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Title: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Army of One on October 30, 2016, 09:22:44 AM
What do? (NSFW don't open at work or at home if people around)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/19a24d70371ae1582e87ff2529f8a01b/tumblr_o02jborRXO1v2kimco1_500.jpg
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Da Freak on October 30, 2016, 09:25:52 AM
I would write back "you win" and throw all her shit out of my house and order 3 large dominos pizzas to stuff myself to sleep.

 :(
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Army of One on October 30, 2016, 09:28:03 AM
I would write back "you win" and throw all her shit out of my house and order 3 large dominos pizzas to stuff myself to sleep.

 :(

Sounds like a plan, would you tell them to remove the sausage?
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: ratherbebig on October 30, 2016, 09:33:42 AM
you forgot how to include jpgs in the post?
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Nether Animal on October 30, 2016, 09:35:48 AM
What is this, the misc?
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Da Freak on October 30, 2016, 10:54:53 AM
Sounds like a plan, would you tell them to remove the sausage?

thanks for having my back. yes.

and no salami.

 ;D
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Howard on October 30, 2016, 10:59:29 AM
What do? (NSFW don't open at work or at home if people around)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/19a24d70371ae1582e87ff2529f8a01b/tumblr_o02jborRXO1v2kimco1_500.jpg

In true get big fashion, I'd edit her out of the pic and jerk off looking at his massive trouser snake  ;D
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Simple Simon on October 30, 2016, 11:02:57 AM
99.9 % of getbiggers would text back "you have the wrong number, I dont have a girlfriend"
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 30, 2016, 11:11:28 AM
99.9 % of getbiggers would text back "you have the wrong number, I dont have a girlfriend"

 ;D
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: visualizeperfection on October 30, 2016, 11:15:06 AM
big dick, all the way big dick.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Kwon on October 30, 2016, 11:23:46 AM
Ray Cutler / Mason Cutler on the left?
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Yamcha on October 30, 2016, 11:26:24 AM
I'd wipe away the built up saliva
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Salmon12 on October 30, 2016, 11:28:55 AM
What do? (NSFW don't open at work or at home if people around)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/19a24d70371ae1582e87ff2529f8a01b/tumblr_o02jborRXO1v2kimco1_500.jpg
Congratulate him for his latest victory, thank him for taking her off my hands, and ask him how my cum tastes.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Simple Simon on October 30, 2016, 11:36:20 AM
Congratulate him for his latest victory, thank him for taking her off my hands, and ask him how my cum tastes.

Yep, say, "just remember, when you are kissing her my cocks been in her mouth"
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Army of One on October 30, 2016, 11:37:40 AM
Yep, say, "just remember, when you are kissing her my cocks been in her mouth"

What if he is bisexual or a getbigger?
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: nerdoldnerdith on October 30, 2016, 11:41:27 AM
That's obviously a prosthetic. Dicks don't attach that high up on the pubic area, and there's a clearly visible ridge around the base of the dick and balls.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Army of One on October 30, 2016, 11:42:40 AM
That's obviously a prosthetic. Dicks don't attach that high up on the pubic area, and there's a clearly visible ridge around the base of the dick and balls.

Don't ruin the fantasy
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Yamcha on October 30, 2016, 11:42:52 AM
That's obviously a prosthetic. Dicks don't attach that high up on the pubic area, and there's a clearly visible ridge around the base of the dick and balls.

DAMN!!!! EAGLE EYES HERE KNOWS HIS COCKS!!!!
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Army of One on October 30, 2016, 11:48:52 AM
DAMN!!!! EAGLE EYES HERE KNOWS HIS COCKS!!!!

Hahaha yes, im suspecting "nerdoldnerdith" has cupped more balls than david copperfield, gayer than a cock flavored lollipop
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: balzac on October 30, 2016, 11:52:45 AM
drop her...

but dont worry, she will call you in 7 years - broke, no job and 2 kids  :D
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: nerdoldnerdith on October 30, 2016, 12:16:56 PM
Hahaha yes, im suspecting "nerdoldnerdith" has cupped more balls than david copperfield, gayer than a cock flavored lollipop

I guess I'm the only one in this thread who has a dick and knows what it looks like.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on October 30, 2016, 12:32:58 PM
No man should be upset if they catch a man with a big dick having sex with their girl, it just means you cant satisfy her and the dude is help you out by making your girl feel good, you should go over when he is done and shake his hand.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: balzac on October 30, 2016, 12:47:03 PM
No man should be upset if they catch a man with a big dick having sex with their girl, it just means you cant satisfy her and the dude is help you out by making your girl feel good, you should go over when he is done and shake his hand.

how many hands have you already shaken ?
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Papper on October 30, 2016, 01:24:00 PM
start to give her back rubs, make her dinner, go shopping with her and spoil her a bit more so that she becomes more loyal to me
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Kwon on October 30, 2016, 01:33:23 PM
WHAT DO?
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Howard on October 30, 2016, 01:35:20 PM
No man should be upset if they catch a man with a big dick having sex with their girl, it just means you cant satisfy her and the dude is help you out by making your girl feel good, you should go over when he is done and shake his hand.

Good point.

I'd tell him she's the most real post op tranny around  and leave it at that.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: muscleman-2013 on October 30, 2016, 01:51:21 PM
Hahaha yes, im suspecting "nerdoldnerdith" has cupped more balls than david copperfield, gayer than a cock flavored lollipop

I guess I'm the only one in this thread who has sucked a dick and knows what it looks like.

Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Mitch on October 30, 2016, 01:53:03 PM
Ray Cutler / Mason Cutler on the left?
No. Dick Cutler.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Hypertrophy on October 30, 2016, 01:53:12 PM
I guess I'm the only one in this thread who has a dick and knows what it looks like.

Touche. Props  ;D
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: SuperTed on October 30, 2016, 02:14:31 PM
Have a wank and go back to bed.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Viking11 on October 30, 2016, 07:53:40 PM
Mention that nasty HIV test result..
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Hulkotron on October 30, 2016, 08:06:24 PM
DAMN!!!! EAGLE EYES HERE KNOWS HIS COCKS!!!!

 :D
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: SOMEPARTS on October 30, 2016, 10:03:34 PM
DAMN!!!! EAGLE EYES HERE KNOWS HIS COCKS!!!!


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Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Army of One on October 31, 2016, 04:27:03 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/72783931.jpg)

Haha  ;D
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on October 31, 2016, 06:01:42 AM
No man should be upset if they catch a man with a big dick having sex with their girl, it just means you cant satisfy her and the dude is help you out by making your girl feel good, you should go over when he is done and shake his hand.
cuckold identified
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Yamcha on October 31, 2016, 06:02:40 AM
What do? (NSFW don't open at work or at home if people around)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/19a24d70371ae1582e87ff2529f8a01b/tumblr_o02jborRXO1v2kimco1_500.jpg

Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: johnnynoname on October 31, 2016, 06:20:32 AM
invalid thread because of use "gf" in the title



....seriously OP---you know what kinda of people post here yo
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Yamcha on October 31, 2016, 06:32:47 AM
What do? (NSFW don't open at work or at home if people around)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/19a24d70371ae1582e87ff2529f8a01b/tumblr_o02jborRXO1v2kimco1_500.jpg

Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: trapz101 on October 31, 2016, 07:13:03 AM
I'll tell him

'she's not my girlfriend....oh i forgot to tell her that she left her medication at my house.....'


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Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on October 31, 2016, 07:17:59 AM
how many hands have you already shaken ?

My name is 8 inch common sense would tell you that guys are shaking my hand when I am done with their women.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: foozle on October 31, 2016, 07:36:19 AM
My name is 8 inch common sense would tell you that guys are shaking my hand when I am done with their women.

8 inches is your name because it's the minimum size you can feel in your floopy goo filled rectum, you screaming manfucking pile of shit.  All your posts fucking suck, just like they did when you were the gayner.

All your posts are a steaming pile of digital shit.  If they named a smurf after you, it would be Spermy. 

Go fuck yourself, you shaftchomper.


Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: _aj_ on October 31, 2016, 07:50:11 AM
8 inches is your name because it's the minimum size you can feel in your floopy goo filled rectum, you screaming manfucking pile of shit.  All your posts fucking suck, just like they did when you were the gayner.

All your posts are a steaming pile of digital shit.  If they named a smurf after you, it would be Spermy. 

Go fuck yourself, you shaftchomper.

Lmao.
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: WannaBePro on October 31, 2016, 08:07:24 AM
8 inches is your name because it's the minimum size you can feel in your floopy goo filled rectum, you screaming manfucking pile of shit.  All your posts fucking suck, just like they did when you were the gayner.

All your posts are a steaming pile of digital shit.  If they named a smurf after you, it would be Spermy. 

Go fuck yourself, you shaftchomper.




Welcome back foozle, we missed you!
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: Board_SHERIF on October 31, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
made thread bodibilder related
Title: Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on October 31, 2016, 09:51:23 AM
8 inches is your name because it's the minimum size you can feel in your floopy goo filled rectum, you screaming manfucking pile of shit.  All your posts fucking suck, just like they did when you were the gayner.

All your posts are a steaming pile of digital shit.  If they named a smurf after you, it would be Spermy. 

Go fuck yourself, you shaftchomper.




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