I would write back "you win" and throw all her shit out of my house and order 3 large dominos pizzas to stuff myself to sleep.
Sounds like a plan, would you tell them to remove the sausage?
What do? (NSFW don't open at work or at home if people around)http://67.media.tumblr.com/19a24d70371ae1582e87ff2529f8a01b/tumblr_o02jborRXO1v2kimco1_500.jpg
99.9 % of getbiggers would text back "you have the wrong number, I dont have a girlfriend"
Congratulate him for his latest victory, thank him for taking her off my hands, and ask him how my cum tastes.
Yep, say, "just remember, when you are kissing her my cocks been in her mouth"
That's obviously a prosthetic. Dicks don't attach that high up on the pubic area, and there's a clearly visible ridge around the base of the dick and balls.
DAMN!!!! EAGLE EYES HERE KNOWS HIS COCKS!!!!
Hahaha yes, im suspecting "nerdoldnerdith" has cupped more balls than david copperfield, gayer than a cock flavored lollipop
No man should be upset if they catch a man with a big dick having sex with their girl, it just means you cant satisfy her and the dude is help you out by making your girl feel good, you should go over when he is done and shake his hand.
