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Title: President Trump - A few changes I'd like to have
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 11:39:10 AM
Flight Attendants will be called Stewardesses again and have to dress sexy and be hot, not some homo or old mean hag.
Servers will go back to being called waitresses.
Call Service will be Americans and not Indians pretending to be Americans.
Toilets will go back to being High Flow.
Asking a girl out at work is not considered Sexual Harassment
Women with less experience and less qualified can't complain they're not paid the same as a male with better qualifications.
Ranjeef, Pritam, Ravi, Ragu, Museef and the rest of the Indians in IT cannot renew their greencard and must move back to Dubai.
Buying a gun doesn't require a "cool off" period.  let the gunshop owner decide if I am cool or not.
Ban the catalytic converter.  Fucker slows down my car.
Ban the Toyota Prius.
Put a tax on fat people.


Anything else you getbiggers want?
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Kwon on November 28, 2016, 11:40:56 AM
Yes, Stewardesses should have a clause in their contract called the "Grab her by the Pussy"-clause.
Males should be prohibited from jobs such as stewardess , nurse or secretary.

It should also be illegal to have names such as Mohammed, Ahmed and of course also be illegal to name children with these names.
Failure to comply = 10 years in prison.

Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 11:43:51 AM
Slapping a woman on the ass as appreciation for doing a good job should be encouraged.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 28, 2016, 11:49:13 AM
If you look like the phaggots in the True Value or Burger King car commercials you will be rounded up and enlisted in the Marines.

If you use the word feminist, the person you are talking to can physically assault you

If you side with, or associate with, muslims you will be imprisoned.

If you have a BMI > 40 your wages will be garnished

End all affirmative action

End welfare for only the truly needy
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 12:01:30 PM
If you own an iphone then you don't get food stamps.
Facebook, twitter and Instagram need to be shutdown.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: mass243 on November 28, 2016, 12:05:14 PM
Make Jay Cutler the greatest ambassador of bodybuilding.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 12:14:18 PM
Make Jay Cutler the greatest ambassador of bodybuilding.


Don't be a Hater.  he already is.

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Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Skeletor on November 28, 2016, 12:25:05 PM
Deport to Mexico (not Canada) those who said they would leave the US if Trump won.
Those who require a "safe space" or "counselling" to cope with election results will be transferred to an isolation cell in a supermax facility for a minimum of 1 year so they can be safe from everyone.
End "Gender studies" departments.
No more having to press a button to continue in English on the phone.
No more Indian call centers.
No immunities or special protections.
More than 2 "hashtags" per social media post warrants a psychiatric evaluation.
Abolish stupid car import prohibitions.
Only the winner gets a trophy.



Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 12:39:19 PM
Here's one I'd like to see but then again Trump probably would have lost the election if it was in place.

You must have a high school degree or higher to Vote.

Women shouldn't be involved in Politics, they should be at home taking care of the family.

The ascension of women in the workplace correlates directly to the destruction of the American Family and Values.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 12:40:36 PM
Female comedians and remakes of any classic film starring women need to be banned.  ie. Ghostbusters and Oceans 11.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Henda on November 28, 2016, 12:42:46 PM
No womans clothes ever to be made above a size 12 (12 is only allowed for the legit "curvy" women not the fat whores where curvy = fat), any female above this size has to get government issued "clothing" which is just a bedsheet with 'obese' stamped on it in large black lettering.

Also no beauty products sold to these fat women as they need to concentrate their efforts on not being fat and make up on a fat bitch is a waste of time they will always look like shit due to fat
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 12:45:27 PM
No womans clothes ever to be made above a size 12 (12 is only allowed for the legit "curvy" women not the fat whores where curvy = fat), any female above this size has to get government issued "clothing" which is just a bedsheet with 'obese' stamped on it in large black lettering.

Also no beauty products sold to these fat women as they need to concentrate their efforts on not being fat and make up on a fat bitch is a waste of time they will always look like shit due to fat

Dude, I agree but we don't want to start a race war with BigMikeCox.  But yes, the "plus size" departments need to be renamed to "fat women's dept"  As they walk through to pick up clothes, the skinny chicks that work at the store must point and ridicule the fatties.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Skeeter on November 28, 2016, 12:48:35 PM
Can Trump do anything about all of the gimmicks on getbig?  ???
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Henda on November 28, 2016, 12:49:58 PM
Dude, I agree but we don't want to start a race war with BigMikeCox.  But yes, the "plus size" departments need to be renamed to "fat women's dept"  As they walk through to pick up clothes, the skinny chicks that work at the store must point and ridicule the fatties.

Yes agreed, I find it utterly disgusting that these obese pigs are allowed to feel good about themselves by shopping for nice clothes and having hair done, spay tans and make up done ect, yet completley ignore the fact they are disgustingly obese
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: mass243 on November 28, 2016, 12:57:39 PM

Oh god, stop fuming about fat women.
Fact is they could get more cock than your average player could get pussy if they wanted.

It is you desperate fucks who make it possible for fat and old women to live like queens.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 12:59:05 PM
I would like for him to officially make Dubai part of India.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 01:01:47 PM
Oh god, stop fuming about fat women.
Fact is they could get more cock than your average player could get pussy if they wanted.

It is you desperate fucks who make it possible for fat and old women to live like queens.


Social media and online dating gave them the platform to do this.  Now Trump must kick the platform away from under their fat swollen feet.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: JCL on November 28, 2016, 01:01:57 PM
Don't be a Hater.  he already is.

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Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Henda on November 28, 2016, 01:05:42 PM
Oh god, stop fuming about fat women.
Fact is they could get more cock than your average player could get pussy if they wanted.

It is you desperate fucks who make it possible for fat and old women to live like queens.


Post makes no sense, it us who find fat women repulsive who somehow make it possible for them to live like queens?
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Core on November 28, 2016, 01:43:43 PM
Here's one I'd like to see but then again Trump probably would have lost the election if it was in place.

You must have a high school degree or higher to Vote.

Women shouldn't be involved in Politics, they should be at home taking care of the family.

The ascension of women in the workplace correlates directly to the destruction of the American Family and Values.

And the workplace itself. I work in a 99% male job and we have zero drama at all. Likewise when I worked at a place where there were a few women, drama was ridiculous and rumors flew like the wind. Women should not be in politics, nor should they be working in jobs designed for men. Let them be teachers, run the daycare, wait tables and clean houses. Just last week we had a girl who couldn't even do her job get fired for trying to insinuate that a veteran worker here was sexualy harassing her. And because there was no job that she was capable of doing in the place. So trying to say that men and women can do the same jobs is just bullshit, I've got real world experience to prove otherwise.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: CalvinH on November 28, 2016, 01:49:09 PM
Stop airing all those I'm not real man so I drive a Subaru radio commercials.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 01:56:16 PM
Stop airing all those I'm not real man so I drive a Subaru radio commercials.

There's a Toyota commercial that played a dozen times during the weekend NFL games.  Some whinny bitches who can't drive singing a song.  I wanted to throw a fucking rock through my TV
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: The True Adonis on November 28, 2016, 01:59:43 PM
Why do you dumbasses have such a problem with how much people eat?  Taxing fat people is what Democrats want to do.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: The Gov on November 28, 2016, 02:20:30 PM
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Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Tapeworm on November 28, 2016, 02:52:35 PM
Hamburger stands with waitresses on rollerskates, Cunningham Hardware,  big block v8s, and the reanimation of James Dean.  The actor.  Not the sausage king.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Papper on November 28, 2016, 03:07:07 PM
More than 2 "hashtags" per social media post warrants a psychiatric evaluation.

Phil will have to sit out the next Mr Olympia in a mental institution if this is enforced

Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Skeletor on November 28, 2016, 03:09:24 PM
Phil will have to sit out the next Mr Olympia in a mental institution if this is enforced



#finebyme
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Kwon on November 28, 2016, 03:17:21 PM
Ban purses for men.

If you see a man buying/wearing a purse, report him and put him in jail for 10 years and/or deport him to Siberia.

Am Sirius.
Title: Re: A few changes I'd like from President Trump
Post by: Papper on November 28, 2016, 10:12:06 PM
Ban purses for men.

If you see a man buying/wearing a purse, report him and put him in jail for 10 years and/or deport him to Siberia.

Am Sirius.

Also ban men from having pedicures
Title: Re: President Trump - A few changes I'd like to have
Post by: illuminati on November 29, 2016, 01:02:39 AM
Ban SJW's / Lefties / Self hating whites etc

Increase the number of mental Heath institutions to house all the nutters

Increase the number of flights out to third world Muslim shit holes to take
All the self hating people to these Paradise of places.
And no return.
Title: Re: President Trump - A few changes I'd like to have
Post by: Yamcha on November 29, 2016, 04:39:00 AM
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I wonder what the Media is going to talk about for the next week?

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