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Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« on: December 14, 2016, 02:41:55 PM »
Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o

I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.

My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.

We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.

I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.

Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.

That's my story.  What's yours?

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2016, 02:44:30 PM »
you will have to wait for my autobiography.

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2016, 02:45:26 PM »

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2016, 02:45:42 PM »
We have heard your life story a million times. Why do you think we care, we don't.

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2016, 02:52:58 PM »
We have heard your life story a million times. Why do you think we care, we don't.
x2

it's not remotely interesting


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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2016, 03:01:26 PM »
Howard, good for you, successful, unlike 90% of the libtard children here, again... good for you...

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2016, 03:17:41 PM »
HOWARD, Semper Fi once again and if I ever do get a chance to meet you in person, I'd like to ask you a couple of Quantum Mechanics questions.

The first one would be  ......Have you ever read DANCING WU LI MASTERS? I read it 5X (+) and am still completely confused but parts of it allowed me the ability to discuss it sort of intelligently with a QM professor at UC Berkley who told me that I'd have to be really dumb to say I understood most of it.

Fascinating subject.


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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2016, 03:22:58 PM »
Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o

I'm Howard, age 58 and recently retired from small college teaching ( physics). I went to grad school and never quit , earning a masters in physics and doctorate in science education .
At 5'10" I'm a "bulky" 250'ish and need to get leaner.

My wife is previously divorced (like me) , cute face with a curvy figure and was an exec VP for a major bank.
Despite what LtWtbaby thinks, she's a real life partner and we are building an awesome lifestyle TOGETHER.
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.

We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.

I recently bought my dream car, a classic dark purple Mustang convertible and it kicks ass, vroom-vroom.
From 1978-95 I competed in over 40 bodybuilding contests along, mostly on the state/regional level.
I juiced a bit in the mid 80's but enjoyed doing well in Untested NPC shows in the 90's without any 'roids.

Before any of that I was active duty USMC and was proud to have served with some great marines.

That's my story.  What's yours?

Is there a reason why you dont have a gym on your property a few dumbbells, barbells, bench cardio machine etc why is this.

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2016, 03:35:01 PM »
This guy is 80 years old finally won his ifbb pro card so if you are old fat and out of shape then shame on you.


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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2016, 03:39:23 PM »
is that howard?
Jay Mentzer acctually

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2016, 03:40:16 PM »
Q

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2016, 04:02:19 PM »
Ur the real deal, Howard. U r.

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2016, 04:26:16 PM »
We have heard your life story a million times. Why do you think we care, we don't.
agreed
For fucks sake
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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2016, 04:28:17 PM »
Jay Mentzer acctually

LOL, nope that was me in 1988 at the Jr USA in my prime.

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2016, 04:28:43 PM »
Since nobody asked or cares, I figured it's time for some shameless bragging. WTF , it's Get BIG. :o

I'm Howard, age 58
We own a 5 BR home on 5 wooded acres in N Ga which is our permanent residence. It has 2 streams , regular herd of deer and a bunch of pretty birds and other wild life . On the back deck we have a large hot tub, that I enjoy.
Going out on a clear night and looking up at the stars while soaking with her is amazing.

We also own a couple (2) large vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts. My wife does a great job keeping them rented and it's a nice small business where we employ a cleaning lady, handy man, etc.



Georgia you say?

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2016, 04:33:04 PM »
We have heard your life story a million times. Why do you think we care, we don't.

Since you're so excited about my life, here's an old video of me reposted almost as much as that BB pic LOL
My wife appears at 2 min and we had just started dating.
Time marches on and if you're not careful it marches on your face.


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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2016, 04:34:40 PM »
Georgia you say?



Hey now my wife may look a tad rough before she puts on her make up and does her hair.

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2016, 04:35:13 PM »
Since you're so excited about my life, here's an old video of me reposted almost as much as that BB pic LOL
My wife appears at 2 min and we had just started dating.
Time marches on and if you're not careful it marches on your face.


can you at least make some new pics and videos and stories

you are like a broken record jesus (in b4 pot kettle etc)

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2016, 04:37:21 PM »
x2

it's not remotely interesting



Ok, so what have you done with your life?

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2016, 04:38:20 PM »
This guy is 80 years old finally won his ifbb pro card so if you are old fat and out of shape then shame on you.



So you're saying my pro card dreams are still alive? ;D

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2016, 04:41:33 PM »
can you at least make some new pics and videos and stories

you are like a broken record jesus (in b4 pot kettle etc)
I shot my load with these tales and got northing left.
LOL, at least you get with different whores to keep things fresh.



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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2016, 04:44:46 PM »
Ok, so what have you done with your life?


fucked upwards of 150 prostitutes, around 20 "non prostitutes", fucked women from many different countries including bulgaria, russia, nigeria, n i g er, ghana, congo, brazil, cameroon, guinea, segenal, thailand, myanmar, somalia, jamaica, rwanda, cuba, dominican republic, haiti just off the top of my head

traveled to far away countries to sleep with more prostitutes

dominated coworkers, supervisors, and directors  

built nearly 18" arms so far going for 19" in 2017


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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2016, 04:49:08 PM »
fucked upwards of 150 prostitutes, around 20 "non prostitutes", fucked women from many different countries including bulgaria, russia, nigeria, guy, ghana, congo, cameroon, guinea, segenal, thailand, myanmar, somalia, jamaica, rwanda, cuba, dominican republic, haiti just off the top of my head

traveled to far away countries to sleep with more prostitutes

dominated coworkers, supervisors, and directors  

built nearly 18" arms so far going for 19" in 2017



Not a bad lifestyle and sounds like fun.
It sure as hell beats being married to some fat bitchy wench with 8 snotty brats driving you crazy.

I know you'll crack on me for suggesting this, but wtf:
It would be cool to meet and do an arm workout together?
You seem like a decent guy.

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2016, 04:51:51 PM »
you will have to wait for my autobiography.


Will it begin with:

I was out on my 1st real date and we started making out.
I reached under her skirt and felt a big set of balls flop on my hand.
Luckily I had been a regular on get big and knew it was guaranteed anal with this one.

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Re: Ok, get big, here's the real deal
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2016, 04:53:19 PM »
Not a bad lifestyle and sounds like fun.
It sure as hell beats being married to some fat bitchy wench with 8 snotty brats driving you crazy.

I know you'll crack on me for suggesting this, but wtf:
It would be cool to meet and do an arm workout together?
You seem like a decent guy.
we can train at the universe gym in pattaya next summer

tell your wife you need to go to pattaya for a youtube collab arm workout

it's not cheating if it's ladyboys ::)