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Title: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 09, 2016, 11:15:32 PM
I was thinking heavily about this.

Id be a manatee cause I think they must be close to the laziest most immobile creatures around






andddddddddd cue chaos to come in here and delete this thread cause hes crying crocodile tears

oooooo hes a crocodile

are crocodiles bald?
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Kwon on December 10, 2016, 12:53:03 AM
Sloth, Beluga or Ostrich



Tbombz would be a Bonobo
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Henda on December 10, 2016, 01:08:03 AM
Definatley a dog, they get to lay around, sleep loads, roll around on the floor playing with their toys, act like winning the lottery whenever they see you getting ready to take them out and can just mount and fuck any other dog they like.
When Im up early for work and the dog gets up with me I envy him as I leave the house and he goes back upstairs to go back to sleep.
Here he is in his favorite place relaxing in front of the fire.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Tapeworm on December 10, 2016, 01:14:05 AM
Wish I was like a dog.  Joyful and loyal.  Probably more like a cat.  Selfish and stand-offish.  But I strive for dogness.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: 10pints on December 10, 2016, 01:43:20 AM
Definatley a dog, they get to lay around, sleep loads, roll around on the floor playing with their toys, act like winning the lottery whenever they see you getting ready to take them out and can just mount and fuck any other dog they like.
When Im up early for work and the dog gets up with me I envy him as I leave the house and he goes back upstairs to go back to sleep.
Here he is in his favorite place relaxing in front of the fire.


Epic DFS sofa, ill fitting fireplace, lack of presents under tree. Would not hit.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: SuperTed on December 10, 2016, 01:48:18 AM
An Eagle.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Henda on December 10, 2016, 01:53:49 AM
Epic DFS sofa, ill fitting fireplace, lack of presents under tree. Would not hit.

Haha,having young kids means presents get hidden, hard to make them believe Santa fetched them when they been under the tree for a month !
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 10, 2016, 02:32:11 AM
brutal IKEA rug

(I have a similar one :-P )
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: 10pints on December 10, 2016, 03:53:52 AM
Haha,having young kids means presents get hidden, hard to make them believe Santa fetched them when they been under the tree for a month !

Good shout. Gotta keep up the illusion!
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Henda on December 10, 2016, 03:54:49 AM
brutal IKEA rug

(I have a similar one :-P )

Haha I wish I did mate Wor lass got the fucker from dunelm as she likes stuff from there the fucking snob she is.

Just finished that room it looked like this a short while ago
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: light weight baby on December 10, 2016, 03:55:18 AM
a jacked tall negro with a massive cock
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: 10pints on December 10, 2016, 03:59:16 AM
Haha I wish I did mate Wor lass got the fucker from dunelm as she likes stuff from there the fucking snob she is.

Just finished that room it looked like this a short while ago


I think all that work has leaned you out. Looking distinctly offseason in the framed photo, top left, first pic!
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: bigmc on December 10, 2016, 04:03:57 AM
I think all that work has leaned you out. Looking distinctly offseason in the framed photo, top left, first pic!


creepy
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: 10pints on December 10, 2016, 04:07:09 AM

creepy

Or just have a sense of humor...
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: bigmc on December 10, 2016, 04:14:33 AM
Or just have a sense of humor...

sensitive
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Henda on December 10, 2016, 04:53:53 AM
I think all that work has leaned you out. Looking distinctly offseason in the framed photo, top left, first pic!

Haha no chance mate I love food ower much and actually like being fat
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 10, 2016, 04:58:07 AM
a jacked tall negro with a massive cock

 :D
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Never1AShow on December 10, 2016, 04:59:24 AM

creepy

Sadly I zoomed in on it also to see what I could see
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: light weight baby on December 10, 2016, 05:01:58 AM
:D
i think besides being born a millionaire, that must be the best life has to offer
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Never1AShow on December 10, 2016, 05:02:44 AM
Housecat, but only as long as I'm let outside to roam the hood.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: kh300 on December 10, 2016, 05:30:47 AM
If I was a honey badger I'd eat all of you for breakfast.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: King Shizzo on December 10, 2016, 05:31:36 AM
Vampire bat.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on December 10, 2016, 06:36:31 AM
A gorilla of course they are the closest to bodybuilders , I think if I should strip naked and walk into a gorilla camp I would be accepted as one of them because I am a big muscular beast.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zdGD6U2LbgU/VdWv1oA95SI/AAAAAAAAFuM/tDdfUTx0f0M/s1600/gorilla%2Bmuscles.jpg)
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: The Scott on December 10, 2016, 06:52:03 AM
Vampire bat.

Considering they suck too, your choice is logical.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: FREAKgeek on December 10, 2016, 07:19:07 AM
A gorilla of course they are the closest to bodybuilders , I think if I should strip naked and walk into a gorilla camp I would be accepted as one of them because I am a big muscular beast.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zdGD6U2LbgU/VdWv1oA95SI/AAAAAAAAFuM/tDdfUTx0f0M/s1600/gorilla%2Bmuscles.jpg)

 truly amazing animals. Who knows what they are truly capable of it they could train like one.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 10, 2016, 08:37:59 AM
A tortoise. Built to last.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 10, 2016, 09:55:31 AM
Saskwatch.  All the way.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 10, 2016, 10:28:05 AM
A Lion.  Lions just lay around and chill until it's time to eat or fuck.  Also, they have a tremendous head of hair.

As a matter of fact, I think I'd be this lion.

(http://www.earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/living-with-a-lion-griffith-6-765x1024.jpg)

(http://www.earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/living-with-a-lion-griffith-4-1018x1024.jpg)

(http://www.earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/living-with-a-lion-griffith-11-686x1024.jpg)

Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: ratherbebig on December 10, 2016, 12:18:42 PM
Mayfly. They live for 24 hours. Within this short period of life, they form groups and dance together on all available surfaces.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: FREAKgeek on December 10, 2016, 12:20:52 PM
That chick deserves to get mauled.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 10, 2016, 12:32:40 PM
That chick deserves to get mauled.

Her parents deserved to get mauled.  They are the ones who decided to have a big-ass lion live with them and sleep in their daughter's bed.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: rocco-x on December 10, 2016, 12:53:56 PM
A honey badger...cause honey badger don't give a shit
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: light weight baby on December 10, 2016, 12:58:38 PM
would also love to be a tiger so i can fuck up lions and show them they aint shit
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 10, 2016, 03:15:53 PM
A Lion.

As a matter of fact, I think I'd be this lion.


(http://www.earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/living-with-a-lion-griffith-11-686x1024.jpg)



You'd be a pedo lion?

Sick fuck.... ;D
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 10, 2016, 05:39:50 PM
would also love to be a tiger so i can fuck up lions and show them they aint shit

Man, fuck you ni66a.  You ain't doing shit.  Who's the King of the Jungle?  Exactly.


You'd be a pedo lion?

Sick fuck.... ;D

Watch Chris Hansen try to do something to me.  I'd just roar at that clown and he'd shit himself.  He don't want none of this.  He gon act like he didn't see.

Allegedly young Melanie (Griffith) there dug the older guys.  It's been said that Don Johnson was "dating" her when she was well under the legal age.  14 or 15 I heard.  Bad parenting.
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: thebrink on December 10, 2016, 09:46:48 PM
An Eagle.

I was thinking more like a seagull , always zeroing in and going for that last french fry.  ;D
Title: Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 10, 2016, 09:56:15 PM
brutal IKEA rug

(I have a similar one :-P )

(https://s17.postimg.org/53asxzq9b/arce_thief.jpg)(http://media2.abc15.com//photo/2014/01/03/Steven_Seagal_Mulls_Run_For_Arizona_Gove_1220760000_20140103200037_640_480.JPG)