Ok, get big, here's the real deal

[light weight baby]

I'd advise on not passing on the ladyboys. You haven't lived until you've had your prostate massaged by a 4 inch asian micropeen

i think lady boys are the ones receiving sex tourist cocks
so i ask myself what is the appeal, since the thai female prostitutes also take it up the ass, no questions asked (put this to the test, just put my dick in there without any warning during the midle of smashing her pussy, no questions or bitching)

[Howard]

We need howard to make himself useful to getbig and give us a first hand experience of a session with a dime piece thai ladyboy. that will end this mystery.

This way he'll make up for over a decade of shit posts and failed bodybuilding comebacks 

 

Since my 9th wife recently left me , you'd think I was looking for some hot LtWtbaby approved action.
Alas, my pecker is more chicken noodle then  flag pole .

[Henda]

Sounds like you have carved out a decent life for yourself fat Howard, I'd be more than happy with that life at retirement with the obvious exception of not being a fatass

[Hack Benchers]

can you at least make some new pics and videos and stories

you are like a broken record jesus (in b4 pot kettle etc)

Yes yes yes. Make up some new stuff for fucks sake. We shall welcome it.
And judging by your pic I dont believe for second you are 250lbs at 5'10. Why lie about that? Prove to me you are really that fat Howard, lets see some pics of your fat ass.

[Howard]

Sounds like you have carved out a decent life for yourself fat Howard, I'd be more than happy with that life at retirement with the obvious exception of not being a fatass

I'll take your suggestion under advisement.

Life's better on a full stomach.

[Hack Benchers]

I'll take your suggestion under advisement.

Life's better on a full stomach.

Prove to me you are 250lbs. I do NOT believe it. Pics or its a lie.

[Howard]

Yes yes yes. Make up some new stuff for fucks sake. We shall welcome it.
And judging by your pic I dont believe for second you are 250lbs at 5'10. Why lie about that? Prove to me you are really that fat Howard, lets see some pics of your fat ass.

Does it really matter?
I can understand posting a pic if  I was a pawg and you were BMC .
Then you'd crack one off and we'd all live happily ever after.

[Simple Simon]

not one photo of Holyfield or Chris Cormier....

[Hack Benchers]

Does it really matter?
I can understand posting a pic if  I was a pawg and you were BMC .
Then you'd crack one off and we'd all live happily ever after.

Dont beat around the bush. Prove us you are as fat as you claim to be. 250 at 5'10. Prove us this is true.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG.

I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.

My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.

We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.

I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.

Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.

That's my story.  What's yours?

Sell the PURPLE car immediately...You will end up with a mug shot very soon if you don't. Ask Groink about the color purple...

[SF1900]

Guy, its a muscle forum, who cares, ease up, nothing matters... But good to know its mainly conservative 

 

[SF1900]

Howard, advice:

[Primemuscle]

Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG.

I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.

My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.

We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.

I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.

Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.

That's my story.  What's yours?

-Shameless bragger.

My story is far too complicated for most all of the folks here. Suffice it to say, in my long lifetime I've experienced a lot, both good and bad.

[Kahn.N.Singh]

-Shameless bragger

Not to take anything away from Howard, but it's only bragging if he thinks his credentials are impressive to others, which he would have to imagine as inferior to himself.

It's like a girl who's a 5-6 "bragging" to a 3-4 about her date with the local theater's concessions clerk.
7s and above are hardly impressed.
So, I don't think Howard is bragging about leading an exceptional life of extraordinary accomplishments,
but rather is demonstrating how hard work and discipline can lead to a secure and comfortable life.

In a sense, what he is saying is that any shitwad, properly motivated, can reach the Howardian plateau.
Subsequently, if he could do it, you can do it! That's not bragging, that's inspiration.
That's his message, and it's a good one. Ooh Rah!