Just wasn't in the mood today.
Went to church today with the girlfriend and noticed a Guy walking in with his girlfriend and what looked to be the girlfriends father and mother.
Everyone is dressed nice but this loser is wearing a tank top and diesel jeans. A tank top to church? I mean come on, its not like its Starbucks or some lounge. But he's showing off because the guy is big and he's like a guy with tattoos wearing a sleeveless shirt.
So when everyone is giving peace to each other, I walk over to him and say...
"How much do you tithe? Maybe instead of buying steroids you should give that money to the Lord?"
Looks stunned, girlfriends and parent head snap, he says "What?"
I say, "you heard me tank top boy."
Final blessings and we're walking out, he's rushing to talk to me but instead sees me talking to the Priest. I'm getting married in that church so the priest, my girlfriend and I were in talking for some time.
He's down the steps with his girlfriend and her parents just waiting. 28 minutes later the parents just start walking away with the girlfriend. He keeps looking up at us talking.
Priest notices him and says "Can I help you Son?"
He says "Yeah, I need to talk to him." Jose is not his real name...I just made it up.
I say, "Jose, I'll talk to you tomorrow, take care."
He calls me a " motherfucking dicksucker and I'm lucky the Priest was there or I'd get my ass beat"
Priest is shocked and says "Wasn't he with the Thompsons?"
Apparently thats their name and I say "Yes"
Priest says "Well I'm going to talk to them about whoever that man is, very disrespectful and he shouldn't talk that way in God's house."
BOOM..FELT LIKE A MILLION BUCKS