everyday, and continue to have a healthy relationship outside of here. They come here to vent, because they are fearful of venting to someone in person. They are fearful of showing emotions that they feel make them look vulnerable. How ironic, a bodybuilding forum. A place where men talk about their big muscles and strength. But in reality you can be the biggest person in the world muscle wise but be the smallest developmentally.

Just try to be nice for a change. Its not as tough as you think and no one will think any less of you.


STAY POSITIVE!
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2016, 04:50:52 PM
not everyone is pedophile leather skinned fcuktard like you..they dont abuse drugs like you do and get their skin fucked up because of  narcotic drug abuse

 

So you should be proud to post a pic showing the results of your pristine life style.

Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2016, 04:53:42 PM
I am better looking, and have a more desirable body to women (not a skinless dragon) Tell me I am wrong.

You're wrong. That's why you've never had a girl friend and have been reduced to having complete strangers ejaculating in your mouth and hanging out at a bbing board for beat off material since you have nothing to do with bbing.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2016, 04:57:42 PM
Why the negativity? Why come on a bodybuilding board and start insulting strangers? Because you are not as strong in real life as you are behind a computer screen?

People that say they are crazy and keep repeating it are usually not. They are fearful of confrontation and are trying to scare you into believing they will stop at nothing when provoked.

Legit tough people don't spend their time researching, tracking and carrying on with people on a bodybuilding forum. They have better things to do...much better things to do.

I  based my doctoral thesis on this forum. No one could believe the way people act here. They all know the internet has nasty, hating  people but to keep coming back, rehashing past experiences and acting as though they are the Alpha just seemed ridiculous and unhealthy.

I try and bring a breath of fresh air here. I try to get people thinking outside of what they usually post on this forum. You can tell how much hatred and despair some people have. They go out of their way to post nasty comments that they believe elevate themselves and provide humour. Sad, but its just the opposite. No normal person can log in everyday, and continue to have a healthy relationship outside of here. They come here to vent, because they are fearful of venting to someone in person. They are fearful of showing emotions that they feel make them look vulnerable. How ironic, a bodybuilding forum. A place where men talk about their big muscles and strength. But in reality you can be the biggest person in the world muscle wise but be the smallest developmentally.

Just try to be nice for a change. Its not as tough as you think and no one will think any less of you.


STAY POSITIVE!

Just read the first paragraph. You fail to notice that I am RESPONDING to attacks not initiating them.

Try to pay attention more.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 13, 2016, 05:06:53 PM
Why don't you break away for second going through my 10,000+ post count and post a pic of you in that same pose?

I won't hold my breath.

Don't hold your breath creeper , you're losing badly on an intellectual level you think you'll gain ground on a physical one  ::) You and loser Groink cut from the same cloth at least he wasn't into underage girls

Listen to your proposition you want to have an internet flex-off on a bodybuilding message board because you don't like me exposing you for the amoral piece of human excrement you are.

I'm a loser for going through all your posts lol and you're the winner who sexually harassed an underage girl at work , who allowed a 13 year old child to strip in front of him and never told her parents and who thinks 13 year olds are sexually sophisticated !! One of us is a loser on a grand scale , I'll let Getbig decide.  ;)
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2016, 05:32:35 PM
Don't hold your breath creeper , you're losing badly on an intellectual level you think you'll gain ground on a physical one  ::) You and loser Groink cut from the same cloth at least he wasn't into underage girls

Listen to your proposition you want to have an internet flex-off on a bodybuilding message board because you don't like me exposing you for the amoral piece of human excrement you are.

I'm a loser for going through all your posts lol and you're the winner who sexually harassed an underage girl at work , who allowed a 13 year old child to strip in front of him and never told her parents and who thinks 13 year olds are sexually sophisticated !! One of us is a loser on a grand scale , I'll let Getbig decide.  ;)

You fanatically keep posting the same thing over and over. This is your life. This is what you do. I'm in your head 24/7.

I win.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 13, 2016, 05:35:55 PM
You fanatically keep posting the same thing over and over. This is your life. This is what you do. I'm in your head 24/7.

I win.

LMFAO yeah you " win " alright , biggest loser on Getbig.
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 13, 2016, 07:48:52 PM
 

Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: bigmc on September 13, 2016, 09:06:55 PM
The return of the elves

Stand by for requests to donate Money

To drug dealers dogs
Title: Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
Post by: Earl1972 on September 13, 2016, 09:56:42 PM
Why the negativity? Why come on a bodybuilding board and start insulting strangers? Because you are not as strong in real life as you are behind a computer screen?

People that say they are crazy and keep repeating it are usually not. They are fearful of confrontation and are trying to scare you into believing they will stop at nothing when provoked.

Legit tough people don't spend their time researching, tracking and carrying on with people on a bodybuilding forum. They have better things to do...much better things to do.

I  based my doctoral thesis on this forum. No one could believe the way people act here. They all know the internet has nasty, hating  people but to keep coming back, rehashing past experiences and acting as though they are the Alpha just seemed ridiculous and unhealthy.

I try and bring a breath of fresh air here. I try to get people thinking outside of what they usually post on this forum. You can tell how much hatred and despair some people have. They go out of their way to post nasty comments that they believe elevate themselves and provide humour. Sad, but its just the opposite. No normal person can log in everyday, and continue to have a healthy relationship outside of here. They come here to vent, because they are fearful of venting to someone in person. They are fearful of showing emotions that they feel make them look vulnerable. How ironic, a bodybuilding forum. A place where men talk about their big muscles and strength. But in reality you can be the biggest person in the world muscle wise but be the smallest developmentally.

Just try to be nice for a change. Its not as tough as you think and no one will think any less of you.


STAY POSITIVE!

can you post your doctoral thesis?

E