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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on February 15, 2017, 12:41:32 PM
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I cannot stand douche assholes that take multiple bites of a piece of sushi. Just pop that bitch in. Even worse is when they have chopsticks and take a bite and the rest falls apart from the chopstick so they're scrambling to save it. People don't even realize using chopsticks to eat sushi is wrong. it was designed as a finger food.
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1 bite
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1 bite
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2 biter. Sushi is to big to fit in my little manlet mouth at once. You could not have described it any better concerning the sushi falling apart (biting + chopstick scenario).......that is totally me LOL
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Real men eat sashimi
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1pc 1 bite. Wtf
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i have never eaten Sushi in my life.
I walk past a Yo Sushi place each week and still cant work out why anyone would sit there picking bowls off a conveyor belt that others could have opened and fucked about with.
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i have never eaten Sushi in my life.
I walk past a Yo Sushi place each week and still cant work out why anyone would sit there picking bowls off a conveyor belt that others could have opened and fucked about with.
WHAT???!!!!
Find a good sushi place, you will like it for life.
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I got sick on sushi once and haven't returned. :-X :-X :-X
It's hard to find GOOD sushi in my neck of the woods.
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How the fuck u get more than one bite from sushi?I only eat vegetable sushi but definitely one bite.
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There is no such thing as a 2 biter.
I refuse to believe that anyone that has been to something more than a sushi buffet or all you can eat sushi joint would dare desecrate sushi by not eating it in one bite, unless of course they are eating a hand roll.
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I got sick on sushi once and haven't returned. :-X :-X :-X
It's hard to find GOOD sushi in my neck of the woods.
Tough out there in Slovenia.
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i have never eaten Sushi in my life.
I walk past a Yo Sushi place each week and still cant work out why anyone would sit there picking bowls off a conveyor belt that others could have opened and fucked about with.
You seem a bit paranoid. Side note, at most of these places you can order from a table or bar as well, bypassing the belt entirely.
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Lean to make it yourself. After spending $600+/month on sushi for years and spending many hours at sushi bars watching the sushi chefs, my sushi is fuckin great. Hardest part is getting a reliable source of fish. (yellowtail/hamachi, tuna/maguru, toro, salmon etc...).
*snip*
Make spicy mayo by mixxing Siracha in with the japanese mayo till its a pale orange. Spicy mayo in sushi nplaces always looks more orange.. If u make it as orange as them itll b too spicy.
Drizzle the spicy mayo over top the scallop mixture.. Then drizzle some Eel Sauce (just buy that shit ready made.. Too hard to make) in a zigbzag pattern like the spicy mayo.. Use more spicy mayo than Eel sauce though.
Put itbin a toaster oven and bake it till the white mayo starts to brown a lil in spots. Take it out and dip itbin low sodium soy sauce and wasabi. Either use wasabi bought from a sushi place or make your own using wasabi powder from the store. Dont use the ready made paste from the store. Itll be spicy but wont have a wasabi flavor.
Repeat for the other 4 pieces (usually 8 pieces per roll).
Now youve got a $15 Diablo roll for $5.
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Or, pick up a package of crab sticks, a couple avocados, a brick of cream cheese, a pack of egg roll wrappers, a bottle of eel sauce and either ready-made spicy mayo or make your own spicey mayo with the above recipe.
Cut out the avocado and cream cheese into chunks the size of the crab sticks. Put it diagonal on the wonton wrapper (chec yyoutube for how to make an eggroll).. put a little bit of water on your finger tip and red in it along the edges of the wonton wrapper. All four edges that is... Wrap it up like an egg roll and deep fry it until it turns a light brown. Get a couple bowls have one with eel sauce and one with spicy mayo. Dip the rolls into rhe sauces before taking a bite. I prefer to dip itbin both the eel and spicy mayo... Helps if you cut the rolls in half at an angle first. .... Easy California egg roll.
I hope you are joking. You are trying to come off as a sushi connoisseur and you put fucking cream cheese in your rolls? That is the epitome of sacrilege.
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I`ve never tried sushi and have no desire to. :(
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I`ve never tried sushi and have no desire to. :(
If you like eating pussy then sushi is a breeze.
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i have never eaten Sushi in my life.
I walk past a Yo Sushi place each week and still cant work out why anyone would sit there picking bowls off a conveyor belt that others could have opened and fucked about with.
I don't eat seafood at all. Hate ALL seafood. Nasty garbage.
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I`ve never tried sushi and have no desire to. :(
Hard to believe since u are close to 200 yrs old, still have plenty time to try
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Real men eat sashimi
Boom end of thread
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Real men who train eat hamachi nigiri with a boatload of wasabi & toss the ginger on the floor.
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Sushi is kinda shitty. If I do go for sushi, then it will be 1 bite. Ain't no one got time for cleaning all that up.
HOWEVER! Sashimi blows sushi out of the water (no pun intended) (okay maybe pun intended)
A clean, thick cut of sashimi deserves to be enjoyed slowly...2 bites for sure
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1 bite
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i have never eaten Sushi in my life.
I walk past a Yo Sushi place each week and still cant work out why anyone would sit there picking bowls off a conveyor belt that others could have opened and fucked about with.
What!! You autistic SOB!!
J/k ;D Just give it a try bro!
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Lean to make it yourself. After spending $600+/month on sushi for years and spending many hours at sushi bars watching the sushi chefs, my sushi is fuckin great. Hardest part is getting a reliable source of fish. (yellowtail/hamachi, tuna/maguru, toro, salmon etc...).
Theres a cpl local resturants whos owner drives to long beach every morning to get fish so im lucky.
You can make your own baked or deep fried rolls if the fish is questionable or if all u can get is crab.
Make or buy a ready made california roll. Buy 2-3 BIG scallops (not the small ones or scallops in a bag frozen).. Chop the scallops into cubes boutbthe size as bullion cubes and mix them up in JAPANESE Mayo (like KewPie Mayo.. Although there are many different brands of japanese mayo.. Dont use american mayo).
Place 4 pieces of the sushi face up on a piece of tinfoil and pour half the scallop mixture over top of the sushi.
Make spicy mayo by mixxing Siracha in with the japanese mayo till its a pale orange. Spicy mayo in sushi nplaces always looks more orange.. If u make it as orange as them itll b too spicy.
Drizzle the spicy mayo over top the scallop mixture.. Then drizzle some Eel Sauce (just buy that shit ready made.. Too hard to make) in a zigbzag pattern like the spicy mayo.. Use more spicy mayo than Eel sauce though.
Put itbin a toaster oven and bake it till the white mayo starts to brown a lil in spots. Take it out and dip itbin low sodium soy sauce and wasabi. Either use wasabi bought from a sushi place or make your own using wasabi powder from the store. Dont use the ready made paste from the store. Itll be spicy but wont have a wasabi flavor.
Repeat for the other 4 pieces (usually 8 pieces per roll).
Now youve got a $15 Diablo roll for $5.
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Or, pick up a package of crab sticks, a couple avocados, a brick of cream cheese, a pack of egg roll wrappers, a bottle of eel sauce and either ready-made spicy mayo or make your own spicey mayo with the above recipe.
Cut out the avocado and cream cheese into chunks the size of the crab sticks. Put it diagonal on the wonton wrapper (chec yyoutube for how to make an eggroll).. put a little bit of water on your finger tip and red in it along the edges of the wonton wrapper. All four edges that is... Wrap it up like an egg roll and deep fry it until it turns a light brown. Get a couple bowls have one with eel sauce and one with spicy mayo. Dip the rolls into rhe sauces before taking a bite. I prefer to dip itbin both the eel and spicy mayo... Helps if you cut the rolls in half at an angle first. .... Easy California egg roll.
worlds longest story about raw fish fingers.
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POP THAT BITCH IN!
of peace
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To most sushi is maki rolls which is not really all that popular in Japan. You think you're eating Japanese food and technically you are eating some of the less popular dishes in Japan. Majority of sushi in Japan is Nigiri. Eating sashimi in Japan is amazing. I've always said if I was a millionaire I would mostly eat sashimi on a daily basis. That shit makes you feel great physically unlike meat that generally make you feel like shit and is hard for body to digest.
If your favourite sushi is california rolls, then you're just eating westernized idea of sushi which does not really exist in Japan. One of my favourite dining experience ever is a 6am sashimi meal at Tsukiji fish market after watching the auction at 5am.
I pity the fool who goes through life without experiencing this Japanese culinary master piece. So many people even refuse to try it because they "don't eat raw fish". Sushi in Japan is taken seriously and in many ways is an art form. Someone slamming down cheese burgers will never get it. Why would anyone otherwise pay $1.8 million for one fish?
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/07/japan-worlds-most-expensive-fish-sold-for-1-8-million/
(http://sampson.washcoll.edu/~ekingsley2/Final%20Project/images/nigiri.jpg)
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I don't eat seafood at all. Hate ALL seafood. Nasty garbage.
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Anyone who uses "chop sticks" to eat their food in the 21st century should be killed on the spot.
Fuck all of you non-Asians who eat with "chop sticks" when eating Asian food, thinking you're somehow "cool"
and fuck all you Asians who still eat with "chop sticks" because you are racist mafuckers who refuse to eat with White-people-invented-and-made cutlery.
I will kill the next person I see using "chop sticks".
I've fucking had enough.
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I don't eat seafood at all. Hate ALL seafood. Nasty garbage.
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Same.
I totally agree with this woman.
Sea creatures are fucking disgusting.
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To most sushi is maki rolls which is not really all that popular in Japan. You think you're eating Japanese food and technically you are eating some of the less popular dishes in Japan. Majority of sushi in Japan is Nigiri. Eating sashimi in Japan is amazing. I've always said if I was a millionaire I would mostly eat sashimi on a daily basis. That shit makes you feel great physically unlike meat that generally make you feel like shit and is hard for body to digest.
If your favourite sushi is california rolls, then you're just eating westernized idea of sushi which does not really exist in Japan. One of my favourite dining experience ever is a 6am sashimi meal at Tsukiji fish market after watching the auction at 5am.
I pity the fool who goes through life without experiencing this Japanese culinary master piece. So many people even refuse to try it because they "don't eat raw fish". Sushi in Japan is taken seriously and in many ways is an art form. Someone slamming down cheese burgers will never get it. Why would anyone otherwise pay $1.8 million for one fish?
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/07/japan-worlds-most-expensive-fish-sold-for-1-8-million/
(http://sampson.washcoll.edu/~ekingsley2/Final%20Project/images/nigiri.jpg)
Only time I'll ever eat a CA roll is if it's covered in panko and deepfried or covered in other stuff and baked (baked scallop(like above) or baked lobster.
Aside from that, ill put down 20-30 pieces of hamachi nigiri and 16-20 pieces of maguru nigiri, then a couple "american rolls".
Sushi bill is generally $600/month, but could easily be $2k. Lol
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Anyone who uses "chop sticks" to eat their food in the 21st century should be killed on the spot.
Fuck all of you non-Asians who eat with "chop sticks" when eating Asian food, thinking you're somehow "cool"
and fuck all you Asians who still eat with "chop sticks" because you are racist mafuckers who refuse to eat with White-people-invented-and-made cutlery.
I will kill the next person I see using "chop sticks".
I've fucking had enough.
Have it your way. We can use one less bigot and xenophobic embarrassment to white ppl.
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Have it your way. We can use one less bigot and xenophobic embarrassment to white ppl.
How did I know you were a big fan of eating food with a couple of little sticks..
Using "chop sticks" is more douchebaggish than a jacked bodybuilder taking off his top at a table in a restaurant and asking the waitress "what do you think of my big pecs, darling" while smirking and bouncing them after putting his sunnies back on his head at 9:30pm.
We I get it..
you want to be Asian.
You only date Asians
your whole family is into Asians
you eat like an Asian...
You're like the Kardickishians with Blacks.
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How did I know you were a big fan of eating food with a couple of little sticks..
Using "chop sticks" is more douchebaggish than a jacked bodybuilder taking off his top at a table in a restaurant and asking the waitress "what do you think of my big pecs, darling" while smirking and bouncing them after putting his sunnies back on his head at 9:30pm.
We I get it..
you want to be Asian.
You only date Asians
your whole family is into Asians
you eat like an Asian...
You're like the Kardickishians with Blacks.
Dude, you're an ignorant clown. People like you deserve to hang from a tree.
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Dude, you're an ignorant clown. People like you deserve to hang from a tree.
Were you not saying the other day about your family members / siblings/cousins banging different/specific types of Asians? Am I right or am I right?
And did you not read my "personal text" under my username? I said DO NOT DISTURB!
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Someone slamming down cheese burgers will never get it.
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Depends on the size of the roll.
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To most sushi is maki rolls which is not really all that popular in Japan. You think you're eating Japanese food and technically you are eating some of the less popular dishes in Japan. Majority of sushi in Japan is Nigiri. Eating sashimi in Japan is amazing. I've always said if I was a millionaire I would mostly eat sashimi on a daily basis. That shit makes you feel great physically unlike meat that generally make you feel like shit and is hard for body to digest.
If your favourite sushi is california rolls, then you're just eating westernized idea of sushi which does not really exist in Japan. One of my favourite dining experience ever is a 6am sashimi meal at Tsukiji fish market after watching the auction at 5am.
I pity the fool who goes through life without experiencing this Japanese culinary master piece. So many people even refuse to try it because they "don't eat raw fish". Sushi in Japan is taken seriously and in many ways is an art form. Someone slamming down cheese burgers will never get it. Why would anyone otherwise pay $1.8 million for one fish?
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/07/japan-worlds-most-expensive-fish-sold-for-1-8-million/
(http://sampson.washcoll.edu/~ekingsley2/Final%20Project/images/nigiri.jpg)
I'm a burgerslammer and i get it.
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No Getbigger should ever need two bites.
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One bite. Anything more and you're a fag.
Went out on valentines day. About 140 pieces between 3 of us, mostly sashimi + miso/edamame
Was a bit much.
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ill put down 20-30 pieces of hamachi nigiri and 16-20 pieces of maguru nigiri, then a couple "american rolls".
How the hell do you eat 50+ pieces of sushi? Unreal
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worlds longest story about raw fish fingers.
pellus like post.
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How the hell do you eat 50+ pieces of sushi? Unreal
he isnt bright enough to know when hes full.
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Called Sushi Asahi in Riverside.
That place was great! Changed hands now, only OK these days. Do yourself a favor, go eat a pizza at Romanos right there.
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Why do people boast how much sushi they can eat?
That's like saying you can eat your wife out for 2 straight hours
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Why do people boast how much sushi they can eat?
No idea. As I posted, I over did it the other day, and still felt full when I woke up. Gross.
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I cannot stand douche assholes that take multiple bites of a piece of sushi. Just pop that bitch in. Even worse is when they have chopsticks and take a bite and the rest falls apart from the chopstick so they're scrambling to save it. People don't even realize using chopsticks to eat sushi is wrong. it was designed as a finger food.
(http://static.kidspot.com.au/cm_assets/151128/cropped-image-of-young-female-eating-sushi-horizontal-shot-20160920102215.jpg~q75,dx720y432u1r1gg,c--.jpg)
Good to know! I can't use chopsticks to save my life ;D
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Anyone who uses "chop sticks" to eat their food in the 21st century should be killed on the spot.
Fuck all of you non-Asians who eat with "chop sticks" when eating Asian food, thinking you're somehow "cool"
and fuck all you Asians who still eat with "chop sticks" because you are racist mafuckers who refuse to eat with White-people-invented-and-made cutlery.
I will kill the next person I see using "chop sticks".
I've fucking had enough.
fuck anyone that uses guns, using Chinese gunpowder thinking you're somehow "cool"
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Hope Solo has great sushi
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Hope Solo has great sushi
More like an Arby's sandwich
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he isnt bright enough to know when hes full.
It's called Prader willi syndrome
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Were you not saying the other day about your family members / siblings/cousins banging different/specific types of Asians? Am I right or am I right?
And did you not read my "personal text" under my username? I said DO NOT DISTURB!
Post it. Never said anything remotely close to that nonsense. Fucken coward.
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How the hell do you eat 50+ pieces of sushi? Unreal
Not that hard. Depends on the sushi place and how much rice they use in their nigiri. Sometimes i take out 1/2 the rice.
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That place was great! Changed hands now, only OK these days. Do yourself a favor, go eat a pizza at Romanos right there.
I haven't been there for about a year, come to think of it... And i think I've had pizza at that place before.
Never fails the second i walk out of that place i get thirsty and gotta get a soda for that mcd's. Lol
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Not that hard. Depends on the sushi place and how much rice they use in their nigiri. Sometimes i take out 1/2 the rice.
so you only eat half as much as you first claimed
Gotcha.
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so you only eat half as much as you first claimed
Gotcha.
Youre calling me a liar? Saying i changed my story?
Dude, ill be so happy and will laugh my ass off when your wife jumps off a bridge.
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Youre calling me a liar? Saying i changed my story?
Dude, ill be so happy and will laugh my ass off when your wife jumps off a bridge.
Is she doing a sponsored bungee jump to pay for your sushi bill?
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Youre calling me a liar? Saying i changed my story?
Dude, ill be so happy and will laugh my ass off when your wife jumps off a bridge.
not a liar, but you did change your story
I ate 40 peanut butter sandwiches.
But I threw away all the bread.
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Youre calling me a liar? Saying i changed my story?
Dude, ill be so happy and will laugh my ass off when your wife jumps off a bridge.
RIP. You are starting to lose it. I warned you not to battle with Be There.
He cant be beat, it cant be done.
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RIP. You are starting to lose it. I warned you not to battle with Be There.
He cant be beat, it cant be done.
Dude's pathetic. His M.O. is to take what i say and twist it or completely make shit up. Im not surprised he hasnt been in a fight since he was 18. Dude got hisnass kicked and realized what a flat out bitch he was and had better stick to running his mouth where he feels safe.
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valentines day...3 of us
You kinky fucker!
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not a liar, but you did change your story
I ate 40 peanut butter sandwiches.
But I threw away all the bread.
Hey bitch... Reread it. Fuck youre stupid. I still have rice with the nigiri.
If you weren't such a complete bitch and then stay home 24/7 with your obese wife, you would know that some sushi places use a ton of rice with their nigiri.
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I cannot stand douche assholes that take multiple bites of a piece of sushi. Just pop that bitch in. Even worse is when they have chopsticks and take a bite and the rest falls apart from the chopstick so they're scrambling to save it. People don't even realize using chopsticks to eat sushi is wrong. it was designed as a finger food.
(http://static.kidspot.com.au/cm_assets/151128/cropped-image-of-young-female-eating-sushi-horizontal-shot-20160920102215.jpg~q75,dx720y432u1r1gg,c--.jpg)
???
It looks like she's using the wide end of the sticks to eat - 私は彼女を笑っている
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another gay thread. what a surprise... men talking about eating sushi.
might as well talk about brand of pantyhose you wearing. thread is 3 pages, great... keep it going guys, let grown men discuss sushi... yes just what we neeed in this world... more grown men talking sushi...
how can you live with yourself? there used to be a generation who fought in 2nd world war and nam and todays men talk about sushi on the internet...
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Good to know! I can't use chopsticks to save my life ;D
Hmm. When I was in Tokyo everyone had chopsticks. I didn't see anyone using their hands.
Now, half the battle is just getting used to grabbing the piece in the middle. The Zen call this 'finding the balance.' The other half is coordinating the sticks with one hand. It's generally advised to master the first skill before worrying about the second.
Simply pick up a chopstick in your left hand and place it astride the piece of food. With your right hand slide the second chopstick toward the food until you feel you have an effective hold. Elevate the food a little off the plate or traditional bamboo serving branch and say Antei Desu (optional but polite), then rotate the delicate edible upward toward your gaping maw.
Japanese children generally eat in the two handed fashion until the age of 10 but many senior Japanese will revert to the two handed style in later years. It is considered respectful when dining with a highly respected older person to take the first bite of a meal in this way. Japanese people will often congratulate a foreigner for learning to use chopsticks in the traditional 'correct' way before jumping straight into single handed use.
Above all have fun!
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2017 and people discuss using chopsticks...
how about a knife and a fork? quite a good invention... but no, lets pretend were still apes living in caves..
there's so many idiots posting on this site its almost unbelieveable
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2017 and people discuss using chopsticks...
how about a knife and a fork? quite a good invention... but no, lets pretend were still apes living in caves..
there's so many idiots posting on this site its almost unbelieveable
It is considered barbaric in the Orient to stab at one's food. And my directions for the use of chopsticks are intended to help those who seek to better themselves. The uncouth, content in their ignorance, may wallow.
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Asian ppl, or ppl who've been using chopsticks for a long time typically grab towards the end of the chopsticks, not the middle, & they dont cris-cross like an "X"... Properly held they should look like a "V".
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Fuck Sushi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
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Fuck Sushi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
You kinky fucker!
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Shows a lotta xenophobic and ignorant ppl here... Probablybthe same ppl who say "youre american.. Younshoukd only speak english!"... Born losers. Thats like saying you should only learn too count to 10. The more you know and understand, the greater the advantage.
How many ppl come here from mexico and only speak Spanish? Compare them to thenppl who take time and learn english... Who has the advantage? The guys who speak the most languages. Ive dated viet, lao, hmong, chinese, japanese (&korean & thai but they didnt speak it), bulgarian, russian, mexican (and brazillian, persian, iraqi, & lebonese, & turkish but portugese, farsi, arabic etc were too difficult for me at those times, as id assume french would be.. Mandarin and especially cantonese were hard enough, luckly the chinese girls for whatever reason understood viet)... And i made sure to make an effort to LEARN THEIR LANGUAGE. The Iraqi girl was 21or 22 at the time and grew up in the first gulf war... She worked for the D.O.D. as an interpreter and spoke 12(!) languages. Bitchbwas gorgeous, but also dumb as fuck and totally crazy, but she WORKED FOR THE DEPT. OF DEFFENSE at 19yrs old, with good money, benefits, and lived for free on base at 29palms (which is like an indian rez, only with 18-20yr old american kids... But still free) because she spoke 12(!) languages.
It's a big world, & if you wanna succeed, youre not gonna do it being some xenophobic shut in, living in a kansas trailor park who hates things he doesnt understand.
no you need to be a substance abusing psychopath.
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no you need to be a substance abusing psychopath.
What do i abuse?
Keep kicking the hornets nest
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Nigiri = two biter for me. It's just so good. Nigiri sushi has to be stretched out to two biytes. Regular sushi = 1 bite.
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What do i abuse?
Keep kicking the hornets nest
you abuse the privileged of posting garbage on here.
and listen to you "hornets nest" you sound like a 15 year old school kid threatening people with violence.
Grow up you baby.
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you abuse the privileged of posting garbage on here.
and listen to you "hornets nest" you sound like a 15 year old school kid threatening people with violence.
Grow up you baby.
And what, Exactly, so you contribute?
Grow up baby? Dude, you're a 50 plus year old bitch. You're a fucking coward in a real life and you can't defend yourself so all you do is sit on the internet and troll people all fucking day. Dude your a fucking punk bitch married to an obese office cum dumpster.
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And what, Exactly, so you contribute?
Grow up baby? Dude, you're a 50 plus year old bitch. You're a fucking coward in a real life and you can't defend yourself so all you do is sit on the internet and troll people all fucking day. Dude your a fucking punk bitch married to an obese office cum dumpster.
why are you always trying to emphasise how tough you are.
Tough guys don't have to keep reminding people.
As for my contributions I add just enough to keep you gently on the boil...
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And what, Exactly, so you contribute?
Grow up baby? Dude, you're a 50 plus year old bitch. You're a fucking coward in a real life and you can't defend yourself so all you do is sit on the internet and troll people all fucking day. Dude your a fucking punk bitch married to an obese office cum dumpster.
Getbig is proud to have Jeff taking his time and contributing to the board.
We are truly blessed to have a glimpse of his insight bestowed upon us.
An experienced bodybuilding-legend that shares his wisdom and experiences is something to cherish.
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And what, Exactly, so you contribute?
Grow up baby? Dude, you're a 50 plus year old bitch. You're a fucking coward in a real life and you can't defend yourself so all you do is sit on the internet and troll people all fucking day. Dude your a fucking punk bitch married to an obese office cum dumpster.
ES, how would you have dealt with it in the pen if you heard through the grapevine that another inmate was planning to jump you in the next few days whenever your back is turned? You've been told that he's melted a razor into a toothbrush, and you know that he's crazy enough to do anything. He's about 300lbs with brutal grip strength, but he's not particularly well-liked or intelligent.
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all this violent talk got me turned on (no homo)
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ES, how would you have dealt with it in the pen if you heard through the grapevine that another inmate was planning to jump you in the next few days whenever your back is turned? You've been told that he's melted a razor into a toothbrush, and you know that he's crazy enough to do anything. He's about 300lbs with brutal grip strength, but he's not particularly well-liked or intelligent.
Im pretty sure he would have got word to the guy to bring 3 friends with him...
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Have him taken care of. Wouldn't be afraid being by myself. Id fought before i went to prison(250/300lb+ linemen for ucsd etc..)and was an rbsd instructor.
The bitch who ratted on me both to the cops as well as live on tv to news reporters (& who also stole 12-14 assualt rifles and attempted to steal a car of mine and 2 bigbgold chains) was 6'4" & 420lbs... Caught a facefull of locks in socks and after a week in the hole got a pair of scissors inhis chest.
What would you expect me to do?
Fair enough, that is impressive - taking on a 6'4 man-mountain. Sounds like he got what he deserved too. Stealing 14 assault rifles is one thing but taking a man's personal possessions is another, especially when they're worth their weight in gold.
Just as a thought experiment, because you were a reality-based self-defense instructor: how would you have dealt with the situation if this 6'4" 420lb dude suddenly burst through your front door with his friend who is of similar size, and they intended on killing you? You're sat at a desk doing a bit of writing, so all you have next to you is a pen, some paper, a cup of hot coffee, a thick, hardback book; a pocket full of coins, and a vase of flowers by the window. They enter the room and approach from different sides, both have knifes in their hands.
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Take 'em out.
A little out of the way bistro. A cheese selection for dessert. That sort of thing.
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Take 'em out.
A little out of the way bistro. A cheese selection for dessert. That sort of thing.
Won't work, Tapeworm. The money in his pocket won't cover the bill, and these aren't the sort of guys who would appreciate a nice cheeseboard and double espresso. This situation calls for action - quick, brutal, efficient action. Not many could handle it.
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Thanks titus, the thread was really lacking random pictures of sushi
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(https://www.asiatravel.biz/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sashimi.jpg)
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(http://www.jcfuji.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sushi_sashimi_combo.jpg)
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(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/53344a0ce4b05338ea42ec7d/5580631ae4b0e50836d1a327/55806322e4b06c2b82ac4beb/1434477439968/sashimi.JPG)
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(http://www.wattention.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sushitaiken5-760x506.jpg)
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Hesitated coming into this thread because I didn't know if "sushi biter" was some homosexual slang for a man putting his mouth around another man's weiner :P.
Since thankfully it's actually about sushi then my answer is 1 bite.
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Hesitated coming into this thread because I didn't know if "sushi biter" was some homosexual slang for a man putting his mouth around another man's weiner :P.
Since thankfully it's actually about sushi then my answer is 1 bite.
1 bite! Homo :-*
;D
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Dude's pathetic. His M.O. is to take what i say and twist it or completely make shit up. Im not surprised he hasnt been in a fight since he was 18. Dude got hisnass kicked and realized what a flat out bitch he was and had better stick to running his mouth where he feels safe.
I applaud your bravery ans spirit.
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(http://www.flubu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4d2ddac2_tumblr_m8c2sydkEZ1rv7rtno1_1280.jpg)
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(http://preview.ait-themes.club/theme/sushi/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/bigstock-sushi-39277444.jpg)
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(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/sushi-set-served-on-gray-stone-slate-background-picture-id583756694)
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depends if we are talking about maki or nigiri. I eat different types of sushi differently.
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I cannot stand douche assholes that take multiple bites of a piece of sushi. Just pop that bitch in. Even worse is when they have chopsticks and take a bite and the rest falls apart from the chopstick so they're scrambling to save it. People don't even realize using chopsticks to eat sushi is wrong. it was designed as a finger food.
(http://static.kidspot.com.au/cm_assets/151128/cropped-image-of-young-female-eating-sushi-horizontal-shot-20160920102215.jpg~q75,dx720y432u1r1gg,c--.jpg)
as a real man, i don't eat that girly shit.
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as a real man, i don't eat that girly shit.
Actually Sushi was first developed in Japan as food for poor workers on boatdocks because it was cheap. Wasabi and ginger is/was used to kill any bacteria.
Much the same way sub sandwhiches were developed in the us for guys working on submarines in a port in Baltimore. Bosses went to neighborhood delis and for cheap lunchmeats and put it on buns for the workers.
Not exactly girlie foods.
Give me a kitchen full of japanese rice, nori, rice wine vinegar, sugar, eggroll wrappers, wasabi, japanese mayo, eel sauce, siracha, soy sauce, yellowtail, tuna, salmon & crab... Along with a deep fryer and a toaster oven, & ill shit all day 6 months straight before i crave a rare burger or pizza.
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Actually Sushi was first developed in Japan as food for poor workers on boatdocks because it was cheap. Wasabi and ginger is/was used to kill any bacteria.
Much the same way sub sandwhiches were developed in the us for guys working on submarines in a port in Baltimore. Bosses went to neighborhood delis and for cheap lunchmeats and put it on buns for the workers.
Not exactly girlie foods.
Give me a kitchen full of japanese rice, nori, rice wine vinegar, sugar, eggroll wrappers, wasabi, japanese mayo, eel sauce, siracha, soy sauce, yellowtail, tuna, salmon & crab... Along with a deep fryer and a toaster oven, & ill shit all day 6 months straight before i crave a rare burger or pizza.
yup, girlie shit. The food of women, girly men, and flaming metrosexuals
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Lived in Japan for a year, I ate zero raw fish even though the missus father owns a restaurant
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Give me a kitchen full of japanese rice, nori, rice wine vinegar, sugar, eggroll wrappers, wasabi, japanese mayo, eel sauce, siracha, soy sauce, yellowtail, tuna, salmon & crab... Along with a deep fryer and a toaster oven, & ill shit all day 6 months straight before i crave a rare burger or pizza.
You got that right my brutha.
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yup, girlie shit. The food of women, girly men, and flaming metrosexuals
lol @ the henry rollins avatar
Love that clip :) :D
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lol @ the henry rollins avatar
Love that clip :) :D
Rollins is the shit
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Rollins eats sushi
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Shit eats sushi.
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Today I tried a few two-biters, a few one biters. Gotta say I can't decide between the two... 1.5 for me.
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Scowling. Hand on sword.
Served from bound gaysha asscrack.
Sushi best in life.