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whenever i go out on a date i try to pump myself up before, maybe go into the restroom.
if possible go the gym just before the date.
i assume im not the only one doing this?
there should be a video out how to use a restroom to pump up, like doing standing pushups on the toilet seat etc
in fact i think mens restroom should have a mini-gym of sort so men can go there to pump up. maybe sell pump-pwo products there etc.
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Tips on how to look big, wear a white body hugging shirt it shows your muscle more, drink some red wine combined with the push ups in the men's room you should look vascular.
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Tips on how to look big, wear a white body hugging shirt it shows your muscle more, drink some red wine combined with the push ups in the men's room you should look vascular.
Black is slimming, and thus by default makes your arms look bigger. Black t shirts FTW.
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good tips as always 8 inch, yes myself i dont have to go for the slim look so i try to avoid black shirts.
i realize some people might find this pumping up before dating silly or exaggeration but i assure you - if women could pump their tits up half a size by doing pushups, the line to the womens bathroom would be even longer than it already is today...
also its not just the look its the feel, why wouldnt you wanna be pumped before a date? to look your absolute best and most maxed out. the question should be asked why DONT people pump up more?
there should be whole books on teh subject. people talk about getting pump in the gym, its OUTSIDE the gym the pump is need! to get the pump, keep the pump as long as possible.
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Black is slimming, and thus by default makes your arms look bigger. Black t shirts FTW.
i dont know about that. say you got a tan and a white shirt, you should look bigger than a black shirt.
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let me illustrate the difference between wearing a white vs a black shirt:
first off the white shirt:
(http://www.vascularwear.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/White-Body-Building-Workout-Clothes.jpg)
you cant hide anything with a white shirt, chest is very visable etc.
(https://guideimg.alibaba.com/images/shop/105/02/11/3/insta-slim-muscle-crew-neck-t-shirt-look-up-to-5-slimmer-instantly-black-3xl_1182313.jpg)
you dont see much of the body, just arms
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here's another example
i dont think you are going to get this clearly visible look of a muscular physique wearing a black shirt
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/36/f2/23/36f22311c51c2c66274b6d5161ccdff0.jpg)
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here's another example
i dont think you are going to get this clearly visible look of a muscular physique wearing a black shirt
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/36/f2/23/36f22311c51c2c66274b6d5161ccdff0.jpg)
Unlike him, I am natty. I am also tall and a recovering skinnyfat with wide hips. I need to slim my midsection as much as possible to offset this.
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Unlike him, I am natty. I am also tall and a recovering skinnyfat with wide hips. I need to slim my midsection as much as possible to offset this.
thats understandable, that is the problem with white shirts, it hides nothing.
maybe there's something in between, dark blue or something
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Unlike him, I am natty. I am also tall and a recovering skinnyfat with wide hips. I need to slim my midsection as much as possible to offset this.
just get on the sauce and get hindenburg huge
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Had a mate who would do push-ups and use a hand gripper for high reps before we went to the pub
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No. I'm lean so have veins running down my arms and biceps anyway.
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Had a mate who would do push-ups and use a hand gripper for high reps before we went to the pub
now thats what im talking about!
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Yes
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I take 30 mg of halotestin before a date. It does the job ;)
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whenever i go out on a date i try to pump myself up before, maybe go into the restroom.
if possible go the gym just before the date.
i assume im not the only one doing this?
there should be a video out how to use a restroom to pump up, like doing standing pushups on the toilet seat etc
in fact i think mens restroom should have a mini-gym of sort so men can go there to pump up. maybe sell pump-pwo products there etc
ha!!! Im getting old. Funny post. Had to have a laugh!!! B
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whenever i go out on a date i try to pump myself up before, maybe go into the restroom.
if possible go the gym just before the date.
i assume im not the only one doing this?
there should be a video out how to use a restroom to pump up, like doing standing pushups on the toilet seat etc
in fact i think mens restroom should have a mini-gym of sort so men can go there to pump up. maybe sell pump-pwo products there etc.
Great tip for meeting your date...if he's an older schmoe in the f'n MEN's bathroom. ;D
Some of you are totally clueless when it comes to woman. 100% serious.
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Of course the pump up before a date is a must! Mandatory 200 pushups pre shower and 100 post shower. Also when i was bartending i would always train right before work, i would always walk in get behind the bar looking vascular and pumped..some of the waitresses and customers(regulars who knew me) would say "you are getting big " or "you look bigger then you did the last time i saw you" i would say wait 30 mins I'll start deflating and by the end of the night, I'll look like a completely different person ;D hard to keep the nitrogen levels while working behind a busy bar for 8 hours..the struggle is real!
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Unlike him, I am natty. I am also tall and a recovering skinnyfat with wide hips. I need to slim my midsection as much as possible to offset this.
Wtf? He's def natty..you must look like shit.
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good tips as always 8 inch, yes myself i dont have to go for the slim look so i try to avoid black shirts.
i realize some people might find this pumping up before dating silly or exaggeration but i assure you - if women could pump their tits up half a size by doing pushups, the line to the womens bathroom would be even longer than it already is today...
also its not just the look its the feel, why wouldnt you wanna be pumped before a date? to look your absolute best and most maxed out. the question should be asked why DONT people pump up more?
there should be whole books on teh subject. people talk about getting pump in the gym, its OUTSIDE the gym the pump is need! to get the pump, keep the pump as long as possible.
I used to do that. Then I just got rich. Easy.
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Of course the pump up before a date is a must! Mandatory 200 pushups pre shower and 100 post shower. Also when i was bartending i would always train right before work, i would always walk in get behind the bar looking vascular and pumped..some of the waitresses and customers(regulars who knew me) would say "you are getting big " or "you look bigger then you did the last time i saw you" i would say wait 30 mins I'll start deflating and by the end of the night, I'll look like a completely different person ;D hard to keep the nitrogen levels while working behind a busy bar for 8 hours..the struggle is real!
I honestly believe you did that. :D
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I honestly believe you did that. :D
Absolutely 100% truth, albeit is hilarious. ..just enjoying the ride broski! Lifes too short not to be pumped up on a date..but this only applies to new girls, if its a girl ive been dating for a while then no need for this pre date routine ;)
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Absolutely 100% truth, albeit is hilarious. ..just enjoying the ride broski! Lifes too short not to be pumped up on a date..but this only applies to new girls, if its a girl ive been dating for a while then no need for this pre date routine ;)
Haha I remember back in the day, I use to ALWAYS pump up before going out,with my tight ass shirts on to show the physique. Funny.
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Haha I remember back in the day, I use to ALWAYS pump up before going out,with my tight ass shirts on to show the physique. Funny.
Hell yeah, in college it was part of my pregame before going out..me and my buddies would be slamming drinks in our apartment. .id be doing pushups lol. .my friends would be laughing hysterically. ..dude im known for it lol ;D
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Hell yeah, in college it was part of my pregame before going out..me and my buddies would be slamming drinks in our apartment. .id be doing pushups lol. .my friends would be laughing hysterically. ..dude im known for it lol ;D
Sounds exactly like me and my buddies lol.
I could care less now, lol. Funny how things change as you age.
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Absolutely 100% truth, albeit is hilarious. ..just enjoying the ride broski! Lifes too short not to be pumped up on a date..but this only applies to new girls, if its a girl ive been dating for a while then no need for this pre date routine ;)
I've seen you posting for awhile now and want to tell you a couple things:
1. You could do well in MPD or classic physique if you wanted to compete.
2. You seem like a positive, optimistic dude.
3. I've been on my share of cruises and always enjoyed the experience.
It's got to be a lot better being a ship's officer, but it look like some long days.
4. You appear to have a decent working knowledge of what makes females tick.
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if you are one of the bigger guys you dont need none of that bullshit
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Sounds exactly like me and my buddies lol.
I could care less now, lol. Funny how things change as you age.
I still care lol..but im still "in the game" so mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
I've seen you posting for awhile now and want to tell you a couple things:
1. You could do well in MPD or classic physique if you wanted to compete.
2. You seem like a positive, optimistic dude.
3. I've been on my share of cruises and always enjoyed the experience.
It's got to be a lot better being a ship's officer, but it look like some long days.
4. You appear to have a decent working knowledge of what makes females tick.
I have competed in MFD, 3 shows, won 2, 3rd show was a national level placed in the top 10 out of 35 plus dudes. But looking to do classic physique next show.
Yes being an officer you have many special entitlements then the regular employee, my own cabin being one of them, access to the passenger gym, officers mess (which has way better food the the crew mess) but yes the hours are taxing..i avg around 70-80 hours a week..5 month straight contract..no days off..so you have to have unbelievable stamina to withstand this style of work, which is why the turnover rate is super high in the cruise industry..and majority of Americans cant handle completing a 5 month contract some only last days.
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I still care lol..but im still "in the game" so mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.I have competed in MFD, 3 shows, won 2, 3rd show was a national level placed in the top 10 out of 35 plus dudes. But looking to do classic physique next show.
Yes being an officer you have many special entitlements then the regular employee, my own cabin being one of them, access to the passenger gym, officers mess (which has way better food the the crew mess) but yes the hours are taxing..i avg around 70-80 hours a week..5 month straight contract..no days off..so you have to have unbelievable stamina to withstand this style of work, which is why the turnover rate is super high in the cruise industry..and majority of Americans cant handle completing a 5 month contract some only last days.
Im married, so it all makes sense now.
Although when im in shape, and going out for dinner, ive thrown in a few pushups. So the fire still burns a little. lol
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Im married, so it all makes sense now.
Although when im in shape, and going out for dinner, ive thrown in a few pushups. So the fire still burns a little. lol
haha! Nice! Better than all my buddies that are married. .they all lost the eye of the tiger!
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haha! Nice! Better than all my buddies that are married. .they all lost the eye of the tiger!
hahaha....my wife is slowly sucking it out of me but im holding on to it. I just started training again, and actually meal prepping, shall see how this goes. Been self absorbed and married is a tricky thing. Usually leads to fights.
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good posts guys 8)
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I take 30 mg of halotestin before a date. It does the job ;)
Tell me that's not you in your profile pic? Wearing sunglasses in your bedroom in your mom's height at night.
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I usually clean up my place, hide my cutting tools, plastic tarps and bags.
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...yes...but in my defense, the whole rhyme and reason for weight trainging is to FUCKN' show off.
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...yes...but in my defense, the whole rhyme and reason for weight trainging is to FUCKN' show off.
If your conditioning is good enough, you don't need a pump to look good.
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pump is always needed, you can always look better, bigger...
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I take 30 mg of halotestin before a date. It does the job ;)
and 100mg test susp, 2 drops of miberolone and toss in a few mcgs of oral tren and I might fuck her on the table then toss her out the restaurant window
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Never once thought of pumping up before going out... I've seen many clowns do it though. Pretty pathetic actually, as if any woman gives a shit, or anyone else for that matter. If you're truly big and muscular there is no need for it, and you've probably never thought of doing it.
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if you are huge like me you actually look bigger in a loose dress shirt than in a tank top
no pump required
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so lets see:
benefits of pump:
- looking better
- looking bigger
- feeling better
and people choose NOT to pumo up? ok-ey... ???
please come back when you have a case, until then better not post.
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yes I pump up with a penis pump.
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I still care lol..but im still "in the game" so mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.I have competed in MFD, 3 shows, won 2, 3rd show was a national level placed in the top 10 out of 35 plus dudes. But looking to do classic physique next show.
Yes being an officer you have many special entitlements then the regular employee, my own cabin being one of them, access to the passenger gym, officers mess (which has way better food the the crew mess) but yes the hours are taxing..i avg around 70-80 hours a week..5 month straight contract..no days off..so you have to have unbelievable stamina to withstand this style of work, which is why the turnover rate is super high in the cruise industry..and majority of Americans cant handle completing a 5 month contract some only last days.
80 hours a week is a lot. How many hours working out are added to that?
You complete 2 of those 5 month contracts a year, each year?
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yes I pump up with a penis pump.
Doesn't always work for me depending on how long it is before sex. ;D
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80 hours a week is a lot. How many hours working out are added to that?
You complete 2 of those 5 month contracts a year, each year?
No doubt, the top positions on board (F&B director, Chief engineer, Hotel director, Executive Housekeeper) work around 100 they are on call 24-7, I train 45 min to 1 hour a day, I average anywhere from 8-12 miles walking a day on my pedometer for work, ship is huge 15 decks, 1000 feet long and I run 6 decks that I have to constantly check on from up and down different decks to the front to back of the ship, I've had guys who worked for me lose 30-40 pounds in a 5 month contract just from all the walking the job requires (no training in gym). And yes 2, 5 month contracts a year, or you can extend, in which I completed 2 contracts in one shot, worked 9 months straight with out a day off, so I could have 12 weeks vacation to train for my last show. I'm the only American that has ever done that, most people can't work 9 days without a day off. The struggle is real broski!
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No doubt, the top positions on board (F&B director, Chief engineer, Hotel director, Executive Housekeeper) work around 100 they are on call 24-7, I train 45 min to 1 hour a day, I average anywhere from 8-12 miles walking a day on my pedometer for work, ship is huge 15 decks, 1000 feet long and I run 6 decks that I have to constantly check on from up and down different decks to the front to back of the ship, I've had guys who worked for me lose 30-40 pounds in a 5 month contract just from all the walking the job requires (no training in gym). And yes 2, 5 month contracts a year, or you can extend, in which I completed 2 contracts in one shot, worked 9 months straight with out a day off, so I could have 12 weeks vacation to train for my last show. I'm the only American that has ever done that, most people can't work 9 days without a day off. The struggle is real broski!
Great info / insights bro.
This why I read your posts ( no homo).
You love your job thats for sure. No wife and kids yet so you can go full force.
Oh and this verified the big breakfasts once and for all.
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No doubt, the top positions on board (F&B director, Chief engineer, Hotel director, Executive Housekeeper) work around 100 they are on call 24-7, I train 45 min to 1 hour a day, I average anywhere from 8-12 miles walking a day on my pedometer for work, ship is huge 15 decks, 1000 feet long and I run 6 decks that I have to constantly check on from up and down different decks to the front to back of the ship, I've had guys who worked for me lose 30-40 pounds in a 5 month contract just from all the walking the job requires (no training in gym). And yes 2, 5 month contracts a year, or you can extend, in which I completed 2 contracts in one shot, worked 9 months straight with out a day off, so I could have 12 weeks vacation to train for my last show. I'm the only American that has ever done that, most people can't work 9 days without a day off. The struggle is real broski!
You're no hero. You're pulling mad ass on those cruises. It doesn't count as work if others would pay top dollar to do it.
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This one is MUCH better...
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This whole thread about "pumping up" before a date is a lie from someone who has obviously never pumped anything up. Unless your date lives right next door to the gym or your club is similarly close none of this makes any sense. Your pump would be lost long before you got anywhere. It's all mental illness (and not in a good way)
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Great info / insights bro.
This why I read your posts ( no homo).
You love your job thats for sure. No wife and kids yet so you can go full force.
Oh and this verified the big breakfasts once and for all.
Thanks man..yeah i work with a lot of people that are married. .they all cheat on their wives while on board its fucked up. Yes in terms of the breakfast being that active every day my appetite is through the roof, i take down more food then any other crew member on the ship that's for sure..im known for how much i eat..the staff that works our mess knows me very well..
You're no hero. You're pulling mad ass on those cruises. It doesn't count as work if others would pay top dollar to do it.
trust me bro its a lot of hard work..yes there's a lot of hooking up going on but dont get it twisted its definitely taxing..the schedule is a beast.
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When I was young single and on the hunt... Best workout of the week was sat night 7-8, judge Jules dance anthems on radio 1, back, traps..then quik chest/arms pump sets to finish.. Out in the drink at 9, tshirts hanging just right off the traps, big cock vein on biceps showing... You people have a lot to learn
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Thanks man..yeah i work with a lot of people that are married. .they all cheat on their wives while on board its fucked up. Yes in terms of the breakfast being that active every day my appetite is through the roof, i take down more food then any other crew member on the ship that's for sure..im known for how much i eat..the staff that works our mess knows me very well..trust me bro its a lot of hard work..yes there's a lot of hooking up going on but dont get it twisted its definitely taxing..the schedule is a beast.
Lol I was talking about the fact that you dont have a wife or kids so you can WORK as much as you like/need. I was not talking about chasing tail ;D
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When I was young single and on the hunt... Best workout of the week was sat night 7-8, judge Jules dance anthems on radio 1, back, traps..then quik chest/arms pump sets to finish.. Out in the drink at 9, tshirts hanging just right off the traps, big cock vein on biceps showing... You people have a lot to learn
great tip thanks
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I do anal stretching excersises.
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hahaha....my wife is slowly sucking it out of me but im holding on to it. I just started training again, and actually meal prepping, shall see how this goes. Been self absorbed and married is a tricky thing. Usually leads to fights.
Same here bro. Exept the working out part, I dont do that.
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got a great pump today at the gym, i had to pull my sweater off and look in the mirror just wearing a tight t-shirt
i dont trust the pump though, as far as gaines go, but i was also stronger today so i got all bases covered
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No.. I'm an adult...
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I do anal stretching excersises.
Pics...or it never happened :D