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Title: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Wiggs on September 20, 2016, 09:24:02 AM
TMZ, asking for custody of all 6 children. PIP Brad
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: 240 is Back on September 20, 2016, 09:25:18 AM
just a hunch I have... I think Brad Pitt will do just fine in the single life. 

he may even register on getbig and learn some things about lifting, women, and money mgmt.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: ratherbebig on September 20, 2016, 09:27:29 AM
he's the same age as levrone, i think he could compete in that board short class and do pretty well if he hook up with aceto
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Wiggs on September 20, 2016, 09:29:03 AM
he's the same age as levrone, i think he could compete in that board short class and do pretty well if he hook up with aceto

If he gets in Snatch or Fight Club condition, top 10, not a problem.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: ratherbebig on September 20, 2016, 09:31:04 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jkeH9X9Ccoo/ULigmTg6-RI/AAAAAAAAkbk/ZesuJbSovPw/s1600/brad-pitt-vogue.jpg)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: CT_Muscle on September 20, 2016, 09:47:06 AM
TMZ, asking for custody of all 6 children. PIP Brad

I call BULLSHIT........If he's smoking lots of weed and drinking he's not angry  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: maxkane69 on September 20, 2016, 09:51:30 AM
I call BULLSHIT........If he's smoking lots of weed and drinking he's not angry  ::) ::) ::)

Of course is not true . That bitch of Angelina is just angry at him because he has been slaying young new pussy instead of her old saggy loose vagina !!! ;)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Nails on September 20, 2016, 09:52:15 AM
Good riddance , fucking heroin addict , poor brad must of been disgusted fucking a skeleton one a year if that
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: mass243 on September 20, 2016, 10:07:52 AM

Angelina has sunken face.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: SquidVicious on September 20, 2016, 10:08:02 AM
Of course is not true . That bitch of Angelina is just angry at him because he has been slaying young new pussy instead of her old saggy loose vagina !!! ;)
The chick he's laying is one whole year younger than Angelina. I think we were hoping for a 19 year old European hottie.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 20, 2016, 10:10:39 AM
I'd bone Angelina Jolie ragged...
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Grape Ape on September 20, 2016, 10:11:18 AM
TMZ, asking for custody of all 6 children. PIP Brad

There's no chance they give the kids to TMZ.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 20, 2016, 10:15:05 AM
TMZ, asking for custody of all 6 children. PIP Brad

Will Brad have to pay money to the African and philipino kid she adopted before he married her?
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Kwon on September 20, 2016, 10:15:26 AM
There's no chance they give the kids to TMZ.

Even if TMZ gets the kids, Brad will rejoice.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 20, 2016, 10:21:54 AM
She can only marry Shizzo now.

Every other man would be a huge step down after Brad.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on September 20, 2016, 10:23:48 AM
Brad pitt is a well known slayer in hollywood he smashes bitches left and right I guess angelina just got tired of it that weed booze thing is just a front because she is embarrassed.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 20, 2016, 10:30:10 AM
Brad pitt is a well known slayer in hollywood he smashes bitches left and right I guess angelina just got tired of it that weed booze thing is just a front because she is embarrassed.

No doubt, take it from me, when you have the hottest bitches in the world serving their pussy to you on a silver platter, no matter how strong your willpower is you'd have to give in sooner than later.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Rusty Trombone on September 20, 2016, 10:38:11 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jkeH9X9Ccoo/ULigmTg6-RI/AAAAAAAAkbk/ZesuJbSovPw/s1600/brad-pitt-vogue.jpg)

L' Homo magazine?

  :-X  :-X  :-X
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Rambone on September 20, 2016, 11:11:27 AM
Brad Pitt single again!? Get in line Getbiggers!
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: WalterWhite on September 20, 2016, 11:21:56 AM
So they can split about 400M. Although Brad should be higher with the prenup.

What a tragedy.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Kwon on September 20, 2016, 11:32:02 AM
So they can split about 400M.

What a tragedy.

Still, would you want someone who hasn't earned it take half your 400mill?

I'd be happy to donate 200mill to wes, kim jong bob, swede, shizzo, true adonis, soulcrusher et al just for being entertaining on the forums. Even Darren Avey.

But what has Angelina Jolie done for me?
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: WalterWhite on September 20, 2016, 11:33:45 AM
Still, would you want someone who hasn't earned it take half your 400mill?

I'd be happy to donate 200mill to wes, kim jong bob, swede, shizzo, true adonis, soulcrusher et al just for being entertaining on the forums. Even Darren Avey.

But what has Angelina Jolie done for me?

She's worth close to 200M and he is around 230M.  He won't be losing much.

If my ex even contributed a dime to our estate I would have been happy.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: mass243 on September 20, 2016, 11:38:34 AM
I doubt Angeline can be considered as gold digger who now steals Brads money  ;D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Kwon on September 20, 2016, 11:48:23 AM
I doubt Angeline can be considered as gold digger who now steals Brads money  ;D


 :D ;D



Money is the LEAST of their concerns...
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 20, 2016, 11:48:40 AM
Angelina looks mentally unstable, so good for Brad.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Nails on September 20, 2016, 11:50:37 AM
He probably hit redial his phone and was pounding pussy 5min after she told him its over
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: WalterWhite on September 20, 2016, 11:51:57 AM
Angelina looks mentally unstable, so good for Brad.

I never got what he saw in her.  Now he can go on a rampage. :D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Fortress on September 20, 2016, 12:13:09 PM
As if this was ever going to "go the distance". Haha.

She's horrific. Blew Billy Bob in a limo on the way to the Oscars. Drug fiend. Makes out with her brother. Skeletal mess. Adopts 10 sand kids a year.

Run, Brad! Happy for you, my man.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 20, 2016, 12:43:50 PM
I never got what he saw in her.  Now he can go on a rampage. :D

Full lips and a good rack would be my answer. Too bad she appeared to be a borderline psycho, who started to collect children.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/25/f3/52/25f3526c77799fbeb95f87402d121fad.jpg)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Henda on September 20, 2016, 12:45:58 PM
Should have kicked her out the minute she suggested adopting a little negro
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Simple Simon on September 20, 2016, 12:46:22 PM
Should have kicked her out the minute she suggested adopting a little negro
Brad wanted kids, thats why he left Aniston...
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Henda on September 20, 2016, 12:48:31 PM
Brad wanted kids, thats why he left Aniston...

Not sure of the details or If any of the kids are his/theirs, but why choose the shame of a little niglet that's not even yours
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Simple Simon on September 20, 2016, 01:28:43 PM
Not sure of the details or If any of the kids are his/theirs, but why choose the shame of a little niglet that's not even yours

they have a family like a fucking Benetton advert.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Hack Benchers on September 20, 2016, 01:31:18 PM
Brad wanted kids, thats why he left Aniston...
Omg outed  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Simple Simon on September 20, 2016, 01:34:22 PM
Omg outed  ;D ;D
I have my finger on the pulse...
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: doison on September 20, 2016, 01:38:22 PM
If a couple of wide eyed kids like them can't make it, what chance do the rest of us have?
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: calfzilla on September 20, 2016, 01:39:32 PM
He's paid his debt to the illuminati and is now free to go on with his life.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: SuperTed on September 20, 2016, 01:43:57 PM
Jolie spends half her time travelling the world campaigning on "humanitarian" issues and taking pics with refugees.

Pitt is just your typical Hollywood lib-douche.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Hack Benchers on September 20, 2016, 01:45:19 PM
I have my finger on the pulse...
Daily Mirror of peas
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: ratherbebig on September 20, 2016, 02:01:05 PM
200  million dollar hollywood stars

its like they cant get any higher! year after the year the sum remains the same

Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: The_Punisher on September 20, 2016, 02:03:21 PM
May the term Brangilina be stricken from all public monuments and obelisks. May the name be not spoken as ordered by his royal highness . So it is written , so it shall be done.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Rudee on September 20, 2016, 02:04:25 PM
She had a double mastectomy.   Brad has no funbags to play with anymore.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Kwon on September 20, 2016, 04:49:23 PM
She had a double mastectomy.   Brad has no funbags to play with anymore.

One may assume he has been playing with funbags on the side, thus the breakup.

(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2016/09/20/16/gettyimages-488812227.jpg)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 20, 2016, 04:57:49 PM
One may assume he has been playing with George Michael in a public toilet, thus the breakup.

(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2016/09/20/16/gettyimages-488812227.jpg)

Faxed
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Kwon on September 20, 2016, 05:00:19 PM
Faxed

You really think BP is gay, DP?
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: BananaHammock on September 20, 2016, 05:01:13 PM
She had a double mastectomy.   Brad has no funbags to play with anymore.
No boobs=no use to use. Even a tranny has breasts.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 20, 2016, 05:08:15 PM
You really think BP is gay, DP?

I think he's a confused bisexual.












Oh wait, ALL bisexuals are confused by default :D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: blinky on September 20, 2016, 05:15:40 PM
who
fuken
cares
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Hulkotron on September 20, 2016, 05:17:06 PM
Does he wear a hairpiece?
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 20, 2016, 05:22:00 PM
who
fuken
cares

You would feel different when Adele kicked her man out of her house
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: f450 on September 20, 2016, 05:29:59 PM
a couple of lawyers are about to enter the luxury yacht market  ;D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: blinky on September 20, 2016, 05:35:19 PM
You would feel different when Adele kicked her man out of her house


 ;D


10 days
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Dokey111 on September 20, 2016, 05:36:41 PM
you guys are gay
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: BananaHammock on September 20, 2016, 05:49:13 PM
you guys are gay

(http://i1368.photobucket.com/albums/ag169/Jewsonstern/Mobile%20Uploads/7674C9E5-46EC-4D54-9A07-F136D63D5B3D_zpsyv92vbqu.jpg)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: NelsonMuntz on September 20, 2016, 07:13:29 PM
can see brad just like his father in laws character on Ray Donovan

Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: njflex on September 20, 2016, 07:54:36 PM
Does he wear a hairpiece?
na,,legit great hair any style any lenght,,see example david beckham..
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: baldmanandsexy on September 20, 2016, 08:06:32 PM
ugly bitch...Brad seems like a cool dude. has time to make more rug rats.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 20, 2016, 10:21:40 PM
The woman lost her looks and Brad probably wanted out but he cut a deal with her. He's always had the "bad boy" image so it's easier for him to take the backlash "if any" from the media on her leaving him. But there's zero chance if it was an actual real marriage she was leaving him. I don't think he gives a rats ass about the adopted brews Angelina had to have to push the cross breeding agenda for the Elite. That dude could be with any chick he wants. And she'll have to get with some younger Hollywood fruitcake and have a pretend marriage to keep her House of Cards from crumbling down...Read she's a major bitch on all her movies. That nobody really wants to work with her. That Brad always has to go around an apologies for her behavior. Read Brad Pitt is the coolest mofo on any set. There is zero doubt in my mind that she's the problem.

(https://sherryndaniel.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/angelina-jolie.jpg)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Marty Champions on September 20, 2016, 10:56:09 PM
tthat little black mandingo kid ruined there marriage
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: 240 is Back on September 20, 2016, 11:24:48 PM
brad probably had a 3-way with two girls he just met while we read this thread. 
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 21, 2016, 01:00:20 AM
He is a moron who got lucky in the looks dept.  And a dope head.

She is a psycho who collects rapists black babies.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: ratherbebig on September 21, 2016, 01:02:51 AM
its not uncommon that people get a divorce, in hollywood they lasted longer than most couples. there is no need to rude here! we should wish them both well and hope that the children will be ok!
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 21, 2016, 01:11:45 AM
its not uncommon that people get a divorce, in hollywood they lasted longer than most couples. there is no need to rude here! we should wish them both well and hope that the children will be ok!

Let me say, as much as I think A Jolie is an idiot who travels the world spreading leftist harm and aspires to do even more harm, that I truly hope she is not raped or murdered by her rapist black children.

How's that for well wishes? :D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Mitch on September 21, 2016, 01:12:29 AM
Of course is not true . That bitch of Angelina is just angry at him because he has been slaying young new pussy instead of her old saggy loose vagina !!! ;)
Agree. I bet on a random Spanish maid in the mix  :D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Simple Simon on September 21, 2016, 06:16:48 AM
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-30942-Jennifer-Aniston-OH-REALLY-gif-nmbd.gif)
(http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/s--nidlOujK--/t_slideshow/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_75/v1474390544/jennifer-aniston-curly-hair-smirk-gif.gif)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: King Shizzo on September 21, 2016, 06:27:43 AM
Wiggs obsessing over white women, in this thread.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: njflex on September 21, 2016, 06:33:26 AM
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-30942-Jennifer-Aniston-OH-REALLY-gif-nmbd.gif)
(http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/s--nidlOujK--/t_slideshow/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_75/v1474390544/jennifer-aniston-curly-hair-smirk-gif.gif)
for me aniston all the way....
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Kwon on September 21, 2016, 06:43:19 AM
tthat little black mandingo kid ruined there marriage

LittleJ?
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: SquidVicious on September 21, 2016, 06:47:48 AM
She hired a private detective and caught him cheating with his co-star in a new movie they are filming. Or she could've just recognized like Bon Jovi's wife that a hot megastar is going to shag every hot bird he can and not worry too much.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: njflex on September 21, 2016, 06:52:21 AM
She hired a private detective and caught him cheating with his co-star in a new movie they are filming. Or she could've just recognized like Bon Jovi's wife that a hot megastar is going to shag every hot bird he can and not worry too much.
sounds like what he did to aniston with her,,,,,haha,,
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Azzaro on September 21, 2016, 07:17:33 AM
Brad Pitt single again!? Get in line Getbiggers!

Haha so true, especially right after the Brad Pitt legends of the fall thread some days ago
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Kwon on September 21, 2016, 07:23:36 AM
Haha so true, especially right after the Brad Pitt legends of the fall thread some days ago

Weird timing don't you think???  :D ;D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Simple Simon on September 21, 2016, 07:39:38 AM
Haha so true, especially right after the Brad Pitt legends of the fall thread some days ago
Getbig is ahead of the game...
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Board_SHERIF on September 21, 2016, 07:48:56 AM
both wortless  people...nowt care
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Pray_4_War on September 21, 2016, 07:54:47 AM
I find it interesting that these Hollywood liberals paint themselves to be saints but all have anger problems.  Sean Penn, Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt.  Drugged up hypocrites.

They paint Donald Trump as an egotistical, angry, racist.  Pot, meet kettle.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Rami on September 21, 2016, 08:42:49 AM


Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 21, 2016, 10:42:43 AM
If I were married to Brad I'd file for divorce too. To Jolie, on the other hand......
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 21, 2016, 11:19:29 AM
its not uncommon that people get a divorce, in hollywood they lasted longer than most couples. there is no need to rude here! we should wish them both well and hope that the children will be ok!

Didn't they get married in 2014? I know they've been together for awhile but I believe only married a couple years.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 21, 2016, 11:23:06 AM
I find it interesting that these Hollywood liberals paint themselves to be saints but all have anger problems.  Sean Penn, Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt.  Drugged up hypocrites.

They paint Donald Trump as an egotistical, angry, racist.  Pot, meet kettle.

It's Jolie with the anger problem. She tries to take over every movie she does. Telling writers they have to add in things etc. Yelling out "CUT" during filming. Nobody really wants to touch her. Pitt is taking the fall her. He's letting her say he's angry etc. The guy probably really just wants the fuck out and is willing to say and do anything to make her look better. Her days in Hollywood are numbered unless she excepts the witch type roles. Pitt will act for as long as he wants...
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2016, 12:43:01 PM
Brad Pitt's movie career has been shit lately.  He comes up with this angry booze drinking, pot smoking image to try to reinvent his career as the older bad guy like Liam Neeson has done.  Tom Cruise is also trying to do the same shit.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Grape Ape on September 21, 2016, 12:45:06 PM
Brad Pitt's movie career has been shit lately.  He comes up with this angry booze drinking, pot smoking image to try to reinvent his career as the older bad guy like Liam Neeson has done.  Tom Cruise is also trying to do the same shit.

Last couple MI movies were good.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Pray_4_War on September 21, 2016, 01:59:14 PM
It's Jolie with the anger problem. She tries to take over every movie she does. Telling writers they have to add in things etc. Yelling out "CUT" during filming. Nobody really wants to touch her. Pitt is taking the fall her. He's letting her say he's angry etc. The guy probably really just wants the fuck out and is willing to say and do anything to make her look better. Her days in Hollywood are numbered unless she excepts the witch type roles. Pitt will act for as long as he wants...

Her being a pain in the ass on a movie set doesn't mean he doesn't have an anger problem.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Hack Benchers on September 21, 2016, 02:02:29 PM
Is this Rtl boulevard shit stil up? FFS!
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2016, 02:03:04 PM
Her being a pain in the ass on a movie set doesn't mean he doesn't have an anger problem.

Maybe her being a kunt makes him angry. I'm usually a nice guy but a total bitch or asshole can make me mean real fast.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 21, 2016, 06:10:05 PM



I have no idea what I just watched, but I now have 12 less minutes of life because of it. Two self important losers on YouTube arguing over Botox and thinking they're someone special because 100,000 people watched their stupi shit. And how lame was it of that dude breaking down? I swear I thought it was going to end with him picking up a pistol and capping himself. Croatch on!
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: SaintAnger on September 21, 2016, 07:03:16 PM
I can't believe you slack jaws actually follow this shit.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 21, 2016, 07:10:21 PM
Hey Fat Ron, can these limpdick phaggots have a TMZ Board for this shit?
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: baldmanandsexy on September 21, 2016, 08:02:23 PM
Hey Fat Ron, can these limpdick phaggots have a TMZ Board for this shit?
fuck off spick
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: trapz101 on September 21, 2016, 09:20:37 PM
Brad Pitt's movie career has been shit lately.  He comes up with this angry booze drinking, pot smoking image to try to reinvent his career as the older bad guy like Liam Neeson has done.  Tom Cruise is also trying to do the same shit.


No,tom has been always doing fine in his career (no homo)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Tapeworm on September 21, 2016, 10:16:57 PM
Would love to be Tommy's dental services consultant.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Pray_4_War on September 22, 2016, 08:50:53 AM
Maybe her being a kunt makes him angry. I'm usually a nice guy but a total bitch or asshole can make me mean real fast.

Allegations are being made that he was abusing one or more of their children on a plane.  Her fault?

Maybe it's all bullshit but the more info that comes out it's starting to paint a picture.  Time will tell.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Wiggs on September 22, 2016, 09:04:02 AM
I can't believe you slack jaws actually follow this shit.

You don't have to follow it when it's a major headline thrown in your face.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: latiuss on September 22, 2016, 09:41:09 AM
I feel bad for brad, getting investigated for child abuse, being forced into a fucking multi coloured family fuck that poor sod no wonder he blazed up
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: 240 is Back on September 22, 2016, 09:42:40 AM
i know, right?  Worth 200 million, pimp as shit, can bang any woman he wants... and he's drinking whisky and getting blunted and screaming because his life is that shitty.  I guess money really isn't everything.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: WalterWhite on September 22, 2016, 10:20:41 AM
I feel bad for brad, getting investigated for child abuse, being forced into a fucking multi coloured family fuck that poor sod no wonder he blazed up

Too much yelling causing the kids to have ptsd. ::)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 22, 2016, 10:52:15 AM
if i were brad i would have bent jolie over after she got mouthy and fucked her up the ass and then piss in her mouth and be like  lets see how  good your next movie does now you

no good whore.  im the bread earner in this house im Brad Pitt!  
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Grape Ape on September 22, 2016, 11:03:59 AM
if i were brad i would have bent jolie over after she got mouthy and fucked her up the ass and then piss in her mouth and be like  lets see how  good your next movie does now you

no good whore.  im the bread earner in this house im Brad Pitt!  

I think I read somewhere he did that.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: WalterWhite on September 22, 2016, 11:07:25 AM
if i were brad i would have bent jolie over after she got mouthy and fucked her up the ass and then piss in her mouth and be like  lets see how  good your next movie does now you

no good whore.  im the bread earner in this house im Brad Pitt!  
And she said she had a 180M and bent him over and used her black dildo.

He then sparked one up and did some shots.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: loco on September 22, 2016, 11:29:11 AM
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 22, 2016, 11:44:32 AM
Allegations are being made that he was abusing one or more of their children on a plane.  Her fault?

Maybe it's all bullshit but the more info that comes out it's starting to paint a picture.  Time will tell.

Private plane abuse is serious shit that only the super rich and getbiggers can truly understand and relate to.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 22, 2016, 11:48:45 AM
if i were brad i would have bent jolie over after she got mouthy and fucked her up the ass and then piss in her mouth and be like  lets see how  good your next movie does now you

no good whore.  im the bread earner in this house im Brad Pitt!  

I think I read somewhere he did that.

Mein Gott. I laughed my ass off at this.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 22, 2016, 12:02:05 PM
And she said she had a 180M and bent him over and used her black dildo.

He then sparked one up and did some shots.


wow mr white,   that is what you call one happy couple !

they are both willing to give and  take to keep the family happy
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 22, 2016, 12:03:34 PM
Private plane abuse is serious shit that only the super rich and getbiggers can truly understand and relate to.

el diablo you have a point there when i am on my private jet, and them lil fuckers start crying it gets on my nerves to. i have to stop posting on get big , and tell the the nanny to shut them lil priviliged bastards up.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Pray_4_War on September 22, 2016, 12:28:02 PM
Private plane abuse is serious shit that only the super rich and getbiggers can truly understand and relate to.

Fuckin' A right.

 :D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 22, 2016, 12:32:24 PM
just a hunch I have... I think Brad Pitt will do just fine in the single life. 

he may even register on getbig and learn some things about lifting, women, and money mgmt.

 ;D
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: 10pints on September 22, 2016, 12:34:45 PM
(https://houseofgeekery.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/true-romance-1993-02-g.jpg)

Brad, right now...
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Rambone on September 22, 2016, 01:02:40 PM
(https://themotionpictures.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lotf2.jpg)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 22, 2016, 01:12:25 PM
(https://themotionpictures.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lotf2.jpg)

Still nutz...
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: OB1 on September 22, 2016, 01:14:23 PM
Still nutz...

(http://nuts.com/images/auto/801x534/assets/0efa260340dac6fe.jpg)

... the pic.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 22, 2016, 01:31:02 PM
heres brad after he gave angeline some getbig anal  and watch kevin levrone make his comback at the 2016 mr olympia

Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Go 4 It on September 22, 2016, 03:50:01 PM
Never knew Pitt was a vegan, apparently he gets pissed when Jolie eats steaks and feeds their children meat and takes them to McDonalds.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Moontrane on September 22, 2016, 04:11:29 PM
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/R5IabwBau1QwR2NLuQQbKL_vV8SBjJlNBa6_h_FJrtoj03zf4I36xNrDnF5WwjlKkW5RddvDVms=w1280-h1024-rw-no) (http://www.easycelebritys.com/m/marion_cotillard_02/pics/marion_cotillard_01.jpg) (http://www.wow247.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/brad-pitt-gets-hit-by-two-cars-o.gif)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 22, 2016, 04:27:59 PM
Never knew Pitt was a vegan, apparently he gets pissed when Jolie eats steaks and feeds their children meat and takes them to McDonalds.

mr go 4 it ,  that is how the handsome brad pitt stays so lean and beautiful, he just wants his kids to be beautiful and lean just like he is .

i wish i had a day like that growing up !
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Go 4 It on September 22, 2016, 05:27:12 PM
mr go 4 it ,  that is how the handsome brad pitt stays so lean and beautiful, he just wants his kids to be beautiful and lean just like he is .

i wish i had a day like that growing up !
Makes sense, must be quit the conundrum having family dinners in their house although I'm sure they have a professional chef, one vegan chef for Brad and another for the rest of the family. Also having lean kids is essential in Hollywood, paparazzi can be brutal, so hopefully Brad gets custody of the kids, so he can pass on his vegan knowledge and make his kids lean studs!
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: baldmanandsexy on September 22, 2016, 08:02:19 PM
Makes sense, must be quit the conundrum having family dinners in their house although I'm sure they have a professional chef, one vegan chef for Brad and another for the rest of the family. Also having lean kids is essential in Hollywood, paparazzi can be brutal, so hopefully Brad gets custody of the kids, so he can pass on his vegan knowledge and make his kids lean studs!
sounds like you want some of Bradīs meat bro  ???
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Fortress on September 22, 2016, 08:22:04 PM
Who can blame a fella for breaking when his titless-skeletal wife insists on collecting sand kids?

Brad needs to reflect on his mistake and never again marry.

Bang broads, make zombie flicks and hang with his boys. It's all he needs.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Desolate on September 22, 2016, 11:08:57 PM
Pitt's a vegan?

And yet he smokes weed all day and drinks a shitload of alcohol.

That makes a lot of sense. ::)

Typical Hollywood douche.

He is said to have a temper. Definitely pissed that he hasn't won an Oscar especially after DiCaprio just won one.

Aniston used to say that he smoked a lot of weed too. Must be some truth to it.

Her phony friends like Chelsea Handler will speak about the divorce for her. Surrogates. But Aniston won't say shit because she knows she'll be divorced again in two years.

Look at her douchebag husband. :P

(http://i68.tinypic.com/kdjyud.jpg)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 23, 2016, 12:43:06 AM
Definitely pissed that he hasn't won an Oscar especially after DiCaprio just won one.

LOL why the hell Should Brad Shitt win an Oscar.  He is an "average" actor on his best day.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: balzac on September 23, 2016, 01:44:38 AM
(http://www.easycelebritys.com/m/marion_cotillard_02/pics/marion_cotillard_01.jpg)

marion cotillard

 :P

(http://www.dinnerpartydownload.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/eliott-bliss.jpg)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: ratherbebig on September 23, 2016, 01:46:36 AM
Pitt's a vegan?

And yet he smokes weed all day and drinks a shitload of alcohol.


sounds like marty champions
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: ratherbebig on September 23, 2016, 01:47:45 AM
marion cottilard
(http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/ht_marion_cotillard_ll_wblog.jpg)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Hypo on September 23, 2016, 04:23:27 AM
marion cottilard
(http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/ht_marion_cotillard_ll_wblog.jpg)

Sometimes hot...sometimes not.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Mr Anabolic on September 23, 2016, 04:33:05 AM
marion cottilard
(http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/ht_marion_cotillard_ll_wblog.jpg)

ALL women look like this without make up.  Smarten up.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 23, 2016, 04:45:29 AM
Makes sense, must be quit the conundrum having family dinners in their house although I'm sure they have a professional chef, one vegan chef for Brad and another for the rest of the family. Also having lean kids is essential in Hollywood, paparazzi can be brutal, so hopefully Brad gets custody of the kids, so he can pass on his vegan knowledge and make his kids lean studs!

right on mr go 4 it , here is another true brad pitt story

when mike tyson found out that his ex wife was dating brad pitt he stated  " even though i was the undisputed hw champion of the world and a ferocious fighting machine, i knew there was no way i could defeat the beutiful brad pitt, he just gave me that look and i was instantly defeated i went back into my mansion, and fucked a couple of crack whores, i picked up earlier that day "
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 23, 2016, 05:08:52 AM
ALL women look like this without make up.  Smarten up.

Most women use makeup for obvious reasons, esp the fatties
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 23, 2016, 07:43:31 AM
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/R5IabwBau1QwR2NLuQQbKL_vV8SBjJlNBa6_h_FJrtoj03zf4I36xNrDnF5WwjlKkW5RddvDVms=w1280-h1024-rw-no) (http://www.easycelebritys.com/m/marion_cotillard_02/pics/marion_cotillard_01.jpg) (http://www.wow247.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/brad-pitt-gets-hit-by-two-cars-o.gif)

This isn't the chick from Meet Joe Black....that was Claire Forlani
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Simple Simon on September 23, 2016, 07:45:18 AM
This isn't the chick from Meet Joe Black....that was Claire Forlani
correct
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Grape Ape on September 23, 2016, 08:20:09 AM
LOL why the hell Should Brad Shitt win an Oscar.  He is an "average" actor on his best day.

Pitt's a very good actor.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: mazrim on September 23, 2016, 08:42:08 AM
Pitt's a very good actor.
Yep.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Hack Benchers on September 23, 2016, 08:48:46 AM
I am crying all day about this breakup and I want to post on getbig to distract myself from this tragedy.
So mods delete this thread allready!!
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Rambone on September 23, 2016, 09:03:54 AM
(http://static4.worldofwonder.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/brad+pitt+thelma+and+louise-1.gif)

(http://www.newnownext.com/wp-content/uploads/backlot/2014/12/e873b040-5821-4b7b-a50a-82295123b56d_Thelma.gif)

(http://66.media.tumblr.com/8f41244e8e3bae5f02b0198ab05f9898/tumblr_nh1u0kOwcv1sa4xl1o10_250.gif)

Im going to leave these here just to gay up this thread a little more

^Bodybuilding related since Pitt is leaner than Heath
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 23, 2016, 09:23:12 AM
Pitt's a very good actor.

Yep.

gays
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 23, 2016, 09:41:49 AM
(http://static4.worldofwonder.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/brad+pitt+thelma+and+louise-1.gif)

(http://www.newnownext.com/wp-content/uploads/backlot/2014/12/e873b040-5821-4b7b-a50a-82295123b56d_Thelma.gif)

(http://66.media.tumblr.com/8f41244e8e3bae5f02b0198ab05f9898/tumblr_nh1u0kOwcv1sa4xl1o10_250.gif)

Im going to leave these here just to gay up this thread a little more

^Bodybuilding related since Pitt is leaner than Heath


mr rambone heres a  scenario, for you , just to show how the eternal and universal beauty of brad pitt can destroy a man ,

say its a friday  afternoon and you have  been working hard all week,   not having much fun at your shitty job you hate, but pays you very well, and your like yeah i know what im going to do, after i get off work today im going to surprise my younger side piece girlfriend who i pay her apartment for , im going to show up pull her lil panties down and fuck her right up the ass,  then ill take pics and post them for my bros on get big !   you start to think about this more and more and by lunch time your ready to explode, in fact your boss stops in after lunch to tell you  what a good job your doing ! but you could care less about what this asshole is saying to you , all your thinking about is going to your side piece younger girlfriends apartment and treating her like the no good whore she is  !  and better yet you know your wife is at home cooking dinner,   and cleaning that house up your kids spent the week destoying  and picking up the dog shit, that you always step in on accident.

by now your in a great mood.

you get off work do a couple lines of coke,  and are in a super great getbig mood, ready to have a good time  to cap off your long and shitty week.  your like im going to surprise this whore to,  i always like to surprise her and make her earn he keep , and do nasty shit i read about in penthouse letters when i was a kid !

you speed out of the parking lot almost getting a ticket your so excited,    you arrive at her apartment, you have keys, so you let yourself in , the apartment has two floors,  

when you open the door  and something doesnt seem right, you smell sex and anal lube in the air ,  curious and intrigued you tip toe up the stairs,  and there the door is wide open  and this is what you see .

your young girlfriend  passed out naked with the handsome brad pitt and her sister !  your pissed beyond relief  thinking this cheating whore  and with her sister ! i always wanted to fuck her sister to ,   but then realizing you stand no chance at all against the specimen of a man known as brad pitt , you leave quietly , driving home crying your eyes out  , thus ruining your entire week.     but you cant stop thinking about how brad takes and gets what he wants from any whore he wants !

Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Fortress on September 23, 2016, 11:30:57 AM
marion cottilard
(http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/ht_marion_cotillard_ll_wblog.jpg)

Makeup or not, she's beautiful. I've had a thing for her since the Batman movie.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on September 23, 2016, 11:32:16 AM
I just watch this brad pitt movie very good.

Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Grape Ape on September 23, 2016, 11:39:36 AM
gays

Says the guy with the gayest screen name since pumpster.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 23, 2016, 11:42:02 AM
Anyone who brings a bakers dozen niglets on a plane is probably looked as as a bad parent some point during the flight. Spider monkey's would be better behaved...

rumor has it those lil fuckers were smoking up all of brads weed to and he was pissed cause he couldnt get high when he wanted to
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: baldmanandsexy on September 23, 2016, 12:18:59 PM
Most women use makeup for obvious reasons, esp the fatties
well you must know, you date them.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Kwon on September 23, 2016, 12:27:19 PM
well you must know, you date them.

Better dating women than men.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Moontrane on September 23, 2016, 03:30:39 PM
This isn't the chick from Meet Joe Black....that was Claire Forlani

Death (Pitt) enjoys peanut butter, then is distracted by Marion, then is hit by cars.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2011/05/Chloe_Moretz.gif)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Rambone on September 23, 2016, 03:58:50 PM

mr rambone heres a  scenario, for you , just to show how the eternal and universal beauty of brad pitt can destroy a man ,

say its a friday  afternoon and you have  been working hard all week,   not having much fun at your shitty job you hate, but pays you very well, and your like yeah i know what im going to do, after i get off work today im going to surprise my younger side piece girlfriend who i pay her apartment for , im going to show up pull her lil panties down and fuck her right up the ass,  then ill take pics and post them for my bros on get big !   you start to think about this more and more and by lunch time your ready to explode, in fact your boss stops in after lunch to tell you  what a good job your doing ! but you could care less about what this asshole is saying to you , all your thinking about is going to your side piece younger girlfriends apartment and treating her like the no good whore she is  !  and better yet you know your wife is at home cooking dinner,   and cleaning that house up your kids spent the week destoying  and picking up the dog shit, that you always step in on accident.

by now your in a great mood.

you get off work do a couple lines of coke,  and are in a super great getbig mood, ready to have a good time  to cap off your long and shitty week.  your like im going to surprise this whore to,  i always like to surprise her and make her earn he keep , and do nasty shit i read about in penthouse letters when i was a kid !

you speed out of the parking lot almost getting a ticket your so excited,    you arrive at her apartment, you have keys, so you let yourself in , the apartment has two floors,  

when you open the door  and something doesnt seem right, you smell sex and anal lube in the air ,  curious and intrigued you tip toe up the stairs,  and there the door is wide open  and this is what you see .

your young girlfriend  passed out naked with the handsome brad pitt and her sister !  your pissed beyond relief  thinking this cheating whore  and with her sister ! i always wanted to fuck her sister to ,   but then realizing you stand no chance at all against the specimen of a man known as brad pitt , you leave quietly , driving home crying your eyes out  , thus ruining your entire week.     but you cant stop thinking about how brad takes and gets what he wants from any whore he wants !



There's no doubt in my mind that I would instantly forfeit all previously owned pussy to the far superior genetic specimen that is William Bradley Pitt. Once my side piece catches the scent of a greater stag in her nostrils and I start noticing her watching beautiful Legends of the Fall Brad or lean Fight Club Brad on TV, I'm cutting off that kunt's rent payments and turning the water and the heat off.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 23, 2016, 04:55:34 PM
'They're just overjoyed the wicked witch lost her husband'


                          ---Samuel L Jackson(talking about Jolie)
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Tapeworm on September 23, 2016, 05:25:34 PM
Lets place them in sensory deprivation tanks and see which one cracks first.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 23, 2016, 07:15:40 PM
There's no doubt in my mind that I would instantly forfeit all previously owned pussy to the far superior genetic specimen that is William Bradley Pitt. Once my side piece catches the scent of a greater stag in her nostrils and I start noticing her watching beautiful Legends of the Fall Brad or lean Fight Club Brad on TV, I'm cutting off that kunt's rent payments and turning the water and the heat off.

mr rambone i like the way you think i would also suggest you post pics of all the shit you made her do on the net also post the porns you made on all the porn sites and send copies to her friends and family

she will regret the day she fucked rambone over !

Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 23, 2016, 10:01:08 PM
The Jennifer Anniston memes have been excellent
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: hardgainerj on September 23, 2016, 10:07:20 PM
marion cotillard

 :P

(http://www.dinnerpartydownload.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/eliott-bliss.jpg)
classy whore
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 23, 2016, 10:11:48 PM
Death (Pitt) enjoys peanut butter, then is distracted by Marion, then is hit by cars.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2011/05/Chloe_Moretz.gif)

I just had a Brad Pitt "Burn After Reading" moment!
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 23, 2016, 11:27:14 PM
Says the guy with the gayest screen name since pumpster.

no srs you are a screaming in the closet f@g
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 25, 2016, 06:36:11 PM
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 25, 2016, 07:11:44 PM


Pretty strange stuff. Could she say "like" anymore than she did?


I'll see your crazy and raise you this. It was actually a bit spooky.




All of the talk about the powers that be. Michael Jackson and Dave Chappell seemed frightened.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Wiggs on September 25, 2016, 11:56:11 PM
Pretty strange stuff. Could she say "like" anymore than she did?


I'll see your crazy and raise you this. It was actually a bit spooky.




All of the talk about the powers that be. Michael Jackson and Dave Chappell seemed frightened.

Did you guys think I was fucking around about this shit?  It's very real. If there is evil, then there is good. You need to pick a side because there's no fence riding.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 26, 2016, 04:52:11 PM
Did you guys think I was fucking around about this shit?  It's very real. If there is evil, then there is good. You need to pick a side because there's no fence riding.

So why would one choose to worship lucifer over God? What's the temptation? I suppose it's similar to my infatuation with the mighty Reich.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 26, 2016, 06:23:03 PM
Doesn't the devil have the hottest pussy?  Yes, yes he does.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Hulkotron on September 28, 2016, 07:53:27 PM
Many things to be considered here.
Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Fortress on September 28, 2016, 08:25:32 PM
So why would one choose to worship lucifer over God? What's the temptation? I suppose it's similar to my infatuation with the mighty Reich.

Because "god" is the truly evil one. Lucifer stands for strength, freewill and sophistication. Personal responsibility.

God commands submission/obedience and enjoys his "children" suffering.



Of course, it's all symbolism as there isn't actually a god.

Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 28, 2016, 08:26:15 PM
Did you guys think I was fucking around about this shit?  It's very real. If there is evil, then there is good. You need to pick a side because there's no fence riding.



Title: Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
Post by: Taffin on September 29, 2016, 05:22:07 PM
May the term Brangilina be stricken from all public monuments and obelisks. May the name be not spoken as ordered by his royal highness . So it is written , so it shall be done.

Nicely done that man 8)

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