Amy Schumer shows off her knockout body

[WannaBePro]

She's no Trainwreck! Amy Schumer showcases her knockout figure in strapless bikini during Hawaii beach outing

She played a casual sex-loving drunkard in her breakout movie hit.
But Amy Schumer proved she is far from a Trainwreck in real life as she showcased her knockout bikini body as she went for a stroll on the beach in Hawaii on Saturday.
The blonde beauty looked like she was loving the attention as she turned heads while going for a paddle in the tropical paradise of Oahu.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html

I think we found the perfect representation of the dad bod for women. Mom bod?

[Yamcha]

She's going to play the role of Barbie.

[robcguns]

That's fucking disgusting,but what I figured was under her clothes.Nasty face,nasty personality and nasty body.

[WannaBePro]

She's going to play the role of Barbie.

You are, unfortunately, correct. 

[Howard]

That's fucking disgusting,but what I figured was under her clothes.Nasty face,nasty personality and nasty body.

Dolled up with make up, hair down and shape wear under flared skirt and low cut top, she looks hot.

Seeing her more "au natural" is a buzz kill and I'm very disappointed with her saggy , wide ass.
Damn shape wear must make it sit up higher and look perky /round?

[Skeletor]

She's no Trainwreck!
knockout figure
knockout bikini body
blonde beauty

Who comes up with this shit? They'd probably describe Heath as a 7 ft giant with barn door wide shoulders and the humility of a Capuchin monk.

[Howard]

She's no Trainwreck!
knockout figure
knockout bikini body
blonde beauty

Who comes up with this shit? They'd probably describe Heath as a 7 ft giant with barn door wide shoulders and the humility of a Capuchin monk.

The same people that wrote this in an article titled :
* What a Man Really Thinks Looking at You in a Bikini *

   Wearing a top and bottom with coordinated stripes  tells him you're fashion forward.

WTF, no straight man ever thought THAT looking at some woman in a bikini.

[Marty Champions]

she would only look better fatter guys

needs more home cook meals to gain weight in the right areas

[mazrim]

Dolled up with make up, hair down and shape wear under flared skirt and low cut top, she looks hot.

No wonder you get married every other week. Low standards.

[WannaBePro]

Dolled up with make up, hair down and shape wear under flared skirt and low cut top, she looks hot.

Seeing her more "au natural" is a buzz kill and I'm very disappointed with her saggy , wide ass.
Damn shape wear must make it sit up higher and look perky /round?

WTF are you talking about? She'd have to lose at least 20lbs and build an ass to look semi decent. Unfortunately, nothing can be done about that mug. It also doesn't help that she's just a bad person.

[illuminati]

She's no Trainwreck!
knockout figure
knockout bikini body
blonde beauty

Who comes up with this shit? They'd probably describe Heath as a 7 ft giant with barn door wide shoulders and the humility of a Capuchin monk.

Yes it's crackers / Bollocks
Yet what is even more weird is quite a lot of men will -Read it - Look at it & Agree / Believe it..!!

[Thong Maniac]

WTF are you talking about? She'd have to lose at least 20lbs and build an ass to look semi decent. Unfortunately, nothing can be done about that mug. It also doesn't help that she's just a bad person.

oh, wannabe do you know ms. schumer personally? so shes a bad person?

im guessing your basing that off of your chosen news sources legit facts and sound bites, show casing the finest select soundbites and tidbits to paint or spin a person in the light you/they are going for? you sound like a mom who watches TMZ and reads US weekly. outed

[Dave D]

The same people that wrote this in an article titled :
* What a Man Really Thinks Looking at You in a Bikini *

   Wearing a top and bottom with coordinated stripes  tells him you're fashion forward.

WTF, no straight man ever thought THAT looking at some woman in a bikini.

Well done Howard.

Youve finally made a funny remark.

Hopefully we dont have to wade through 400 goodbyes and returns and 8000 fart jokes before we see another one.

[IronMagazine.com]

I would hit it.

[The Italian Lifter]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html

I think we found the perfect representation of the dad bod for women. Mom bod?

Clearly offseason

[Board_SHERIF]

Unfunny Fatso Shumer

[Rudee]

And that's what she looks like when she DOESNT eat carbs.

[Howard]

Well done Howard.

Youve finally made a funny remark.

Hopefully we dont have to wade through 400 goodbyes and returns and 8000 fart jokes before we see another one.

Four score and 7 years ago I came across this forum...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

[residue]

everyone's fucked a lot worse and a lot poorer

[Howard]

And that's what she looks like when she DOESNT eat carbs.

Looks good here:

[Howard]

everyone's fucked a lot worse and a lot poorer

She looks better in a bathing suit then Shizzo and he got to smoke some dudes pole, so wtf.

[WannaBePro]

oh, wannabe do you know ms. schumer personally? so shes a bad person?

im guessing your basing that off of your chosen news sources legit facts and sound bites, show casing the finest select soundbites and tidbits to paint or spin a person in the light you/they are going for? you sound like a mom who watches TMZ and reads US weekly. outed

How dare you! I'm a DAD who watches TMZ and reads US weekly. 

[Beefjake]

Steady diet of squats and heavy leg presses. She'd be ok in six months.

[WannaBePro]

Looks good here:

Wage gap is the stupidest argument feminists have. Women can't legally be paid less, if they were they could sue for a lot of money. And if it was legal to pay women less for the same work as what men do, why wouldn't every company save money and hire only women? And all that bullshit about "we pay more for cars and shampoo" if they bought basic shampoo men buy without the fancy monkey shit extracts they wouldn't pay more. Who charges women more for cars? Do car dealerships have a male and female price? And who pays more for car insurance? MEN do. Especially young men because they're deemed "dangerous drivers."

Also, she still looks like haggard asshole even when wearing a dress and dolled up.

[Howard]

Wage gap is the stupidest argument feminists have. Women can't legally be paid less, if they were they could sue for a lot of money. And if it was legal to pay women less for the same work as what men do, why wouldn't every company save money and hire only women? And all that bullshit about "we pay more for cars and shampoo" if they bought basic shampoo men buy without the fancy monkey shit extracts they wouldn't pay more. Who charges women more for cars? Do car dealerships have a male and female price? And who pays more for car insurance? MEN do. Especially young men because they're deemed "dangerous drivers."

Also, she still looks like haggard asshole even when wearing a dress and dolled up.

I don't give 2 fuks about the f'n issue she rambled about .

I just wanted to post  brief video where she looked hot that blue dress with her hair and make up done.