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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 02:41:55 PM
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Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o
I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.
My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.
We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.
I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.
Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.
That's my story. What's yours?
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you will have to wait for my autobiography.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=441530.0;attach=484976;image)
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We have heard your life story a million times. Why do you think we care, we don't.
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We have heard your life story a million times. Why do you think we care, we don't.
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it's not remotely interesting
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Howard, good for you, successful, unlike 90% of the libtard children here, again... good for you...
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HOWARD, Semper Fi once again and if I ever do get a chance to meet you in person, I'd like to ask you a couple of Quantum Mechanics questions.
The first one would be ......Have you ever read DANCING WU LI MASTERS? I read it 5X (+) and am still completely confused but parts of it allowed me the ability to discuss it sort of intelligently with a QM professor at UC Berkley who told me that I'd have to be really dumb to say I understood most of it.
Fascinating subject.
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Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o
I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.
My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.
We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.
I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.
Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.
That's my story. What's yours?
Is there a reason why you dont have a gym on your property a few dumbbells, barbells, bench cardio machine etc why is this.
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This guy is 80 years old finally won his ifbb pro card so if you are old fat and out of shape then shame on you.
(https://musclemecca.com/imported-images/2009/07/2l9i7t4-1.jpg)
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is that howard?
Jay Mentzer acctually
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=441530.0;attach=484976;image)
Prime-Howie
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Ur the real deal, Howard. U r.
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We have heard your life story a million times. Why do you think we care, we don't.
agreed
For fucks sake
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Jay Mentzer acctually
LOL, nope that was me in 1988 at the Jr USA in my prime.
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Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o
I'm Howard, age 58
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.
We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.
Georgia you say?
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We have heard your life story a million times. Why do you think we care, we don't.
Since you're so excited about my life, here's an old video of me reposted almost as much as that BB pic LOL
My wife appears at 2 min and we had just started dating.
Time marches on and if you're not careful it marches on your face.
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Georgia you say?
Hey now my wife may look a tad rough before she puts on her make up and does her hair.
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Since you're so excited about my life, here's an old video of me reposted almost as much as that BB pic LOL
My wife appears at 2 min and we had just started dating.
Time marches on and if you're not careful it marches on your face.
can you at least make some new pics and videos and stories
you are like a broken record jesus (in b4 pot kettle etc)
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it's not remotely interesting
Ok, so what have you done with your life?
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This guy is 80 years old finally won his ifbb pro card so if you are old fat and out of shape then shame on you.
(https://musclemecca.com/imported-images/2009/07/2l9i7t4-1.jpg)
So you're saying my pro card dreams are still alive? ;D
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can you at least make some new pics and videos and stories
you are like a broken record jesus (in b4 pot kettle etc)
I shot my load with these tales and got northing left.
LOL, at least you get with different whores to keep things fresh.
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Ok, so what have you done with your life?
fucked upwards of 150 prostitutes, around 20 "non prostitutes", fucked women from many different countries including bulgaria, russia, nigeria, n i g er, ghana, congo, brazil, cameroon, guinea, segenal, thailand, myanmar, somalia, jamaica, rwanda, cuba, dominican republic, haiti just off the top of my head
traveled to far away countries to sleep with more prostitutes
dominated coworkers, supervisors, and directors
built nearly 18" arms so far going for 19" in 2017
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fucked upwards of 150 prostitutes, around 20 "non prostitutes", fucked women from many different countries including bulgaria, russia, nigeria, guy, ghana, congo, cameroon, guinea, segenal, thailand, myanmar, somalia, jamaica, rwanda, cuba, dominican republic, haiti just off the top of my head
traveled to far away countries to sleep with more prostitutes
dominated coworkers, supervisors, and directors
built nearly 18" arms so far going for 19" in 2017
Not a bad lifestyle and sounds like fun.
It sure as hell beats being married to some fat bitchy wench with 8 snotty brats driving you crazy.
I know you'll crack on me for suggesting this, but wtf:
It would be cool to meet and do an arm workout together?
You seem like a decent guy.
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you will have to wait for my autobiography.
Will it begin with:
I was out on my 1st real date and we started making out.
I reached under her skirt and felt a big set of balls flop on my hand.
Luckily I had been a regular on get big and knew it was guaranteed anal with this one.
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Not a bad lifestyle and sounds like fun.
It sure as hell beats being married to some fat bitchy wench with 8 snotty brats driving you crazy.
I know you'll crack on me for suggesting this, but wtf:
It would be cool to meet and do an arm workout together?
You seem like a decent guy.
we can train at the universe gym in pattaya next summer
tell your wife you need to go to pattaya for a youtube collab arm workout
it's not cheating if it's ladyboys ::)
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HOWARD, Semper Fi once again and if I ever do get a chance to meet you in person, I'd like to ask you a couple of Quantum Mechanics questions.
The first one would be ......Have you ever read DANCING WU LI MASTERS? I read it 5X (+) and am still completely confused but parts of it allowed me the ability to discuss it sort of intelligently with a QM professor at UC Berkley who told me that I'd have to be really dumb to say I understood most of it.
Fascinating subject.
Thanks Stunt, you are one of the few posters that I know has done more stuff in/around bodybuilding then me.
I never read that book, but I recently read ; " Grey Wolf"
It's a very well researched book claiming Hitler faked his death and escaped to Argentina in 1945.
He died there in 1963 .
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we can train at the universe gym in pattaya next summer
tell your wife you need to go to pattaya for a youtube collab arm workout
it's not cheating if it's ladyboys ::)
That sounds awesome , but I'll pass on the lady boys LOL.
We may go to Hawaii next year. Maybe we'll actually do that arm workout someday in some exotic location.
Thanks again.
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Is there a reason why you dont have a gym on your property a few dumbbells, barbells, bench cardio machine etc why is this.
Good quality treadmill in the basement ( cement floors, not much noise).
Looks out the back window and I can see some deer and wildlife some times.
I'm a member of 2 diff gym chains , so I have plenty of access to a variety of wts/machines.
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Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o
I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.
My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.
We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.
I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.
Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.
That's my story. What's yours?
Thank you for your service.
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Howard, good for you, successful, unlike 90% of the libtard children here, again... good for you...
Most of the people on getbig are not even liberal. ??? ??? This board is overwhelmingly republican/conservative. Thus, how did you estimate that 90% of the libtard children here are not successful, considering your N is probably like 1-2 people on getbig who are full fledged liberals? ??? ???
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Howard, good for you, successful, unlike 90% of the libtard children here, again... good for you...
Thanks and I know I did some shameless bragging but wtf.
On a serious note, I also hope most here realize that anyone could do what we've done.
I'm 100% serious and not just being modest.
I'm not some genetic freak or married to a wealthy woman.
We simply worked hard for years in our professions.
We worked our way up, and invested in property.
After 30 years of tedious effort and pooling our joint resources we've achieved some small level of financial security.
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Most of the people on getbig are not even liberal. ??? ??? This board is overwhelmingly republican/conservative. Thus, how did you estimate that 90% of the libtard children here are not successful, considering your N is probably like 1-2 people on getbig who are full fledged liberals? ??? ???
I'm a confirmed independent as I've voted for aprox the same number of dems as republicans over the past 38 years.
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I'm a confirmed independent as I've voted for aprox the same number of dems as republicans over the past 38 years.
Shut up, Howard. You suck.
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Thank you for your service.
Thanks , but I think my dad and his generation are the real heroes.
His was on the USS Coral Sea in the S Pacific during the summer of 1945.
He also served in the Korean war on a Naval aircraft carrier.
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Shut up, Howard. You suck.
That's the first time anyone said that to me on get big. ::)
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That's the first time anyone said that to me on get big. ::)
Well, someone has to keep repeating it.
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Thanks and I know I did some shameless bragging but wtf.
On a serious note, I also hope most here realize that anyone could do what we've done.
I'm 100% serious and not just being modest.
I'm not some genetic freak or married to a wealthy woman.
We simply worked hard for years in our professions.
We worked our way up, and invested in property.
After 30 years of tedious effort and pooling our joint resources we've achieved some small level of financial security.
I hope to be like you one day, Howie.
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Well, someone has to keep repeating it.
;D Good zinger. Keep 'em coming!
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I hope to be like you one day, Howie.
Believe in yourself and don't stop.
I put on a couple ( hundred) lbs but you'd barely notice in my swanky sweater.
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does your sad 'wife' let u rectum fuck her?
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fucked upwards of 150 prostitutes, around 20 "non prostitutes", fucked women from many different countries including bulgaria, russia, nigeria, n i g er, ghana, congo, brazil, cameroon, guinea, segenal, thailand, myanmar, somalia, jamaica, rwanda, cuba, dominican republic, haiti just off the top of my head
traveled to far away countries to sleep with more prostitutes
dominated coworkers, supervisors, and directors
built nearly 18" arms so far going for 19" in 2017
Bet you get HIV before those arms hit 19"
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Howard
has a drinking
problem like
shizzo81
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Sf1900 owning Howard as usual. Meltdown with massive post deletion coming soon.
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My story: I am just some guy that randomly posts here from time to time.
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Just realized Howard has been wrong all these years, he does have a son. Shizzo. :o
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Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o
I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.
My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.
We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.
I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.
Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.
That's my story. What's yours?
There is some really impressive stuff on your resume. I'm surprised you're still such a phaggott after having done all that. ;D
Just kidding. Well done man. You are winning at life. Semper Fi...Slay bodies, Eat babies.
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Just realized Howard has been wrong all these years, he does have a son. Shizzo. :o
Nope, but he is my younger half-brother.
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I'd advise on not passing on the ladyboys. You haven't lived until you've had your prostate massaged by a 4 inch asian micropeen
I also haven't been blown by Shizzo .
THAT, lady-boys dongs and setting myself on fire are best left off my bucket list. ;D
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Most of the people on getbig are not even liberal. ??? ??? This board is overwhelmingly republican/conservative. Thus, how did you estimate that 90% of the libtard children here are not successful, considering your N is probably like 1-2 people on getbig who are full fledged liberals? ??? ???
Guy, its a muscle forum, who cares, ease up, nothing matters... But good to know its mainly conservative ;)
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lol. anyway he's fat and no good to us know.
Hey now, you young bucks will get older too...if you're lucky ;)
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I'd advise on not passing on the ladyboys. You haven't lived until you've had your prostate massaged by a 4 inch asian micropeen
i think lady boys are the ones receiving sex tourist cocks
so i ask myself what is the appeal, since the thai female prostitutes also take it up the ass, no questions asked (put this to the test, just put my dick in there without any warning during the midle of smashing her pussy, no questions or bitching)
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We need howard to make himself useful to getbig and give us a first hand experience of a session with a dime piece thai ladyboy. that will end this mystery.
This way he'll make up for over a decade of shit posts and failed bodybuilding comebacks ;D
Since my 9th wife recently left me , you'd think I was looking for some hot LtWtbaby approved action.
Alas, :'( my pecker is more chicken noodle then flag pole .
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Sounds like you have carved out a decent life for yourself fat Howard, I'd be more than happy with that life at retirement with the obvious exception of not being a fatass
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can you at least make some new pics and videos and stories
you are like a broken record jesus (in b4 pot kettle etc)
Yes yes yes. Make up some new stuff for fucks sake. We shall welcome it.
And judging by your pic I dont believe for second you are 250lbs at 5'10. Why lie about that? Prove to me you are really that fat Howard, lets see some pics of your fat ass.
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Sounds like you have carved out a decent life for yourself fat Howard, I'd be more than happy with that life at retirement with the obvious exception of not being a fatass
I'll take your suggestion under advisement.
Life's better on a full stomach.
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I'll take your suggestion under advisement.
Life's better on a full stomach.
Prove to me you are 250lbs. I do NOT believe it. Pics or its a lie.
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Yes yes yes. Make up some new stuff for fucks sake. We shall welcome it.
And judging by your pic I dont believe for second you are 250lbs at 5'10. Why lie about that? Prove to me you are really that fat Howard, lets see some pics of your fat ass.
Does it really matter?
I can understand posting a pic if I was a pawg and you were BMC .
Then you'd crack one off and we'd all live happily ever after.
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not one photo of Holyfield or Chris Cormier....
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Does it really matter?
I can understand posting a pic if I was a pawg and you were BMC .
Then you'd crack one off and we'd all live happily ever after.
Dont beat around the bush. Prove us you are as fat as you claim to be. 250 at 5'10. Prove us this is true.
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Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o
I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.
My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.
We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.
I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.
Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.
That's my story. What's yours?
Sell the PURPLE car immediately...You will end up with a mug shot very soon if you don't. Ask Groink about the color purple...
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Guy, its a muscle forum, who cares, ease up, nothing matters... But good to know its mainly conservative ;)
;D ;D
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Howard, advice:
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Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o
I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.
My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.
We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.
I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.
Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.
That's my story. What's yours?
-Shameless bragger.
My story is far too complicated for most all of the folks here. Suffice it to say, in my long lifetime I've experienced a lot, both good and bad.
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-Shameless bragger
Not to take anything away from Howard, but it's only bragging if he thinks his credentials are impressive to others, which he would have to imagine as inferior to himself.
It's like a girl who's a 5-6 "bragging" to a 3-4 about her date with the local theater's concessions clerk.
7s and above are hardly impressed.
So, I don't think Howard is bragging about leading an exceptional life of extraordinary accomplishments,
but rather is demonstrating how hard work and discipline can lead to a secure and comfortable life.
In a sense, what he is saying is that any shitwad, properly motivated, can reach the Howardian plateau.
Subsequently, if he could do it, you can do it! That's not bragging, that's inspiration.
That's his message, and it's a good one. Ooh Rah!