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Title: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 06:27:20 AM
seems hes going to send someone to the UK to beat me up, or worse.
Had a couple PMS from him calling my Mrs ugly  ;D

Guy is like a 15 year old gangbanger.

I await my assassin with baited breath
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Post by: Conker on April 02, 2017, 06:46:12 AM
hit me up with a PM es. if the price is right this could be something i can help with  ;D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 08:10:22 AM
hit me up with a PM es. if the price is right this could be something i can help with  ;D

I expect there is a disorderly queue as we speak.... ;D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 02, 2017, 08:26:10 AM
Be There, be honest, are you afraid of your life? Remember, ESFitness lacks a fear gene and he does not take kindly to disrespect.

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Waller on April 02, 2017, 08:59:37 AM
Would you like to hire some protection?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 02, 2017, 09:41:04 AM
Would you like to hire some protection?

Most getbiggers are afraid of their own shadows, let alone another human. 10 to 1, most getbiggers cry themselves to sleep at night, while sucking their thumb and holding onto their blankie. When a so-called man TRIES to act tough and manly, you know they really aren't. Being a man isn't something you should try to be. It just is. It should come naturally.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Waller on April 02, 2017, 09:49:20 AM
Most getbiggers are afraid of their own shadows, let alone another human. 10 to 1, most getbiggers cry themselves to sleep at night, while sucking their thumb and holding onto their blankie. When a so-called man TRIES to act tough and manly, you know they really aren't. Being a man isn't something you should try to be. It just is. It should come naturally.

Have you forgotten where you are?  :D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 09:54:03 AM
Be There, be honest, are you afraid of your life? Remember, ESFitness lacks a fear gene and he does not take kindly to disrespect.

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.


he seems to be of the opinion that anyone who has been to prison is automatically a killing machine.

that meme was a classic, hes never come within a million miles of that post since.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 02, 2017, 09:56:14 AM
I think Esfitness might be keyser soze
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: wes on April 02, 2017, 10:21:21 AM
Be afraid............be very very afraid!
::)
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: _bruce_ on April 02, 2017, 10:24:34 AM
The UK is Darren's battleground - EsFitness may be biting off more cock than he can chew.  :D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 10:25:54 AM
seems hes going to send someone to the UK to beat me up, or worse.
Had a couple PMS from him calling my Mrs ugly  ;D

Guy is like a 15 year old gangbanger.

I await my assassin with baited breath

ESBullshit can't afford bus fare from his single-wide trailer in Indio to the outskirts of LA
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 10:47:16 AM
ESBullshit can't afford bus fare from his single-wide trailer in Indio to the outskirts of LA
he spent all his money on a top of the range kitchen

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 02, 2017, 11:00:02 AM
he spent all his money on a top of the range kitchen


A paupers kitchen
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Disgusted on April 02, 2017, 11:40:40 AM
Better call this guy.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 11:46:16 AM
Better call this guy.

used to like that show... ;D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Eric2 on April 02, 2017, 11:50:17 AM
(http://cdn5.thr.com/sites/default/files/2014/08/simon_pegg_kriv_stenders_kill_me_three_times.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9eJBq6Hzgck/maxresdefault.jpg)

Call Simon Pegg
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 02, 2017, 12:12:29 PM
john wick part 3
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: mphgrove on April 02, 2017, 12:29:19 PM
Calm down, gentlemen. Look at some pictures of musclemen.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 01:04:48 PM
he spent all his money on a top of the range kitchen


Now let me ask you who is telling the truth based on that kitchen pic:

ESBullshit says he lives in a golf course community in Palm Springs.

I say (know for a fact) he lives in a shitty apartment in Indio, CA.

Who do you think is full of shit?

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 01:38:07 PM
Now let me ask you who is telling the truth based on that kitchen pic:

ESBullshit says he lives in a golf course community in Palm Springs.

I say (know for a fact) he lives in a shitty apartment in Indio, CA.

Who do you think is full of shit?



of course hes full of shit, he looks like a fucking hobo....
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 02:57:07 PM
Lol. You know for a fact. You live in canada and your only knowledge of the Coachella valley is what you read on google. I dont know what your obcession is with indio, itblikely shows up first on google sincenits the largest city in the valley. If you knew anything about the area youd know there are worse areas around here. Like Desert Hot Springs or Coachella. Idiot. If i lived in indio id be training at that huge 24hr fitness and not down the street at EOS/Golds p.d. Actually the shitty areas of indio are more towards La Quinta and Coachella whereas you have homes and gated communities in the 450-600's elsewhere. I told you before all you have to do is check my facebook. Yet your excuse was "youndont have fb because youre an adult". Lol... As opposed to all the children who use it.

Btw, im i palm desert, not palm springs. About halfway between p.s. and indio.

And since you're so sure indio is a shithole, heres a quick link for homes for sale in case you wanna move out of the sticks.https://www.redfin.com/city/9273/CA/Indio (https://www.redfin.com/city/9273/CA/Indio)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=628058.0;attach=719295;image)

that photo tells us all we need to now about your current financial status.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 03:12:03 PM
Lol. You know for a fact. You live in canada and your only knowledge of the Coachella valley is what you read on google. I dont know what your obcession is with indio, itblikely shows up first on google sincenits the largest city in the valley. If you knew anything about the area youd know there are worse areas around here. Like Desert Hot Springs or Coachella. Idiot. If i lived in indio id be training at that huge 24hr fitness and not down the street at EOS/Golds p.d. Actually the shitty areas of indio are more towards La Quinta and Coachella whereas you have homes and gated communities in the 450-600's elsewhere. I told you before all you have to do is check my facebook. Yet your excuse was "youndont have fb because youre an adult". Lol... As opposed to all the children who use it.

Btw, im i palm desert, not palm springs. About halfway between p.s. and indio.

And since you're so sure indio is a shithole, heres a quick link for homes for sale in case you wanna move out of the sticks.https://www.redfin.com/city/9273/CA/Indio (https://www.redfin.com/city/9273/CA/Indio)

I don't live in Canada?

Put the pipe down twink, you're smoking yourself stupid.

For a big night out, you and the rock-skinny GF head on over to the Spotlight 29 casino and blow through that $15 an hour you make.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 04:01:37 PM
Feel free to give me a call and ill stepnout and text you anpic of the golf course.

Of course your coward ass never will.

If you truly lived on a golf course like you claim, you would have already posted the pics.

What the fuck would I have to be afraid of about you, Mr. "Six Ounces of Hot Load Down My Throat is the Sweet Spot"? You don't think people actually believe the bullshit you spew, do you?
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Post by: TheShape. on April 02, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
If you truly lived on a golf course like you claim, you would have already posted the pics.

What the fuck would I have to be afraid of about you, Mr. "Six Ounces of Hot Load Down My Throat is the Sweet Spot"? You don't think people actually believe the bullshit you spew, do you?
He does live on a golf course, as a groundskeeper.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Tapeworm on April 02, 2017, 04:56:53 PM
he seems to be of the opinion that anyone who has been to prison is automatically a killing machine.


This guy hasn't spent so much as a weekend in the county pokey.  The main thing about people who have been in prison is that they try to avoid going back to prison, especially over inconsequential nonsense which doesn't amount to a hill of beans.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Scott on April 02, 2017, 05:00:21 PM
He does live on a golf course, as a groundskeeper.

(http://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mo-bSHdRDLrq723-tzXy1QEsDM&w=226&h=154&c=7&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.7)

Well, I gotta lot of stuff on order.  You know...credit trouble.  ;D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Tennisballz on April 02, 2017, 05:01:01 PM
He does live on a golf course, as a groundskeeper.
He puts in long hours no doubt!

EDIT - you beat me to it^^^^!!!
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Scott on April 02, 2017, 05:04:43 PM
He puts in long hours no doubt!

EDIT - you beat me to it^^^^!!!

Nah...We're in this together.  Not even ESF could hate Carl Spackler!  Or could he...
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Post by: cephissus on April 02, 2017, 06:13:21 PM
Lol @ 2ft of a kitchen.

I suppose the rest is top quality ???
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Post by: robcguns on April 02, 2017, 06:39:48 PM
This guy hasn't spent so much as a weekend in the county pokey.  The main thing about people who have been in prison is that they try to avoid going back to prison, especially over inconsequential nonsense which doesn't amount to a hill of beans.

I can say I know a hell of a lot of convicts and most always go back to jail.They find life easier in there as that's all they know.At least the idiots I've known,they can't handle real life.

I will say I like es stories.He seems cool and lots of the stuff he talks about rings true.Could be real could be fake but who cares it's getbig its all part of the fun.
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Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 07:01:50 PM
Posted pics of a golf course? Lol why the fucknwould i post pics of a golf course.

Like i said. Show your "facts".

Give me a call and ill step out and text you a pic. Fuck ill even text a pic of another phone showing the time and date. I dont even know how your little autistic brain got wrapped up i where i live. I can see youre not from around here because youre making a big deal out of the golf course and country club. Else your sissy ass would know there's probably 15-20 c.c.'s around here just as im aure there are a few in indio as well.


Just post the pics then. Cut the bullshit and post a selfie of you standing in front of your house on a golf course.

Won't happen because you're full of shit. Just like you trained the Barbarian Bros. when you were 20 years old.

You make joon seem like a pillar of honesty with the crap you claim.
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Post by: Zillotch on April 02, 2017, 07:11:35 PM
The main thing about people who have been in prison is that they try to avoid going back to prison, especially over inconsequential nonsense which doesn't amount to a hill of beans.

lol, right  ::).... not sure if ur a twit, or trolling.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: twoface on April 02, 2017, 07:52:04 PM
I do have respect for every person I meet, or meet on the internet. Only disrespect drops you're points with me.

but there is common knowledge of a real man.

arguing with someone over the internet, especially on this board which isn't quite like social media... is extremely immature.

getting so upset over another punk kid on the internet?? extremely immature.

the real big man, drops it, and walks away.

plain & simple.

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Master Blaster on April 02, 2017, 07:57:26 PM
(http://media.jrn.com/images/Golf19.jpg)
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Post by: Master Blaster on April 02, 2017, 07:58:27 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/95/d8/45/95d845b5ed6fb0c5d3373c6ffac352b4.jpg)
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 02, 2017, 08:06:35 PM
lol, right  ::).... not sure if ur a twit, or trolling.

True story bro.  The question you ask yourself is "Is this really worth it?"

A few things are but pretty much everything isn't.  No way a guy who has served time gets mad at someone on the internet and decides it's worth it, while making sure to leave a complete public account of the violence he intends to carry out so it's a slam dunk on a platter for the prosecutor.

Unless he's a troll or a nitwit, that is.
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Post by: SF1900 on April 02, 2017, 08:27:30 PM
What I don't get is why would anyone live on a golf course, unless they were heavily into golf. What is the rationale for this?
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Post by: Zillotch on April 02, 2017, 08:29:02 PM
True story bro.  The question you ask yourself is "Is this really worth it?"

A few things are but pretty much everything isn't.  No way a guy who has served time gets mad at someone on the internet and decides it's worth it, while making sure to leave a complete public account of the violence he intends to carry out so it's a slam dunk on a platter for the prosecutor.

Unless he's a troll or a nitwit, that is.

fun factoid – a lotta dudes who land themselves in prison r exceedingly dumb individuals... u are severely over estimating this guys intelligence.
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Post by: The Scott on April 02, 2017, 08:45:50 PM
What I don't get is why would anyone live on a golf course, unless they were heavily into golf. What is the rationale for this?

I would guess that some people find the environment (i.e., landscaping, perceived/real status and value, etc.) pleasing to the eye.  Property values would likely be higher given the level of income required to buy there as well as the usual one of location, location, location.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 09:01:32 PM
What I don't get is why would anyone live on a golf course, unless they were heavily into golf. What is the rationale for this?

Lack of fear of getting hit by an errant tee shot!
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 09:24:15 PM
I do have respect for every person I meet, or meet on the internet. Only disrespect drops you're points with me.

but there is common knowledge of a real man.

arguing with someone over the internet, especially on this board which isn't quite like social media... is extremely immature.

getting so upset over another punk kid on the internet?? extremely immature.

the real big man, drops it, and walks away.

plain & simple.



31 posts and you come in here telling people what to do?

Mmmmmm-kay buddy.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 02, 2017, 09:34:56 PM
Lack of fear of getting hit by an errant tee shot!

The quote, "the only thing to fear is fear itself," does not apply to ESFitness.
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 02, 2017, 09:36:38 PM
There are dozens of country clubs where i live.

Me saying you can drive around palm desert country club and search my wifi is simply telling him the area where to find me. Its not even gated like Oasis c.c. is up the street. Not like im saying im in Big Horn, madison c
C., or thunderbird c.c., which this nitwit would realize if he actually knew what he was talking about. Yet the pothead repeats thensame thing over and over saying he knows "for a fact" im in indio.. As if thats an insult i the first place. 15yrs ago maybe itbwouldve been, just like saying i lived in la quinta wouldve been an insult 20yrs ago.


ES,

Has this ever happened when you are putting in the backyard?


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Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 10:02:15 PM
The quote, "the only thing to fear is fear itself," does not apply to ESFitness.

Impervious to fear and telling the truth.
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 02, 2017, 10:17:53 PM
before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for ESFitness
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Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 10:22:50 PM
Many go back within 6months, most within a year.

I've been out for over 6.

Most go back because they cant support themselves , the rest can't stay away from drugs or alcohol and get parole violated. I got released early from parole because I had zero violations even though I was on "high control" parole.

and you cried in court begging for mercy...., the judge went easy on you because you went guilty and cried like Groinks mugshot.

stop trying to pretend you are a hardened criminal, you had nothing on your record until your store holdup and siege, your actions were those of a desperate drug addled loser.
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Post by: herne on April 02, 2017, 10:28:07 PM
used to like that show... ;D

Me too.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 02, 2017, 11:23:41 PM
I suppose the rest is top quality ???

Found the other half of the kitchen below

(http://content.foto.mail.ru/mail/tor4ru/5/i-22.jpg)
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 03, 2017, 12:23:33 AM
With 20k posts youd think youd know

Idk I'm not having that good a day.   :-\
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Post by: Sokolsky on April 03, 2017, 02:54:00 AM
-

What kind of dumbcunt robs a store whilst not on drugs?

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Post by: Simple Simon on April 03, 2017, 04:39:24 AM
Lol.. Just making up the events as you wish they were.

Signed my deal for 15yrs total. Was expecting 2-5. Judge gave me the whole 15. Thats going easy on me? Lol.

Pretending im a hardened criminal bc i had nothing on my record? Why? Because i dont tolerate disrespectful bitches like you? You know why i call you a bitch? Its because to me, you are less than a man. I could do anything i wanted to you and you wouldnt and couldnt do anything about it. I could spit in that girl wifes face in front of you and youd do nothing until i left. Then youd run your mouth. You know it. Pathetic that you for some reason think i should explain anything to you. Such as a criminal record.. Like im gonna give you a criminal resume before i got arrested. Fuck youre delusional. And drug adled loser? Lol then why wasnt any of that in my Discovery?(the DAs case against me dumbass) because i wasnt on drugs. If i were i likely wouldve gotten drug treatment as part of my sentence since the state would get federal funding.

And i dont know why you highlighted that part of the post, since the judge has nothing to do with parole and i did my parole in a different state.

So, you pathetic, friendless, no social skills having, bitter twink, youre batting 0% on that post. As always.


oh brother, I don't know where to start...
What makes you think for one second you could even kick my ass in a fight let alone totally dominate me, you are not even 200lbs skinny fat at the moment, you really do have a totally over inflated opinion of what you are capable of.

You expected 5 years and you did 5 years.
TBH, you should have served 20 for sticking a gun in a shop assistants face, what would you have done to the guy who stuck a gun in you mums face if she had been behind the counter.
You are a worthless piece of shit who regular people avoid like the plague, hell you even changed your name so people cant find out what a piece of shit you are.

and as has already been said , why would anyone hold up a store who wasn't drug dependant and desperate?

post again , please, this gets better with every post.
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Post by: Kwon on April 03, 2017, 04:54:49 AM
Found the other half of the kitchen below

(http://content.foto.mail.ru/mail/tor4ru/5/i-22.jpg)

That's not DP's Kitchen...
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Post by: a_pupil on April 03, 2017, 05:03:05 AM
Better phone the border agency and tell them to watch out for any yank coming through carrying guitar string.
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Post by: Simple Simon on April 03, 2017, 05:05:05 AM
I'm starting to believe I'm getting trolled here, no one could really be so daft as to write this stuff seriously.
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Post by: falco on April 03, 2017, 05:30:41 AM
Ese ESFitness es un cabrón más peligroso que un mariachi. Ocho!!!
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Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 03, 2017, 08:31:51 AM
I'm starting to believe I'm getting trolled here, no one could really be so daft as to write this stuff seriously.

Oh fuck yes they could, read 2-3 posts by Howard or Al Doggity over on the Politics board and you will see that stupidity is infinite.
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Post by: Darren Avey on April 03, 2017, 08:44:25 AM
I offer my services to the highest bidder. Either to do ESFs beating up or to do Bethere s protecting. My rates are non negotiable.
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Post by: a_pupil on April 03, 2017, 09:55:15 AM
I offer my services to the highest bidder. Either to do ESFs beating up or to do Bethere s protecting. My rates are non negotiable.

I'd like to warn you, on the cobbles or in the ring:

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 03, 2017, 11:45:09 AM
I offer my services to the highest bidder. Either to do ESFs beating up or to do Bethere s protecting. My rates are non negotiable.

Yep, you look a right handful....
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 03, 2017, 11:51:11 AM
he spent all his money on a top of the range kitchen

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=628058.0;attach=719295;image)



Beware of Lucille BeThere, she does not take kindly to disrespect
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Post by: XFACTOR on April 03, 2017, 12:34:55 PM
Lol.. Just making up the events as you wish they were.

Signed my deal for 15yrs total. Was expecting 2-5. Judge gave me the whole 15. Thats going easy on me? Lol.

Pretending im a hardened criminal bc i had nothing on my record? Why? Because i dont tolerate disrespectful bitches like you? You know why i call you a bitch? Its because to me, you are less than a man. I could do anything i wanted to you and you wouldnt and couldnt do anything about it. I could spit in that girl wifes face in front of you and youd do nothing until i left. Then youd run your mouth. You know it. Pathetic that you for some reason think i should explain anything to you. Such as a criminal record.. Like im gonna give you a criminal resume before i got arrested. Fuck youre delusional. And drug adled loser? Lol then why wasnt any of that in my Discovery?(the DAs case against me dumbass) because i wasnt on drugs. If i were i likely wouldve gotten drug treatment as part of my sentence since the state would get federal funding.

And i dont know why you highlighted that part of the post, since the judge has nothing to do with parole and i did my parole in a different state.

So, you pathetic, friendless, no social skills having, bitter twink, youre batting 0% on that post. As always.



you type so much and back up nothing.  Why bother?  Everyone knows you're full of shit, and look like it as well.
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Post by: CalvinH on April 03, 2017, 12:57:59 PM
So I'm still waiting for my down payment from EF to take care of Be There.



.....thinking I should ask for all of the money upfront.
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Post by: Henda on April 03, 2017, 01:02:37 PM
While I wish no ill will against be there and thing he is generally a funny bloke and good poster, I'd happily take a nice harmless and light hearted piss though his letterbox for £50 or so
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Post by: Hack Benchers on April 03, 2017, 01:09:08 PM
WHERE IS 8 INCH NOT BICEPS?????
IS HE M-I-A?
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Post by: gym**rat on April 03, 2017, 01:16:17 PM
I have wondered in the past if I was one of the few on this board that thought ES was completely full of shit, good to know everyone else does as well. ES getting his ass handed to him, epic owning Getbig style.
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Post by: Simple Simon on April 03, 2017, 01:16:25 PM
WHERE IS 8 INCH NOT BICEPS?????
IS HE M-I-A?
he got banned then came back as bozo the rot, got found out again posting someone elses pics and vids and has disappeared again.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Hack Benchers on April 03, 2017, 01:42:37 PM
he got banned then came back as bozo the rot, got found out again posting someone elses pics and vids and has disappeared again.

Why was he banned?
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Post by: dseiler on April 03, 2017, 02:29:25 PM
Just post the pics then. Cut the bullshit and post a selfie of you standing in front of your house on a golf course.

Won't happen because you're full of shit. Just like you trained the Barbarian Bros. when you were 20 years old.

You make joon seem like a pillar of honesty with the crap you claim.

I want to know what the tuna and orange soda shakes tasted like.
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Post by: Kwon on April 03, 2017, 02:32:23 PM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/ba004594cb93c7893ff07627d1248fb9/tumblr_omssieiZU71ur1c6qo1_500.gif)
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Post by: Master Blaster on April 03, 2017, 02:34:14 PM
Quote
the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

Whatever happened to the concept of common courtesy? You know, be nice to other people not out of fear but rather out of a desire to be a decent person.  8)
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Post by: ESFitness on April 03, 2017, 02:37:23 PM
I want to know what the tuna and orange soda shakes tasted like.

I tried tuna and dt. Coke shakes after reading mattarazzo drank them. Lol.. Prolly around 97. Didnt taste as bad as ud expect
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: deadz on April 03, 2017, 02:40:00 PM
seems hes going to send someone to the UK to beat me up, or worse.
Had a couple PMS from him calling my Mrs ugly  ;D

Guy is like a 15 year old gangbanger.

I await my assassin with baited breath
Guy seems to be a c unt.
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Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 03, 2017, 02:53:44 PM
Windows broken out are common.

Strange.  Because most states require any windows facing a golf course to have impact windows.  State regs and insurance companies are strict about this.
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Post by: wes on April 03, 2017, 04:11:21 PM
Best thread in a while......pure fiction at it`s very best !  LOL  :D
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 03, 2017, 05:24:36 PM
Best thread in a while......pure fiction at it`s very best !  LOL  :D

This is the first feud thread in a while without photoshops of the battlers.

Where is Fitness Frenzy and Ironmeister when we need them  ;D

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Post by: deadz on April 03, 2017, 05:26:18 PM
This is the first feud thread in a while without photoshops of the battlers.

Where is Fitness Frenzy and Ironmeister when we need them  ;D


lol, guys old, the grey roots are showing, faggy to dye hair anyway.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 03, 2017, 05:56:30 PM
Owning? By a bitter old man with 15inch arms, no social skills and no friends whos life revolves around trolling people on the internet? And a fatbody also with no social skills who repeats over and over like a typical pothead that i live 20mins up the freeway in Indio, thinking thats somehow an insult.

As always, i ask for examples.. Show me how im "full of shit"... Yet nobody does. Wonder why.

You do live in Indio, in your girlfriend's shitbox apartment.

I'm your huckleberry creampuff.
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Post by: Hulkotron on April 03, 2017, 06:07:18 PM
Has the hit gone down yet?
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Post by: SF1900 on April 03, 2017, 06:44:39 PM
Has the hit gone down yet?

Getbiggers are assembling a crew of its most lethal weapons:

Tbombz while wearing the bunny suit
Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HHP, CEO
Groink
ARCE
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Post by: Bevo on April 03, 2017, 06:58:14 PM
Getbiggers are assembling a crew of its most lethal weapons:

Tbombz while wearing the bunny suit
Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HHP, CEO
Groink
ARCE

Gotta add halo to it
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Post by: SF1900 on April 03, 2017, 07:49:11 PM
Gotta add halo to it

Halo can be the bodyguard.
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Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 03, 2017, 08:30:31 PM
Just to clarify... At first you "knew for a fact" i lived in a trailer in indio. (im aware of one "traier park" in indio, except i believe its actually in coachella.... There are actually trailer "communities" in palm desert as well. One being right next to Thunderbird c.c., which is 3-15million $ homes, as well as ones in cat city and 1000palms. Except i believe those are senior communities, whichbi believe coachella is as well.... So maybe im actually 65yrs old too?)

Now, you "know for a fact" i not only live in indio, but i also live with my "gf", in an apt that belongs to her?

Pathetic dude. Like i said, meet me.

After you fly to the U.K. and kill Be There, pencil me in on your dance card creampuff.

It's not like you're hard to find.

Mr. "Six Months Late on Rent is the Sweet Spot"
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 03, 2017, 08:47:07 PM
Why not meet me tonight?

 ;D

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Post by: SF1900 on April 03, 2017, 08:48:20 PM
Quality getbiggers in this thread about to meet up and throw hands.

Only bloodshed could come from this.

The gauntlet has been thrown down.

Only the strong will survive.


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTY3MDQxODYyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI2OTQyMQ@@._V1_.jpg)
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Post by: The Scott on April 03, 2017, 08:56:52 PM
Why not meet me tonight?

That sounds Cirque du SoGhey.

Just sayin'...Maybe you can take the man out of prison but the PBJ is still stuck in the cracks and crevices.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 03, 2017, 08:57:33 PM
Quality getbiggers in this thread about to meet up and throw hands.

Only bloodshed could come from this.

The gauntlet has been thrown down.

Only the strong will survive.


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTY3MDQxODYyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI2OTQyMQ@@._V1_.jpg)

(https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiP3syf9InTAhVF7yYKHa-aCO4QjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwn.com%2FBorat_Fight_Scene&psig=AFQjCNENGbn8v50mpGYSszx3XUQhiyBJ4w&ust=1491364595062213)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7qV_DmT2msM/0.jpg)
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 03, 2017, 09:34:06 PM
Why not meet me tonight?

Because I don't live in Indio like you do, Creampuff.

At some point you would think your bullshit would stop, but I guess it has no limits.

Killer...   ::)
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Post by: Simple Simon on April 03, 2017, 10:29:29 PM
Once again, wheres your "facts"? & i why would i live in somebody elses apt?
again self ownage at its best, so its your shitty apartment. ::)
You would have been better off saying it was a friends house, now we know you live in a shit hole.

A fucking bum...
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 03, 2017, 10:34:41 PM


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7qV_DmT2msM/0.jpg)

Looking good Nelson, you've really brought your hamstrings up!
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 03, 2017, 11:20:46 PM
Good, then you're closer. P.s to cat city is about 10mins. Cat city to Rancho mirage is about 10mins. R.m. to p.d. is about 10mins. P.d. mall to me/p.d
 is about 10mins. P.s. mall to me is about10 mins. P.d./me to la quinta is about5mins. Me to indio is about 15-20mins depending on which off ramp u take ( Jefferson bout 8, monroe bout 15, jackson bout 20, golf center parkway bout 25), coachella bout 25mins. Shit even going to dhs is only aboutn25-30mins.

You telling me you cantndrive 25mins, "fightfan"?.

More bullshit.

The only directions needed are to shitty white trash apartments in Indio.

Christ, you are so full of shit.
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Post by: SOMEPARTS on April 03, 2017, 11:38:20 PM
This is starting to look like a bit like the Squadfather screen door pic.
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Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 12:00:23 AM
Good, then you're closer. P.s to cat city is about 10mins. Cat city to Rancho mirage is about 10mins. R.m. to p.d. is about 10mins. P.d. mall to me/p.d
 is about 10mins. P.s. mall to me is about10 mins. P.d./me to la quinta is about5mins. Me to indio is about 15-20mins depending on which off ramp u take ( Jefferson bout 8, monroe bout 15, jackson bout 20, golf center parkway bout 25), coachella bout 25mins. Shit even going to dhs is only aboutn25-30mins.

You telling me you cantndrive 25mins, "fightfan"?.

jeez...still thinks fighting solves problems at 35 years old.

Grow the fuck up you childminded doofus.
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Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 12:24:28 AM
Says the 55yr old man who trolls the internet all day. Lol ironic.
Im 51 , 52 in July, that's if I make it and you don't kill me first.

I could just imagine you turning up all full of yourself and then getting the kicking of your life , its going to happen to you, you know, all the puffing and chest beating is going to get you into serious trouble one day, or do you selectively pick your battles and back down to certain people?

I imagine you are like the black guy on the "you said that" videos on youtube.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 04, 2017, 12:57:18 AM
Says the coward who hasnt been in a fight since was 18 and got the shit kicked out of him.. And has since learned to run his mouth behind a computer.

So, if one doesn't get into a fistfight, one is a coward?

Wow, what kind of shitty logic is thst? You are clearly an idiot lol
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Post by: falco on April 04, 2017, 03:45:46 AM
(https://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/broken_record-wide.jpg)
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Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 04, 2017, 04:11:42 AM
i will murder be there for free. such an annoying little old hag trolling the internet with his bs and inflated ego.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 04:21:31 AM
Hes a coward because he's a grown man who follows other grown men from thread to thread and does nothing but troll. Back in the day we used the term "flame", &.it was 15yr old kidsndoing it. Waste of oxygen contributes nothing constructive whatsoever and changes his name when one name outlasts its novelty.
  hes a guy who takes the piss out of stupid people who don't know they are being trolled even if they get told beforehand, I am too dumb to realise that hes not even taking any of it seriously and I keep responding because Im stupid, most people realise they are being trolled and just play along or ignore him, not me, I take this seriously enough to want to harm him.

fixed
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 04:22:02 AM
i will murder be there for free. such an annoying little old hag trolling the internet with his bs and inflated ego.
you don't even exist so you cant really do me any harm...
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 04, 2017, 05:23:24 AM
you don't even exist so you cant really do me any harm...
I do exist in Varna, Bulgaria. its 3h flight to the uk.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: gym**rat on April 04, 2017, 05:32:24 AM
Owning? By a bitter old man with 15inch arms, no social skills and no friends whos life revolves around trolling people on the internet? And a fatbody also with no social skills who repeats over and over like a typical pothead that i live 20mins up the freeway in Indio, thinking thats somehow an insult.

As always, i ask for examples.. Show me how im "full of shit"... Yet nobody does. Wonder why.

I guess I have to explain this to you:
Owning in a sense that in 5 pages there is literally no one on your side. I was not referring to 1 person in particular.
"Full of shit" is an opinon when it comes to message boards. And my opinion of you is most of what you say is bullshit. But the act you play is you've done it all and bigger and better than anyone else in most cases. It definitely appears I am not alone on this opinion. I am sure you don't give 2 shits about my opinion as I don't yours.  ;D
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Post by: nativeMUSCLE on April 04, 2017, 06:24:49 AM
Says the 55yr old man who trolls the internet all day. Lol ironic.

I'm gonna have to side with ol' Topper Harleysfitness on this one statement.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 07:36:45 AM
I'm gonna have to side with ol' Topper Harleysfitness on this one statement.
and with 10 posts and no pic, your opinion matters less than his does.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Ugly on April 04, 2017, 07:46:50 AM
I do exist in Varna, Bulgaria. its 3h flight to the uk.

Not even a real place.
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Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 04, 2017, 07:49:59 AM
In the confusion I've forgotten who was getting killed first, me or Be There?

I better go buy some guitar string.
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Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 08:00:10 AM
Not even a real place.
gimmicks live in the mind of their creators.
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Post by: wes on April 04, 2017, 08:09:17 AM
Page 6




xxooooxoxxoox
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Post by: dj181 on April 04, 2017, 08:11:37 AM
Page 6




xxooooxoxxoox

stab city  ???
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Post by: wes on April 04, 2017, 08:17:27 AM
stab city  ???
LOL  :D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 04, 2017, 08:41:32 AM
gimmicks live in the mind of their creators.

gimmicks live in your paranoid mind asshole. i am real as it gets.

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Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 04, 2017, 08:42:51 AM
Not even a real place.

yeah its near sokovia dumbass. go watch some avengers cause you not only ugly but the stupid.
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Post by: Zillotch on April 04, 2017, 08:52:01 AM
i am real as it gets.

A real dick sucking phaggot.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Tennisballz on April 04, 2017, 09:05:09 AM
yeah its near sokovia dumbass. go watch some avengers cause you not only ugly but the stupid.
A bit ironic, no?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 04, 2017, 09:13:27 AM
A real dick sucking phaggot.

lol, like you when you sucked you daddys lil cock.

you are prolly be there's big boyfriend or smth protecting your old hubby.
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Post by: robcguns on April 04, 2017, 10:06:47 AM
A bit ironic, no?

I think he is saying the stupid as his name is the ugly.
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Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 10:27:55 AM
I think he is saying the stupid as his name is the ugly.
he still fucked it up.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 10:33:04 AM
If esfitness knew anything about his supposed crime life he would know that you never threaten people, what happens when you threaten someone is they either dont give a fuck (that would be me) or they take it seriously, then the person you have threatened is forced to act to protect themselves.
Im not going to take him seriously because looking at him I think I could hold my own with him if he ever turned up, and on my home turf I could use all manner of force and still be within the boundaries of the law as the daft twat has travelled half way around the world to find me.
Real criminals dont let people know they are coming after them, they just do it, and they do it while meeting them with a smile.

Guy is just a delusional fantasist.
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Post by: The Ugly on April 04, 2017, 10:38:51 AM
yeah its near sokovia dumbass. go watch some avengers cause you not only ugly but the stupid.

And you the phony.

Sokovia is where they got Gizmo in that crummy gremlin flick. Totally made up. Like Gotham, Atlantis, or Fresno, all fictional gobbledygook.
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Post by: robcguns on April 04, 2017, 10:38:54 AM
he still fucked it up.

True
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Post by: Waller on April 04, 2017, 10:44:38 AM
If esfitness knew anything about his supposed crime life he would know that you never threaten people, what happens when you threaten someone is they either dont give a fuck (that would be me) or they take it seriously, then the person you have threatened is forced to act to protect themselves.

Not that I'm buying into all this bullshit, but this is far from the truth.
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Post by: wes on April 04, 2017, 11:06:38 AM
If esfitness knew anything about his supposed crime life he would know that you never threaten people, what happens when you threaten someone is they either dont give a fuck (that would be me) or they take it seriously, then the person you have threatened is forced to act to protect themselves.
Im not going to take him seriously because looking at him I think I could hold my own with him if he ever turned up, and on my home turf I could use all manner of force and still be within the boundaries of the law as the daft twat has travelled half way around the world to find me.
Real criminals dont let people know they are coming after them, they just do it, and they do it while meeting them with a smile.

Guy is just a delusional fantasist.
I don`t take kindly to your post!!   >:(
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 04, 2017, 11:11:16 AM
Looking good Nelson, you've really brought your hamstrings up!

Thanks all those step ups are paying off.

Just have to staop putting Rogaine everywhere except my head
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 04, 2017, 11:22:49 AM
 ;D
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 04, 2017, 11:45:52 AM
 ;)

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Post by: twoface on April 04, 2017, 12:48:35 PM
31 posts and you come in here telling people what to do?

Mmmmmm-kay buddy.

I did not tell anyone "what to do at all" and here you are trying to cause something.

arguing with people on the internet is stupid, and getting soo upset about it, and making threats shows you're true character.

imagine actually fighting someone for something stupid they said to you on this board.

"yeah I found them and killed them because they were talking shit to me on getbig"...

for the rest of you're life you will be known as a fucking moron...

and yes I only have 30 something post... I work & lift for a living.

I don't sit here talk trash and look at other peoples ratings.. ;)
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Post by: Rascal full on April 04, 2017, 01:33:06 PM
Thing is I don't search out people and follow them from thread to thread and troll every post they make.

I don't know why Be There seems determined to troll you, nothing you have said has annoyed me in fact I enjoy your various contributions to discussion. Yes, you are quite a colorful character but I have never seen you courting confrontation or starting on someone else. Be There is an interesting fella, he's got a very sharp tongue and I have seen him rip quite a few posters to absolute shreds but unfortunately he also seems to have become quite paranoid convinced most people are either Joon or gimmicks. Be There you have a great physique made even more impressive by your age, shame you can't share your obvious knowledge and advice rather than picking holes all the time. Not to say it's not funny or entertaining but not all the time and you have more to share...
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Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 01:42:15 PM
I don't know why Be There seems determined to troll you, nothing you have said has annoyed me in fact I enjoy your various contributions to discussion. Yes, you are quite a colorful character but I have never seen you courting confrontation or starting on someone else. Be There is an interesting fella, he's got a very sharp tongue and I have seen him rip quite a few posters to absolute shreds but unfortunately he also seems to have become quite paranoid convinced most people are either Joon or gimmicks. Be There you have a great physique made even more impressive by your age, shame you can't share your obvious knowledge and advice rather than picking holes all the time. Not to say it's not funny or entertaining but not all the time and you have more to share...
he hasnt annoyed me, his posts are laughable nonsense, thing is he just bites at everything I post, guy just doesnt realise Im only pulling his leg, or does he?
Maybe this is his way of trolling me, who knows on this forum   ;D

I will be happy to share my knowledge with anyone, I have a thread in the positive bodybuilding section charting my diet and progress, fact is no one on here really cares that much to post, I tend to post pics in teh G&O because it gets people telling me i look like shit, its a good laugh and great for a bit of motivation.

In fact getting a strip torn off me by "no one" motivated me to up my game a couple of years ago, if it wasn't for him maybe I would still be happy to look good "for my age" instead of trying to look good full stop.

I only come here for some light hearted banter, seems that esfitness cant grasp that or hes done a master troll job on me.
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Post by: SF1900 on April 04, 2017, 04:59:56 PM
Hes a coward because he's a grown man who follows other grown men from thread to thread and does nothing but troll. Back in the day we used the term "flame", &.it was 15yr old kidsndoing it. Waste of oxygen contributes nothing constructive whatsoever and changes his name when one name outlasts its novelty.

But you didn't imply that. You stated he was a coward because he has not been in a fight since he was 18. Should adults continue to fight?

Not everyone is immature like you.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 04, 2017, 05:03:06 PM
Immature such as misquoting people or following them from thread to thread repeating the same "do you have te fear gene" shit?  Or no?

Yes, because that's on the same level as physically threatening to fight someone. Geez, you're an idiot.

And you're the one who said you lacked fear. Whatever the hell that means.

But it is fun seeing Be There own you in every thread.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 04, 2017, 05:03:41 PM
If esfitness knew anything about his supposed crime life he would know that you never threaten people, what happens when you threaten someone is they either dont give a fuck (that would be me) or they take it seriously, then the person you have threatened is forced to act to protect themselves.
Im not going to take him seriously because looking at him I think I could hold my own with him if he ever turned up, and on my home turf I could use all manner of force and still be within the boundaries of the law as the daft twat has travelled half way around the world to find me.
Real criminals dont let people know they are coming after them, they just do it, and they do it while meeting them with a smile.

Guy is just a delusional fantasist.

People who are truly crazy and tough don't go around telling people how crazy or tough they are.

They just are.
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 04, 2017, 05:09:04 PM
Verbally jousting with SF and expecting to win.

Please let me microwave some popcorn
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Post by: BB on April 04, 2017, 05:14:58 PM
Yes, because that's on the same level as physically threatening to fight someone. Geez, you're an idiot.


ESFitness is a man that lets his fists do the talking, nothing wrong with that.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 04, 2017, 05:23:40 PM
You know a lot of truly crazy tough people do You?

Please show me where i tell you how truly crazy and tough i am. I wont hold my breath.

Not a lot, but I know enough.

You have implied it throughout ALL of your posts. With your outlandish stories and all that garbage. It does not have to be explicitly stated. Its implied and interwoven throughout all of your posts. Just give up. Geez.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 04, 2017, 06:01:20 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEdv6WyWl6G8XKhkA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: robcguns on April 04, 2017, 06:10:13 PM
People who are truly crazy and tough don't go around telling people how crazy or tough they are.

They just are.

Well there are exceptions to every rule.Ive known a few tough bastards that would talk about how tough they are and they truly were.Others are quiet as well so goes either way.Being tough doesn't come with a certain personality it can be anyone and how they act has no bearing on there toughness.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 04, 2017, 06:11:50 PM
Well there are exceptions to every rule.Ive known a few tough bastards that would talk about how tough they are and they truly were.Others are quiet as well so goes either way.Being tough doesn't come with a certain personality it can be anyone and how they act has no bearing on there toughness.

I can definitely agree with this.

However, truly crazy people don't walk around telling people how crazy they are.

But ESFitness must be different. He is crazy, tough, and lacks any emotion for fear.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 04, 2017, 08:45:08 PM
And you the phony.

Sokovia is where they got Gizmo in that crummy gremlin flick. Totally made up. Like Gotham, Atlantis, or Fresno, all fictional gobbledygook.


No shit, dumbass?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 04, 2017, 08:51:55 PM
he still fucked it up.

you should focus more on the fact that you are 50 plus annoying internet troll with no offspring to continue your kin (dogs dont count).

i wan not being serious about murking you for free, but if you run your mouth if front me i will break it nevermind your age...

i have cought cases before dealing with loud bitches like you.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Tapeworm on April 04, 2017, 08:56:20 PM
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 04, 2017, 08:57:53 PM
Well there are exceptions to every rule.Ive known a few tough bastards that would talk about how tough they are and they truly were.Others are quiet as well so goes either way.Being tough doesn't come with a certain personality it can be anyone and how they act has no bearing on there toughness.

i agree with this. if you got balls, you got it. if not - sorry.

it will be more cunning to surprise fools though.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 04, 2017, 09:00:35 PM


i am here so no need to go back.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 09:37:05 PM
you should focus more on the fact that you are 50 plus annoying internet troll with no offspring to continue your kin (dogs dont count).

i wan not being serious about murking you for free, but if you run your mouth if front me i will break it nevermind your age...

i have cought cases before dealing with loud bitches like you.
you know more about me than that gimmick, you seem to be another no mark waster just like esfitness thinking violence solves things, people who are confident and secure in themselves dont need to get into fights, I care not what people think of me, I would rather walk away from any stupid fucker wanting to fight than get myself in a situation where I might end up getting hurt or worse still locked up for hurting someone else.

dont mistake meekness for weakness, a lot of individuals who at first may appear to a bully like yourself to be meek and mild, it may just turn out that they end up giving you the worst ass kicking you ever had.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 04, 2017, 09:39:14 PM
You know a lot of truly crazy tough people do You?

Please show me where i tell you how truly crazy and tough i am. I wont hold my breath.

fuck me, every story you tell is about how tough and brave you are, your "classic meme" reeks of it, every story is about you coming out on top and how successful and important you are.

You are a two bit stick up man scared of his own shadow, hence all the bravado.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 04, 2017, 09:47:59 PM
Just letting everyone know I'm still alive.

The Indio Assassin spared me for another day.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: tres_taco_combo on April 04, 2017, 09:58:00 PM
lol at this thread-



it is a mexican stand off
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Sokolsky on April 05, 2017, 02:21:44 AM
you should focus more on the fact that you are 50 plus annoying internet troll with no offspring to continue your kin (dogs dont count).

i wan not being serious about murking you for free, but if you run your mouth if front me i will break it nevermind your age...

i have cought cases before dealing with loud bitches like you.

Choosing to not have kids is a lot more respectable these days than pumping out a few kids before you're 30 because you need the welfare or wouldn't survive past your 40's without remittances from your child(slaves).
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 05, 2017, 05:22:43 AM
Choosing to not have kids is a lot more respectable these days than pumping out a few kids before you're 30 because you need the welfare or wouldn't survive past your 40's without remittances from your child(slaves).

i am not talking about pumping kids out for welfare... it is normal to raise 2-3 kids if you are financially stable, healthy and with attractive wife.

people like be there and their selfishness are part of the reason UK is overrun by pakis and arabs over the last decades.

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 05, 2017, 05:43:10 AM
 :o

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Conker on April 05, 2017, 05:56:52 AM
fuck me, every story you tell is about how tough and brave you are, your "classic meme" reeks of it, every story is about you coming out on top and how successful and important you are.

You are a two bit stick up man scared of his own shadow, hence all the bravado.

what did he rob a shop or a bank ?

any links?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 05, 2017, 06:07:08 AM
what did he rob a shop or a bank ?

any links?
it was a store, poor woman was terrified after he was brandishing a gun around
guy wasnt even strung out on drugs, totally sober, real hard man....
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Explorerspl on April 05, 2017, 06:10:37 AM
i am not talking about pumping kids out for welfare... it is normal to raise 2-3 kids if you are financially stable, healthy and with attractive wife.

people like be there and their selfishness are part of the reason UK is overrun by pakis and arabs over the last decades.



I like how we are on a bodybuilder forum talking about what normal people do lmao

They don't shove needles in themselves and debate about men in thongs
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Conker on April 05, 2017, 06:22:38 AM
it was a store, poor woman was terrified after he was brandishing a gun around
guy wasnt even strung out on drugs, totally sober, real hard man....

any idea how much money was involved?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: CalvinH on April 05, 2017, 06:28:35 AM
what did he rob a shop or a bank ?

any links?


The only thing he is robbing is this world of oxygen.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 05, 2017, 06:29:42 AM
any idea how much money was involved?
he didnt get anything his bottle went he left empty handed, he then had an armed siege with cops.

he holds up a store, folds when the female shop assistant fucked him off and he calls people on here beta bitches...
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Waller on April 05, 2017, 06:37:46 AM
I like how we are on a bodybuilder forum talking about what normal people do lmao

They don't shove needles in themselves and debate about men in thongs

Then they do not know what is best in life.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: robcguns on April 05, 2017, 07:29:36 AM
I like how we are on a bodybuilder forum talking about what normal people do lmao

They don't shove needles in themselves and debate about men in thongs

Hahhahahah
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: BB on April 05, 2017, 07:43:45 AM
what did he rob a shop or a bank ?

any links?

Don't think I'm blowing up any spots here, because it's been mentioned here lots before -

http://www.keloland.com/news/article/other/eric-hogie-sentenced .

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: falco on April 05, 2017, 08:16:18 AM
Just letting everyone know I'm still alive.

The Indio Assassin spared me for another day.

I was under the impression you chicken out of the gentlemen duel.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Bulgarian_enforcer on April 05, 2017, 08:41:52 AM
I like how we are on a bodybuilder forum talking about what normal people do lmao

They don't shove needles in themselves and debate about men in thongs

i do not debate about men in tongs, aas/hgh/training/nutrition are different subject. :D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Dave D on April 05, 2017, 08:52:34 AM
Was it ES who  once ripped out a German shepherd's spine?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: wes on April 05, 2017, 08:57:49 AM
Guitar String Of Peace
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 05, 2017, 09:46:36 AM
Was it ES who  once ripped out a German shepherd's spine?

I believe that was this fine male specimen suck my muscle
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=426446.0;attach=470293;image)
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 05, 2017, 10:08:23 AM
I was under the impression you chicken out of the gentlemen duel.

Then your impression was 100% wrong.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 05, 2017, 10:14:08 AM
I might actually tolerate your punk ass if you actually use facts Jeffrey. Wasn't a woman. No gun was brandished. De pistolas holster. The guy was a bookie it was football season and he was in debt to the father and uncle of a "friend" of ESFitness owned a construction company a Payday Loan Center and check cashing businesses. That is also the same friend that was doing interviews live on TV outside during the standoff and who was later found out to be an informant ratted on his Mexican now ex-wife's Brothers and cousins in an exchange for a reduction in his Federal sentence 4 trafficking period the same friend who also stole the (legal) assault rifles from the trunk of ESFitness' car and attempted to also steal the car and about $7,000 and gold chains that belonged Tu es Fitness.

I cant make any sense of that at all, what meds are you taking at the moment?

Did you recant that in court in your defence?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 05, 2017, 11:13:42 AM
Honestly could care less about something a guy did 10 years ago and paid for with several years of his life plus retribution.

Yeah the guy fucked up when he was younger, he paid for it dearly.

I get the making fun of posts etc, but that stuff being brought up is hypocritical considering alot of the principles here have used pharmaceutical drugs while not under prescription. Maybe not the same as robbing the store but considering the shopkeeper "forgave' it tells me there is more to this story than meets the eye and that perhaps we should be giving Es the benefit of the doubt about what really happened.

Again hypocritical considering how many here have used/abused/dealt drugs themselves, some of which are in this thread. probably a few wife beaters and sexual devients as well in this thread with an undercover past lifestyle

Make fun of the guy, he asks for it, but I feel that link should be deleted, more than 10 years old
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: BB on April 05, 2017, 11:33:24 AM
Honestly could care less about something a guy did 10 years ago and paid for with several years of his life plus retribution.

Yeah the guy fucked up when he was younger, he paid for it dearly.


Make fun of the guy, he asks for it, but I feel that link should be deleted, more than 10 years old

I'll pull if it bothers him, I just don't consider it a big deal, because I think most old timers know the story, and I don't think he ever had a problem talking about it.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Zillotch on April 05, 2017, 11:40:35 AM
Due to his unfortunate intellect, which he had no say in, ESFitness is practically an innocent... he does not appear to be a bad guy.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Dave D on April 05, 2017, 11:49:45 AM
I might actually tolerate your punk ass if you actually use facts Jeffrey. Wasn't a woman. No gun was brandished. De pistolas holster. The guy was a bookie it was football season and he was in debt to the father and uncle of a "friend" of ESFitness owned a construction company a Payday Loan Center and check cashing businesses. That is also the same friend that was doing interviews live on TV outside during the standoff and who was later found out to be an informant ratted on his Mexican now ex-wife's Brothers and cousins in an exchange for a reduction in his Federal sentence 4 trafficking period the same friend who also stole the (legal) assault rifles from the trunk of ESFitness' car and attempted to also steal the car and about $7,000 and gold chains that belonged Tu es Fitness.

You had $7000 worth of jewellery but robbed a store for $700 In cash? Am I reading this right?

Why did you rob the store?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Ugly on April 05, 2017, 11:57:47 AM
You realize me mentioning any of that would amount to me snitching on 2 people directly and others indirectly? Idiot.

That's kind of a big deal, huh. With jail toughs, I mean. Snitching and whatnot, they seem to disapprove.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 05, 2017, 12:06:29 PM
I'll pull if it bothers him, I just don't consider it a big deal, because I think most old timers know the story, and I don't think he ever had a problem talking about it.
true most of us know, and I appreciate the response. It's less about me, I just wonder if he is ok with it. Not trying to white knight or anything, just feel we all have our pasts(maybe not on that level for most) and I don't want to throw rocks from my glass house and would caution others to not do it from their's 
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Dave D on April 05, 2017, 12:46:23 PM
true most of us know, and I appreciate the response. It's less about me, I just wonder if he is ok with it. Not trying to white knight or anything, just feel we all have our pasts(maybe not on that level for most) and I don't want to throw rocks from my glass house and would caution others to not do it from their's 

What's fair game here? 

Groinks jail photos?  Goodrum's Ex-lovers Facebook posts? Matt Canning promoting shows he's not doing? PJ Brauns divorce? Coach and his sons college scholarship?

If ES told the story and he's called on it how is it different than suckmymuscle being exposed, or UKJeff/Be There or BigMC having pics posted, or wiggs  being attacked continually?

ESFitness is the one who's lived an exciting life with stories that rival onlyme and stuntmovie. He has shared his information. No different than Vince Basil or countless orhers.

I get it if you want to be anonymous, that is fine and should be respected but if you put your information out for everyone you lose the anonymity.

ES what say you?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Conker on April 05, 2017, 12:48:54 PM
You had $7000 worth of jewellery but robbed a store for $700 In cash? Am I reading this right?

Why did you rob the store?


sounds like the sort of high risk/low reward crime committed in two circumstances

a) a strung out junkie who is out of their mind and has no clue what they're doing
b) someone who has run up a debt with a drug dealer(or similar) and has decided to take desperate measures to avoid a beating.

that's a crime committed by a desperate man rather than that of an organised criminal.

 
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Dave D on April 05, 2017, 12:53:48 PM

sounds like the sort of high risk/low reward crime committed in two circumstances

a) a strung out junkie who is out of their mind and has no clue what they're doing
b) someone who has run up a debt with a drug dealer(or similar) and has decided to take desperate measures to avoid a beating.

that's a crime committed by a desperate man rather than that of an organised criminal.

 

No doubt,  but it's been my experience people in this situation don't have anything  of value and that's why they make drastic decisions. 

I couldn't really follow what he was saying. I'm trying to figure out if his stories are real or he's just a relentless troll.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 05, 2017, 01:22:27 PM
You realize me mentioning any of that would amount to me snitching on 2 people directly and others indirectly? Idiot.

You even manage to make sticking up a connivence store sound like you are some kind of avenging angel righting the worlds wrongs.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Conker on April 05, 2017, 02:37:24 PM
Wasnt supposed to be a robbery.

Someone mentioned it seemed like high risk low reward... It shouldve been zero risk, seeing as how the fella was a bookmaker.

Had an armed guard card, CC permit, recently obtained C&R license and a trunk full of surplus rifles/assualt rifles, & was on the way to iowa to begin a position as an armes guard. Wasnt till tuesday evening that i learned of a warrant for robbery and aasumed it was a mistake and was due to begin the position the wednesday afternoon of the standoff.

Funny how grown men like to turn that into " a tweaker junkynstrung out looking for dope money". Dont use meth now. Didnt use meth then. Didnt use heroin till 2014 after i returned from cancun and didnt consider heroin till after dr started fucking with my Tramadol script which id been on for about a year. If im open about heroin (which ive been off for about 10days shy of a year), why wouldnt i admit to meth if id done it? Thing is, people like BeTjere/jeffery, chyyphilis,hockyfightboy,& sf's stories all change and are exaggerated the way little girls tell stories in grade school. Mine remain constant.


so if it was a debt collection (as i think you're saying) why did you plead guilty to armed robbery in court  ???
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: WalterWhite on April 05, 2017, 02:45:16 PM
Wasnt supposed to be a robbery.

Someone mentioned it seemed like high risk low reward... It shouldve been zero risk, seeing as how the fella was a bookmaker.

Had an armed guard card, CC permit, recently obtained C&R license and a trunk full of surplus rifles/assualt rifles, & was on the way to iowa to begin a position as an armes guard. Wasnt till tuesday evening that i learned of a warrant for robbery and aasumed it was a mistake and was due to begin the position the wednesday afternoon of the standoff.

Funny how grown men like to turn that into " a tweaker junkynstrung out looking for dope money". Dont use meth now. Didnt use meth then. Didnt use heroin till 2014 after i returned from cancun and didnt consider heroin till after dr started fucking with my Tramadol script which id been on for about a year. If im open about heroin (which ive been off for about 10days shy of a year), why wouldnt i admit to meth if id done it? Thing is, people like BeTjere/jeffery, chyyphilis,hockyfightboy,& sf's stories all change and are exaggerated the way little girls tell stories in grade school. Mine remain constant.

I remember when you went to cancun with an asian gf if my memory serves me. Didn't you have a bad leg infection at the time and we or at least I was saying not to go because it could become septic.  And was it her who was doing porn?

Anyways can't believe this is now like ten pages. ;D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Ugly on April 05, 2017, 02:53:45 PM
Wasnt supposed to be a robbery.

Someone mentioned it seemed like high risk low reward... It shouldve been zero risk, seeing as how the fella was a bookmaker.

Had an armed guard card, CC permit, recently obtained C&R license and a trunk full of surplus rifles/assualt rifles, & was on the way to iowa to begin a position as an armes guard. Wasnt till tuesday evening that i learned of a warrant for robbery and aasumed it was a mistake and was due to begin the position the wednesday afternoon of the standoff.

Funny how grown men like to turn that into " a tweaker junkynstrung out looking for dope money". Dont use meth now. Didnt use meth then. Didnt use heroin till 2014 after i returned from cancun and didnt consider heroin till after dr started fucking with my Tramadol script which id been on for about a year. If im open about heroin (which ive been off for about 10days shy of a year), why wouldnt i admit to meth if id done it? Thing is, people like BeTjere/jeffery, chyyphilis,hockyfightboy,& sf's stories all change and are exaggerated the way little girls tell stories in grade school. Mine remain constant.

Grown-ass men assuming the most statistically probable scenario was what most likely occurred. Like a buncha gossiping bitches.
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Post by: SF1900 on April 05, 2017, 04:43:49 PM
Has the beat down occurred? Did ESFitness send someone to beat up Be There? Is Be There still alive?
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Post by: WalterWhite on April 05, 2017, 04:59:18 PM
Yea. Was in Loma Linda hospital where she went to med school for almost a week with cellulitis in both ankles/calves that turned into sepsis and developed endocarditis on a heart valve. Finally convinced the Drs to discharge me with clindamycin a few days before we were due to leave. Else I was gonna check out AMA cuz I needed to pick up my passport in LA.and the plane tickets. And 3 resorts were already paid for. I was still pretty unwell during the trip. Lol. The cellulitis still comes back sometimes. Was pretty bad in my right calve in Jan and both are swollen right now for some reason.

Had a few gfs since her. The one I found out was a open star was during the summer. Korean fitness girl who I though just did modeling (2 IG pages. 1 model I g and 1 fitness. With between 60k & 80k followers) and worked for a wealth management firm in LA. Wasn't really into her anyways. Lol. Too tall and she had blond hair
 

Make sure you have your heart checked regularly and have an echo. Endocarditis is the leading cause of mitral valve replacement (my field for over 20 years). I assume you were subacute.

May want to take an antibiotic going to the dentist too (preventative).
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Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 05, 2017, 05:41:49 PM
Wasnt supposed to be a robbery.

Someone mentioned it seemed like high risk low reward... It shouldve been zero risk, seeing as how the fella was a bookmaker.

Had an armed guard card, CC permit, recently obtained C&R license and a trunk full of surplus rifles/assualt rifles, & was on the way to iowa to begin a position as an armes guard. Wasnt till tuesday evening that i learned of a warrant for robbery and aasumed it was a mistake and was due to begin the position the wednesday afternoon of the standoff.

Funny how grown men like to turn that into " a tweaker junkynstrung out looking for dope money". Dont use meth now. Didnt use meth then. Didnt use heroin till 2014 after i returned from cancun and didnt consider heroin till after dr started fucking with my Tramadol script which id been on for about a year. If im open about heroin (which ive been off for about 10days shy of a year), why wouldnt i admit to meth if id done it? Thing is, people like BeTjere/jeffery, chyyphilis,hockyfightboy,& sf's stories all change and are exaggerated the way little girls tell stories in grade school. Mine remain constant.

Junkie, where have my "stories" changed or been exaggerated?

Your stories remain constant - constant fucking bullshit.

You're no martyr and you deserve no pity, so go "one up" with your lying crap elsewhere.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 05, 2017, 07:08:06 PM
What is wrong with Indio, California?

I lived in So Cal for one year. Never heard of Indio.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Scott on April 05, 2017, 07:25:28 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEdv6WyWl6G8XKhkA/giphy.gif)

Ugh.  Shitty Leboof.  I just threw up a little. Thanks, man... ;)
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Top Poodle on April 05, 2017, 07:42:52 PM
Ugh.  Shitty Leboof.  I just threw up a little. Thanks, man... ;)

Have you seen the porno he made with his mom??
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Scott on April 05, 2017, 07:46:01 PM
Have you seen the porno he made with his mom??

Nope.  And I hope I never do.  He is a disgusting manlet.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Top Poodle on April 05, 2017, 07:47:45 PM
Nope.  And I hope I never do.  He is a disgusting manlet.

Good man. Only point was that there's shit out there even MORE disgusting than that gif of lebloof
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 05, 2017, 09:06:41 PM
Well, for starters first you "knew for a fact" i lived in indio. Then it changed to "for a fact" it was a trailor park in indio. Then it was living in my gfs apt in indio. (Not in a relationship buddy.. Got girls i see, but i sure as hell wouldnt be living with them.. Much less living in someone elses home).... Should i even bother to search for more?  You're a fatboy whos never left the midwest... Hence your fascination with trailorparks.

Bullshit all you want. You live in a shitty apartment in Indio, CA.

Everything someone mentions on Getbig you've done more, owned bigger, spent more, took more, blah blah bullshit.

You're a loud mouth, bullshitting twink. You're not fooling anyone here.

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Scott on April 05, 2017, 09:08:32 PM
Good man. Only point was that there's shit out there even MORE disgusting than that gif of lebloof

Understood and thanks!
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 05, 2017, 10:22:22 PM
Wasnt supposed to be a robbery.

Someone mentioned it seemed like high risk low reward... It shouldve been zero risk, seeing as how the fella was a bookmaker.

Had an armed guard card, CC permit, recently obtained C&R license and a trunk full of surplus rifles/assualt rifles, & was on the way to iowa to begin a position as an armes guard. Wasnt till tuesday evening that i learned of a warrant for robbery and aasumed it was a mistake and was due to begin the position the wednesday afternoon of the standoff.

Funny how grown men like to turn that into " a tweaker junkynstrung out looking for dope money". Dont use meth now. Didnt use meth then. Didnt use heroin till 2014 after i returned from cancun and didnt consider heroin till after dr started fucking with my Tramadol script which id been on for about a year. If im open about heroin (which ive been off for about 10days shy of a year), why wouldnt i admit to meth if id done it? Thing is, people like BeTjere/jeffery, chyyphilis,hockyfightboy,& sf's stories all change and are exaggerated the way little girls tell stories in grade school. Mine remain constant.

and you just used heroin, you were never an addict, it was always under control even though you spent $75 k on it.

get the fuck out of here you moron.
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Post by: The Ugly on April 05, 2017, 11:38:58 PM
What is wrong with Indio, California?

Egad.

Remember that scene in Casino, the desert spot where Nicky meets up with Ace to say lots of mean things? That Godforsaken stretch of desolate nothingness?

Add some golf courses and casinos/hotels, some windmills, and enough meth to keep Walter, Gus, and the Salamancas busy for five seasons. That's Indio, somewhat.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: illuminati on April 06, 2017, 12:00:34 AM
and you just used heroin, you were never an addict, it was always under control even though you spent $75 k on it.
get the fuck out of here you moron.


[/quote]
Bullshit all you want. You live in a shitty apartment in Indio, CA.

Everything someone mentions on Getbig you've done more, owned bigger, spent more, took more, blah blah bullshit.

You're a loud mouth, bullshitting twink. You're not fooling anyone here.




Qoutes Summed it up Fairly accurately.

Oh I forgot to Say - I'm Bigger, Better, Stronger, Faster, younger, older, Got More $, wasted more $,
Fcuked More Women, Took More Drugs, Been to more places, I have & have Done More Than Everyone Else.
All Totally True of Course.  ::)

Did I miss anything.
 ;)
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Sokolsky on April 06, 2017, 12:32:04 AM
Wow... You spend so much time manufacturing your own version of my life, it's no wonder any woman would consider letting you father her child. Pathetic.

Might want to have a second look at what you wrote before you hit that post button there, stud.
You can barely string a sentence together, you drunk? You on the dope again? You just rob a convenience store? Are you having trouble alternating between Spanish, Thai, and English?
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 06, 2017, 12:43:13 AM
Wow... You spend so much time manufacturing your own version of my life, it's no wonder no woman would consider letting you father her child. Pathetic.
you have written that you spent over 75k on heroin, cant you remember, you also said you wasn't addicted.

I also thought you knew all about me, my son would kick your raggedy ass back to shitty Idaho, I wouldn't have to waste my time on you.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 06, 2017, 12:46:06 AM
Has the beat down occurred? Did ESFitness send someone to beat up Be There? Is Be There still alive?
someone looking like him turned up at my door but when I answered he looked a bit sheepish, I ended up giving him a few jobs to do around the garden and gave him $5 for his trouble, he thanked me and went on his way.

I do like to do my bit for the people who are struggling and down on their luck.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Sokolsky on April 06, 2017, 12:52:42 AM
I dont speak any Thai. Your trolling would be more effective if you used facts.

Well, shit. Seems we finally found a language you don't speak.
Your writing would perhaps be more understandable if you actually managed to string a sentence together, using proper grammar and punctuation. It would also aid your verbal jousting. Who knows, perhaps it makes your bullshit seem more coherent, leaving less doubt in people's mind that you're a trailertrash fuckup from bumfuck nowhere.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 06, 2017, 01:08:56 AM
Well, shit. Seems we finally found a language you don't speak.
Your writing would perhaps be more understandable if you actually managed to string a sentence together, using proper grammar and punctuation. It would also aid your verbal jousting. Who knows, perhaps it makes your bullshit seem more coherent, leaving less doubt in people's mind that you're a trailertrash fuckup from bumfuck nowhere.

he can probably write in Thai, its just he cant speak it.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 06, 2017, 01:17:16 AM
Show us all where i said i wasnt addicted. Something is seriously wrong with you.

Lol desperate drug addict eh? Funny how you gather that. Interpreting me stating above that id gotten clean and had been clean for some time at the time of the conversation (a conversation that was based on is being clean and what we were doing to stay that way), as well as everything else ive stated in regards to the opiates i was addicted to. You ever see me type "oh i wish i could do some drugs... Oh i really miss it"??? Nope... Yet thats what you want to read, so in your mind YOU decide what i say. You're delusional and pathetic. High schools are full of losers like you. You're like the uncle in Napoleon Dynomite. Pathetic and sad.

Ive yet to see you even attempt to contribute something usefull. Whether with this gimmick, or your UKJeff or SimpleSimon gimmicks. Then again, if i had 15" arms, a 14" neck, and no experience training others, id keep out of those types of conversations as well.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 06, 2017, 01:32:40 AM
I tell you to show me and everybody else where i said i wasnt addicted to heroin and you searched and searched for a post and you come up with something thats complete nonsense.

I really believe youre a paranoid-schizophrenic.
it was almost impossible to find a post of yours than wasn't complete nonsense.

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 06, 2017, 06:49:11 AM
I dont speak any Thai. Your trolling would be more effective if you used facts.

Dude....
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: SF1900 on April 06, 2017, 06:49:50 AM
someone looking like him turned up at my door but when I answered he looked a bit sheepish, I ended up giving him a few jobs to do around the garden and gave him $5 for his trouble, he thanked me and went on his way.

I do like to do my bit for the people who are struggling and down on their luck.

Maybe it was ESFitness in disguise.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 06, 2017, 06:52:19 AM
Maybe it was ESFitness in disguise.
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3677066/thumbs/o-CATE-BLANCHETT-TRAMP-570.jpg?1)
maybe,
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: CalvinH on April 06, 2017, 06:52:26 AM

The only thing he is robbing is this world of oxygen.



This was a good line that was missed!
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: dj181 on April 06, 2017, 06:53:55 AM
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 06, 2017, 07:25:04 AM


This was a good line that was missed!
he doesnt need oxygen,,,,
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: wes on April 06, 2017, 08:43:49 AM
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/airplane-propleller-flight-aviation-engine-isolated-propeller-white-image-can-be-used-as-concept-flying-don-t-forget-33156982.jpg)
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: wes on April 06, 2017, 08:51:48 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=628058.0;attach=719807;image)

Ya` prick ya` !! 


PAGE 10

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Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 06, 2017, 08:59:02 AM
If someone wants to be a habitual liar... that's fine.  But at least make the lies believable or entertaining.  This dude is no Ahalo.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Ugly on April 06, 2017, 09:35:05 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=628058.0;attach=719807;image)

Ya` prick ya` !!  

Lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Simple Simon on April 06, 2017, 10:24:56 AM
Lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.

i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 06, 2017, 10:30:12 AM
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 06, 2017, 10:35:04 AM
Be There shows up at ES's gym after the attempted hit

Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Twaddle on April 06, 2017, 10:36:25 AM
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

Spot on!   :D
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Kwon on April 06, 2017, 10:37:45 AM
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

And no fear-gene was triggered that day.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Ugly on April 06, 2017, 10:38:37 AM
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

"I saw a 900-foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma."
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Ugly on April 06, 2017, 11:21:21 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=628058.0;attach=719807;image)

Ya` prick ya` !!  


RIP, just heard.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Dave D on April 06, 2017, 01:21:07 PM
"I saw a 900-foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma."


That's a white guy dressed like Jesus troll.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: The Ugly on April 06, 2017, 01:29:54 PM
That's a white guy dressed like Jesus troll.

Renaissance revisionism.
Title: Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
Post by: Zillotch on April 06, 2017, 01:58:50 PM
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

"I saw a 900-foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma."

solid posts