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Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« on: September 13, 2016, 06:47:06 AM »
Hahahahhahahaaha, sorry this cringefest needs its own thread so it can be remembered and never repeated!

I don't know what to say. I am speechless. This is an honor bestowed on me that I could never have foreseen or predicted. I didn't even consider putting in an application because I deemed myself unworthy. After all, I'm not as "plugged in" to the cult as the rest of the others. Virtually all that I have learned has come from this board and the bible. In fact, the only boards that I go on are this one and Lewelyn's BOS which is no more. Whenever I go to any other board it's due to it being linked from here.

I accept this great honor with humility and gratitude. I do not know at present how I will be able to contribute and live up to this grave responsibility but I have faith that when the time comes I will do my best to uphold the fidelity of the historic mission at hand and give honor and reverence to my namesake: the brave and gentle Knight of the Round Table, Sir Pellias; who upon completion of all good deeds and responsibilities as ordain by God for him to do, went on to dwell in that wonderful habitation which no other mortal other than he and Sir Launcelot of the Lake had ever beheld, where upon all good men rejoiced at his great good fortune - albeit all the Court of King Arthur grieved that he had departed so far away from them never to return.

 Then after awhile Parcenet said to Sir Pellias, "Messire, how wilt thou get thyself armor for to fight Sir Engamore?" "Maiden," said Sir Pellias, "I do not know at these present where I shall provide me armor; but before the time cometh for me to have to do with Sir Engamore, I have faith that I shall find armor fit for my purpose. For thou must know that it is not always the defense that a man weareth upon his body that bringeth him success, but more often it is the spirit that uplifteth him unto his undertakings. For it needs not that a man shall wear armor for to be a true knight, but only that he should do his best endeavor, with all patience and humility, as hath been ordain by God for him to do."

PART II. THE STORY OF SIR PELLIAS

Chapter First. How Queen Guinevere Went a-Maying and of How Sir Pellias Took Upon Him a Quest in Her Behalf



It is always a good thing to have a set of rules or general guiding principles when one undertakes any grave responsibility or mission. One could always do worse than following the basic rules of the sacred order of the Round Table. The last rule seems especially pertinent to the historic task at hand.


The Knights of the Round Table Code of Chivalry
(The ten basic rules of the Knights of the Round Table)

To never lay down arms

To seek after wonders

When called upon, to defend the rights of the weak with all one's strength

Never to attack another member of the Round Table

To fight for the safety of one's country

To seek nothing before honor

Never to break faith for any reason

To always give glory to God in both thoughts and deeds

To grant hospitality to anyone, each according to his ability

Whether in honor or disgrace, to make a report with the greatest fidelity to truth to those who keep the annals


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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2016, 06:48:15 AM »
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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2016, 06:49:50 AM »
place hand out and cut with ceremonial knive ,allow blood to drip onto 'saints'card,then light card on fire,and pledge 'omerta'to your real family until death or 'jail'

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2016, 06:50:28 AM »
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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2016, 06:55:27 AM »
Sir Pennias and friends:


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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2016, 06:59:09 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2016, 06:59:54 AM »
Pellius and the elves preparing for war


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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2016, 07:06:03 AM »

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2016, 07:10:08 AM »
Ohhhh, my little sea turtle.   :)



Hero's in a half shell Turtle power That's the physique of a elf whose read every single page of the " Steroid Bible " so what they robbed him for phony GH like Ronnie he has no regrets

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2016, 07:11:35 AM »

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2016, 07:28:09 AM »
LOL. I'm surprised that post hasn't been exposed before. Embarrassing stuff.

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2016, 07:30:29 AM »
LOL. I'm surprised that post hasn't been exposed before. Embarrassing stuff.

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2016, 07:39:24 AM »
Hahahahhahahaaha, sorry this cringefest needs its own thread so it can be remembered and never repeated!


pedolisus is a cry baby

and army of one = aids ridden homo who search internet so he can post some stuff here to please other losers  ::)

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2016, 07:48:03 AM »


great, now i'll have to download this at work, greatest game of all time.

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2016, 07:49:56 AM »
Hahahahhahahaaha, sorry this cringefest needs its own thread so it can be remembered and never repeated!


It is indeed cringeful, i skipped through a lot of lines because i can't handle it.

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2016, 07:54:11 AM »
I know, I know, I haven't forgotten. But I am a gh15 elf, mod and soldier of truth first and foremost.

In time, my inquisitive friend. In time.
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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2016, 08:00:59 AM »


Whats the deal, didnt keep up with it, gh15 ripped him off?

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2016, 09:39:24 AM »
Whats the deal, didnt keep up with it, gh15 ripped him off?

he got kicked out the club

ran out of money

so they couldnt scam him anymore
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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2016, 01:11:49 PM »
Pellius with a far far better build than most on here............young or old.   :(

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2016, 01:38:41 PM »
Pellius with a far far better build than most on here............young or old.   :(

Lol...whatever you say, 'elf'....hahaha...WTF

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2016, 01:59:45 PM »
And I look better than you, and I post under my real handle.................. FUCKFACE!!

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2016, 02:01:29 PM »
And I look better than you, and I post under my real handle.................. FUCKFACE!!
Why don't you go wash your tights or something.

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2016, 02:03:23 PM »
Why don't you go wash your tights or something.
At 61 years old, and having been here since 2002, and lived in Hell on many occasions, that little barb has stung me to the bone.

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Try harder gimmick.   :(

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2016, 02:05:32 PM »
At 61 years old, and having been here since 2002, and lived in Hell on many occasions, that little barb has stung me to the bone.

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Try harder gimmick.   :(
Yes, we wouldn't want anything like a FUCKING JOB to interfere with your posting.

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Re: Elf acceptance speech for the ages
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2016, 02:06:48 PM »
Yes, we wouldn't want anything like a FUCKING JOB to interfere with your posting.
I`ve had the same job for the last 8 years fuckface!!