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Just wasn't in the mood today.
Went to church today with the girlfriend and noticed a Guy walking in with his girlfriend and what looked to be the girlfriends father and mother.
Everyone is dressed nice but this loser is wearing a tank top and diesel jeans. A tank top to church? I mean come on, its not like its Starbucks or some lounge. But he's showing off because the guy is big and he's like a guy with tattoos wearing a sleeveless shirt.
So when everyone is giving peace to each other, I walk over to him and say...
"How much do you tithe? Maybe instead of buying steroids you should give that money to the Lord?"
Looks stunned, girlfriends and parent head snap, he says "What?"
I say, "you heard me tank top boy."
Final blessings and we're walking out, he's rushing to talk to me but instead sees me talking to the Priest. I'm getting married in that church so the priest, my girlfriend and I were in talking for some time.
He's down the steps with his girlfriend and her parents just waiting. 28 minutes later the parents just start walking away with the girlfriend. He keeps looking up at us talking.
Priest notices him and says "Can I help you Son?"
He says "Yeah, I need to talk to him." Jose is not his real name...I just made it up.
I say, "Jose, I'll talk to you tomorrow, take care."
He calls me a " motherfucking dicksucker and I'm lucky the Priest was there or I'd get my ass beat"
Priest is shocked and says "Wasn't he with the Thompsons?"
Apparently thats their name and I say "Yes"
Priest says "Well I'm going to talk to them about whoever that man is, very disrespectful and he shouldn't talk that way in God's house."
BOOM..FELT LIKE A MILLION BUCKS
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You mean god didn't smote the asshole for you? No lightning bolts from heaven? I guess god didn't give a shit.
Neither do I!
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Just wasn't in the mood today.
Went to church today with the girlfriend and noticed a Guy walking in with his girlfriend and what looked to be the girlfriends father and mother.
Everyone is dressed nice but this loser is wearing a tank top and diesel jeans. A tank top to church? I mean come on, its not like its Starbucks or some lounge. But he's showing off because the guy is big and he's like a guy with tattoos wearing a sleeveless shirt.
So when everyone is giving peace to each other, I walk over to him and say...
"How much do you tithe? Maybe instead of buying steroids you should give that money to the Lord?"
Looks stunned, girlfriends and parent head snap, he says "What?"
I say, "you heard me tank top boy."
Final blessings and we're walking out, he's rushing to talk to me but instead sees me talking to the Priest. I'm getting married in that church so the priest, my girlfriend and I were in talking for some time.
He's down the steps with his girlfriend and her parents just waiting. 28 minutes later the parents just start walking away with the girlfriend. He keeps looking up at us talking.
Priest notices him and says "Can I help you Son?"
He says "Yeah, I need to talk to him." Jose is not his real name...I just made it up.
I say, "Jose, I'll talk to you tomorrow, take care."
He calls me a " motherfucking dicksucker and I'm lucky the Priest was there or I'd get my ass beat"
Priest is shocked and says "Wasn't he with the Thompsons?"
Apparently thats their name and I say "Yes"
Priest says "Well I'm going to talk to them about whoever that man is, very disrespectful and he shouldn't talk that way in God's house."
BOOM..FELT LIKE A MILLION BUCKS
Let me guess...and then the priest asked, "Son, do you even lift?" then looked at you and said, "He won't recover." ::)
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the wedding booty dreamed of, but the kids' father wouldn't actually marry her, then he got rubbed out
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this gimmick takes way too much work to maintain
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this gimmick takes way too much work to maintain
On not again...another Walter Slobercock Gimmick Guard Employee of cocks stuffing shitholes.
Fuck off now, fuck off hard, fuck off often.
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My favorite part about your story is that it actually happened.
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Favorite part is he imagined it happened
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Just wasn't in the mood today.
Went to church today with the girlfriend and noticed a Guy walking in with his girlfriend and what looked to be the girlfriends father and mother.
Everyone is dressed nice but this loser is wearing a tank top and diesel jeans. A tank top to church? I mean come on, its not like its Starbucks or some lounge. But he's showing off because the guy is big and he's like a guy with tattoos wearing a sleeveless shirt.
So when everyone is giving peace to each other, I walk over to him and say...
"How much do you tithe? Maybe instead of buying steroids you should give that money to the Lord?"
Looks stunned, girlfriends and parent head snap, he says "What?"
I say, "you heard me tank top boy."
Final blessings and we're walking out, he's rushing to talk to me but instead sees me talking to the Priest. I'm getting married in that church so the priest, my girlfriend and I were in talking for some time.
He's down the steps with his girlfriend and her parents just waiting. 28 minutes later the parents just start walking away with the girlfriend. He keeps looking up at us talking.
Priest notices him and says "Can I help you Son?"
He says "Yeah, I need to talk to him." Jose is not his real name...I just made it up.
I say, "Jose, I'll talk to you tomorrow, take care."
He calls me a " motherfucking dicksucker and I'm lucky the Priest was there or I'd get my ass beat"
Priest is shocked and says "Wasn't he with the Thompsons?"
Apparently thats their name and I say "Yes"
Priest says "Well I'm going to talk to them about whoever that man is, very disrespectful and he shouldn't talk that way in God's house."
BOOM..FELT LIKE A MILLION BUCKS
I stopped reading there, anyone in this day and age going to church must have a screw loose.
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Favorite part
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Favorite part is he imagined it happened
Just because you don't have the guts to approach another man in public doesn't mean everyone is. I'm 6'3 245lbs. Not afraid at all of anyone. Why? Because even if I do get my ass handed to me...I sue. And I win. Thats right dum dum. If I beat the shit outta someone I win or if someone beats the shit outta me I win. Why? Cause I have money...money to obtain a very good lawyer and keep this shit going and going.
You are a moron. Would love to beat the shit outta you in a Walmart parking lot. You'd be laying in a pool of your own piss, blood, drool and vomit while your meatball with teeth girlfriend hyperventilates like she's missing a feeding.
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Just because you don't have the guts to approach another man in public doesn't mean everyone is. I'm 6'3 245lbs. Not afraid at all of anyone. Why? Because even if I do get my ass handed to me...I sue. And I win. Thats right dum dum. If I beat the shit outta someone I win or if someone beats the shit outta me I win. Why? Cause I have money...money to obtain a very good lawyer and keep this shit going and going.
You are a moron. Would love to beat the shit outta you in a Walmart parking lot. You'd be laying in a pool of your own piss, blood, drool and vomit while your meatball with teeth girlfriend hyperventilates like she's missing a feeding.
Whew, not staying very positive "brah".
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Just because you don't have the guts to approach another man in public doesn't mean everyone is. I'm 6'3 245lbs. Not afraid at all of anyone. Why? Because even if I do get my ass handed to me...I sue. And I win. Thats right dum dum. If I beat the shit outta someone I win or if someone beats the shit outta me I win. Why? Cause I have money...money to obtain a very good lawyer and keep this shit going and going.
You are a moron. Would love to beat the shit outta you in a Walmart parking lot. You'd be laying in a pool of your own piss, blood, drool and vomit while your meatball with teeth girlfriend hyperventilates like she's missing a feeding.
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bitch move
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Quien cono eres falsview? Puneta maricon
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You have you're blue stars? That means you've sucked off a bodybuilding judge for a plastic trophy. That means you like oiling yourself up, putting on a candy red speedo and posing for men. That means you're a drug addict, That means you like pole smoking, That means you have a problem with your own identity, That means you have a low self esteem....should I go on fuck face?
Listen, you wanna meet so I can knock your teeth out? Thats right, you'll be checking the toilet everyday fishing your teeth out to give to the fag fairy.
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You have you're blue stars? That means you've sucked off a bodybuilding judge for a plastic trophy. That means you like oiling yourself up, putting on a candy red speedo and posing for men. That means you're a drug addict, That means you like pole smoking, That means you have a problem with your own identity, That means you have a low self esteem....should I go on fuck face?
Listen, you wanna meet so I can knock your teeth out? Thats right, you'll be checking the toilet everyday fishing your teeth out to give to the fag fairy.
No, because if I hit you back you will sue me...
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No, because if I hit you back you will sue me...
You have BLUE STARS you're wrists are like rubber.
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Just wasn't in the mood today.
Went to church today with the girlfriend and noticed a Guy walking in with his girlfriend and what looked to be the girlfriends father and mother.
Everyone is dressed nice but this loser is wearing a tank top and diesel jeans. A tank top to church? I mean come on, its not like its Starbucks or some lounge. But he's showing off because the guy is big and he's like a guy with tattoos wearing a sleeveless shirt.
So when everyone is giving peace to each other, I walk over to him and say...
"How much do you tithe? Maybe instead of buying steroids you should give that money to the Lord?"
Looks stunned, girlfriends and parent head snap, he says "What?"
I say, "you heard me tank top boy."
Final blessings and we're walking out, he's rushing to talk to me but instead sees me talking to the Priest. I'm getting married in that church so the priest, my girlfriend and I were in talking for some time.
He's down the steps with his girlfriend and her parents just waiting. 28 minutes later the parents just start walking away with the girlfriend. He keeps looking up at us talking.
Priest notices him and says "Can I help you Son?"
He says "Yeah, I need to talk to him." Jose is not his real name...I just made it up.
I say, "Jose, I'll talk to you tomorrow, take care."
He calls me a " motherfucking dicksucker and I'm lucky the Priest was there or I'd get my ass beat"
Priest is shocked and says "Wasn't he with the Thompsons?"
Apparently thats their name and I say "Yes"
Priest says "Well I'm going to talk to them about whoever that man is, very disrespectful and he shouldn't talk that way in God's house."
Next we headed off to the Holy Family House and sucked each others dicks after dousing them in holy water.
(Edited 10/31/16 @ 9:33pm EST.)
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Thou shalt weareth sleeves in the church. If there is a god, I seriously doubt he gives a shit what you wear to worship him in.
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I thought the guy had a right to bare arms?
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I thought the guy had a right to bare arms?
I see what you did there.
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OP is a buttmad jelly hater who got socially cuckolded by a jacked up dude with 18"+ lean arms
bible bashers who claim steroids are bad just refer to some obscure mention of "witch potions" in the bible which can basically be applied to all medication
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