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She's no Trainwreck! Amy Schumer showcases her knockout figure in strapless bikini during Hawaii beach outing
She played a casual sex-loving drunkard in her breakout movie hit.
But Amy Schumer proved she is far from a Trainwreck in real life as she showcased her knockout bikini body as she went for a stroll on the beach in Hawaii on Saturday.
The blonde beauty looked like she was loving the attention as she turned heads while going for a paddle in the tropical paradise of Oahu.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB37600000578-0-image-m-12_1468808236992.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB36400000578-0-image-m-5_1468808120355.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB2E200000578-0-image-m-11_1468808206975.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html)
I think we found the perfect representation of the dad bod for women. Mom bod?
(https://i.imgflip.com/mtfzf.jpg)
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She's going to play the role of Barbie.
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That's fucking disgusting,but what I figured was under her clothes.Nasty face,nasty personality and nasty body.
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She's going to play the role of Barbie.
You are, unfortunately, correct. :-X
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That's fucking disgusting,but what I figured was under her clothes.Nasty face,nasty personality and nasty body.
Dolled up with make up, hair down and shape wear under flared skirt and low cut top, she looks hot.
Seeing her more "au natural" is a buzz kill and I'm very disappointed with her saggy , wide ass.
Damn shape wear must make it sit up higher and look perky /round?
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She's no Trainwreck!
knockout figure
knockout bikini body
blonde beauty
Who comes up with this shit? They'd probably describe Heath as a 7 ft giant with barn door wide shoulders and the humility of a Capuchin monk.
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She's no Trainwreck!
knockout figure
knockout bikini body
blonde beauty
Who comes up with this shit? They'd probably describe Heath as a 7 ft giant with barn door wide shoulders and the humility of a Capuchin monk.
The same people that wrote this in an article titled :
* What a Man Really Thinks Looking at You in a Bikini *
Wearing a top and bottom with coordinated stripes tells him you're fashion forward.
WTF, no straight man ever thought THAT looking at some woman in a bikini.
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she would only look better fatter guys
needs more home cook meals to gain weight in the right areas
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Dolled up with make up, hair down and shape wear under flared skirt and low cut top, she looks hot.
No wonder you get married every other week. Low standards.
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Dolled up with make up, hair down and shape wear under flared skirt and low cut top, she looks hot.
Seeing her more "au natural" is a buzz kill and I'm very disappointed with her saggy , wide ass.
Damn shape wear must make it sit up higher and look perky /round?
WTF are you talking about? She'd have to lose at least 20lbs and build an ass to look semi decent. Unfortunately, nothing can be done about that mug. It also doesn't help that she's just a bad person.
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She's no Trainwreck!
knockout figure
knockout bikini body
blonde beauty
Who comes up with this shit? They'd probably describe Heath as a 7 ft giant with barn door wide shoulders and the humility of a Capuchin monk.
Yes it's crackers / Bollocks
Yet what is even more weird is quite a lot of men will -Read it - Look at it & Agree / Believe it..!!
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WTF are you talking about? She'd have to lose at least 20lbs and build an ass to look semi decent. Unfortunately, nothing can be done about that mug. It also doesn't help that she's just a bad person.
oh, wannabe do you know ms. schumer personally? so shes a bad person?
im guessing your basing that off of your chosen news sources legit facts and sound bites, show casing the finest select soundbites and tidbits to paint or spin a person in the light you/they are going for? you sound like a mom who watches TMZ and reads US weekly. outed
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The same people that wrote this in an article titled :
* What a Man Really Thinks Looking at You in a Bikini *
Wearing a top and bottom with coordinated stripes tells him you're fashion forward.
WTF, no straight man ever thought THAT looking at some woman in a bikini.
Well done Howard.
Youve finally made a funny remark.
Hopefully we dont have to wade through 400 goodbyes and returns and 8000 fart jokes before we see another one.
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I would hit it.
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB37600000578-0-image-m-12_1468808236992.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB36400000578-0-image-m-5_1468808120355.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB2E200000578-0-image-m-11_1468808206975.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html)
I think we found the perfect representation of the dad bod for women. Mom bod?
(https://i.imgflip.com/mtfzf.jpg)
Clearly offseason
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Unfunny Fatso Shumer
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And that's what she looks like when she DOESNT eat carbs.
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Well done Howard.
Youve finally made a funny remark.
Hopefully we dont have to wade through 400 goodbyes and returns and 8000 fart jokes before we see another one.
Four score and 7 years ago I came across this forum...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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everyone's fucked a lot worse and a lot poorer
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And that's what she looks like when she DOESNT eat carbs.
Looks good here:
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everyone's fucked a lot worse and a lot poorer
She looks better in a bathing suit then Shizzo and he got to smoke some dudes pole, so wtf.
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oh, wannabe do you know ms. schumer personally? so shes a bad person?
im guessing your basing that off of your chosen news sources legit facts and sound bites, show casing the finest select soundbites and tidbits to paint or spin a person in the light you/they are going for? you sound like a mom who watches TMZ and reads US weekly. outed
How dare you! I'm a DAD who watches TMZ and reads US weekly. ;D
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Steady diet of squats and heavy leg presses. She'd be ok in six months.
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Looks good here:
Wage gap is the stupidest argument feminists have. Women can't legally be paid less, if they were they could sue for a lot of money. And if it was legal to pay women less for the same work as what men do, why wouldn't every company save money and hire only women? And all that bullshit about "we pay more for cars and shampoo" if they bought basic shampoo men buy without the fancy monkey shit extracts they wouldn't pay more. Who charges women more for cars? Do car dealerships have a male and female price? And who pays more for car insurance? MEN do. Especially young men because they're deemed "dangerous drivers."
Also, she still looks like haggard asshole even when wearing a dress and dolled up.
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Wage gap is the stupidest argument feminists have. Women can't legally be paid less, if they were they could sue for a lot of money. And if it was legal to pay women less for the same work as what men do, why wouldn't every company save money and hire only women? And all that bullshit about "we pay more for cars and shampoo" if they bought basic shampoo men buy without the fancy monkey shit extracts they wouldn't pay more. Who charges women more for cars? Do car dealerships have a male and female price? And who pays more for car insurance? MEN do. Especially young men because they're deemed "dangerous drivers."
Also, she still looks like haggard asshole even when wearing a dress and dolled up.
I don't give 2 fuks about the f'n issue she rambled about . ;D
I just wanted to post brief video where she looked hot that blue dress with her hair and make up done.
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I don't give 2 fuks about the f'n issue she rambled about . ;D
I just wanted to post brief video where she looked hot that blue dress with her hair and make up done.
I'll pass. Maybe in 30 years my standards will drop. But for now I'll stick to my gf lol.
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LOL holy shit, what a coincidence. Just saw this video come up on my youtube feed. Mentions the Seth Rogan commercial.
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I'll pass. Maybe in 30 years my standards will drop. But for now I'll stick to my gf lol.
In 30 years , when you're my age , you'd give a kidney and left nut just to have Amy sit on your face.
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If she wasn't from a certain tribe, she never would have made it out of her local city doing stand up. She'd have Youtube video's of her stand up with 100- 150 views...She is everything that is wrong with GGews propping up their own just because they can...
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Ugly face, fat body and is a kunt. Nothing more to say!
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Damn the women have it easy :-\
Why oh why we men must be so horny suckers we would hit that.
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She's no Trainwreck!
knockout figure
knockout bikini body
blonde beauty
Who comes up with this shit? They'd probably describe Heath as a 7 ft giant with barn door wide shoulders and the humility of a Capuchin monk.
Fellow fat and ugly women write it to feel better about themselves. HTH
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB2E200000578-0-image-m-11_1468808206975.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html)
I think we found the perfect representation of the dad bod for women. Mom bod?
(https://i.imgflip.com/mtfzf.jpg)
Shit body!
Looks like that "47-year old" in that other thread!
Flat ass like a pancake!
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I despise this fat, ugly, joke stealing, hypocritical, unfunny, activist kunt. Fuck her and everyone associated with her. A total waste of a human being.
She's nothing more than a talent-less stooge being used to push leftists politics and feminism.
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She's no Trainwreck!
knockout figure
knockout bikini body
blonde beauty
Who comes up with this shit? They'd probably describe Heath as a 7 ft giant with barn door wide shoulders and the humility of a Capuchin monk.
They're doing comedy. Surely.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/mtfzf.jpg)
Shit body!
Looks like that "47-year old" in that other thread!
Flat ass like a pancake!
I'm not a big Seth Rogan fan, but I don't think he looks that bad naked?
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I'll pass. Maybe in 30 years my standards will drop. But for now I'll stick to my gf lol.
I think she looks pretty sexy in that yellow maid outfit.
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Wage gap is the stupidest argument feminists have. Women can't legally be paid less, if they were they could sue for a lot of money. And if it was legal to pay women less for the same work as what men do, why wouldn't every company save money and hire only women? And all that bullshit about "we pay more for cars and shampoo" if they bought basic shampoo men buy without the fancy monkey shit extracts they wouldn't pay more. Who charges women more for cars? Do car dealerships have a male and female price? And who pays more for car insurance? MEN do. Especially young men because they're deemed "dangerous drivers."
Also, she still looks like haggard asshole even when wearing a dress and dolled up.
Joe Rogan preaches the crap out of the gender wage gap being nothing but a conspiracy. It's bullshit. There is no gender wage gap. It doesn't exist.
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Joe Rogan preaches the crap out of the gender wage gap being nothing but a conspiracy. It's bullshit. There is no gender wage gap. It doesn't exist.
The only female gender gap I care about is the one between their legs.
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB37600000578-0-image-m-12_1468808236992.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB36400000578-0-image-m-5_1468808120355.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB2E200000578-0-image-m-11_1468808206975.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html)
I think we found the perfect representation of the dad bod for women. Mom bod?
(https://i.imgflip.com/mtfzf.jpg)
I'm shocked that it's a white dude walking with her.
Wasn't she also leaving the USA ?
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???
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She's no Trainwreck!
knockout figure
knockout bikini body
blonde beauty
Who comes up with this shit? They'd probably describe Heath as a 7 ft giant with barn door wide shoulders and the humility of a Capuchin monk.
same people who said Hillary landslide
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If she wasn't from a certain tribe, she never would have made it out of her local city doing stand up. She'd have Youtube video's of her stand up with 100- 150 views...She is everything that is wrong with GGews propping up their own just because they can...
absolutely agree. why is she so much more mainstream than that other whore sarah silverstein or whatever
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Fuck em, everywhere you go they are privileged and hoarding money
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Looks awful at any weight, it's just in her genetics.
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Waist-Hip Ratio of Peace
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB37600000578-0-image-m-12_1468808236992.jpg)(http://dynastyseries.com/wp-content/2013/10/laura-dore-originators-05.jpg)
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If she wasn't from a certain tribe, she never would have made it out of her local city doing stand up. She'd have Youtube video's of her stand up with 100- 150 views...She is everything that is wrong with GGews propping up their own just because they can...
I have no beef with her tribe but it's pretty much impossible to deny that they are propping up their own and forcing them on the public en masse.
Every time I see a new hot-ish actress in Hollywood with a little research you find out that she is a stealth gew.
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I have no beef with her tribe but it's pretty much impossible to deny that they are propping up their own and forcing them on the public en masse.
Every time I see a new hot-ish actress in Hollywood with a little research you find out that she is a stealth gew.
Everyone's Jewish in Media these days, be it in the movies or TV :D
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Everyone's Jewish in Media these days, be it in the movies or TV :D
Damn near everyone. I wouldn't mind if they were talented. I just want to be entertained. Most of them are douchy, uninteresting, unattractive, and unfunny.
I never go to the movies anymore and I don't watch much television. Between the gew brigade and the social justice warriors I just can't do it anymore.
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shes jewish? looks german
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Even the casual androgynyous postal worker looks better.
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shes jewish? looks german
Yes
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Amy Schumer has a body like J-Lo.
Sorry, I mean't like JELLO.
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You can tell Hollywood is dying by the fact that big stars like George Clooney and Mathew McConahey are now doing TV commercials.
In the past this would've been beneath them. Now, the big money acting jobs are drying up.
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Amy Schumer has a body like J-Lo.
Sorry, I mean't like JELLO.
You mean CeeLo?
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I despise this fat, ugly, joke stealing, hypocritical, unfunny, activist kunt.
me too, hope she dies
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I have no beef with her tribe
Interesting, seeing how that tribe despises you, and rectum fucked ur country by draining the wealth, destroying the morals and creating all manner of ill will thru media, education and government.
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me too, hope she dies
That would be for the best. Hopefully she hasn't shit out any kids yet. Fat whore.
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shes jewish? looks piggish
Fixed.
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She's a fuking pig
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Are those moles or did her boyfriend's rented quad get stuck in a Hawaiian mudhole and she helped push him out?
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Interesting, seeing how that tribe despises you, and rectum fucked ur country by draining the wealth, destroying the morals and creating all manner of ill will thru media, education and government.
:o
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The powers that be know that she is a disgusting pig, and they are using that to destroy "regular" white icons like Barbie. What next I wonder. (Not that I care about Barbie, no homo)
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You mean CeeLo?
NO DLO...
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She's an unfunny pig. Would let her blow me.
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She's an unfunny pig. Would let her blow me.
Sensible enough!
If her pie hole is filled with man meat, she's using her mouth for the right cause.
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NO DLO...
No Deebo
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6fv84YCMAEXoS0.jpg:large)
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She's jewish?
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She's jewish?
Yes, a relative of that twat Chuck Schumer.
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shes jewish? looks german
Yea, cuz there's no german Jews.
... Certainly not named "Schumer".
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It's not just that she's fat and ugly (she is) but her very soul is fat and ugly. No way around that, literally and spiritually.
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She should take a deep dive in that sea and never return
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It's not just that she's fat and ugly (she is) but her very soul is fat and ugly. No way around that, literally and spiritually.
But... But... according to Thong Maniac we're wrong about thinking she's a terrible person. Apparently we can't form our own opinions and only get our news from TMZ.
oh, wannabe do you know ms. schumer personally? so shes a bad person?
im guessing your basing that off of your chosen news sources legit facts and sound bites, show casing the finest select soundbites and tidbits to paint or spin a person in the light you/they are going for? you sound like a mom who watches TMZ and reads US weekly. outed
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB37600000578-0-image-m-12_1468808236992.jpg)
Finally, Tintin ate the Captain Haddock. 8)
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I dunno, I personally am not for her high horse nonsense, however I think it is cool what she did for her dad this xmas.
for all her bullshit, I gotta give her props for doing the right thing
http://www.cp24.com/entertainment-news/celebrity-news/schumer-buys-back-family-farm-as-gift-for-her-father-1.3211422 (http://www.cp24.com/entertainment-news/celebrity-news/schumer-buys-back-family-farm-as-gift-for-her-father-1.3211422)
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as if a would ever step foot on a farm?
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I dunno, I personally am not for her high horse nonsense, however I think it is cool what she did for her dad this xmas.
for all her bullshit, I gotta give her props for doing the right thing
http://www.cp24.com/entertainment-news/celebrity-news/schumer-buys-back-family-farm-as-gift-for-her-father-1.3211422 (http://www.cp24.com/entertainment-news/celebrity-news/schumer-buys-back-family-farm-as-gift-for-her-father-1.3211422)
what a gift to the world praise schumer
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You can tell Hollywood is dying by the fact that big stars like George Clooney and Mathew McConahey are now doing TV commercials.
In the past this would've been beneath them. Now, the big money acting jobs are drying up.
x2 the money in movies is spread far too thinly
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You can tell Hollywood is dying by the fact that big stars like George Clooney and Mathew McConahey are now doing TV commercials.
In the past this would've been beneath them. Now, the big money acting jobs are drying up.
CGI is closing in on digital humans. Soon Bond can be played by Connery again and he and his heirs will reap the benefits. Same with John Wayne's estate. He is still among the world's more popular entertainers and if a new Wayne movie were to come out with a digital Duke that looked and spoke like him, people would go see it so long as it held true to him. Flesh and blood actors will have to return to the stage, as if any of the current crop of crap ever worked the boards.
No one in Hollyweird productions would age in this digital world.
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB37600000578-0-image-m-12_1468808236992.jpg)
Finally, Tintin ate the Captain Haddock. 8)
She looks like an average 30 something with kids. How old is she, an does she have any kids?
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She looks like an average 30 something with kids. How old is she, an does she have any kids?
thats what i thought too. not terrible. throw some big milfy implants on her to even her out up top, and everyone on this board would have a diff opinion
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thats what i thought too. not terrible. throw some big milfy implants on her to even her out up top, and everyone on this board would have a diff opinion
She's a libtard. No way would I ever stoop that low. Talk about moral limbo. That would take a discerning individual the likes of that fucktard BMC.
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She's a libtard. No way would I ever stoop that low. Talk about moral limbo. That would take a discerning individual the likes of that fucktard BMC.
lol outed for caring about a womans political leanings. throw some tits on her and i dont give a fuck if she a neocon conservatard or a libraltard
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lol outed for caring about a womans political leanings. throw some tits on her and i dont give a fuck if she a neocon conservatard or a libraltard
"Outed"? Whatever. I have standards. If you or others choose not to or to lower yours, that's your problem.
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;)
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lol outed for caring about a womans political leanings. throw some tits on her and i dont give a fuck if she a neocon conservatard or a libraltard
I don't care about her political leanings. I care that she chooses to vomit her politics all over everyone instead of doing her job which is to be a comic.
I used to think she was mildly amusing until the day she became a kunty, hypocritical, anti-2nd amendment, sjw activist.
Now she can suck a bag full of dicks and then die for all I care.
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I think we can all conclude that once her career goes down the drain, that body's going to go just as quickly.
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She looks like an average 30 something with kids. How old is she, an does she have any kids?
I shudder at the thought of this thing reproducing.
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;)
And truth be told, I couldn't get laid if I was an egg. ;D Dammit!